Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Repeat Cherry Torn.

Wednesday afternoon, I repeated with Cherry Torn, same all around 360 plus uber plus food so all in 360 r /75 cpf of approaching 5 reais per minute Cost per Fuck. Variations on calling her dilma. Girls laugh to this. Mix it up, improv. Call yourself Lula or Bolsonaro in combination with Felipe Ret and her dilma they will appreciate the attempt at humor, and your fucked up accent itself is humorous to them so there is that.

She ubers for 27 r from zona norte near meier where she lives -- they all live -- at 13 h. She comes in wet as it has been raining. I am tired, as I did 3 hours of muay thai jiu jitsu muay thai the previous night with 20 year university kids, my grey beard scaring off the young ladies, alas. We fuck for 50 solid minutes to our porno mix. Porn that a couple chooses is good porn, according to a diary of a ceo podcast on porn, a taboo, grey subject, right? The same could be said of alot of things.

Porn you watch yourself and jerk off to is bad. I am guessing alot of readers to this site know too much about that in pussy prison.

Vagabundo needs to get back in better shape after months of gaming / trading, but he has more money, and that is a good thing. So, after an hour of actual penis in vagina sex, we rest, descansar, order food, the call is camarada camarao at New York mall, by the way.

So vagabundo lives for the time being 12 floors above barra beach, and fucks the best prive girls who come over for 4 hours at a time for an affordable price, and perform well because I made her laugh at the prive with the dilma or lula or felipe ret jokes. No weed Wednesday, just fucking.

Vagabundo is about done with naked lunch by burroughs, so add that to the dining / sex / literature list, as a ISGer from euro land who brought the swiss patch suggested it. Unpacking that crazy book, but it it is on the econonmist 500 list of greatest books of all time, along with marquez, so it must be worth reading.

Naked Lunch is about addiction, and if you're going to be a addict, maybe sex with hoars while getting tested (she shared with me her doctor) is pretty good without the ganja but with exercise instead. It's about brain chemistry as it relates to violence, torture, crime and some bizarre sexuality.

Monger on.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo is with a regular, Cherry Torn, who is catwoman, who is texting various GPS for a threesome.

360 r 2 h.

But 3 pops fucked at least 60.

So.

360/60 cost per fuck per minute.

Reinspired.

Also closed my positions as I was down 20% from high.

When I am up 25% I should cut by half.

Many great creampies today in cherry torn while cherry torn on the new vivobook 14 that ISG shaq brought me was fingering noemie bilas. Holy fuck, that is ideal. Like a white germanic woman and lots of conbubines for twosomes every afternoon.

As a friend from ISG once said, fidel castro was won't to fuck two girls every afternoon, without fail.

I am fidel castro, who never died, and saint ignatius of loyola, who never died, who made deals with the devil doctors to give us the secret to eternal life, bare, young, 20 year old kunt.

Monger on.

Video to follow of the fucking vivobook, no shit, shot on a vertex socp chest back, videos to follow.

I am so fucking funny.

The whole time I am like, sou dilma bengala travesti fudendo melania trump, so for the record, that means that cherry torn will star in the remake of bonfire of the vanities as pornstar melania trump, for all the sex tapes with melania trump as a teen. And then, I was saying dilma gosto bengala do kid bengala, instant orgasm.

Riofornication covid 27 (fiction, all rights reserved, haha) s1 e4.

I need to get some cinema students in bed as glost writers. Corrupt, dirty old man professor of cinema. What could go wrong?

If you send me a PM, I can add you to a whatsapp group and send you an updated version of the bubba boy guide that has many of these topics covered.

[Vagabundo1]

If you send me a PM, I can add you to a whatsapp group and send you an updated version of the bubba boy guide that has many of these topics covered.

What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir!

[ZofoMofo]

What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir!

I spent ten days in Lapa recently. It's a party neighborhood within walking distance of Centro. Live music everywhere in bars, clubs, and cafes. If you speak Portuguese there are plenty of "normal" girls to try to pick up. I didn't visit any of the pay-for-play houses in Lapa because Centro is so close by and has an abundance.

Getting to 4 x4 from Copa is easy on the Metro. Get off at the Uruguaiana stop, it's a short walk.

[Voodoo Jones]

What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir!

Copa to 4 x4 is 20-30 minutes car ride. I made the trip a couple times and it's not bad as long as you don't go during rush hour. Rio in general is smaller than you think and you can get around pretty quickly.

[RamDavidson84]

What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir!

