FKK Babylon (Koeln)

[Jack Andy42]

Impressions of FKK Babylon Saunaclub in Elsdorf:

Properly summarized, I would also add:

I visited last week of August, Babylon can be a hit or miss, but the Romanians have sure changed the landscape. They would rather hang out with other girls or smoke than go in a room if they don't feel like. They're in for free alcoholic mixed drinks from guests and regulars, the young bartender takes good care of them. Things change once you are in the room, there is upcharge for kissing, fingering or don't do this or that, very mechanical, and mostly with the Romanians. Things get slightly better with them when you go for an hour, but in the end the service is just not there like it used to be in the past. Some of the mechanical but good looking ones to stay away from: Riana, Leah, Nadja.

The club needs recruitment from other places or standardize service like they did with the hourly rates or learn a thing or two from Hof. Upselling or poor service in the room should be intolerable.

The club facility also needs improvements, I think they should raise the entrance to 75 euro but include bathrobes and / or full towels, eliminate handy for girls, they're always on their phones, even in the room. Fix the hot tub, steam room, better food and friendlier staff.

Free beer is a nice touch, prices for drinks are reasonable too, although they're always out of weiss beer, self serve water, coffee is excellent. Food is not as terrible as Hof, but could use some improvement, the Belgians are always complaining about the food, perhaps I need to try out some Belgian cuisine.

But as OP suggested, Babylon is still slightly better than other options, the local favorite Residenz closed, Samya is crap too, and in Frankfurt it's so sad to see Oase and World be packed with people but have such poor service compared to the past glory days. I think if they need to charge more for entrance to make it a profitable business, go for it, but service should not be compromised.

[Sirioja]

May worth if you are not demanding for looks, or for AO with some. Entry is too expensive for looks.

[Neurosynth]

Great Report! If you wouldn't mind. . .

To make the comparison clear, what were the 5 FKKs that were, at least for you, bested by Babylon?

Never mind, I now see many long reports. Fantastic!

[Neurosynth]

Impressions of FKK Babylon Saunaclub in Elsdorf:

The club is clean and medium sized . ..

Great Report! If you wouldn't mind. . .

To make the comparison clear, what were the 5 FKKs that were, at least for you, bested by Babylon?

[ShinyCrazy]

Impressions of FKK Babylon Saunaclub in Elsdorf:

