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  1. #26074
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    It is not always a treatment. Just like anything else in life there are some people cut out and gifted for some things while being shitty at other things. Not everybody is skilled at fucking, no matter how much practice they have had. So I wouldn't go looking at it as they are trying to spite you or rip you off.

    I mess with a normal chick in Dominican Republic that works at the bank corporate office. This chick even has a kid but still can't fuck for shit. I have hardly seen anything like it. For some reason she does not bend at the joints. So imagine trying to fuck a straight up stick person. We are friends and hang out and do stuff together, and she likes to fuck; but she is still bad at it.
    I have fucked dozens of women who are bad at fucking. This is not a problem for me because generally they like to fuck. But this agogo girl Lala did not even like to fuck or pretend to like and she told it right away after we started. She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap. But it was all my fault, I should have sensed this at the club but was too mesmerized by her body. Live and learn.

  2. #26073
    Quote Originally Posted by Hotman666  [View Original Post]
    Why argue or fight? There are plenty hookers to go round, Just move on.

    It has been said that in Thailand you never loose your girl. You just loose your turn!

    Enjoy,

    Hotman.
    Absolutely! And why "compete" for gals as well? Makes no sense at all unless a dude has to stroke his own ego. I'm sure the gals are having a right laugh.

  3. #26072
    For me that is usually not a problem if I decide to stay. But if asked before even looking inside, I would probably walk. This was even before Starbucks, though I am not sure if their policy change is international. I think for the younger guys the minimum drink could be a problem. But then they should be able to pull without paying anything for various reasons. I suspect the drink policies will change over time and based on clientele.

    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]
    So, my AVOID bars on Soi 6 due to overpriced rooms or one drink minimums are now:

    Jungle bar.

    Lust on Soi 6.

    Miss BHaven.

  4. #26071
    Quote Originally Posted by Goatscrot  [View Original Post]
    Every once in a while, back in the early 00's, you'd see a couple of young idiots in Nana Disco get into a fight over a working girl. The rest of us would just laugh and shake our heads.
    Why argue or fight? There are plenty hookers to go round, Just move on.

    It has been said that in Thailand you never loose your girl. You just loose your turn!

    Enjoy,

    Hotman.

  5. #26070
    I don't know where you are from but it happens to me all the time in the US and Europe. Sometimes I am with a small group of 2 or 4. We can be half an hour early for dinner so we just ask to sit and wait till the kitchen opens. Denied. Other times, I would prefer to sit at a table behind a rope because the open area of the restaurant is too noisy or crowded. Denied. At US40 plus a plate, I often walk and take my business elsewhere.

    Not a fan of places where the help is snootier than the client.

    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]
    I just find it strange that they are prepared to lose the 400 baht that I was prepared to pay for the room, plus the 1000 baht that I would have paid the chick. Total of 1400 baht just walks away for the sake of holding out for an extra 100 baht. Strange place this Thailand.
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  6. #26069
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaBoi  [View Original Post]
    Hopefully a less than mediocre talent bar like Jungle Bar hasn't decided to try to raise Soi 6 prices to 500 baht. Also, you are also being ripped off if your Soi 6 session lasts less than 1 hour (or until you finish). Same applies to any G club in Pattaya.
    My 30 minutes is about how long I spend with a girl and this is till finish. But I understand that I could spend one hour in the room if required.

    So, my AVOID bars on Soi 6 due to overpriced rooms or one drink minimums are now:

    Jungle bar.

    Lust on Soi 6.

    Miss BHaven.

  7. #26068
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    So what was the dialogue after she told you it was 500 baht? Because your story makes it seem as if she said the room is 500 baht and you just walked off.
    I actually confirmed the price of the room several times, and even said "ha loy" in thai. But she was adamant that the room cost was 500 baht. I even told her that Nature bar next door was 400 baht. Also, she did mention take-out rates which I didn't even ask about. I think she said take-out was 550 baht barfine, and something like 2000 baht to her.

    But no I didn't just walk off straight away.

