Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Sonic Bam]

90 minutes with Meya; a PSE. No holes barred, did not say no to any request even down to CIM / COF with tongue out. Well worth it.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I set off around 12:30, so during the office lunch break, during which I think the salons start working seriously. Anyway, all this is speculation based on my personal experience when I was working. I wanted to start by seeing Heaven Massage Soi 31 Sukhumvit but I found it too expensive (3000 B for an erotic massage for 1 hour). Of course, the little xxx was cute but I think it's too expensive. And unfortunately, when it comes to girls, the high price is not necessarily a final guarantee of superior quality. Well, soapy fucking on an air mattress is fun once and it's slippery, it's not always practical to take your footing.

So I went to try my luck at Cherry Massage, almost opposite, you still have to cross Sukhumvit Road, which is an expedition in itself. Nuru Cherry Massage is on the little street at the beginning of Soi 22. The mamasan introduces me to 4 or 5 girls, one of whom I find cute, 22 years old, with a little dress that barely covered her buttocks, for a basic classic oil massage of 1 hour at 2000 B. Nice, very diligent and wanting to do well, she passed the soap on my back during the shower. Pretty little body, small high breasts, all to die for. We started with an oil massage on the back but I was too excited and after 5 minutes I turned around and took charge. I ate her little apricot, we followed with a 69 then a missionary and I hurried to turn her around to finish in doggy style because I was going to cum. I have been working at Cherry for 1 week, it shows, I like beginners who are a little shy in general.

[EverythingThai]

FWIW, I was at Mango a few times myself last month. There were not many no silicone / no baby girls there at my time, but choose who I liked the most based on looks / eye contact only, without engaging in any chit-chat.

Up to the room and banged her without any condom, though she did mention condom once or twice. I should have left her a tip for the BBFS, if nothing else (though service was otherwise good too), but did not for some retarded reason. She did not mention it, and as I was walking away I was was already regretting not leaving her a tip. I'll blame it on my inexperience with p4 p girls and reading here before that no tip is required for normal service, but have since added automatically leaving a tip for BBFS to my modus operandi unless the girl explicitly tells me I have to pay X,000 more (1000 more is as high as I'd normally go myself).

Banged her again a week or two later. She obviously remembered me, and was just as friendly (I was wondering a bit beforehand), but this time she did not even mention the condom. I just slipped in with her still giving me the body massage while on top of me. That time I did give her a tip though, telling her it was for this time and the previous time. She just smiled politely.

No tip required unless discussed beforehand. However, I always give one. I seem to have BBFS spidey sense. If I sense I need to pay more, I discuss beforehand. If I feel I can just do it, I stay silent and 9/10 times, I get it. Then for the 1/10 times I don't, I offer a tip during the session and I get it.

Loved your report about the massage girl that gave it up!!! Goof work.

[Werqweq]

I went in to Mango yesterday on Soi 24. The line up was exceptional. I short listed two girls and they both sat down. I gave each 200 baht and we chatted. I basically was asking which one is comfortable with BBFS CIP if I paid extra. They both said if you pay 1500 more they will do it. Then I chose the girl and off we went upstairs. I won't give you her name. That way Conor will be left guessing. Anyways, Mango in my opinion had the best lineup I have ever seen in there since I started going many years ago.

FWIW, I was at Mango a few times myself last month. There were not many no silicone / no baby girls there at my time, but choose who I liked the most based on looks / eye contact only, without engaging in any chit-chat.

Up to the room and banged her without any condom, though she did mention condom once or twice. I should have left her a tip for the BBFS, if nothing else (though service was otherwise good too), but did not for some retarded reason. She did not mention it, and as I was walking away I was was already regretting not leaving her a tip. I'll blame it on my inexperience with p4 p girls and reading here before that no tip is required for normal service, but have since added automatically leaving a tip for BBFS to my modus operandi unless the girl explicitly tells me I have to pay X,000 more (1000 more is as high as I'd normally go myself).

Banged her again a week or two later. She obviously remembered me, and was just as friendly (I was wondering a bit beforehand), but this time she did not even mention the condom. I just slipped in with her still giving me the body massage while on top of me. That time I did give her a tip though, telling her it was for this time and the previous time. She just smiled politely.

