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  1. #18675

    Years of laughs.

    Quote Originally Posted by RioBob  [View Original Post]
    I kinda remember this LOL, this had to be over 10 years ago, you need to get a life!
    It is just like watching that one favorite episode of your favorite TV show over and over again.

    Trust that over the years many Brazilian women have enjoyed the humor in this anecdote. Hell, it probably even got me laid a time or two.

    But, Rio Bob, you are not the only one.

    I had picked up a girl who looked like Rhianna in one of the Lido bars and she stayed night. In the morning, we are talking and she says casaco (coat).

    I thought she said casar (to marry). I told her (in my limited Portuguese at the time) that I thought we had gotten along well and that the night had been amazing but it was a little soon to think about marriage.

    She gave me this puzzled annoyed look, then pointed to the closet. Oh, you want your coat. Sorry.

  2. #18674
    Quote Originally Posted by ExecTalent  [View Original Post]
    There are people born male who identify as female. There even was that woman in the US who though White, identified as Black.

    Could be that Komo just identifies as Russian. When he is not identifying as coming from Canada or Japan or. LOL.

    We haven't had one this good since Rio Bob said Brazilian girls trusted him because he was a Cabeleireiro.

    For the Portuguese challenged, he meant to say Caveleiro not that he was a hairdresser.
    Quote Originally Posted by Turgid  [View Original Post]
    Sad that we won't be hearing from him any longer, at least not under that sobriquet. Its actually not very difficult to detect charlatans. One poster called him out some time ago but ISG protected him perhaps because he was entertaining. I'm saying 'him' but who knows?
    Komo is an actual guy. I met him a couple of years ago in Rio to do a trash boate tour. If I recall correctly, he said he was originally from Morocco but had spent time in Portugal, where he learned Portuguese, at which he is indeed fluent. To the best of my recollection, he looked somewhat like Rajesh on The Big Bang Theory. I don't remember him saying anything about being a Canadian or working in Japan.

  3. #18673

    Duplas?

    Gents, am in Rio this week. Can anyone recommend some guaranteed mind blowing dupla (threesome) girls? Much appreciated.

    IAYF5.

  4. #18672
    I am Canadian of Portuguese Origine and live in Japan, I speak French and Portuguese as first languages. I met many members that can confirm my Identity. I never mentioned in any message I am from Russia or Japan though I do speak Japanese and Russian too. Only the last message is a mistake. Because I had the intention of creating another account and make this forum more entertaining.

    I am not a charlatan because I don't do that for money, I just do that for fun and I never advertised anything on here. Because I enjoy mongering.

    I am not MRusa, he is from the USA and speaks English as a first language and I don't.

    I wrote this message but I wrote it because it is good to keep the forum entertaining.

    The message I wrote is from a imaginary guy that's from Moscow and wants to travel to Brazil for the first time.

    Is the message a real concern to everyboy? It worked because many replied to my message. Now it is time for you to thank me to keep the forum entertaining.

  5. #18671

    Rio fun

    Quote Originally Posted by MRusa007  [View Original Post]
    So you are basically saying Rio is a crazy dangerous place now? And most of the others don't say anything like that. Huhhh so confusing, I think I am better off cancelling my trip then.
    Go have fun. I went to Rio back in 2006. Now I have been there about 23 times. I just spent 2 weeks there this year. There are massagems / prives to see in both Copa and Centro (much more in centro). Plenty of good looking women in all shapes. Cost is minimal, about R120 to 200 (USD 33 - 55) depending on the location and how much time you choose.

    Plus you have the Termas to see. 4 x4 in centro and Monte Carlo in copa are the ones I like. Cost roughly R400 all-in at 4 x4, and R525 at Monte Carlo. Entrance, girl, and room. If you have a few drinks it will be a little more.

    Just be smart like you would in any big city. Don't wear gold necklaces or flash cash in public. If you want to waer a watch, use a cheap one. Although you don't need one since you have a phone. You can take the metro to and from centro until midnight. If it's late at night, and you want to get straight back to your hotel / apt without walking a little, take an Uber. The ubers are pretty cheap, especially now with the high exchange rate. Any specific questions just ask.

  6. #18670

    Alias

    Quote Originally Posted by Turgid  [View Original Post]
    Sad that we won't be hearing from him any longer, at least not under that sobriquet. Its actually not very difficult to detect charlatans. One poster called him out some time ago but ISG protected him perhaps because he was entertaining. I'm saying 'him' but who knows?
    So MRusa007 = Komo?

  7. #18669

    Newbie in Rio. Part III

    Part II available here: #18639.

    Hint; if you Google the listed numbers, you should see links to current ads and any available local reviews of the lady, clinica, or whichever entity.

    Despite previous disappointments I was determined to get the prive experience. Contacted Layla (listed number; Layla (21) 96570-6790). The pics on her PhotoAcompanhantes page are dated, she has quite a few extra pounds on her, but still shapely. She was very efficient in communication, apartment is located on Av Nossa Senhora in Copa, not far from 583. General area is nice, but the room was seedy. Performance was good, but too "professional" for my taste. She does know how to take care of the balls though. Gave me a half decent massage afterwards. Not repeat-worthy. Damage RS 150.

    Day 5. I decided to move to Barra the Tijuca. You get far better bang for your bucks hotel wise. I used Uber the first time (took about 35 min with very light traffic), the metro is a lot quicker (about 15 min from Jardim Oceanico to Cantagalo in Copa).

