General Reports

[SubCmdr]

I sold some gold for the first time ever. It is a easy process. I took my gold to my favorite gold store. They examined it. They weighed it. They calculated the amount I should be paid and they paid me in CASH. THB mother fucks.

please use this forum's excellent search option for gold discussion by T. Conor (the forum expert on gold) and Oakie.

Please do, but let me save you some time with a quick summery:

TC said I was going to lose my shirt. Only thing that was lost was his face. Oakie said by low sell high. This is more like the constant male bovine excrement that he spews thinking he can give advice to International Tricks while being a one country SexPat that has never visited Thailand. Nothing wrong with the advice per se. But I do make a point not to take financial advice from International Tricks. Even TC can admit that he called my Thai Gold purchase wrong at the time. Or is he actually man enough to do so. ROTFLMAO.

How did that trade go?

Lets do some trader math

I bought at 32700/ baht.

I sold at 52650/ baht.

52650 - 32700 = 19,950/ baht increase.

That is a 61.01% increase!

No applause or apologies necessary. I will provide assistance to anyone who needs help finding face. ROTFLMAO.

I don't know what you heard about me; But a ***** can get a 1 BAHT of gold out of me; No Cadillac, no perms, you clearly see; That I'm a motherfuckin' S-I-M-P!

[Trevor2522]

30 days' initial validity but it can be extended, in time and data, with top-ups; may not even be necessary for short visits. The THB 199 SIM, touted on YouTube two years ago, is now reserved for Thais only. Just go to a 7/11 and ask for True Move SIM, 30-days, 350 Baht. Not all branches may have stock, or they might only have a more-expensively-charged version. Can also try the independent cellular stalls in shopping centres or at supermarket entrances.

7/11 staff have the registration website on their phone and will take pictures of your passport and face to upload. Registered in 2 minutes, good to go, and don't even need to insert the SIM in your phone. By contrast, the Philippines needs the foregoing for registration, plus accommodation and ticket-out uploads. Then you don't hear back from them and have to go into a Globe store in person to confirm. The Smart network is more efficient if you buy a basic SIM for 49 pesos from any outlet.

In Thailand, you will need a mobile phone number (and donate a selfie), for Grab and Bolt rides and delivery services. They work quite well, use little data allowance, and can be paid by cash or card, if you choose to register one. Wait for collection at an establishment clearly visible on the app and the road. Grab has many more vehicular options at various prices. The unmarked cars arrive in just a few minutes. Mentally note the 4-digit, Roman-numeral plate number.

[HorseTrader]

T-Mobile and Verizon (maybe AT&T?) now include international roaming and calling AND high speed data in their top tier plans. I was able to use my USA number with no extra charges in Pattaya for texting, data or calls. No hassle with trying to ask the girls what the damn wifi pwd is.

Peace!

In January I checked with AT&T about such a service and their only suggestion was to add the "International Day Pass", which costs $12 for every 24-hour period that it is used. It makes your AT&T coverage the same worldwide as it is at home. I think it's a max per billing month of $120. For me, it is much cheaper to get a Thai SIM/ESIM at an airport booth while waiting for luggage, no WiFi required.

[GentileBear]

T-Mobile and Verizon (maybe AT&T?) now include international roaming and calling AND high speed data in their top tier plans. I was able to use my USA number with no extra charges in Pattaya for texting, data or calls. No hassle with trying to ask the girls what the damn wifi pwd is.

Peace!

Long time ago I posted about getting SIM at 7-11 upon arrival BKK. The package was about 200-350 unlimited 5 G for a month. Hate to say it, but now their packages match the tourists packages offered at the airport stalls. 400 for 8 days was the cheapest at 7-11. They caught up to the game. That's what I get for sharing intel. Market got ruined just the same when guys starting sharing videos of Figueroa girls. So anybody want to share intel on their hot Thai girls that go for cheap? 555.

[SubCmdr]

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

I will give you two words that will lead you to success: Bar Fine.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Thailands tourism tax to be introduced during upcoming high season

The tourism tax of 300 baht (S$11.80) a person will come into force for foreign tourists by the end of 2025, Thailands Tourism and Sports Minister Sorawong Thienthong said on Feb 27.

He expects the tourism tax scheme to come into effect during Thailands high season later in the year, provided the scheme is endorsed via publication in the Royal Gazette in March.

Details of the scheme are not clear for now, he said, adding that the ministry is working on linking data to the Thailand Digital Arrival Card (TDAC) to facilitate tax collection. The TDAC will come into force on May 1.

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se...ng-high-season

Mother fucks going to get taxed just for showing up.

ROTFLMAO!

[Allover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U71-Ac8RfZg

Sure, he doesn't show that he fucks them in the end, it's a lot of implied stuff, but how does he manage to get so many chicks, especially with a camera in their face. And how is it no one notices the camera? Is it cause he's Korean? Thai chicks love them Koreans don't they? Lucky bastards.

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

[NicFrenchy]

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

Beer girls are hit on by just about EVERY guy on EVERY table they serve, they are masters at their craft, which is making you feel like you're the only customer in the world, that you're special and will never say NO to your face. I'd bet you a dollar to a doughnut that the guy had to wait alone at the McDonald, she had to go home because her "Mother, brother, father. " didn't feel well.

