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  1. #25678
    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBigMan  [View Original Post]
    That is exactly my thought wait a minute but from what I've seen and heard the reason people live here mainly is because the little head is doing the thinking and when it comes to that some people just don't have any control. You be surprise that even the Thais understand this so those who want to try to nab a farang advertise or make themselves available to clean rooms, maid or a nanny to get their foot in the door. It is the same those who advertise themselves on Thai Friendly and other website hiding in sheep clothing? people aren't like you they only think in the moment!
    You are exactly right. Chick hit me up on Thai Friendly at the beginning of May to ask if I wanted her to clean my room. I said not right now, but I will let you know when. We settled on a price and everything. Finally got time I needed her to clean. I sent her a message and she replied asking if I would rather fuck. And this was an older unattractive woman. I told her no that I just wanted to clean and she went silent for a couple of weeks. I guess she really needed money a couple of weeks later when she contacted me asking if she could clean today. I didn't even answer.

    I had boinked another TF chick for money. I decided to hit her up one day to see if she wanted to make some extra money cleaning my room. She came over and as usual I left. Wasn't even 30 minutes later she was sending me a message saying she was finished. I came to let her out. I didn't inspect the job until later and saw how shitty it was. She didn't even wash the 3 dirty glasses I had, mop the floor, or clean the mirrors. I saw her in 808 maybe a week later and told her that she didn't clean worth a shit. She said mf you have been to my room; you already knew that! All I could do was laugh because she was telling the truth. When I first met her and went to her room, the first thing I said was you need to clean this mf up. Dust and shit everywhere. My allergies went berserk in there.

  2. #25677
    Quote Originally Posted by NattyBumpo  [View Original Post]
    Wait a minute. I would assume that as long as you are not humping the maid you can expect her to do her job. Right? Else get rid of her. It's something along the lines of don't shit where you eat. I find it hard to believe that in the land of pussy some guys can't keep their dicks in their pants for a couple of hours and can't control their urge to stoop the maid. 555. Get an ugly maid if that is your problem. That said, I have had the desire to stoop my female barber. She is single, in her 30's, and still desirable, but I control that impulse because she cuts my hair really good and I don't want to find another barber.
    That is exactly my thought wait a minute but from what I've seen and heard the reason people live here mainly is because the little head is doing the thinking and when it comes to that some people just don't have any control. You be surprise that even the Thais understand this so those who want to try to nab a farang advertise or make themselves available to clean rooms, maid or a nanny to get their foot in the door. It is the same those who advertise themselves on Thai Friendly and other website hiding in sheep clothing? people aren't like you they only think in the moment!

  3. #25676
    Quote Originally Posted by RobJones  [View Original Post]
    And in another episode Jerry starts to hump his cleaner and she still expects to be paid for the cleaning but doesn't clean at all. 2 break up episodes.
    Yeah, I remember that one too. Jerry became confused over whether he was paying the girl to clean his apartment which she was no longer doing or for making love to him, so the girl got mad at him and walked out. Very, very funny.

  4. #25675
    Quote Originally Posted by NattyBumpo  [View Original Post]
    A classic episode: George needs to hire a new secretary, but reluctantly he is forced to admit to all of the highly qualified and outrageously attractive applicants that if he hires any of them, they are so beautiful and sexy, that he won't be able to take his eyes off them and do any work. So he hires the plainest and least sexy applicant available thinking he has finally made the right move. Unfortunately, he shags his new plain Jane secretary while working late at the office and she now has leverage over him. Very funny stuff!
    And in another episode Jerry starts to hump his cleaner and she still expects to be paid for the cleaning but doesn't clean at all. 2 break up episodes.

  5. #25674
    Quote Originally Posted by RobJones  [View Original Post]
    I saw a re-run of a Seinfeld episode that addressed this same delicate situation.
    A classic episode: George needs to hire a new secretary, but reluctantly he is forced to admit to all of the highly qualified and outrageously attractive applicants that if he hires any of them, they are so beautiful and sexy, that he won't be able to take his eyes off them and do any work. So he hires the plainest and least sexy applicant available thinking he has finally made the right move. Unfortunately, he shags his new plain Jane secretary while working late at the office and she now has leverage over him. Very funny stuff!

  6. #25673
    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBigMan  [View Original Post]
    I think lots of guys fantasy is have a women clean etc and take care of their needs, but once you start to milk the cow that is when the trouble starts. I know a number of cases of guys who had maids starting then hooking up once that happens it is clean it yourself or they get lazy. Just last week having lunch with a few expats one told me so and so who I told don't do it, that he tag his maid and after a week not even on her day off decided to just go out and drink with her friends. Nothing is free it comes with a price one way or another. If you want to retire happy do the cleaning yourself.
    I saw a re-run of a Seinfeld episode that addressed this same delicate situation.