    I contacted a local lady who schedules for a few UTR part time providers in Barra based on intel from Brazillian review site, gparena. Listed number: (21) 98086-9690. The scheduler recommended Hellen (you can see her pics here: https://lgprj.tumblr.com/). Excellent choice. She showed up at my place a bit late due to traffic, but scheduler kept me posted. An ass to die for and a sexual energy that is out of this world. Never thought I would say this, but she wore me out. Excellent GFE. Damage schedule: RS 160/220/260 for 1/1. 5/2 h. I was so pleased that she became my Barra nighttime 'girlfriend' till I left. Performance was very consistent. Only thing that went up exponentially is her ability to talk. Never mind that I don't speak Portuguese.

    Other Clinicas I visited in Centro are Dudas (21) 99820-7490 and Onix (21) 99685-1888. Both are in the same building on Av. Rio Branco 156, right by Carioca metro stop. Everything seems to be in this area.

    At Dudas I sessioned with Elen. She stood out as the most sensual of the entire trip. Eyes that draw you in and a sexual appetite that is hard to fake. She can get loud! Damage was RS 160/ h. Highly recommended.

    At Onix, the selection was a bit thin, maybe 5 ladies. I chose Jessica, a short redhead. Good session, but I did not understand the pricing strategy of the place. It was the most expensive (170/ h) and the seediest clinica I visited this entire trip.

    Happy mongering, my friends. I Will Be Back!

  8. #18668
    Quote Originally Posted by ExecTalent  [View Original Post]

    We haven't had one this good since Rio Bob said Brazilian girls trusted him because he was a Cabeleireiro.

    For the Portuguese challenged, he meant to say Caveleiro not that he was a hairdresser.
    I kinda remember this LOL, this had to be over 10 years ago, you need to get a life!

  9. #18667
    Quote Originally Posted by ExecTalent  [View Original Post]
    There are people born male who identify as female. There even was that woman in the US who though White, identified as Black.

    Could be that Komo just identifies as Russian. When he is not identifying as coming from Canada or Japan or. LOL.

    We haven't had one this good since Rio Bob said Brazilian girls trusted him because he was a Cabeleireiro.

    For the Portuguese challenged, he meant to say Caveleiro not that he was a hairdresser.
    Sad that we won't be hearing from him any longer, at least not under that sobriquet. Its actually not very difficult to detect charlatans. One poster called him out some time ago but ISG protected him perhaps because he was entertaining. I'm saying 'him' but who knows?

  10. #18666

    Identity Confusion Syndrome.

    Quote Originally Posted by WyattEarp  [View Original Post]
    I apologize for the rudeness of the ISG community. Let me be the first to wish you well on your move to Moscow.

    I believe a certain someone now owes us some Moscow reports. How are things at Night Flight these days?
    There are people born male who identify as female. There even was that woman in the US who though White, identified as Black.

    Could be that Komo just identifies as Russian. When he is not identifying as coming from Canada or Japan or. LOL.

    We haven't had one this good since Rio Bob said Brazilian girls trusted him because he was a Cabeleireiro.

    For the Portuguese challenged, he meant to say Caveleiro not that he was a hairdresser.

  11. #18665

    Comical!

    The funny thing is that some tried to shut him up here in recent months to no avail. But in the end he did himself in.

  12. #18664
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve9696  [View Original Post]
    Just realizing with horror that the termas are closed on Sunday. Any place to get action on a Sunday?
    Steve, I forgot to mention if you work at screening the termas or clinica girls you could session with a girl who is free on Sunday. If the session is enjoyable, work out a deal.

    Learn the geography, a girl from Niteroi is less likely to take a long ride to the Copa / Ipanema area on Sunday even if in the termas she says she will. Just to prepare you, a girl still might flake on you Sunday. Get some back-up numbers.

  13. #18663
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve9696  [View Original Post]
    Just realizing with horror that the termas are closed on Sunday. Any place to get action on a Sunday?
    Perhaps a Friday and Saturday night trip leaving Sunday morning or mid-day would work for you. Those are slower nights at Scandallo in SP.

    As I mentioned on PM, some of us just enjoy the beaches, the civilian nightlife and the vibe of Rio. You could unload your pistol at Termas 4 x4 on Friday and afterward check out the famous Lapa street party not too far away.

    If you've never been there, it would be very easy to fill two / three days. The city is beautiful and on the non-beach days you can head up to the Christ statute and / or Sugarloaf Mountain. Again if I'm not on the beach, I enjoy walking around Rio far more than Sao Paulo. I often walk the beach promenade. Sao Paulo has great food, but I can find good food in Rio (churrascaria for sure).

    If you are 100% focused on mongering, I'm not sure its worth a side trip but only you can determine what you want to do with your non-mongering time. Just so you know, foreigners really don't go to Sao Paulo for tourism.

  14. #18662
    Quote Originally Posted by Komo753  [View Original Post]
    I am a young man from Moscow I and three of my friends are going to travel to Brazil and outside Russia for the first time, we don't speak Portuguese, we plan to stay 10 weeks around June. Is it common to find skinny and slim fair skinned chicks in Termas? Are Brazilian women as submissive and feminine as Russian women? What is Terma? Is it a place to take a bath with a girl and fuck in the bathtub. Our objective is to hit Termas in Rio and Bomboa and Scandallo in Sao Paulo. We also want to monger in Argentina on the side.
    I apologize for the rudeness of the ISG community. Let me be the first to wish you well on your move to Moscow.

    I believe a certain someone now owes us some Moscow reports. How are things at Night Flight these days?

  15. #18661
    Quote Originally Posted by Sperto  [View Original Post]
    It will be a long taxi ride from Rio to So Paulo.
    Ha! Yeah. I meant to say he should stay in SP.

    God knows Rio is for young men from Moscow who can remember their login handles.

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