[EverythingThai]

Well you know what? The best for you to stop mongering in thailand: bkk or pattaya or anywherelse in thailand because nowadays most of the guys fuck ladies bareback! And all the ladies accept that, and when they say no at the beginning, it's because they want you propose them extra money. And then they all accept!

I went in to Mango yesterday on Soi 24. The line up was exceptional. I short listed two girls and they both sat down. I gave each 200 baht and we chatted. I basically was asking which one is comfortable with BBFS CIP if I paid extra. They both said if you pay 1500 more they will do it. Then I chose the girl and off we went upstairs. I won't give you her name. That way Conor will be left guessing. Anyways, Mango in my opinion had the best lineup I have ever seen in there since I started going many years ago.

[TConor]

Yesterday was pretty much a repeat of the day before. Had the day off
since it was the day I was traveling back from Thailand, which gave me
the whole day free as my flight did not leave until evening.

After gym I went to princess massage around 14:00 and asked for a lineup
of no silicone, no baby girls. Three presented themselves, including
Cookie from a previous report (19 year old, decent service, but I did
not want to pay her 2000 extra for no-condom). One of the two others
was not attractive to me, but the third was ok, so I went with her.

She was 25 or 26 years old she said, and had obviously been working
for a while. She even made some of those fake ooh-aah sounds, but quietly
and not enough for me to bother telling her to stop. Service was normal.
Massaged me for a bit after the shower, sucked my dick, then on with the
condom (refused BB, even with a tip), and I banged her until cumming over
her stomach and boobs.

Looking at their website, I can't say I recognize her from any of the
pictures, so I am not sure what her name is. Anyway, nothing special
about her, good or bad.

I'd recommend Cookie from my previous/first time however. No fake sounds
and thus seemed more honest. Had she offered BBFS I'd gone with her
instead, as she's prettier too, but wanted to try a different girl.

After the session I btw clarified with receptionist at Princess massage
that the 60 minute B2B massage for 1600 includes BJ. Compare that with
7-heaven on the other side of the read, where you may have to suffer
an extremely disrespectful receptionist only able to select from heavily
photoshopped girls on a tablet, and pay 1300 for a top-less BJ from girls
that are less pretty than the ones at Princess, paying the additional 300
for friendly and respectful service at Princess is a no-brainer to me.
I can only imagine that paying an additional 600 if you want to upgrade
to FS would also be easy.

After that I walked a bit further down the same Soi 33 and into one of
the regular massage shops where an easy on the eyes woman was working.
One hour thai massage, and offered HJ. I declined any interest in HJ,
but pointed at her mouth instead. She said 2,000, but I countered with
1,000. She asked for 1,500, but I just said I could only give 1,000.
She continued massage for a while after that, before asking if 1,300
was ok? I repeated I could only give 1,000, at which point she said ok
and closed the curtain.

Took a bit of work on her part as I had just come out of Princess
massage, but in the end I shot into her mouth at the end of my 60 minutes.
Paid her the 1,000. She asked for some more tip, which annoyed me a bit,
but I just said cannot. Gave her an extra 100 downstairs as I exited
the shop anyway, as tip for the Thai massage.

After that I walked to the new Emsphere shopping/restaurant mall,
and enjoyed a croissant and a cup of coffee, before exiting via the
exit/entrance that's in the middle of Soi 22. Walked a bit further
down, passing Alice massage, where all the girls were busy eating at the
moment, and further down past Marriot. Had a one hour Thai massage from
a reasonably attractive girl, but she did not want to blow me for 1,000,
but insisted on 2,000, so just enjoyed the Thai massage, and gave her
my usual 100 baht tip at the end once exiting the shop.

Walked back up the soi, and stopped by Alice massage, where the girls
were no longer eating. Choose a girl around 23 year old, who's name
I no longer remember unfortunately. She was a bit thick, carrying an
extra 3-4 kg, but for some reason her look/attitude appealed to me and
she did not seem directly fat. Slightly thick-ish only. Or "carried her weight" well
is perhaps a better expression? Anyway, I found her kind of sexy and for some
reason wanted something slightly more meaty than usual, even if not fat (which I don't like at all).

I looked at her directly so it would be clear it was her I wanted, and asked her for a one hour thai massage.
While paying the girl handling the cash at the moment, I could tell my chosen girl was a bit feisty
from the way she talked to me and her demeanor, so I joked a bit back at her in the same way,
which managed to make her laugh.

