Phuket Reports

**Newton York** · 01-09-26 23:41

I think only the young and fit influencer types holding their selfie stick phones making online content are the only ones that can score with other civilian tourists. It's like that dicaprio movie about some beach somewhere in Thailand. Us super old guys, we don't have a hope in hell, even in hell! Ha!

**Sargeant** · 01-09-26 18:15

Originally Posted by Mari1256 [View Original Post]

Come on, you won't go to Koh Phi Phi for mongering.

I know, I know. This forum mentions a couple massage P4P places, but the Phi Phi portion of my trip is more personal and to pay respect to a friend I lost that I visited PP with 20 years ago. So, just one night there to reminisce, see the tsunami memorial and hopefully feel like I'm 20 again for a few minutes Maybe I get lucky and take someone with me I meet in Karon or maybe I meet someone there. Regardless, I'll definitely post about it! You guys are great! Thanks for chiming in. I was kinda surprised how little activity there was on this sub.

**Sargeant** · 01-09-26 18:12

Originally Posted by HorseTrader [View Original Post]

Good luck with that. I just added up all my time in Thailand and it totals 62 weeks. All except about 5 nights were spent in tourist areas where I always kept my eye out for possible flings with tourist ladies. After 62 weeks, I have scored exactly one free farang tourist in bed with me. I'm old and the tourist was old, so maybe you are young and studly and will have better success, but not me. I much prefer P4P.

62 weeks? I'm jealous! I'm 40 and have always had a pretty good pickup game. I'm going on this trip primarily for mongering and anticipate 100% pay for play, but I can only bang so much. I'm hoping to find some fun groups that I can invite out for a day on a boat trip or to hit some fun bars with. If it turns into sex, great! If not, back to tf, bangla or one of the 100 places in between that all of you have mentioned! I'll definitely report back! I let my old account die where I had all my other trip reports.

**Sargeant** · 01-09-26 18:08

Originally Posted by MarkSaute [View Original Post]

Ciao folks,

Happy New Year! I was in Phuket this December, and this forum turned out to be incredibly helpful. This was my first-ever solo trip to Thailand, and I was pretty excited about all the possibilities. I did a ton of research beforehandread through this forum and several others online (Thailand Red Cat, Single Man Forum, etc.)and even chatted with a few experienced folks to understand basic etiquette, like how lady drink bills work. There's truly a treasure trove of information out there.

That said, once you actually land in the Land of Smiles, you quickly realize that everything you need is readily available, and all that research ends up being only mildly helpfulhaha. The etiquette prep did help, though.

I started out by exploring a nearby massage parlour close to Jungceylon Mall (with very obvious "extras" then moved on to Thai Friendly. Rates are definitely higher in Phuket, but you can still find solid deals if you negotiate reasonably. For example, some girls quote 2.5 k for short time but are okay with two rounds within an hour. That worked out great for me.

Thanks for the report! I've mongered around the world; Colombia, Japan, Pattaya, Bangkok, Tijuana, and all over the US, and I chuckled when you said that all the research is "mildly helpful". You're so right! Doing all the research is part of the fun for me though, but no matter all the best plans, you end up just going with the flow 95% of the time. I'm trying to do that a little more with my upcoming Phuket trip. When I visited Pattaya last year, TF was a gold mine for me. I'm kinda hoping for the same luck with this trip. One thing I've never done though is meet up with a fellow monger. I think I'll try and do that this time around. Glad you had a great trip!

**HorseTrader** · 01-09-26 17:19

Originally Posted by Sargeant [View Original Post]

Nights 2-3 staying somewhere on Karon Beach meeting tourists and seeing where that goes.

Good luck with that. I just added up all my time in Thailand and it totals 62 weeks. All except about 5 nights were spent in tourist areas where I always kept my eye out for possible flings with tourist ladies. After 62 weeks, I have scored exactly one free farang tourist in bed with me. I'm old and the tourist was old, so maybe you are young and studly and will have better success, but not me. I much prefer P4P.

**Mari1256** · 01-09-26 15:59

Originally Posted by Sargeant [View Original Post]

Thanks. What makes you say that the Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint?

Come on, you won't go to Koh Phi Phi for mongering.

**MarkSaute** · 01-09-26 12:11

Ciao folks,

Happy New Year! I was in Phuket this December, and this forum turned out to be incredibly helpful. This was my first-ever solo trip to Thailand, and I was pretty excited about all the possibilities. I did a ton of research beforehand—read through this forum and several others online (Thailand Red Cat, Single Man Forum, etc.)—and even chatted with a few experienced folks to understand basic etiquette, like how lady drink bills work. There's truly a treasure trove of information out there.

That said, once you actually land in the Land of Smiles, you quickly realize that everything you need is readily available, and all that research ends up being only mildly helpful—haha. The etiquette prep did help, though.

I started out by exploring a nearby massage parlour close to Jungceylon Mall (with very obvious "extras" then moved on to Thai Friendly. Rates are definitely higher in Phuket, but you can still find solid deals if you negotiate reasonably. For example, some girls quote 2.5 k for short time but are okay with two rounds within an hour. That worked out great for me.