As for any "luck", yes, I did a while back. With a heineken girl, they did a party at a conference in a hotel we were staying at, and she was tipsy and tired at the end of the night, ended up in my room. Didn't do anything that night (wasn't really planning to) and let her sleep on the bed, but the next morning, she wanted to "thank me". These girls can be very picky, but sometimes they want to have fun also.

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U71-Ac8RfZg

Sure, he doesn't show that he fucks them in the end, it's a lot of implied stuff, but how does he manage to get so many chicks, especially with a camera in their face. And how is it no one notices the camera? Is it cause he's Korean? Thai chicks love them Koreans don't they? Lucky bastards.

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

[Lcale1982]

Long time ago I posted about getting SIM at 7-11 upon arrival BKK. The package was about 200-350 unlimited 5 G for a month. Hate to say it, but now their packages match the tourists packages offered at the airport stalls. 400 for 8 days was the cheapest at 7-11. They caught up to the game. That's what I get for sharing intel. Market got ruined just the same when guys starting sharing videos of Figueroa girls. So anybody want to share intel on their hot Thai girls that go for cheap? 555.

I always go to Fortune Town and get a month unlimited like 500 last year iirc. But wondering if they do esim too now that I got a new phone.

[ElMexicant]

Long time ago I posted about getting SIM at 7-11 upon arrival BKK. The package was about 200-350 unlimited 5 G for a month. Hate to say it, but now their packages match the tourists packages offered at the airport stalls. 400 for 8 days was the cheapest at 7-11. They caught up to the game. That's what I get for sharing intel. Market got ruined just the same when guys starting sharing videos of Figueroa girls. So anybody want to share intel on their hot Thai girls that go for cheap? 555.

[Shikhar10]

Mongering with an ingrown hair

The conflicting advice has me a little confused but I appreciate it.

Concealers will not work for nuru massage.

I do not like dim lighting during sex and it anyway will not work. The skin is too pink / red there to not be noticed during a blowjob.

Bandaid for massages and concealer for other sessions look like the best options.

[Newton York]

I have an ingrown pube about an inch above my dick. Of course it had to happen right around when I am flying to Thailand. Fuck my life.

The scab fell off recently. It does not look nice. I was thinking of slapping a waterproof bandaid on it before heading for massages / bars.

Is the bandaid going to scare the chicks? I can already imagine the worried looks on their faces wondering what kind of disease I am carrying.

Any suggestions for what to do?

How about preemptively informing the lady before massage / barfining? It will be an odd conversation and many might refuse but it could avoid no / subpar service later.

Oh and again, fuck my life.

They're not going to understand what that is though, even if you try to explain it to them, they'll just think you're lying. Just try to get into a situation where you can turn off the lights completely.

[NicFrenchy]

Any suggestions for what to do?

No girl will care about your Band-aid. As long as you pay, are clean, they'll be fine.

They may ask you just by curiosity. Maybe have a text in Thai explaining "In-growth hair". But they won't care.

[EihTooms]

Mongering with an ingrown pubic hair
I have an ingrown pube about an inch above my dick. Of course it had to happen right around when I am flying to Thailand. Fuck my life.

The scab fell off recently. It does not look nice. I was thinking of slapping a waterproof bandaid on it before heading for massages / bars.

Is the bandaid going to scare the chicks? I can already imagine the worried looks on their faces wondering what kind of disease I am carrying.

Any suggestions for what to do?

How about preemptively informing the lady before massage / barfining? It will be an odd conversation and many might refuse but it could avoid no / subpar service later.

Oh and again, fuck my life.

If the scab has fallen off and what remains is a red spot or something like that on the surface of your skin, go to the make-up section of a drug store and buy a "Concealer". It is a liquid make-up that usually comes in a lipstick type of container and is applied with a brush attached to the inside of the cap. Buy one that roughly matches the color of your skin in the area of the blemish. Or you might want to go slightly lighter than that if the combination of "red spot" and the color of the Concealer you choose will likely blend to arrive at roughly the same color as the skin in that area.

They are cheap so buy a couple of different shades and experiment at home.

Apply one tiny dab on the spot, tap it with your finger tip to blend it in with the surrounding area and it might completely disappear to anything but a very close and purposeful inspection in a well-lighted room.

This is the make-up the ladies use to make their naturally splotchy and irregular facial skin color look smooth and even. They are sometimes covering / hiding or "Concealing" major blemishes that we have no idea are there until it is all washed off and the lights fully back on.

The stick / bottles are small and skinny enough to keep in your pocket to reapply another dab as needed in the bathroom before a session begins.

It is not water-proof so you might want to wave off the invitation to shower with the lady before the bed games begin. Unless the lighting is very low in that bathroom.

I used to get the occasional ingrown hair above my penis too. That was back when I tried to leave the hair in that area somewhat short and only fully shaved everything below that area, immediately around the base of my dick and all of my scrotum area. But in the past couple of years I have gone ahead and shaved all of that area above my dick, using an electric razor to do it.

Since I have gone fully shaved and smooth above, below and all around I have not experienced any ingrown hairs or small, isolated rash from pokey short hairs anywhere in the area.

However, the kind of hair we grow, curly vs straighter, thick vs thin and so on works against one solution fitting all cases.

Try the Concealer make-up solution and see if that works for you until it heals enough for any remaining red spot to disappear on its own.