She led me into the cubicle, telling me to change my clothes in her slightly
feisty/ordering way, while she went out to do her things (possibly cleaning herself
in the bathroom it sounded like). Came back and started the massage on my back.

We exchanged a few sentences in Thai during the massage, but not much
more than that. After she had finished massaging my back she asked
me to turn around, while at the same time mumbling "want special?",
which I pretended not to hear. She continued massaging my front, but
did not take any more initiative, or directly touch my dick or balls.
After some 10 minutes of this, and with about 20 minutes left of my 60
minutes, I knew I had to take things into my own hands.

Unlike a previous experience with a 20 year old girl at a neighbouring
shop that I recently posted about, where I had a clear feeling it would
be ok to simply pull the girl down on top of me, sex or no sex following,
I was much less sure about this girl. So instead I gently took her hand
while she was massaging me, and carefully started pulling her towards me.

As she did not forcefully resist, I continued pulling her until she was
laying on top of me, and we were face to face, lips almost touching.
I then lay my hands on her back, eventually moving down to her buttocks
and pressing her pussy against my dick. I pushed her against me like
this for a minute or two, now and then touching my lips against hers,
and also fondling her breasts a bit, before I loosened up her bra and
then pulled of her shirt.

After kissing her breasts for a bit I very carefully rolled her over on
her back.

I should say that this shop, surprisingly enough given the type of girls
that work here, has proper massage beds that are elevated from the floor
by a meter or so, rather than just a mattress on the floor as most other
not-expensive-spa shops have. This allows for a better massage, but
since the size of the bed is like a single, not very sturdy bed, it makes
sex considerably more restricted, unless you want to make it obvious
to everyone that you are banging someone doggy-style as the bed probably
creaks and moves forth and back. Perhaps you'll even roll out of the cubicle together.

After rolling her over on her back, I kissed her breasts and neck some
more, brushing my lips against hers too, but she obviously did not want
to kiss, so I did not do that. Next I pulled off my own shirt, and
continued pressing my dick against her pussy, like it was going to enter
her pussy through my pants and her shorts. Then I started to loosen up
her shorts, unbuttoning the button on the top, and then unzipping.

At this point I was wondering if she was going to say anything, most
likely about money, but she did not say anything, and I pulled off her
shorts and underwear in one swift, elegant movement, as I always do after a
horrible experience I had as a young student. Back then I was still doing it
step by step until I once ended up in bed with a girl, having pulled of
her pants, but subsequently not being allowed to pull of her underwear.
Ever since, I always pull of both at the same time.

After she was naked, I again lay down on top of her, grinding the dick
in my pants against her pussy, before I started to pull of my pants
while on top of her, with a tiny bit of help from her.
Still she had not said anything about money or
condom, and thus while my pants were halfway off, I started to press
my bare dick against her pussy, and then I entered. Once inside I
pumped a few times, before I rose up slightly to get my pants off
completely, before I entered again and continued to bang her for the
remaining 15 minutes or so, before shooting what little I had left in
my balls into her pussy.

For some reason she gave a surprised laugh and "ooooh" when that happened,
as possible she expected me as a professional to pull out before cumming.
She wanted me to get off immediately after that, to rush to the bathroom
I guess. I stayed on top for a bit longer anway, and pumped in and out for
half a minute, with her having a slightly "oh gawd, what now" look on her face,
before rolling off her.

She asked me if I wanted to get a shower, to which I answered yes, and
then she walked naked to the curtain closing of this cubicle to scout
outside and see if she could go out and get a towel naked like that.
I couldn't resist to give her ass a slap while she was doing that.

She then went out and got towel for each of us, coming back and saying
she will shower first, ok? I in the meantime had located my phone and
looked up "vasectomy" on google translate to show her, which she seemed
happy to see.

She then went to shower, but came back laughing two seconds later when she
heard me cursing, as she had left the curtain to the cubicle wide open, with me laying
on the bed naked. "Sorry, sorry. :-)", before she closed the curtain and left again,

After she had finished showering, I went to shower, and then got dressed
while she was sitting by the reception, with the two-three other girls,
also attractive, if a bit older (25-29?), sitting outside.

I gave her two folded 1,000 baht notes, and a few seconds to object if
she thought that was for some reason too little, before I opened the
door to the outside and said bye. Then I did a fast walk back to the
gym to pick up my large suitcase, and was at Suv. airport via the MRT
and airport railink one and a half hour later, with a bit over two hours
still to go for my flight to Europe.