[Vagabundo1]

https://www.audible.com/pd/Naked-Lun...m_B002V5CR9E_0

Vagabundo is reading naked lunch at the recommendation of a fellow ISG member who also gave vagabundo the Velcro patch, in German, "Swiss Navy" ! Ooooh rahhhh!

This same ISG member said in his home country in Europe, he had already read as literature the book, Tropic of Cancer.

Obrigado, Senor.

[Voodoo Jones]

So I've been in Rio for almost 2 weeks now and the days are going quick. I visited termas the last time I was here, but haven't gone to one yet. Instead I've been bringing women back to my apartment. Based on my best experiences so far this trip, my type of Brazilian woman is tall, petite, and tan. Not to say I haven't had great times with most of the women I met, but those have been my favorites. I have my eyes on a new one that fits the same build. However, going to do some civilian things today with an amiga, so that will have to wait for later.

On a related note, RJ women love to smoke weed. I think I only met one this trip that didn't smoke, so that's great for someone who prefers it over alcohol like myself.

I have a little over 2 weeks left here, so I'm going to make the most of it and probably hit up the termas eventually.

[Lofter]

Hey folks looking to take my first trip to Brazil before the end of the year, trying to figure out where's the best place to land. My Brazi coworker told me since it's my first time to go to Rio de Janeiro but not sure if she's right or not? I've been around Brazis for quite a while living in South Florida have spent a good amount of time with the people even worked at a Brazilian restaurant back in college but still only know Bom DIA, tudo bem, Bom noche and a bit of the happy birthday song LOL.

Where can I get shown a good time by the women out there? What should I budget for a full week trip out there? How far can I get if I started spending a bit of time learning Portuguese? I know a decent amount of Spanish but it's taken me 3 years to get this far. I've been to Costa Rica 4 times now and will be in Medellin for the first time in August.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo 's Thursday Fuck.

I went to my usual preferred prive at 18 h and banged Dilma Lula Bolsonaro. The highlight was when I had my Decathlon towel around her neck or her waist, and I was saying, Felipe Ret Bengala estou fuder Dilma. Dilma grita, oh oh oh Kid Bengala give me your 32 cm x 19 cm. Her pussy clenched up. This was going on playing #2 of our favorite porn scene, so the length of time was 1. 5 x 26 minutes or 39 minutes of hardcore hard penis in her 20 ish kunt lubed by only oleo do coco, ie, coconut oil, which also works for 2) hair styling, 3) sauteeing salmon, 4) looks like jizz, so when you're making porn and if you're on scene 4 and you need some whitish fluid that looks like 250 ML of 18 year old sperm that you were shooting into all the hoars back on the block in Chicago, LOS Angeles, New York, or Mumbai, then you could kinda pump that into a hole and fake a creampie.

Vagabundo's balls were full, and he was holding off on jizzing as he was grooving on the perverted porno, too hard even to describe to you, gentle reader.

Anyway, then Vagabundo went ot Muay Thai, then he went to Perola Negra for the tequila show with at lislopes. Rj (instagram), he tipped her 5, 5, and 20 reais, and was rewarded with a half second of tongue on tonge, and about 5 seconds of her super tight kunt on his mouth, which was filled with tequila.

Cost per fuck per minute 230/39 is 6 ish.

Laughing Orgasm to Kid Bengala railing the fuck outa dilma rousseff: priceless! (try these lines, men, they are not yet copyrighted, well, er.).

Anway, better than the Tijuana Hong Kong club shaving cream show -- only because the hoars are better. The actual pussy licking at Hong Kong club are better. Vagabundo will keep on Lis until she lets him eat her pussy properly. Vagabundo does miss Tijuana, where his best girl was a Sao Paulo Brazilian mullatta from SP who he met at the Brazilian BBQ.

OK, men, get down to Rio, and eat Lis Lopes RJ's pussy!

https://www.instagram.com/lislopes.rj/

[Vagabundo1]

Friday, Vagabundo went to centro and banged his top prive girl again, this time for 50 minutes, so 230/50 so approaching 5 ish CPFPM, cost per fuck per minute.

Looking back on Perola Negra, and referencing the discussion of quality, I would just say that the quality at PN is top, best blonds, ie, Bruna, Penelope and blacks, aninha, all of whom I've been banging for years, creampie ing unlimited in pernoites with pics, some of which I send out on our little zap group. But, the trick is those girls started at Vila Mimosa where I met them, and was getting them pernoite unlimited pops on demand for the same price or even less than they are charging now at Perola.

So, there is that to factor into your mission planning as you deploy your massive ordinance penetrators into the holes of rio hoars.

Vagabundo 's Thursday Fuck.

