Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

I've now become one of those guys who look back at the Good old days. I thought I'd list some of the best gogo bar lineups I have ever seen, in no order.

Black Pagoda Patpong - 2016.
King's Castle 1 Patpong in it's temporary location for 6 months in 2016(?)
Rainbow Bangkok (the big one. No idea which number) - 2017.
Baccara Bangkok - 2017.
Baccara Pattaya - 2016.
Sensations Pattaya - 2016.
Fahrenheit Pattaya - 2016
Happy / Beach Club Pattaya 2017
Sapphire Pattaya - 2015.
Palace Pattaya - 2017.
Ninja LK Metro - 2016.
Pin Up Pattaya. The 1st year it opened - 2017?

Likely forgetting a couple. Don't care if LD's have doubled since 2015. Would pay 2x more now if we could have the talent we once had.

[KrumeLurer]

I think the main point is not the cost. Everyone understands inflation. McDonalds meal could be had for $1. 99. Now its like 10 bucks. But WHAT they are serving is more or less the same thing. Consistent burgers and service. You know what you are paying for. The issue is that the product, Thai pussy, is no longer the same. Yes it is is still available but the body its attached to is now tatted up, fake boobs, fake nose and eyes and a mercenary attitude. Yes I know the glory days are not coming back. But for better or worse people have reference point in their mind that sets expectations whether we like it or not. Good for you that you can only remember as far back as your last ejaculation. Many of us are not blessed with such selective and ultra short term memory.

There has not been any inflation in Thailand that justyfies price increases of 50-100%.

And the prices asked in the tourist sector is not always the prices asked from the own population.

You really think thaimen are paying 35 year olds 1500 for a 30 minute fuck?

[LocalExplorer]

SIM. Get an Airalo eSIM card before leaving your home country. This will allow you to keep your home SIM card and still have a Thai SIM in the same phone, and you won't be loosing time in Thailand to do this. It works really well, and you'll get 5 G in most of central Pattaya. Get the Airalo app, the rest is self-explaining.

Baht Bus. The Baht Bus is still 10 THB per ride. Use the Baht Bus when travelling between Terminal 21, Soi 6, Central Pattaya, Walking Street and Jomtien Bus Station. Fast, cheap, plentiful!

Bolt. For all other far destinations use Bolt motorbikes. Install the Bolt app, and always use cash as the payment option. The rides are about 30 THB for distances such as Central Pattaya to Walking Street or Central Pattaya to Telephone Bar Club.

Exercise. Walk to places, unless you're going to a club and it's pretty far away. Do walk, especially after sundown, when it's not so hot, or when going shopping. I know most of you hate it, but some exercise is a must! And if you can't walk for 10-15 minutes, I doubt you go to the gym much.

Food 1. Try the Tops Food Hall in the basement of CentralFestival Pattaya Beach Shopping Center, open until 9 PM /10 PM. You prepay as much as you want at the cash register, and you receive a dedicated card to pay with. You can use the card for multiple days or return it and get the remaining balance in cash. Choose from about 20 different food stands at very good prices and eat calmly in an air-conditioned environment! But DO take a bunch of your own tissues, they always seem to be out, at all the tables and all the cutlery stations. And you don't want to realize that only once you have soup dripping down your chin.

Food 2. Places located more closely to Buakhow are Cheap Charlie's (Thai main dishes for about 100-120 THB), a favorite amongst local farangs, good food and I do recommend it. No air-con but the air fans are pretty effective. Hungry Hippo's is popular, I don't quite get why, perhaps the variety of the food? The outdoor food court between Tree Town and Buakhow is an all-time favorite for tourists, especially those taking their "dates" out, though it's kind of pricey, and you're more than likely to be spotted by your previous dates and get texts. And you'll sweat a lot before you're done with your meal. The Mexican joint (run by a very friendly young Indian guy) is worth a try.

Laundry. Take minimal clothing from home and use laundry centres, at around 60-70 THB per kilo of laundry. If you bring it in in the morning, it will be done by the afternoon, but otherwise it's going to take 24 h. There's also a "fast" laundry, where you can get it done in about 2-3 hours, for 130 THB (or a bit less if you bring your own detergent).

Doctor. For medical advice, I recommend Buakhouw Clinic. It's quick and cheap. I got a gentle rash, went to get it checked out anyway, better safe than sorry, especially in Pattaya. Doctor confirmed it's nothing to worry about, and I got a medical cream. In and out in 10-15 minutes, and I payed 300 THB for everything including the cream.