  7. #25672
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Come on man. You know everything that guys want to do it is because they saw it in porn. Worked out great for me the other way around when I was working at Dominoes Pizza for four months my first year of college though.
    You didn't clean pools thru the day LOL.

  8. #25671

    Humping the Maid?

    Who said anything about a maid? In 2015 I met a self-employed girl on DIA who I banged, was quite willing to spend time with me in her free time which was good enough for me. During the day I want to have nothing to do with buddies, that's me time when I do groceries and other stuff that I need to do. I would rather have a woman with me when I do those and other things and when I get frisky the needful is done. She must also wash, clean and cook. I believe you guys are thinking of a hot girl doing these chores; good for you if you are successful with that but I am quite willing to have a plain Jane take care of that business; hot girls are for night time. Also night time is when I will hang out with mates, drink and monger. You guys stick to your plan, I'll stick to mine. If my daytime girl gets lazy, I'll just say adios and have her replaced by another until I get what I want but will enjoy each and everyone while she lasts. Surely that can't be that hard to achieve. To each his own.

  9. #25670

    Delivering Happenis with every Pizza Pie.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Come on man. You know everything that guys want to do it is because they saw it in porn. Worked out great for me the other way around when I was working at Dominoes Pizza for four months my first year of college though.
    It worked out great for you, as in the girls were tipping you for delivering extra sausage and dipping sauce along with the piping hot Dominoes' Pizza?

  10. #25669
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Why continue to pay a bar fine when you already know a chick? I have never understood that. If most didn't go with customers there would be no "bar fine" and no "short time up to the girl"... same as maybe a restaurant or dentist office. That is just a way to trick you into paying more because you are thinking you are getting something special.

    Why do you think this was a game? Women have periods. At the same time, if she would have let you bar fine her and she started bleeding all over your bed then you would have been mad that she didn't tell you. Instead of being vindictive, just ask when is a good day.

    Dude. You are aware that these are prostitutes right? They came to Pattaya to fuck foreigners for money. When you start fucking them for free, THAT is the time to be surprised.
    It's pretty simple. I continue to pay a barfine because I still go to the go go bar. This is my entertainment and I will play by their rules. I've been discounted many times. Where I read that customers have paid 1500, while I pay 1000. I don't work, so what else do I do with my time? I bang almost a different girl everyday for the last 4 years, but there needs to be a "chase" involved without "emotional attachments. " I can easily call up a LINE contact, go to the soapies, or pick up a girl for cheaper sex than at the go go bar. I've done those things and it was boring. However, it's the thrill of the chase and game playing with trophy girls at the go go bars is what excites me. Whoever thinks there are no games being played by the trophy girls at the top end go go bars, is highly mistaken. I enjoy playing with all these hustlers. And I enjoy winning. I know I'm winning when I can walk into a top end go go bar and get the "I did everything you wanted, but you still swap me out look" from 30 to 40 different girls who all thought they were "the best" in that club at playing customers.

    Sex in itself, to be honest with you, is not a problem where I come from. I have had opportunities with fashion models, girl deejays, actresses, etc. (I think you get the picture). Where I come from, rarely do I have to pay for anything. I can go to a club or restaurant and people would always offer to pay my tab. So to get out of this spotlight, my father suggested I go to other countries to "play" safely. I am single, no girlfriend, no kids. So there is no guilt on my part for what I do by paying for sex. I've learn that free sex comes with emotional attachments and breaks hearts. And I play this game safely and with a conscience. Girls might get pissed at me, but I still can fall asleep guilt free because I paid them generously for their time and service. To me sex is nothing more than an exchange of entertainment, money, and exercise to stay in shape. It beats a gym membership. But it's that game to get these girls that I target that is so thrilling. Who else can say that he was able to twice bang one of the sexiest waitress at the Hooters Pattaya for 8000 baht long time? This was on first try, meaning, mine and her first encounter as a customer. And if anybody thinks that's so easy. Please be my guest and next time when you are at Hooters, ask a sexy waitress to fuck you for money. And please report about it on this site.

    Also you asked why I thought that short hair model at What's Up was hustling and lying about being on the rag. I've been around top end go go bar girls and strippers for a long time and played this game with them for many years now. I knew things about her even before I called her out on the barfine. And besides, if she was barfineable, mamasan would have asked me every time she sat with me for a drink. I know that club and how it works in there. That's why the girls don't like to play with me. They know if I want sex, I call them over, buy them 5 drinks, don't even force them to drink them, pay the barfine, then pay them generously for services rendered, and kick them out because I like to sleep alone. Also it's hard to explain to just normal people about my intuition. But within my life, I've shared dinners and partied with an axe murderer, a mafia hitman and his boss, politicians, and all sorts of characters and hustlers. You learn to read people and read them well or else you get eaten up alive. It's pretty much been my life and I keep getting better and still growing.