I went to my usual preferred prive at 18 h and banged Dilma Lula Bolsonaro. The highlight was when I had my Decathlon towel around her neck or her waist, and I was saying, Felipe Ret Bengala estou fuder Dilma. Dilma grita, oh oh oh Kid Bengala give me your 32 cm x 19 cm. Her pussy clenched up. This was going on playing #2 of our favorite porn scene, so the length of time was 1.5 x 26 minutes or 39 minutes of hardcore hard penis in her 20 ish lubed by only oleo do coco, ie, coconut oil, which also works for 2) hair styling, 3) sauteeing salmon, 4) looks like jizz, so when you're making porn and if you're on scene 4 and you need some whitish fluid that looks like 250 ML of 18 year old sperm that you were shooting into all the hoars back on the block in Chicago, LOS Angeles, New York, or Mumbai, then you could kinda pump that into a hole and fake a creampie.

Vagabundo's balls were full, and he was holding off on jizzing as he was grooving on the perverted porno, too hard even to describe to you, gentle reader.

Anyway, then Vagabundo went ot Muay Thai, then he went to Perola Negra for the tequila show with at lislopes. Rj (instagram), he tipped her 5, 5, and 20 reais, and was rewarded with a half second of tongue on tonge, and about 5 seconds of her super tight kunt on his mouth, which was filled with tequila.

Cost per fuck per minute 230/39 is 6 ish.

Laughing Orgasm to Kid Bengala railing the fuck outa Dilma rousseff: priceless! (try these lines, men, they are not yet copyrighted, well, er.).

Anyway, better than the Tijuana Hong Kong club shaving cream show -- only because the hoars are better. The actual pussy licking at Hong Kong club are better. Vagabundo will keep on Lis until she lets him eat her pussy properly. Vagabundo does miss Tijuana, where his best girl was a Sao Paulo Brazilian mullatta from SP who he met at the Brazilian BBQ.

OK, men, get down to Rio, and eat Lis Lopes RJ's pussy!

[Steve 9696]

The most a Casaro garota has asked me for was 500 r.

I visit frequently.

Agree. Def 500 should get it. I've paid 600 but prob could have done less. Bit of gringo tax. Def 800+ is waaay out of bounds for Casarao.

Don't forget CBJ epidemic at Casarao tho. Def got to be clear upfront at Casarao that CBJ is a non starter.

And damn I've had some good times there and a stunner or two. Def great lower priced alternative or late night follow-up to Scandallo.

And +1 on don't forget the exchange rate needs to be figured into pricing. I only go back to 2018 but it was 4:1 then. My math puts the garota inflation in USD at less than 2% per annum. Still one of the best bargains worldwide esp when u figure in what u get with a Brasiliera. Best chicks worldwide by a mile.

[Chicago85]

I am normally a Sao Paulo guy, as it has a more diverse and vibrant hobbying and gastronomy scene. However, RJ is definitely growing on me. The Carioca vibe and Bohemian energy are infectious. The city is more beautiful and calming, with its marvelous mountains and national park, decent to gorgeous beaches and better air quality, than SP, with its concrete jungle and constant drizzle.....

I've found most Brazilians to be very friendly in general, but Cariocas take it up a notch. The female Cariocas are more chill and carefree, but also more open, sensual and passionate in bed. They just have a more fun and outgoing personality......

Agree 100% on the RJ women. I've slept with many and dated a couple. It's like you're dating a chill friend that is a tiger in bed. They also don't expect all of the high class spending. Sao Paulo girls are also great in bed, but it's more of a power dynamic (they like to have a strong / rich / important person) and they want to be valued whereas the Cariocas just want a good time. Live one day at a time. I've actually had RJ girls forget to ask for money LOL. .

[Balboa]

I … Apparently even Casaro garotas now require rs 800-1,000.

The most a Casarão garota has asked me for was 500 r.

I visit frequently.

[The Cane]

I remember coming to Brazil when it was 1. 65:1.and that's when shit got really expensive. 300 rs was a lot for a high end garota, Scandallo didn't exist yet (though it was the heyday of Bomboa at the old location which was outstanding). Now I live here in Rio with an awesome mulher. I'm at that age where I need to start thinking about someone who'll look after me. Interestingly I never wandered into VM. I'm going to check out Scandallo, and the new Bomboa location, prolly Casaro as well. Apparently even Casaro garotas now require rs 800-1,000.

I did not like the new Bomboa so much, although I had a good session there with a cute branca going by "Jessica" (was the only one offering anal). Also saw a midget working there! I finally did wander into VM. Once will be enough! Lots of unattractive, huge fat ass women with the pungent smell of sewage in the air. Nope! Not for this monger. Been there. Done that!