The club is clean and medium sized and geared for a local crowd of German retirees, not international business travelers. It has an outdoor pool and indoor sauna and hot tub / jacuzzi. Reception is straight ahead, then you backtrack to the entrance where the lockers and showers are located. Wallets or valuables don't have a separate locker. Tons of little towels available in a rack opposite reception for drying off and one large towel given to you when you pay the entrance of 70 Euro for covering up. No robes. Girls are naked. They charge 60 Euro for the first half hour and 50 Euro more for each additional half hour. Minimal discussion of up charges. The lineup was actually pretty decent, with relatively few heavily tattooed girls. A good number of natural breasts. Pretty much 95% Romanian, like most clubs. Reasonably young and attractive girls. No very old or very ugly girls. One group of younger, fresher girls with minimal tattoos and no silicone were sitting together in the smoking area. None of them spoke English, which is pretty unusual. Two girls wandering around were too overweight to call voluptuous. Probably around 20 girls. Saw several blowjobs in public, but didn't see any sex in public. Very small dining area. Food was spotty. Often I would be standing behind an overweight German who was scraping the steam tray bare and I was left without even gravy or crumbs. I would say the food was club average, meaning edible, but unacceptable if it were a restaurant. Attendance on a Saturday afternoon was about 4:1 guys to girls. The guys were all ethnic German and skewed pretty old. I didn't see any Turks, for example. I didn't hear any English, except when speaking to the girls. The ratio of guys to girls was terrible, yet I never had to wait for a girl. Seemed like many guys were there to quietly drink beer and watch soccer. It is always funny to me when a "club" is playing dance music and has party lights and there are naked girls and the girls are faced with a roomful of sedate overweight Germans staring at a TV. If the FKK clubs were in Latin America, everyone would be talking and laughing and dancing and hooting at the girls. Instead, it feels like a motor vehicle registration office. It's not bad for relaxing, it's just funny. Had rooms with 2 Romanian girls, one was named Tanja. She had well done breast implants. I don't like implants and I didn't notice until she was upside down for the BBBJ and I could see the scars. Pretty lackluster session with no GFE feeling and no real passion. Average acceptable Romanian service. The other girl, whose name I can't remember, was worse and tried to block me from entering her pussy deeply and refused to really kiss. I left the room without cumming. It was that bad. Where is the reputation for service? I thought Babylon was supposed to have great service. I was searching out a replacement, but couldn't really find another girl that inspired me. Then I saw an African girl named Iman from Mali. Attractive face and decent body. Great engaging personality. Perfect English. Top notch service. Great passionate kissing, enthusiasm for DATY, great soft deep BBBJ with unprompted stroking of my anus, and enthusiastic deep FS. 10/10 for service. At this point, I decided to ditch the Romanian girls and try another African girl. This time the girl was Chayna from Rwanda with a huge Afro and she was big fleshy voluptuous girl, unlike my usual favorites. She offered rimming for an extra 30, I accepted and she went to town. Full on rimming for a solid 5-10 minutes. Basically another 10/10 performer. Based on these two girls, the FKK clubs need to start hiring African girls, or maybe I need to look into traveling to Africa. Getting to Babylon is not easy and essentially requires a rental car. The public transportation from Cologne is spotty and requires taking a train to Horrem, then trying to take a bus to nearby Babylon and walking, or taking an expensive taxi, all of which was time consuming and wasn't as straightforward as I thought it would be. It would have been much faster to rent a car from Cologne airport. Also, when I requested a taxi at Babylon to get back to my hotel, the Babylon reception, which barely spoke any English, acted as if that was a tall order and I would be lucky if they could find one. Uber didn't work. No drivers in this rural part of Germany, and apparently the German government has tried to crush Uber. In a nutshell, rent a car.

For the international traveler who is looking to mix a few FKK visits into their holiday, this might be a club worth checking out. It is much smaller than Sharks or Oase, but it is a very well done medium sized local club. It is difficult to access via public transportation, and it is not located near any other tourist attractions. If you were traveling with a wingman and renting a car, then I would definitely include Babylon. There is a website that lists the girls in attendance at Babylon, but the pics are scrubbed of tattoos. If you look at the pictures and add some large tattoos for about half the girls, then you have a decent idea of what to expect. Of note, the ages of the girls are listed and I was surprised to see that both African girls were significantly older than I would have guessed.

https://www.saunaclubs.org/huren/clu...lub-babylon.1/

Later in my trip, after visiting 5 other FKK clubs, I decided to return to FKK Babylon. As you'll see in my other reviews, my experience at the other clubs was pretty disappointing. I returned to Babylon because it was the best of the six clubs. Not necessarily the best facilities, although they were very good. Definitely not the best food. The girls at Babylon gave the best service. That is why I returned. For my second visit, I started with Nadja, a Romanian with long dark hair with white highlights braided into corn rows. She had some acne scarring. I didn't have high hopes, but she was the girl that really confirmed my choice to return. Good kissing, responsive to DATY, great soft BBBJ, followed by excellent wide open covered vaginal sex. She was a home run. Given that experience, I started looking again at girls I had overlooked. My next choice was Katerina, a tiny Bulgarian girl with puffy nipples and big tits for her size. Again, great kissing, very active and appreciative during DATY and again wide open welcoming wet covered vaginal sex. A second home run. Lastly, I chose Sara, a girl who had some negative comments on the lineup link that I posted above. I didn't know that until later. She spoke about 5 words in English. Sara has cafe au lait skin with a gap between her two front teeth and a freckle below one breast and no tattoos that I can remember. I had caught her eye and she seemed very interested in me. Later, she sat in the jacuzzi and kept looking me in the eye, but remember that she couldn't speak English basically at all. Clearly, she wanted to go to the room with me, but it would be awkward since we couldn't communicate. Well, it wasn't awkward. It was awesome. I think she was attracted to me more than just attracted to my wallet. She gave a 10/10 GFE experience from start to finish. The best kissing from any girl in 6 clubs. After my experiences in the other clubs, I was ready to write about the death of the FKK experience, and it certainly is dying in most clubs, but Babylon still has those fresh girls that haven't turned into robots, the experience I remember from when I first started going to FKK clubs 15 years ago.

