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  1. #11486

    Lotus Thai Massage

    Located at Sydney Rd, Coburg.

    Very nice deep tissue massage, but seems like strictly no extras. The same reviews I've read about this place from other sources. Even the administrator specifically noted to leave underwear on.

    If you are looking for decent massage. This is a place. If you are looking for something more. Don't waste your time on this place.

  2. #11485

    California Club

    I was in St kilda, the closest club was California Club. So I decided to go there. Actually I went back twice.

    The Line up is very impresive. For the first time I shared time with a real red hair woman and an Indian woman.

    Very nice club.

  3. #11484

    How Little we Know

    Quote Originally Posted by Meanderer  [View Original Post]
    As I have grown older and fatter myself, I value things like 'positive attitude' much more than I did when I was younger. When you are young you have a poster of Farrah Fawcett on your wall and you known nothing about anything, certainly nothing about women, but also nothing much about anything else besides. When you're older, you are still stupid, but by that time you (hopefully) know you are stupid and mostly everyone else is, and you are not ashamed to say that you are. If someone is trying to make you happy, I appreciate it. Thanks for the report, EngineDriver.
    Certainly endearing words Meanderer; When I was young I thought I knew everything, as I grew older I realised how little I know. Science tells us we use less than 10% of our brain so use 5% more wisely and devote 5% as a precious resource in our hard-drive to enjoy the heavens.

    Happy hunting and punting.

    Lotus.

  4. #11483
    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    These two fat girls offered superb service. Because they are fat, they go the extra mile. Both were really nice to be with and were quite sexy in a fat type of way. You had to look for the sexiness. May be it was their positive attitude that made it such a good experience.
    As I have grown older and fatter myself, I value things like 'positive attitude' much more than I did when I was younger. When you are young you have a poster of Farrah Fawcett on your wall and you known nothing about anything, certainly nothing about women, but also nothing much about anything else besides. When you're older, you are still stupid, but by that time you (hopefully) know you are stupid and mostly everyone else is, and you are not ashamed to say that you are. If someone is trying to make you happy, I appreciate it.

    Thanks for the report, EngineDriver.

  5. #11482
    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    Thank you for your feedback. I did give a trigger warning, so there was no requirement for you to read beyond that. In any case, either you or some other easily offended monger has dobbed me into the moderator and that post has been removed. You may now sleep better at night knowing the people who ripped me off are no longer identifiable.

    I will think twice before contributing free content to this thread, which is pretty much dead anyway.
    Bit of respect when you meet these girls.

  6. #11481

    Out Sunshine West

    Quote Originally Posted by Meanderer  [View Original Post]
    I know this has been said before, but if it was always cheap and enjoyable then I would want to do this all the time. Being ripped off discourages me from spending too much time on this activity. So I think, all in all, not too bad a time.
    Great post Meanderer, lately You've been quiet, but love the fieldwork hitting on quality costs no more, a concept that evades us all. Good stuff mate.

    Happy hunting and punting.

    Lotus.

  7. #11480
    Quote Originally Posted by OlderPlayer  [View Original Post]
    Hi all,

    Good to see some good banter going on.

    Anyway I visited a place next to the Old Ambulance station on Nepean Hwy at Frankston.

    Had a massage with a ML called Barby.

    She works Saturdays and another day BUT also told me she works at 2 other shops towards the city.

    I didn't get the shops name.

    Any one else come across her (sorry about the pun).

    Frankston shop is way to close to home.

    Thanks,

    PM if you wish.
    Hi OlderPlayer,

    I hope you can find her, it sounds like she was very good at her mission).

    Maybe you can find her in this site https://www.australs.com/escorts/melbourne.

    They have profiles of sexworkers in your area. I hope this can help you.

    Thanks.

  8. #11479
    Quote Originally Posted by BigJohn11  [View Original Post]
    Saw Dylan last week, fuck me, this girl is kink and fetish, I loved it.

    https://melbourne.adposta.com/354/po...pleasures.html
    Super cute girl!

  9. #11478

    Sunshine West Massage Shop

    I had an interesting visit recently at a massage shop located at shop 8 of 136 The Avenue, Sunshine West. It's a shop in a small shopping centre, near Coles supermarket. The telephone number for the shop (not a person) is 0431 528 929.

    I want to make it clear that the information about the location and telephone number of this shop is all publicly available information. The telephone number for the shop is displayed on the shop front window. This address and telephone number is also regularly published on the shop's Locanto advertisements.

