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  1. #3773
    Quote Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede  [View Original Post]
    Nice choice of vehicle! I have also a Lada Niva but the one that I drive in Germany for the moment is a GMC Suburban 4 x4 diesel from 1974 and it likes to mark its territory by pissing a cocktail of fluids on the ground when I park it. Maybe that would ruin the shoes for the richer mongers if they step on it on their way to the Mercedes-Benz so I prefer other parking.
    I love smell of burned oil or too hot brakes. Even at expensive Globe, or Golden Time, they don t select about car.

  2. #3772
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    I drive a legendary traban and plan to buy a tata, but no problem versus other cars and I just laugh under rain on autobahns when Germans drive in first gear, but I agree FKK is not the best place to enjoy good quality champagne. Even among Moet champagne, different quality sent to different places. Fortunately for clubs, Turkish give business to clubs buying bottles to drink whole night, less business for girls with them.
    Nice choice of vehicle! I have also a Lada Niva but the one that I drive in Germany for the moment is a GMC Suburban 4 x4 diesel from 1974 and it likes to mark its territory by pissing a cocktail of fluids on the ground when I park it. Maybe that would ruin the shoes for the richer mongers if they step on it on their way to the Mercedes-Benz so I prefer other parking.

  3. #3771
    Quote Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede  [View Original Post]
    Thanks Tintin, Poly and Pistons, always nice to know someone like your reviews.

    I do often see champagne bottles in the bars of FKK: s but this is the first time someone actually has tried to sell it to me. I like champagne but I would never pay ridiculous price for it. I am a simple worker with basic taste and average wage.

    I normally park my "car" at a side street, and not at the FKK parking, because I do not think they would let me pass the gate if I park it beside the Porsches and Mercedes!
    I drive a legendary traban and plan to buy a tata, but no problem versus other cars and I just laugh under rain on autobahns when Germans drive in first gear, but I agree FKK is not the best place to enjoy good quality champagne. Even among Moet champagne, different quality sent to different places. Fortunately for clubs, Turkish give business to clubs buying bottles to drink whole night, less business for girls with them.

  4. #3770
    Thanks Tintin, Poly and Pistons, always nice to know someone like your reviews.

    I do often see champagne bottles in the bars of FKK: s but this is the first time someone actually has tried to sell it to me. I like champagne but I would never pay ridiculous price for it. I am a simple worker with basic taste and average wage.

    I normally park my "car" at a side street, and not at the FKK parking, because I do not think they would let me pass the gate if I park it beside the Porsches and Mercedes!

  5. #3769
    Quote Originally Posted by Polyamorist  [View Original Post]
    Salaam, FUSwede. I totally agree. This report reminds me of FKK Palast in Freiburg. The drinks thing is a disaster, one of the things that brought strip clubs into disfavor in the first place. FKKs were supposed to be a fresh start.

    It is hard to have a natural-feeling conversation with a girl if she is bugging you for drinks every few minutes. It doesn't sound like her talking but a pimp-puppet. Another point is that turning WGs into sales girls infringes on their independence. The true freelancers would prefer to concentrate on their real trade -- sex -- so they will tend to drift away from such a phony scene.
    Salami Polyamorist! Very very true! Overheard a girl today when talking with two Italian guys. One was clearly a bit drunk and did lots of these italic gestures while speaking. I didn't catch all he said, but he used his whole body when speaking. The girl just replied once through all his ramblings: "I just want to fuck" Then they laughed.

  6. #3768
    Quote Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede  [View Original Post]
    Pretty nice setup but what destroys the place, in my opinion, is the mood. There are two beers included in the price, drink more and pay 5 Eur for a 33 CL beer or 15 euro for a 4 CL Gin Tonic. They also have the fantastic opportunity to buy a drink for the girls and the entrance women was happy to declare that "the girls only drink Champagne so do not bother to offer them something simpler". The "champagne" of course started from 40 Eur "Piccolo" size up to absurdum.

    The girls also tried to sell me this bullshit and it killed my mood! I told her I'd prefer to fuck her for that money.

    It is clearly aimed at getting businessmen drunk and losing their head. I hate that shit, keep it to the strip clubs please.
    Salaam, FUSwede. I totally agree. This report reminds me of FKK Palast in Freiburg. The drinks thing is a disaster, one of the things that brought strip clubs into disfavor in the first place. FKKs were supposed to be a fresh start.