For what it is worth, I have found that if the girl is kissing well and responding with enthusiasm early, I will then tell her that I want to go slow and stay an hour in the room. That worked well at Babylon.

[TraLaLax]

The posts from the past several months are all about lodging and transportation. Has anyone visited lately? If so, who was working and how was the service?

Thanks in advance.

I was there a few days ago. Good service. Good lineup with many slim women, and some chubby ones. I'm guessing thee where about 25 girls there. Which girls are you interested in?

[Mahaba]

The posts from the past several months are all about lodging and transportation. Has anyone visited lately? If so, who was working and how was the service?

Thanks in advance.

[Optimist]

Mid week line up of about 25 girls. Entry 70 euro, including a decent buffet. Most of the girls were very slim (and of course naked) unlike most clubs in the NRW. Price is 60 for the first 30 minutes, thereafter 50 for each half hour.

[Jack Andy42]

Anyone know their email address or Eddy's email address?

TIA.

[Mechelen]

Mondays are very slow, about 8 -10 girls.

[Sirioja]

How is the LU in Babylon on Mondays. My time slot permit me to be there only on Monday. Will reach there at 2 in the afternoon and will stay there till 11 or the timing of the last train or bus. Debue in that zone. Any special recommendations on ladies will be higly appreciated.

Regards.

Limited casting on Monday. Too expensive entry for level on Monday.

[Thampi62]

How is the LU in Babylon on Mondays. My time slot permit me to be there only on Monday. Will reach there at 2 in the afternoon and will stay there till 11 or the timing of the last train or bus. Debue in that zone. Any special recommendations on ladies will be higly appreciated.

Regards.

[Thampi62]

Yes, it covers both ways all the way.

What is more, since the number of zones does not specify direction, 2 times before, I used the day ticket to go to Babylon which is west of Koln in the morning, returned to Koln by 4 pm, then used the same ticket to go to FKK Bernds (that is the same nuber of zones to the east of Koln) and back in the night. In fact there is a train, either S12 or S19 (I can't remember whic) that goes from Horrem through Koln to Hennef (which is the station to get to Bernds).

Bernds is closing later this year, so this might be your last chance to try this legendary first-ever FKK.

Thanks. Google map and DB will give all details on train and Monthly German rail pass covers everything. Wish to visit Bernds, will do if time permits. Visited Bernds in 2019 and I like that club.

[Thampi62]

With monthly pass, You can go all over Germany and to Swiss border. Bab entry is expensive for level of looks but beautiful club with garden and cold swimming pool. Good SPA. Girls are for 60/30 and 110/60 and no need to go to RTC when You are at Bab, same like at Bernds.

Thanks an very kind of you for the information Siri.

[TankTank123]

If I take a zone day pass, will the the up and down journey will fully be covered to go to Babylon from Cologne?

Yes, it covers both ways all the way.

What is more, since the number of zones does not specify direction, 2 times before, I used the day ticket to go to Babylon which is west of Koln in the morning, returned to Koln by 4 pm, then used the same ticket to go to FKK Bernds (that is the same nuber of zones to the east of Koln) and back in the night. In fact there is a train, either S12 or S19 (I can't remember whic) that goes from Horrem through Koln to Hennef (which is the station to get to Bernds).

Bernds is closing later this year, so this might be your last chance to try this legendary first-ever FKK.