    A 45 minutes massage costs $60 and an hour costs $70. I chose an hour. Extras are priced as follows: $30 for a hand job, $50 for a nude hand hand job and $80 for a slippery slide. I ended up paying for the $80 service as a result of a misunderstanding. To avoid making the mistake as me, I would suggest that you plan ahead and bring plenty of small denomination notes to make sure that it is clear what you're paying for.

    It was costly, yes, but I was pretty happy, in terms of value for money, about what I received.

    I know this has been said before, but if it was always cheap and enjoyable then I would want to do this all the time. Being ripped off discourages me from spending too much time on this activity. So I think, all in all, not too bad a time.

    Anyhow, to the point of my post, the massage lady I met was called Anna. She's an Asian girl in her 20's I think. Maybe older, but I think 20's. She's gorgeous. She had some of the biggest and most wonderful natural breasts I've ever seen on an Asian massage lady. I would definitely give her 8 out of 10, maybe even 9. She really was the best I've been with at a massage shop. Your assessment may be different to mine.

    The massage on my back felt wonderful. It was hard and even if I had nothing more than this. It was a really good massage. I give the initial massage a good 7 out of 10.

    At the mid point of the massage, I was told to flip. The negotiations about extras were confused, but I thought, 'what the hell' and just went for the whole hog. An idiot and their money are soon parted, I say.

    Call me a fool, but while it continued, it was a good time for me. She stripped completely naked. She started by pouring some oil on my back and slid up and down along the front of my body. After a while, she put her breasts around my cock and let me fuck her big round breasts. Before I had unloaded, she lay on top of me and while I kissed her mouth and breasts, and played with her pussy and ass, she jerked me off into heaven. As far as a girl friend experience it was wonderful. I love being able to kiss a girl and touch wherever I wish. I'd give this part of the massage a 9 out of 10, nearly perfect.

    I was definitely stupid to pay so much. But it was memorable. I will never go back. $80 for extras is too much. But I thought I would pass on this info to my buddies at the ISG.

    I don't monger as much as I used to, but at the very least, I thought to myself, I can pass on this information. If you have more money than sense (like me), you could do a lot worse than try Anna. She works on a Saturday. She might work on other days, so I would ring ahead.

    Have fun lads and enjoy yourselves.

  10. #11477
    Quote Originally Posted by MikeMelb  [View Original Post]
    The Pimp is the one doing the bait and Switch, these poor girls are being used. If you don't like the girl, don't pay for the punt. If you decide to go ahead, how about treating the girl with some respect. Your actions are appalling to say the least.
    Thank you for your feedback. I did give a trigger warning, so there was no requirement for you to read beyond that. In any case, either you or some other easily offended monger has dobbed me into the moderator and that post has been removed. You may now sleep better at night knowing the people who ripped me off are no longer identifiable.

    I will think twice before contributing free content to this thread, which is pretty much dead anyway.

  11. #11476
    Quote Originally Posted by BigJohn11  [View Original Post]
    https://melbourne.adposta.com/354/po...val-crowd.html

    I think some of us would love this haha.
    Brilliant.

  12. #11475

    Raver sprays breast milk over dance festival crowd

    https://melbourne.adposta.com/354/po...val-crowd.html

    I think some of us would love this haha.

  13. #11474
    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    I did say I was going off the reservation LOL!
    The Pimp is the one doing the bait and Switch, these poor girls are being used. If you don't like the girl, don't pay for the punt. If you decide to go ahead, how about treating the girl with some respect. Your actions are appalling to say the least.

  14. #11473
    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzam  [View Original Post]
    I remember seeing a fat older Korean lady at the Paramount Spa and Sauna a few years ago. The one on the top level overlooking Bourke St. Excellent facilities but they always tended to have 40+ year olds working there. Anyway, I can't remember her name but she always gave an excellent hard massage, bordering on brutal if you like extra hard. Reminds me of what you get in China. She was no oil painting to look at but gave a willing nude oily HJ allowing you to finger bang her. I remember walking past her near the Vic Market one day and we locked eyes and shared a smile. The type of smile you get when busted by these massage girls outside of work, LOL.

    Haven't been to the place for 4-5 years so no idea what it's like now.
    The Paramount Spa is now just overpriced rubbish. There's a few reports from this year on this board. Massage is $80 an hour and HJ is $50, so all up $130. That compares to $80 all up at Pings one floor below. At Paramount, the shower area is all run down and the attitude of the receptionists there just sucks, so why pay more for less.

    I not sure I want to fuck a fatty, but because they are ugly and they know it, they put extra effort into customer service. A slim pretty girl wouldn't bother with that.

  15. #11472

    Kimbo was her nameo

    Hi Shazzam, her name was Kim, she was great but went back Korea.

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