I am having problems locating it. I don't think they have a web page.

[Gilolo]

Well you know what? The best for you to stop mongering in thailand: bkk or pattaya or anywherelse in thailand because nowadays most of the guys fuck ladies bareback! And all the ladies accept that, and when they say no at the beginning, it's because they want you propose them extra money. And then they all accept!

But no matter, I really don't care about YOUR safety, I just want my visits to be safe from those who might contaminate the working girls.

[FernandoAlonso]

Thanks. The price is right (2300, 100 more than some other shops I've visited I remember thinking), but I can't access the photos of ladies working without a password to verify for sure. If this is the second to last shop on the right hand side as you walk down the soi, it's probably the shop I would like to recommend. (I can't be bothered to email them and ask for the password, but if anyone has it and wants to message me, I can perhaps confirm after looking at the photos.).

They have a quite active line group. Wonder massage 2 . Not as good as Mango's but really helpful.

[Werqweq]

Wonder Massage is opposite Smile massage. They have a website, https://www.wonderbangkok.com.

Thanks. The price is right (2300, 100 more than some other shops I've visited I remember thinking), but I can't access the photos of ladies working without a password to verify for sure. If this is the second to last shop on the right hand side as you walk down the soi, it's probably the shop I would like to recommend. (I can't be bothered to email them and ask for the password, but if anyone has it and wants to message me, I can perhaps confirm after looking at the photos.).

[Werqweq]

I'll give a recommendation to a regular massage place called Alice massage on Soi 22 these days, just past the big Marriot M hotel there. I was there for a regular massage today (decent enough, though she stiffed me for the last 30 minutes and the massage ended after I had fucked her), and they have some rather attractive girls working there. When I went by there was only one girl there, a slightly taller than average girl around 26 I guess. A solid 7, with the boobs of an 8 (as far as Thailand is concerned). Named "Di-di" it sounded like (though I guess the more correct spelling would be Dee-Dee). This is the same shop where I got a BJ from what I rated as an 8. 5 last summer. Possibly it was the same girl as I saw today, and she is in fact a solid 7, rather than an 8. 5, but I'm not sure. She did not give any indication of remembering my handsome face either, so possibly it's a different girl.

Yesterday was pretty much a repeat of the day before. Had the day off
since it was the day I was traveling back from Thailand, which gave me
the whole day free as my flight did not leave until evening.

After gym I went to princess massage around 14:00 and asked for a lineup
of no silicone, no baby girls. Three presented themselves, including
Cookie from a previous report (19 year old, decent service, but I did
not want to pay her 2000 extra for no-condom). One of the two others
was not attractive to me, but the third was ok, so I went with her.

She was 25 or 26 years old she said, and had obviously been working
for a while. She even made some of those fake ooh-aah sounds, but quietly
and not enough for me to bother telling her to stop. Service was normal.
Massaged me for a bit after the shower, sucked my dick, then on with the
condom (refused BB, even with a tip), and I banged her until cumming over
her stomach and boobs.

Looking at their website, I can't say I recognize her from any of the
pictures, so I am not sure what her name is. Anyway, nothing special
about her, good or bad.

I'd recommend Cookie from my previous/first time however. No fake sounds
and thus seemed more honest. Had she offered BBFS I'd gone with her
instead, as she's prettier too, but wanted to try a different girl.

After the session I btw clarified with receptionist at Princess massage
that the 60 minute B2B massage for 1600 includes BJ. Compare that with
7-heaven on the other side of the read, where you may have to suffer
an extremely disrespectful receptionist only able to select from heavily
photoshopped girls on a tablet, and pay 1300 for a top-less BJ from girls
that are less pretty than the ones at Princess, paying the additional 300
for friendly and respectful service at Princess is a no-brainer to me.
I can only imagine that paying an additional 600 if you want to upgrade
to FS would also be easy.

After that I walked a bit further down the same Soi 33 and into one of
the regular massage shops where an easy on the eyes woman was working.
One hour thai massage, and offered HJ. I declined any interest in HJ,
but pointed at her mouth instead. She said 2,000, but I countered with
1,000. She asked for 1,500, but I just said I could only give 1,000.
She continued massage for a while after that, before asking if 1,300
was ok? I repeated I could only give 1,000, at which point she said ok
and closed the curtain.