    It is hard to have a natural-feeling conversation with a girl if she is bugging you for drinks every few minutes. It doesn't sound like her talking but a pimp-puppet. Another point is that turning WGs into sales girls infringes on their independence. The true freelancers would prefer to concentrate on their real trade -- sex -- so they will tend to drift away from such a phony scene.

  7. #3767
    Quote Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede  [View Original Post]

    When I was about to leave they checked my consumption at the bar and seemed disapponted that I just had my two beers.
    Read all your reports, thank you so much. Planning my trip for the winter and plan to do 8 days across the country. I will head back to Augsburg. No upselling, no drink selling.

    Girls are nude and while the prices are usually higher than wahat you experienced the girls can not approach you. You have to go talk to the ladies. Otherwise they just lie around and.

    Make you horny staring at so many naked decent ladies.

    Again, thank you so much for so much pain (the other reviews), but consider you've helped so many people. ;-0.

  8. #3766

    FKK Villa, Hannover

    Visited this place today for 6 hours, then I could not stand it anymore.

    The building looks like it would fit The Addams Family and I do think I stumbled upon parts of the family as well.

    At least I'm sure I fucked Morticia and it must have been Fester and Lurch I saw lurking around in the corridors. I cannot recollect seeing Gomez but maybe I was his stand in today?

    The building consists of 3 floors (probably also a cellar you do not want to visit). Top floor = fuck rooms with mirrors (nice! Second floor with bar, porn cinema and "livingroom".

    Bottom floor with changing rooms, sauna and eating. There is also a quite nice garden with a biosauna and a pool.

    Entrance is 60 Eur, 30 min fuck / suck is 50 euro and extras is 25 Eur.

    Pretty nice setup but what destroys the place, in my opinion, is the mood. There are two beers included in the price, drink more and pay 5 Eur for a 33 CL beer or 15 euro for a 4 CL Gin Tonic. They also have the fantastic opportunity to buy a drink for the girls and the entrance women was happy to declare that "the girls only drink Champagne so do not bother to offer them something simpler". The "champagne" of course started from 40 Eur "Piccolo" size up to absurdum.

    The girls also tried to sell me this bullshit and it killed my mood! I told her I'd prefer to fuck her for that money.

    It is clearly aimed at getting businessmen drunk and losing their head. I hate that shit, keep it to the strip clubs please.

    Well well, I found me a nice Polish girl and also a Romanian to session. No shame on them, they are just doing what they are told from management.

    When I was about to leave they checked my consumption at the bar and seemed disapponted that I just had my two beers.

  9. #3765
    Quote Originally Posted by Downandup  [View Original Post]
    Now I read that it was the extension that completely burnt down but that might have been where all of the action was, the main building is still standing.
    This is tragic news. Your post compelled me to read the Dutch forums. Apparently the customer who died was a well known regular. Everybody only had nice things to say about him. A few had spoken to him the night he died. He had been in a good mood, happy that he was going to be a grandfather again. Reportedly his family had known about his sauna club activities.

  10. #3764

    FKK Romeo, Hamburg

    Tried this little gem yesterday.

    This is a small FKK (the girls are nude) and I supose it mainly attracts local mongers.

    Situated* in a industrial area that also contains residential buildings and consists of 3 floors.

    First with bar, dressing room and small cold buffet (quite good, varity of cheese, salads, cold pasta, etc.).

    Second with porn kino (a lot of action take place here).

    Top floor with sauna.

    I went there a Sunday and that means 35 euro entry. This was well worth. The place is a bit worn down but I like that, it makes me feel like home. I'm not into gold and marble.

    And now to the girls, the really good part of this club. A lot of you would not call them stunners but I loved them! Had two really good sessions with one girl from Romania and one girl from Croatia. There was 7 girls in the premises when I arrived and 5 mongers. The mood was good and the girls seemed to enjoy. The girls I talked to originated from Germany, Croatia, Romania and Bulgaria. It seems to me the smaller clubs has a better variety of girls and the girls are much more natural (lesser tatoos, no silicone, some woman fat on ass, etc.).

    GFE is almost guaranteed and upselling is low.

    A standard session is 60 euro /30 min and extras is 20 euro.

    Best club on my trip this far!

  11. #3763
    Now I read that it was the extension that completely burnt down but that might have been where all of the action was, the main building is still standing.

