Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

https://fiwfans.vip/

She was very sweet and sexy, not to mention also nice, clean, beautiful, DFK, looked deeply into my eyes and caressed my dick tenderly like a horny GF.

She kissed and caressed me all over my body like a baby hehe, gave me a much hotter and more satisfying session than any bar or massage women.

Only way to go. Better looking, better attitudes for the most part, and the prices are amazing compared to the tourist trap GoGos.

[Newton York]

Hmm tell me more how it works? .

So I just walk in and book a normal massage? That cost what?

And it looks proffesional and all but without quastions it ends up a nuru massage?

This was over a year ago now, but from what I recall, it was the same as any other oily type joint. This one was photos, instead of a lineup, and you can guess what they offer based on the price. Also, I knew beforehand that fucking was available cause I found the place from a Japanese forum. But again, from the outside, you'd never guess that sex was par for the course. It really does look like a legit no sex massage place. Also, remember this. Thailand is paradise. Don't waste it.

The chick I had isn't there anymore, I found out she moved to another joint from another forum. Always do research on as many of these sex forums as you can, when put together, collectively as a whole, and with the help of google translate, there's a wealth of information out there. I think Asian forums are the best, cause for them Thailand is basically their backyard.

Man, I remember her quite fondly, cause she was this really weird mix of aloof and sexy life you won't believe. She was quiet, and hardly spoke, but she took it like a champ. It feels like she didn't want to be there, but she didn't complain once, didn't stop, even when I banged her doggy, she was touching herself. The whole thing felt kinda surreal. Kinda like the porn you see where the chick doesn't really wanna bang you, but has to for money reasons and halfway she starts to like it. And she's doing her best not to enjoy it, but she's wet anyway. I tell ya dude, I'm glad I took my boner pill that day.

[Captain Solo]

https://fiwfans.vip/

She was very sweet and sexy, not to mention also nice, clean, beautiful, DFK, looked deeply into my eyes and caressed my dick tenderly like a horny GF.

She kissed and caressed me all over my body like a baby hehe, gave me a much hotter and more satisfying session than any bar or massage women.

[Newton York]

Went to Poseidon in Huay Khwang one afternoon. It's in the upper floors of a huge building, looking like a hotel.

The manager led me into a large lobby, nice, clean, classy, with about 15 girls seating on couches, a few with obvious pouchy bellies. I was the only client. He sat me down across the lobby, drinking $4 beers, about 50 feet away from the girls so I could not see them clearly up close. He said 3 classes of girls, 4,000,3,000 Bahts and the freelancers.

I asked him to ask the girls to walk around so I could see their figures. He sent a woman over to talk to them, but they did not move, just sitting, playing with their phones. They did not look very attractive to me. 2 Free lancers walked in, looking pretty good but older. I pointed to the hottest girl in purple dress in the pic and a freelancer, told the manager I would do them for 2,000 Bahts. He said it was not possible and left. I finished the beer and bailed.

Poseidon girls just looked disinterested and cold, like mechanics in auto shops, not attractive and sexy to me. I bagged this hot girl in a hotel next to Poseidon for 900 Bahts, DFK, squeeze, grope, poke. She was caressing me lovingly like a baby, groaned, moaned, lots of sexy expressions. Had a very hot session with her and will repeat. Who the hell need old, stiff, unattractive, expensive women in Poseidon?

Wait wait wait, hold the phone. Now wait a minute. Hold on a second. Hold your horses. Woah nelly! Good report and all that, poseidon and all that, but you kinda glossed over the chick in the hotel next to poseidon. What's the hotel, why does it have chicks? Is it a massage joint? Is it a bar? Did you get the chick online and meet her at said hotel? Inquisitive minds must know Captain. Granted, I'm in no position to go to Thailand anytime soon, but if said hotel has chicks at 900 baht, I'd like to put that on the back burner. Aside from being rimmed, and getting a bbjcim, being caressed lovingly by a chick is something I could always use more of. Fucking is great and all, I get it's transactional, but a little more like she's actually into it is no bad thing. Tell us more dude.

[11Bravo]

Funny name Golf haha.

Does Tulip have a website? I'm guessing not.

Good guess. Thong Lor BTS station. Right hand side of Suk, as you're facing away from Asok. Exit the far (from Asok) RIGHT staircase from the station, at the bottom, you turn, cross soi 38, and Tulip is basically under the station's UP escalator. If you pass 7/11 heading back towards Asok, you've gone too far.

[11Bravo]

There is no Peanut Gallery. Your post are kind of Bland. Dunkin Donuts 🍩.