Took a bit of work on her part as I had just come out of Princess
massage, but in the end I shot into her mouth at the end of my 60 minutes.
Paid her the 1,000. She asked for some more tip, which annoyed me a bit,
but I just said cannot. Gave her an extra 100 downstairs as I exited
the shop anyway, as tip for the Thai massage.

After that I walked to the new Emsphere shopping/restaurant mall,
and enjoyed a croissant and a cup of coffee, before exiting via the
exit/entrance that's in the middle of Soi 22. Walked a bit further
down, passing Alice massage, where all the girls were busy eating at the
moment, and further down past Marriot. Had a one hour Thai massage from
a reasonably attractive girl, but she did not want to blow me for 1,000,
but insisted on 2,000, so just enjoyed the Thai massage, and gave her
my usual 100 baht tip at the end once exiting the shop.

Walked back up the soi, and stopped by Alice massage, where the girls
were no longer eating. Choose a girl around 23 year old, who's name
I no longer remember unfortunately. She was a bit thick, carrying an
extra 3-4 kg, but for some reason her look/attitude appealed to me and
she did not seem directly fat. Slightly thick-ish only. Or "carried her weight" well
is perhaps a better expression? Anyway, I found her kind of sexy and for some
reason wanted something slightly more meaty than usual, even if not fat (which I don't like at all).

I looked at her directly so it would be clear it was her I wanted, and asked her for a one hour thai massage.
While paying the girl handling the cash at the moment, I could tell my chosen girl was a bit feisty
from the way she talked to me and her demeanor, so I joked a bit back at her in the same way,
which managed to make her laugh.

She led me into the cubicle, telling me to change my clothes in her slightly
feisty/ordering way, while she went out to do her things (possibly cleaning herself
in the bathroom it sounded like). Came back and started the massage on my back.

We exchanged a few sentences in Thai during the massage, but not much
more than that. After she had finished massaging my back she asked
me to turn around, while at the same time mumbling "want special?",
which I pretended not to hear. She continued massaging my front, but
did not take any more initiative, or directly touch my dick or balls.
After some 10 minutes of this, and with about 20 minutes left of my 60
minutes, I knew I had to take things into my own hands.

Unlike a previous experience with a 20 year old girl at a neighbouring
shop that I recently posted about, where I had a clear feeling it would
be ok to simply pull the girl down on top of me, sex or no sex following,
I was much less sure about this girl. So instead I gently took her hand
while she was massaging me, and carefully started pulling her towards me.

As she did not forcefully resist, I continued pulling her until she was
laying on top of me, and we were face to face, lips almost touching.
I then lay my hands on her back, eventually moving down to her buttocks
and pressing her pussy against my dick. I pushed her against me like
this for a minute or two, now and then touching my lips against hers,
and also fondling her breasts a bit, before I loosened up her bra and
then pulled of her shirt.

After kissing her breasts for a bit I very carefully rolled her over on
her back.

I should say that this shop, surprisingly enough given the type of girls
that work here, has proper massage beds that are elevated from the floor
by a meter or so, rather than just a mattress on the floor as most other
not-expensive-spa shops have. This allows for a better massage, but
since the size of the bed is like a single, not very sturdy bed, it makes
sex considerably more restricted, unless you want to make it obvious
to everyone that you are banging someone doggy-style as the bed probably
creaks and moves forth and back. Perhaps you'll even roll out of the cubicle together.

After rolling her over on her back, I kissed her breasts and neck some
more, brushing my lips against hers too, but she obviously did not want
to kiss, so I did not do that. Next I pulled off my own shirt, and
continued pressing my dick against her pussy, like it was going to enter
her pussy through my pants and her shorts. Then I started to loosen up
her shorts, unbuttoning the button on the top, and then unzipping.

At this point I was wondering if she was going to say anything, most
likely about money, but she did not say anything, and I pulled off her
shorts and underwear in one swift, elegant movement, as I always do after a
horrible experience I had as a young student. Back then I was still doing it
step by step until I once ended up in bed with a girl, having pulled of
her pants, but subsequently not being allowed to pull of her underwear.
Ever since, I always pull of both at the same time.