  12. #3762

    Sauna Club Gallardo Fire, 1 Dead

    Sadly a customer has died at Gallardo in the early hours of this morning. The club has been completely destroyed and 3 men arrested for stopping the firefighters by grabbing the hoses for a water fight.

    https://www.presseportal.de/blaulich.../65858/4322551
    https://www.tag24.de/nachrichten/hamminkeln-maenner-nehmen-feuerwehr-die-schlaeuche-weg-mann-stirbt-bei-brand-in-saunaclub-1134282?fbclid=IwAR18Pl5J8Y-UHplz12JpXqD9eHiQ8ij2AXnNPtrWO1sq6Mup18ZzwLXDdfs

  13. #3761

    Saunaclub Relax, Neukloster

    Ok, new day new remote club.

    I would first like to quote William Blake "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. " That is the leading star in my strive for enlightment on this trip. I want to get to the FKK core. Find out exactly what this is about.

    Today I think I took another step on that path.

    I could find only one 4 year old german review for this club and the leading phrase in that review was "Friedhofsatmosphre" I think the right translation would be "graveyard atmosphere".

    I think there is nothing wrong with this club, it is an excellent club. I was greeted by, what I assume, was the owner after buzzing the door. A polite, good english speaking, gentleman. He showed me the premises that consist of a good finnish sauna, a main lounge with a projector showing decent porn (mirrored of some peculiar reason), a outdoor part with some sun chairs, a massage room, a gym, billiard table, a bar with some cold snacks, a couple of nice fuck rooms and a jacuzzi. Everything clean and in good order. A setup that would make a lot of other clubowners jealous.

    The problem is not the club. The problem is the mongers. Or to be more precise, the lack of mongers.

    When I arrived at 7 pm there was 1 monger and 1 girl. So monger / girl ratio = 2 = sausage fest.

    I took a sauna and the manager showed up and threw some menthol things on the oven. This gave a interesting sensation. Like showering in mouthwash.

    When I returned the other monger had done his deed and left so the only ones left was me, Claudia 35 from Greece and the manager who retreated to his office.

    The good side = unlimited coach time with a fun girl.

    The bad side = boring to be alone when the conversation dies.

    A good title for a novel "the lone monger". I mean "the lone warrior" and "the lone ranger" are already taken. Or would it be better suited for a horror movie? You decide.

    Prices was 50 euro entrance
    30 min fuck/suck 50 euro.

  14. #3760
    Quote Originally Posted by FuckedUpSwede  [View Original Post]

    I will fuck my way down from Flensburg to Cologne so you will receive more reviews from small town mongering!
    Keep up the hard work. I can't wait for the rest of your trip!

  15. #3759

    P-club Flensburg

    I could not find any relevant info on this club anywhere so it was with a bit of excitement I entered the premises on a Monday. I write an extensive report this time to cover the club.

    First, this is some kind of mix between saunaclub and brothel since when you arrive at front desk you are presented with two options:

    1 pay nothing and sit in a sofa at the desk and be presented with a number of girls saying Hello, and giving their name.

    2. Pay 25 euro and receive a card to be used for drinks in the bar for up to 25 Euro. This way you receive a locker, bath robe and towel and can as well use the sauna and sit in the bar and watch porn. You also need to pay 50 euro as a security. They give those 50 euro back when you return the key to the locker.

    I arrived at about 10 pm and of course choose alternative 2 since I like the FKK / saunaclub concept and dislike brothels.

    I had a Gin tonic (12 euro withdrawn from the 25 euro card) to soften up a bit and analyze the situation. There was about 5-7 girls and a equal amount of mongers. I was the only one in robes. The rest used "civilian" clothes and chit chatted at the bar.

    I think all the girls was acceptable in looks but bear in mind I'm not into super optics. 2 romanians, 2 polish and the rest of unknown origin. Unusual with so few romanians.

    The sauna is a good finnish sauna and you have a glass wall with direct view into the main room and also a reflection of the porn movie in a windows. Interesting setting together with the color changing lights in the sauna.

    After sauna I sat down in a sofa and a 25 year romanian named Roxanna approached.

    She lives at the club and said you can rent a room as well. I asked about the price for that but she misunderstood and started to give me price for all fucking options.

    They are: fuck / suck 20 min = 60 euro. 30 min = 80 euro, 1 hour 160 euro. Kissing, or any other extra, is 25 Euro. So if you want DFK, DATY, BBBJ for an hour that would be 235 euro I suppose. I made clear I only want the standard 60 euro service but I want to finish my drink first. No problem. Lot of couch time since lack of customer. Nothing to write home about in terms of service but kind and attentive GFE.

    Had my second gin tonic, only monger left in the premises, returned locker key, got my 50 euro back, at 1 am and went home.

    I will fuck my way down from Flensburg to Cologne so you will receive more reviews from small town mongering!

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