  8. #26067
    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw  [View Original Post]

    ...Of course, Ae fucked me almost exactly like her sister on the first time. Ae played starfish during the sex but did provide a 45 second BBBJ in which she cheated by wetting her fingers and pretending it was her tongue..
    Absolutely beuatiful Ladies.... but i think we pay them for Sex? I prefair a horny BeachRoad Lady - maybe 25-30 years and only 60-70% beauty. But she will give me a perfect session! If I want to see perfect bodies then I can watch Soft Porn.

  9. #26066
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    LOL. See that is exactly what I don't get. Why the heck would someone feel a hooker is out of reach and why would you need gimmicks to pick up hookers? Since when does someone need to trick a hooker into letting them pay them for sex when that is what they are there for all along? Sometimes you have to trick regular girls into sex. The beauty of hookers is all you have to do is pay them.

    This playing it cool and catering to them like they are regular chicks, then paying them at the end has got me lost as a mf. This must be on some new megaannum (had to look that word up) shit along with all the trisexuals, and cisgenders, and all the other shit I hear in the news these days. How would you pick these same hookers up if they were working at an escort website instead of a hooker bar? Matter of fact, I think my chain is being yanked. This must be some kind of fetish where the hooker plays hard to get.
    With you. I don't get it either. You pay hookers. The entire idea is that it is effortless. I don't understand all this wh*remancing! Makes zero sense to me. I am sure the gals are having a great laugh about it as well. And I think your last sentence is the key. Many dudes, even though the are paying, are looking to get their egos boosted and themselves validated. I find all of it pretty silly. "Competing" for P4 P gals has got to be the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of. Every once in a while, back in the early 00's, you'd see a couple of young idiots in Nana Disco get into a fight over a working girl. The rest of us would just laugh and shake our heads.

  10. #26065
    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]
    So when the chick told me that the cost of the room at Jungle bar was 500 baht I was somewhat surprised (and shocked). 500 baht for a small room that they don't even clean between sessions, and for which I am there for about 30 minutes is quite annoyingly high.
    Hopefully a less than mediocre talent bar like Jungle Bar hasn't decided to try to raise Soi 6 prices to 500 baht. Also, you are also being ripped off if your Soi 6 session lasts less than 1 hour (or until you finish). Same applies to any G club in Pattaya.

  11. #26064
    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]
    So when the chick told me that the cost of the room at Jungle bar was 500 baht I was somewhat surprised (and shocked)....So I passed on the chick. They didn't even try to call me back.
    So what was the dialogue after she told you it was 500 baht? Because your story makes it seem as if she said the room is 500 baht and you just walked off.

  12. #26063
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaBoi  [View Original Post]
    Not that I ever feel a girl is out of my reach but even I would never buy a girl 2 or 3 drinks just to get her to come sit with me.
    LOL. See that is exactly what I don't get. Why the heck would someone feel a hooker is out of reach and why would you need gimmicks to pick up hookers? Since when does someone need to trick a hooker into letting them pay them for sex when that is what they are there for all along? Sometimes you have to trick regular girls into sex. The beauty of hookers is all you have to do is pay them.

    This playing it cool and catering to them like they are regular chicks, then paying them at the end has got me lost as a mf. This must be on some new megaannum (had to look that word up) shit along with all the trisexuals, and cisgenders, and all the other shit I hear in the news these days. How would you pick these same hookers up if they were working at an escort website instead of a hooker bar? Matter of fact, I think my chain is being yanked. This must be some kind of fetish where the hooker plays hard to get.

  13. #26062

    Soi 6 room pricing

    Tonight I stopped to talk to a 7 on Soi 6 at Jungle bar. Jungle bar is right next to Nature bar. To me it looks like they are related, and so hence would have a similar room pricing? I had already sessioned twice before at Nature bar and the cost of the onsite room was 400 baht each time.

    So when the chick told me that the cost of the room at Jungle bar was 500 baht I was somewhat surprised (and shocked). 500 baht for a small room that they don't even clean between sessions, and for which I am there for about 30 minutes is quite annoyingly high.