For Mr and sake please try harder. Bring Joy to his meager life, my words but it's the impression I get from his Writings.

Bland to some, enjoyable to others. But I do enjoy your posts, takes me back to my football playing days: "Down, SET, Hot 23, hot 42, hot 99, hut, hut"... And with a forearm shiver and a spin, he breaks into the open field, leaving the defense in the dust.

But, Tonto (a good Indian name, you've had so many handles, I loose track), you and Kemo Sahbee enjoy your time together. And as the two riders ride off into the sunset, "Hi HO Silver Away" pierces the silence (or is that silliness, so hard to tell these days...).

Admin: grasping at redemption, a hint for visitors. Pick up a box of Dunkin Donuts (full disclosure, I do own stock), 8 for 100 (at least for a time), and give the box to your hotel front desk (for the newbies, a FULL box). Give respect, get respect. Oh, and if flying Asiana, my airline of choice, food's good, always go for the Korean option. On Thai, stay away from the breakfast, as close to inedible as I'd ever want to come. But a box of chocolates for the cabin crew... Priceless.

[CaliGuy33]

I will second this! Tulip!
Golf (Gop) and Ying together. They like to be rimmed, side my side. It puts them in overdrive and then everything is off the hook. Ying loves to cum on your tongue or Golf's tongue.

Funny name Golf haha.

Does Tulip have a website? I'm guessing not.

[AmPervert]

So I am responsible for attitudes of American women. I've been accused of lots of things but that's a first! I didn't mean the above in an abusive way. But if I want to play the seduction game, why am I also paying? Do you go to a restaurant and kiss the chefs ass to get a decent meal? You are paying for a service and it should be delivered properly and enthusiastically. If signs early on are not positive, you can simply end the transaction there. Or make it clear what your expectations are and see if the girl complies. I am not suggesting being forceful or violent but there are times when a girl starts with drama, I just tell her this doesn't work and either change girls (in a massage place) or send them away (from my hotel room).

Maybe I misunderstand where you are coming from but yes, men in America with shitty attitudes are responsible for the complete suppression of sexual freedom in America. There are women involved in shaming as well but men make it harder.

All I know is that I am married to a woman who likes to take on multiple men at the same time. 12 is her record. Not much of a record in that scene but impressive to me. In America, she finds it almost impossible to find men for her to use sexually. Men are disrespectful, weird and rude. She knows everything I do here. She has met some of my favorite women in the sex scene. I read her your post because I felt badly about what I had posted. Her reaction was "Ewww. What a shitty attitude. " If you are turning off a total CumSlut, Cock W hore you might want to change your approach. Just saying. (Funny part, on Facetime, she won't stop gesturing for me to shut up and put my mouth on her pussy.) LOL.

I go to BKK, Sukhothai, Phitsinulok, Siem Reap, Tokyo and in all of the places that I frequent, I am known. I smile. I say hello. I treat people with respect. I bring beers or treats to hotel or pool staff. Maybe it is kissing ass but my ass is treated extremely well everywhere I frequent. Hotels, restaurants, pool halls, legit massage, wine stores, bjbars, Tulip, etc. It works. You make people feel respected and happy, you feel good and they feel good. Life is good. We are all here on the planet for a short time. It is a lot of fun to spread happiness.

I came back to BKK soon after the Covid shit. It had been years. I wore a mask. (Because every Thai in BKK was wearing a mask, respect local customs) I was recognized instantly in every single place I went with a mask on! Litterally the Cheers show in real life. LOL It is easy. Give it a try. I promise. It is more fun.

[AmPervert]

...I have never treated myself to a threesome. Curious if anyone can recommend a shop. My focus would be mainly on service and being absolutely pampered by two women as opposed to looks.

The shops I have visited were Boss and Cherry (now Snow White I think). These two shops were fine. Curious if anyone has had threesomes there?

Just one word: Tulip.

I will second this! Tulip!
Golf (Gop) and Ying together. They like to be rimmed, side my side. It puts them in overdrive and then everything is off the hook. Ying loves to cum on your tongue or Golf's tongue.

[Raj Patela]

Damn, I am getting slow in my old age. It's NOT an MP, so didn't immediately come to mind, and so I won't say too much, just a reference from 2 years ago (long read, but the info is in the lower 3rd), another FR written this month. Meet The World, Patpong. As the howls of derision rise up from the peanut gallery, while it's NOT an MP, it is very possible to have some group attention aka rugby scrum, definitely oral, but FS is VERY possible (1st hand experience).