I also met a few semi-pro types—one in particular could actually hold a solid conversation about AI and other topics. I spent 3 k for a night with her, then another 2 k on a different day. We stayed at her condo, went out for dinner and clubbing, and it honestly felt more like hanging out as partners for the day.

I didn't make it to Christin this time, mostly because the daily Thai Friendly roulette wore me out, but I'll save that for the next trip.

Net takeaway: I visited bars and agogos mainly for the experience, but Thai Friendly ended up being the best value overall. I also did a late-night street pickup on Bangla, which turned out well too.

Feel free to ask if I can help with anything. Otherwise, enjoy, mates!

**PuneRomper** · 01-09-26 08:05

What really happens in a soapy massage? Am visiting so would want to know.

I have been to Christins once and the girl gave me a bath, slid a few times on me, front and back and then took me to the bed and fucked me. Seemed kinda hurried. What I am looking for is more sensual stuff. A longish massage, some foreplay, hopefully DFK and BBBJ, good GFE and then boom boom (pref bare).

Any suggestions with rates would be welcome. Will be staying in lagoon resort area so any places there would be really appreciated. Else will come to Patong.

Thanks in advance for the help.

**PuneRomper** · 01-09-26 03:55

Am travelling to Phuket with friends. Will be staying in the boat lagoon area. Would appreciate recommendations on some massage shops where I can get FS. Do the girls do BB? What rates should I negotiate to?

Won't be able to do openly so respectable looking establishments would work better.

Thanks.

**Sargeant** · 01-08-26 16:59

Originally Posted by CCRider1008 [View Original Post]

Experienced in Thailand (6th time coming). However, only been to Phuket 1 time and it was years ago. Stayed Patong beach Sheraton and wrong choice. Shit crowded beach with Chinese and Russian tourists, too far Bangla. I'm a vacationer first, monger 2nd. Early 50's, excellent shape, good game. Not a huge drinker and I'm in Phuket for beach, girls and some muay Thai Not sitting in a shitty bar and getting drunk. I ride BBFS (I Prep, doxy, etc).

Staying 3 minutes off Bangla for 1-2 days; then down to Boathouse in Kata. Yes, I have read the threads as much as I can. Limited time Phuket so want to be focused.

Asking specific recommendations for "Value" please -- defined as not highest costs, girl quality 6-8 minimum (fun and accommodating), and BBFS will have to be negotiated in each venue or they're off list. I'm excluding online sources as I've good with that..

I know it has been a minute, but I never saw a trip report from you. Very interested to see how it went!

**Sargeant** · 01-08-26 16:53

Originally Posted by ThaiGoodTimes [View Original Post]

Works OK.

Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint tho.

I'd hunt tourist women on Phi Phi.

Thanks. What makes you say that the Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint?

**ThaiGoodTimes** · 01-08-26 16:07

Originally Posted by Sargeant [View Original Post]

I have 7 nights in Phuket with a focus on mongering, but also trying to pull some tourist women as well. I know I'll be ready to go on landing and I also don't mind moving around. Without a big concern for budget, I'm thinking night 1 walking distance to Bangla, staying at Kudo. Nights 2-3 staying somewhere on Karon Beach meeting tourists and seeing where that goes. Nights 4-5 in Rawai to check out a different scene, night 6 on Phi Phi (I just really want to see it), and the last night back on Bangla to end with a bang. Thoughts?

Works OK.

Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint tho.

I'd hunt tourist women on Phi Phi.

**Sargeant** · 01-07-26 23:02

I have 7 nights in Phuket with a focus on mongering, but also trying to pull some tourist women as well. I know I'll be ready to go on landing and I also don't mind moving around. Without a big concern for budget, I'm thinking night 1 walking distance to Bangla, staying at Kudo. Nights 2-3 staying somewhere on Karon Beach meeting tourists and seeing where that goes. Nights 4-5 in Rawai to check out a different scene, night 6 on Phi Phi (I just really want to see it), and the last night back on Bangla to end with a bang. Thoughts?

**Newton York** · 12-25-25 08:09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qliiuG8P_Fs

Where is this spot, and do chicks like her go back to your hotel room to fuck? Or she just there to sell you beer?

And why the heck is it so empty behind her? Where'd all the people go?

**DeadlyScorpio** · 12-19-25 06:41

On my first trip to Thailand, spent couple of days in Phuket. Though it looked dry and reports do say that Phuket isn't that exciting place to monger, I liked it though it seemed expensive a bit, the quality of girls provided you take your time and hit the right places you should be good.

I walked around the Bangla road, the so called bars or a go go clubs didn't excite me, the girls ignore Indians and do not really pull us to get in the bars. That was not a welcome place for Indians and moreover the girls aren't that great.

I found some massage parlours in the lanes of Bangla Road, one of them was a Nuru massage and other one was a regular massage parlor with girls doing extra services at a premium price. Nuru one has a flat rate and you get to pick the girl. The other massage places you get to pick a girl but the price varies based on the girl you choose. Need to talk to the girls on the service and price. Both were good for me and had to about 2000-2500 in both the places.

TF app is good, but its time taking and since I had to spend only 2 days it wasn't that attractive. Girls were quoting 3 K and more. So didn't go for it.