  11. #25668
    Quote Originally Posted by Syzygies  [View Original Post]
    I don't get this so called fantasy about humping the maid. Some guys have imagination fuelled too much by porn sites.
    Come on man. You know everything that guys want to do it is because they saw it in porn. Worked out great for me the other way around when I was working at Dominoes Pizza for four months my first year of college though.

  12. #25667
    Quote Originally Posted by NattyBumpo  [View Original Post]
    Wait a minute. I would assume that as long as you are not humping the maid you can expect her to do her job. Right? Else get rid of her. It's something along the lines of don't shit where you eat. I find it hard to believe that in the land of pussy some guys can't keep their dicks in their pants for a couple of hours and can't control their urge to stoop the maid. 555. Get an ugly maid if that is your problem. That said, I have had the desire to stoop my female barber. She is single, in her 30's, and still desirable, but I control that impulse because she cuts my hair really good and I don't want to find another barber.
    It was simply a case of which is more important? To fuck her or have her continue to do your hair (as just a friend). I don't get this so called fantasy about humping the maid. Some guys have imagination fuelled too much by porn sites.

    Yes I have fucked a Hotel maid, but I met her at the Thermae years ago not in my Hotel room. Getting a happy ending at the hair dresser seems extremely daft to me and comes with dangers of lady boys working there. I have had my room cleaned in Stockholm by very doable Thai girls, but did not try to chat them up.

    My Mrs is not a housewife in any great sense. She does cook food. She has other priorities not related to cleaning the house. I obviously chose her for other reasons. I can always hire someone more ugly to clean the house if I don't want to do it myself. If my Mrs gives me a good fuck often, that saves me money.

    Can't believe Arnie had to fuck the maid and get her pregnant. She wasn't even pretty or hot. He must have been extremely horny, to loose that control completely. You just don't do these things at your home. He should have fired her instead.

  13. #25666
    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBigMan  [View Original Post]
    I think lots of guys fantasy is have a women clean etc and take care of their needs, but once you start to milk the cow that is when the trouble starts. I know a number of cases of guys who had maids starting then hooking up once that happens it is clean it yourself or they get lazy. Just last week having lunch with a few expats one told me so and so who I told don't do it, that he tag his maid and after a week not even on her day off decided to just go out and drink with her friends. Nothing is free it comes with a price one way or another. If you want to retire happy do the cleaning yourself.
    Wait a minute. I would assume that as long as you are not humping the maid you can expect her to do her job. Right? Else get rid of her. It's something along the lines of don't shit where you eat. I find it hard to believe that in the land of pussy some guys can't keep their dicks in their pants for a couple of hours and can't control their urge to stoop the maid. 555. Get an ugly maid if that is your problem. That said, I have had the desire to stoop my female barber. She is single, in her 30's, and still desirable, but I control that impulse because she cuts my hair really good and I don't want to find another barber.

  14. #25665
    Quote Originally Posted by Turgid  [View Original Post]
    I did not know Airbnb was illegal in Thailand. Nevertheless, my plan is really to stay in a nice condo in Jomtien. I prefer the less frenetic environment of Jomtien for habitation. I have no problems with the baht bus. During the day I want to shack up with a civilian who, apart from taking care of my physical needs, would wash, clean and occasionally cook. We'd frolic on the beach, dine at restaurants and do touristy stuff. She'd go home to her family just before nightfall which is when I'd get ready to hit the clubs, go gos etc. for some serious drinking and mongering on site. Rinse and repeat the next day. That's my retirement plan.
    I think lots of guys fantasy is have a women clean etc and take care of their needs, but once you start to milk the cow that is when the trouble starts. I know a number of cases of guys who had maids starting then hooking up once that happens it is clean it yourself or they get lazy. Just last week having lunch with a few expats one told me so and so who I told don't do it, that he tag his maid and after a week not even on her day off decided to just go out and drink with her friends. Nothing is free it comes with a price one way or another. If you want to retire happy do the cleaning yourself.

  15. #25664
    Quote Originally Posted by RogerBoner  [View Original Post]
    10.3 some in the Devil's Den.

    Returning to Pattaya for my final week I just had to tick off The Devil's Den for it's notoriety.

    The 2 young girls at Dragon's Den were in their late twenties and the price was 3000 baht for one and a half hours.
    At Devil's (not Dragon's) Den the price for 2 girls for 90 min in-call service is 4500 baht, not 3000 baht!

    http://devilsdenthailand.com/in-call.html

    2 girls for 90 min out-call service is 5000 baht.

    http://devilsdenthailand.com/out-call.html

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