    So I passed on the chick. They didn't even try to call me back. I just find it strange that they are prepared to lose the 400 baht that I was prepared to pay for the room, plus the 1000 baht that I would have paid the chick. Total of 1400 baht just walks away for the sake of holding out for an extra 100 baht. Strange place this Thailand.

    My only explanation is that the girls have to stick to fixed prices as set by their managers. I don't know.

    Anyway I walked 5 metres across the road and sessioned with a chick at Horny bar for 400 baht for the room, and 1000 baht for the chick.

  14. #26061
    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw  [View Original Post]
    First off, if you feel that the super hot girl you like is out reach for you because of how you look or your age, my recommendation is to buy her a lot of drinks to chat with her. If she says, I have customer who already is buying a her drink, then you offer her 2 or 3 drinks. This will get her to drop whoever she is with or plans to sit with for at least 5 minutes. She probably will return to the other guy, but at least you have her attention for the next 5 minutes.
    Not that I ever feel a girl is out of my reach but even I would never buy a girl 2 or 3 drinks just to get her to come sit with me. Breaks my 3 or 4 drinks max per hour rule. If a girl is busy with a guy I would just return the following night(s).

    What I have done in the past is hand for an exceptional girl is hand her a tip and give her a kiss on the way out so she knows to come to me next time she sees me in the bar. That certainly gets her attention. One time I did this the girl jumped up and left her Japanese customer sitting alone to come talk to me right away. I told her I had to leave. This gogo girl is now one of my buddies in Pattaya.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wonderer  [View Original Post]
    In any case and whatever the experience I let you guys know. Then, we'll figure out whether or not Banana Boi was right.

    Wonderer. Curious as ever.
    Fingers crossed I'm wrong. Good luck.

  15. #26060
    Once guys understand the dynamics of what really goes on at Palace or the top clubs, they will learn to play better. I barely knew those 2 coyotes, only seen and never talked to them, never bought them a drink. But yet, they knew all about me and who I was, to set that guy straight for me. However, luckily I'm willing to share. Just because you are competing against other customers who are younger or more fit, doesn't mean you can't fuck these hot ass girls at Palace. You just aren't going to do it publicly with "all eyes watching. " If you want a fuck a stunner there, follow these Monkeypaw instructions for the needful. This is good stuff that I tell to those who feel hopeless. First off, if you feel that the super hot girl you like is out reach for you because of how you look or your age, my recommendation is to buy her a lot of drinks to chat with her. If she says, I have customer who already is buying a her drink, then you offer her 2 or 3 drinks. This will get her to drop whoever she is with or plans to sit with for at least 5 minutes. She probably will return to the other guy, but at least you have her attention for the next 5 minutes. Next, in that time, you want to request her LINE and beg her to meet you outside of the club. That way her friends won't see who she is leaving with and there is no embarrassment and shame to her. Tell her this meeting will be at a time of her own choosing or whatever fits her schedule, even if it's 9 am after she has already been fucked several times from an LT session or returning home from Hollywood, Pier, or Ibar. Just insist that she please clean her pussy well. You don't mind leftovers but you don't want the leftovers' leftover (if you know what I mean). Also, and this is a big one with these girls, promise her that you will very quiet and discreet about your meeting. Even if you return to Palace, you will never look her in the eye or approach her. You will also won't ever talk about it to anyone in all of Thailand about what happens (but don't forget share with your fellow ISG buddies, of course). Then offer her some serious money, I'm thinking the ST rate plus the barfine for the hour that will be spent. That's 5000 for models and 4000 for coyotes. She gets to keep it all to herself. Now is biggie that may make or break this deal, convince her that all you want to do in that hour of time with her is to lick her pussy, suck on her tits, and eat out of her asshole. Tell her you are impotent, your dick can't get hard, so there is no need for a BJ or any fucking. Now watch the magic work with those words. Most girls, I know will surely take you up on this offer. Once you find yourself in your room at 9 am, with your face buried between her legs, with tongue flicking back and forth between asshole and pussy, she is at your mercy. And the rest of the story ends depending on how well your game is from that point. Monkeypaw can't tell you all the secrets to what to do. Or can I?

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