Viagra. If you need Viagra to keep the party going for even longer or stronger, or whatever other reason, it's officially OTC (over the counter AKA no prescription) in Thailand. Make sure you buy it from a real, licensed pharmacy, never from a dude on the street. If the place doesn't look official, or sells non-medical stuff, or it's not air-conditioned, it's not a pharmacy. You can ask for Sildenafil (which is the scientific name, Viagra is a brand) or straight away ask for Sidegra, which is the official local generic brand. It's the same medicine, the same chemical substance, no difference. Pay attention to the dosage. In the West they often sell 2 or 4 tablets x 25 MG, in Thailand they only seem to sell 4 tablets x 50 MG or 4 tablets x 100 MG. Read the leaflet! I can't give medical advice, I'm not competent, but AFAIK 100 MG is the max daily dosage, and you more than likely don't need that much, unless you know that you really do. Try 50 MG first or 25 MG brought from home, it's usually sufficient and lasts quite long. The price in Pattaya is about 200 THB for a 4 x50 MG, and 350-400 THB for 4 x100 MG.

[LocalExplorer]

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[Mr Enternational]

Would you mind translating TF and GC please. I couldn't find it in the abbreviations.

Thai Friendly dating app. Gentlemen's Clubs.

[LocalExplorer]

Would you mind translating TF and GC please. I couldn't find it in the abbreviations.

Sure,

TF = Thai Friendly. A dating app, repurposed in Pattaya for prostitution. It's very rare to find someone in Pattaya looking for a real date.

GC = Gentleman's Club, a Pattaya-specific type of bar with closed entrance doors, as opposed to many beer bars which are fully outdoor with a roof only. They have either rooms or at least curtains on premises, so you can enjoy action with a lady on-site. The ladies are rarely below 30. For a good list go to gentsclubs. It's run by a few GC owners (so they put their own GCs at the top), but is fairly complete.

[Forty Drinks]

What is up with Kelaya 66. Had food but NO customers as usual. I think I might have seen 2 guys in there at table. Always possible could be staff. The Hello girls were Hot as usual.

Met a girl in the area. Very sweet. Not the face of Baitoey but a better body. Very approachable. Look more Laos than Thai. Are they coming back to make Thai sex science great again.

[SubCmdr]

Would you mind translating TF and GC please. I couldn't find it in the abbreviations.

TF = Thai Friendly; GC=Gentleman's clubs.

[Expat American]

"There has never been a better period in human existence to be alive" - Subcmdr.

The girls really wanted to be with you. You had to force them to leave. I got tired of doing threesomes. And they only wanted 10 Bhat and some Khao Man Gai for an overnight. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Like one of Charle Browns teachers. LOL!

Seriously? You going to have me play Bruce Springsteen for ya brother. Those sentiments are universally proffered about almost every location around the world pretty much by anyone who has been mongering for any length of time. I have heard / read this same sentiment about many other countries I have visited by those who have been visiting them for longer. Wash, rinse, repeat.

You know when I had the best sex I have ever had? It was with the girl that just left with my splooge running down her thigh about to drip from her knee. Yep, right before I sat down to respond to your post. I suppose it is a matter of perspective. An entire world out there and you going to lament the past? My best nut is always my last nut.

There always always a place on the decline and a place on the upswing. I've been told by my friends there is overnight pussy for 9. 00 USD someplace in the world. But the infrastructure of the location is shit and the plane tickets expensive. But I can get 9. 00 USD pussy there.

I have gotten short time for 500 THB here in Pattaya. That was a massage, BBBJ, CFS and brothers the girl could take some dick. Because she was my third girl that day she really had to put in some work to "poder mi leche afura" (get my cum out).

In ten years, when it is 30 USD for overnight pussy (in the undisclosed location) I hope I am not like the guy below:

Think I'm going down to the well tonight; And I'm going to drink 'til I get my fill; And I hope when I get old, I don't sit around thinking about it; But I probably will; Yeah, just sitting back; Trying to recapture a little of the glory of; Well, the time slips away; Leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of
Glory Days" - Bruce Springsteen.

I think the main point is not the cost. Everyone understands inflation. McDonalds meal could be had for $1. 99. Now its like 10 bucks. But WHAT they are serving is more or less the same thing. Consistent burgers and service. You know what you are paying for. The issue is that the product, Thai pussy, is no longer the same. Yes it is is still available but the body its attached to is now tatted up, fake boobs, fake nose and eyes and a mercenary attitude. Yes I know the glory days are not coming back. But for better or worse people have reference point in their mind that sets expectations whether we like it or not. Good for you that you can only remember as far back as your last ejaculation. Many of us are not blessed with such selective and ultra short term memory.

[First Lover]

Would you mind translating TF and GC please. I couldn't find it in the abbreviations.

GC girls. The problems I mentioned occur also with masseuses, gogo girls and GC girls, but much more rarely. GC girls can sometimes be a letdown, if you choose the hottest one in an establishment. But usually a GC is the McD of sex (the non-US McD) - yes, perhaps it's not the best presentation or the best taste, but you know exactly what you're getting and you will not be hungry. Problem is, if you're a foodie, setting up camp in McD will not leave you satisfied. However, if you ever find yourself "hungry" and tired, that's the #1 place to go to.