After she was naked, I again lay down on top of her, grinding the dick
in my pants against her pussy, before I started to pull of my pants
while on top of her, with a tiny bit of help from her.
Still she had not said anything about money or
condom, and thus while my pants were halfway off, I started to press
my bare dick against her pussy, and then I entered. Once inside I
pumped a few times, before I rose up slightly to get my pants off
completely, before I entered again and continued to bang her for the
remaining 15 minutes or so, before shooting what little I had left in
my balls into her pussy.

For some reason she gave a surprised laugh and "ooooh" when that happened,
as possible she expected me as a professional to pull out before cumming.
She wanted me to get off immediately after that, to rush to the bathroom
I guess. I stayed on top for a bit longer anway, and pumped in and out for
half a minute, with her having a slightly "oh gawd, what now" look on her face,
before rolling off her.

She asked me if I wanted to get a shower, to which I answered yes, and
then she walked naked to the curtain closing of this cubicle to scout
outside and see if she could go out and get a towel naked like that.
I couldn't resist to give her ass a slap while she was doing that.

She then went out and got towel for each of us, coming back and saying
she will shower first, ok? I in the meantime had located my phone and
looked up "vasectomy" on google translate to show her, which she seemed
happy to see.

She then went to shower, but came back laughing two seconds later when she
heard me cursing, as she had left the curtain to the cubicle wide open, with me laying
on the bed naked. "Sorry, sorry. :-)", before she closed the curtain and left again,

After she had finished showering, I went to shower, and then got dressed
while she was sitting by the reception, with the two-three other girls,
also attractive, if a bit older (25-29?), sitting outside.

I gave her two folded 1,000 baht notes, and a few seconds to object if
she thought that was for some reason too little, before I opened the
door to the outside and said bye. Then I did a fast walk back to the
gym to pick up my large suitcase, and was at Suv. airport via the MRT
and airport railink one and a half hour later, with a bit over two hours
still to go for my flight to Europe.

[EverythingThai]

But no matter, I really don't care about YOUR safety, I just want my visits to be safe from those who might contaminate the working girls.

You can read my reply to your twisted logic in the safe sex thread. Thanks.

About your 1-2 reports out of 579 posts......................................

[EihTooms]

But no matter, I really don't care about YOUR safety, I just want my visits to be safe from those who might contaminate the working girls.

In 1839, Charles Goodyear invented rubber vulcanization. Then in 1855 that technology was utilized to produce the first rubber condoms.

I hear if you wear one from beginning to end of every sexual encounter you can reduce the risk of being contaminated. Not 100%, but more than if you are not wearing one.

Be aware that touching a "BB" lady's vagina with your fingers and then touching your eyes, mouth or urethra or her doing the same with her fingers can contaminate you as well. So you might want to make sure every lady you are with keeps her vagina covered and inaccessible and that you wear a condom at all times if your plan is to get a handjob. Or even if your plan is to masturbate to completion if she is temptingly within arms reach when you are doing that.

And certainly if your plan is to get a blowjob. Just to be sure.

[TConor]

I have just checked your posts. I have not seen one report. I only see you warning others about transportation, comments about others, which belong in the safe sex thread, and even you contacting smooci to complain on behalf of another person who used their service and posted in this forum. So, what's your deal? Kindly post a report and stop worrying about others. Much appreciated. We don't need your advice on our lives and the choices we make. However, we would like to read reports about any mongering activities you par take in. Thanks in advance.

But no matter, I really don't care about YOUR safety, I just want my visits to be safe from those who might contaminate the working girls.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I Snip.Unfortunately I cannot remember the name of the shop (forgot to even look at what the name was I think), but think it might have been the second to last shop on this soi, opposite of Smile massage. It was not the last shop, which did not have anyone I liked. I would have liked to remember the name of the shop so I could recommend it because the staff there were really friendly. A female manager type and a younger Thai guy. When I finished it had just started to pour down rain, and the staff at the shop even opened up a brand new rain poncho to give me. Snip.

Wonder Massage is opposite Smile massage. They have a website, https://www.wonderbangkok.com.

[EihTooms]

Who and how many guys did you taste? Too risky.

What about DFK with a BBBJ+CIM lady? Maybe she brushes and gargles between customers, maybe she doesn't.

From what I read here, every one of us who ever DATY with any lady is doing so with a BBFS+CIP lady. She is doing BBFS+CIP with somebody even if it isn't you or me. Probably that fat, beer-guzzling bar owner and / or his fat, beer-guzzling friends. And for sure her husband and / or boyfriends.