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2760241

Check the prices on arrival, first time a Singha was 100 baht, 2nd visit 150, lady drink 150 (well worth the purchase, read), BBBJ / CIM 800 (they quote 1000, but now you know better). FS 1200, not the quoted 1500 (I'll pick my battles, just correcting when they quote the tourist prices on initial arrival). The main manager, heavyset lady is straight, watch out for the granny assistant. She's well know for not remembering the agreed upon resident prices, writing down her own, so check the bill and make corrections for the major charges (BJ, FS) if it's granny playing cashier. Good tunes too for us old folks.

There is no Peanut Gallery. Your post are kind of Bland. Dunkin Donuts 🍩.

For Mr and sake please try harder. Bring Joy to his meager life, my words but it's the impression I get from his Writings.

[11Bravo]

Thanks for the tip. Someone else mentioned Tulip. I'll have to check them both out.

I won't have boots on the ground for some time but planning for my next trip to LOS. At the top of my list is a mind blowing threesome where I am taken care of as if I am the most hansome man in the world. Therefore looks don't matter as much as supreme service for this one fantasy.

I just hope they don't make me change condoms in between smashing them.

Damn, I am getting slow in my old age. It's NOT an MP, so didn't immediately come to mind, and so I won't say too much, just a reference from 2 years ago (long read, but the info is in the lower 3rd), another FR written this month. Meet The World, Patpong. As the howls of derision rise up from the peanut gallery, while it's NOT an MP, it is very possible to have some group attention aka rugby scrum, definitely oral, but FS is VERY possible (1st hand experience).

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2760241

Check the prices on arrival, first time a Singha was 100 baht, 2nd visit 150, lady drink 150 (well worth the purchase, read), BBBJ / CIM 800 (they quote 1000, but now you know better). FS 1200, not the quoted 1500 (I'll pick my battles, just correcting when they quote the tourist prices on initial arrival). The main manager, heavyset lady is straight, watch out for the granny assistant. She's well know for not remembering the agreed upon resident prices, writing down her own, so check the bill and make corrections for the major charges (BJ, FS) if it's granny playing cashier. Good tunes too for us old folks.

[Paolo99]

I bagged this hot girl in a hotel next to Poseidon for 900 Bahts, DFK, squeeze, grope, poke. She was caressing me lovingly like a baby, groaned, moaned, lots of sexy expressions. Had a very hot session with her and will repeat. Who the hell need old, stiff, unattractive, expensive women in Poseidon?

So that "hot girl" is coming from where exactly? TF?

[CaliGuy33]

Go to Snow White for a threesome. You won't be disappointed.

Thanks for the tip. Someone else mentioned Tulip. I'll have to check them both out.

I won't have boots on the ground for some time but planning for my next trip to LOS. At the top of my list is a mind blowing threesome where I am taken care of as if I am the most hansome man in the world. Therefore looks don't matter as much as supreme service for this one fantasy.

I just hope they don't make me change condoms in between smashing them.

[Captain Solo]

Went to Poseidon in Huay Khwang one afternoon. It's in the upper floors of a huge building, looking like a hotel.

The manager led me into a large lobby, nice, clean, classy, with about 15 girls seating on couches, a few with obvious pouchy bellies. I was the only client. He sat me down across the lobby, drinking $4 beers, about 50 feet away from the girls so I could not see them clearly up close. He said 3 classes of girls, 4,000,3,000 Bahts and the freelancers.

I asked him to ask the girls to walk around so I could see their figures. He sent a woman over to talk to them, but they did not move, just sitting, playing with their phones. They did not look very attractive to me. 2 Free lancers walked in, looking pretty good but older. I pointed to the hottest girl in purple dress in the pic and a freelancer, told the manager I would do them for 2,000 Bahts. He said it was not possible and left. I finished the beer and bailed.

Poseidon girls just looked disinterested and cold, like mechanics in auto shops, not attractive and sexy to me. I bagged this hot girl in a hotel next to Poseidon for 900 Bahts, DFK, squeeze, grope, poke. She was caressing me lovingly like a baby, groaned, moaned, lots of sexy expressions. Had a very hot session with her and will repeat. Who the hell need old, stiff, unattractive, expensive women in Poseidon?

[Expat American]

I have frequented some of the FS massage shops in the infamous Soi 22 row by Phrom Phong BTS. But I have never treated myself to a threesome. Curious if anyone can recommend a shop. My focus would be mainly on service and being absolutely pampered by two women as opposed to looks.

The shops I have visited were Boss and Cherry (now Snow White I think). These two shops were fine. Curious if anyone has had threesomes there?

Go to Snow White for a threesome. You won't be disappointed.