TF. My experience (not statistically significant) is that the better encounters are with TF girls rather than beer bar girls, and the former can be much hotter. And much cheaper: same price no LDs no bar fines, so you can afford to sometimes get it wrong. The key here is you should really screen the TF girls well. I focus on the ones that seem to have relatively little experience. I study the profile, the pictures, and search for any reviews out there. I'm very suspicious of any 10's, 9's and even 8's. And I do a video-connection before inviting them in, crossing off the girls who try to avoid it.

[Explorer8939]

Between now and October is the time to come to Pattaya! Everything feels relaxed. No more getting no seat at food courts. No more girls flaking 90% of the time. Even Jomtien immigration feels relaxed.

By the end of this month, ladies will begin disappearing from the bars, due to lack of customers. This isn't to say that the bars will be empty of ladies, only that if you are coming to Pattaya for a specific lady, she may be gone soon.

But, in general, this is the best time to come to Pattaya.

Except that it's hot. I got tired of the heat, and bailed for Kazakhstan.

[CaliGuy33]

Is it really a shocker for asian chicks to prefer asian men?

Yes. In Asian cultures there's always been and still is an obsession with white skin and western culture. But that is decreasing in recent years, especially with K-Pop and Korean culture movies / shows gaining in popularity. The average Thai girl idolizes Korean singers and actors, both male and female. The West and Caucasions are losing their place to Koreans and Japanese.

The times are changin. But make no mistake, if a White Chad strolls by an Asian chick, her pussy is going to get wet on the spot and she'll do anything to get with the Chad. I have seen it many times in Thailand. I'll be sitting in a massage shop on Buakhao getting a foot massage and a White Chad is walking by and the massage girls lose it and go crazy. It's a sight to behold.

[CaliGuy33]

Between now and October is the time to come to Pattaya! Everything feels relaxed. No more getting no seat at food courts. No more girls flaking 90% of the time. Even Jomtien immigration feels relaxed.

I was watching some YT videos of Soi 6 and Buakho and it really does look dead. As you mentioned, low season is the best time to be out there. Looking forward to returning this summer.

[SubCmdr]

"There has never been a better period in human existence to be alive" - Subcmdr.

Sub it really was something special anything we have today doesn't come close to Thailand of the past. And the old, pale skin farangs did pull smoking hot girls. That being said, I accept the changes and still enjoy LOS. Not that I have a choice.

The girls really wanted to be with you. You had to force them to leave. I got tired of doing threesomes. And they only wanted 10 Bhat and some Khao Man Gai for an overnight. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Like one of Charle Browns teachers. LOL!

Seriously? You going to have me play Bruce Springsteen for ya brother. Those sentiments are universally proffered about almost every location around the world pretty much by anyone who has been mongering for any length of time. I have heard / read this same sentiment about many other countries I have visited by those who have been visiting them for longer. Wash, rinse, repeat.

You know when I had the best sex I have ever had? It was with the girl that just left with my splooge running down her thigh about to drip from her knee. Yep, right before I sat down to respond to your post. I suppose it is a matter of perspective. An entire world out there and you going to lament the past? My best nut is always my last nut.

There always always a place on the decline and a place on the upswing. I've been told by my friends there is overnight pussy for 9. 00 USD someplace in the world. But the infrastructure of the location is shit and the plane tickets expensive. But I can get 9. 00 USD pussy there.

I have gotten short time for 500 THB here in Pattaya. That was a massage, BBBJ, CFS and brothers the girl could take some dick. Because she was my third girl that day she really had to put in some work to "poder mi leche afura" (get my cum out).

In ten years, when it is 30 USD for overnight pussy (in the undisclosed location) I hope I am not like the guy below:

Think I'm going down to the well tonight; And I'm going to drink 'til I get my fill; And I hope when I get old, I don't sit around thinking about it; But I probably will; Yeah, just sitting back; Trying to recapture a little of the glory of; Well, the time slips away; Leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of
Glory Days" - Bruce Springsteen.

[Turgid]

.....Look at FKK clubs. A Farang will sit there all day and grab 1 girl for the day, if any. The young Asians are grabbing girls every hour or two and imo having a much better time than the old Polar bears. Now which group of guys would you target as a FKK girl? Nothing to do with a small dick, an easy out, or paying more. Has to do solely that Farang don't session as much as Asian men in FKK clubs.

Most of the guys you see in FKKs are Germans, they live there and can come often and spend more time. Also most of them are older. The young Asians are usually there for a short period and want to make the most of their time banging girls they cannot get in their home countries. Also, many young farang who visit from other countries bang 3/4 girls per day too.