Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Pahllus Maximus]

Most of the buildings in BR are run by minimum wage types who just go through the mindless process without substance. I've seen mongers used expired student cards with no photo etc.

It's dead easy to get stuff in Thailand / Vietnam that looks official, holograms, you name it. Papal Consigliere, James Bond MI6, Fiji / Moldovia drivers license, Ambassador, Pilot or werewolf. Crazy farangs paying baht for plastic lah! Just keep it simple, John Smith, Billy Hayes, Richard Nixon and a made up number. Next trip I might get a dog collar and dress up as a priest ID for brothel visits, though because it is over 18 consenting women they might get suspicious.

USA is going to hell in a handbasket, I think it's time to leave, there is just no good scenario, overtaxed, overpriced and undersexed and mostly uneducated. Sad what the republic became.

[Degenerate24]

Introduction

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.

As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!

This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.

1. Visa & Travel Documentation

EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.

Cost: $40 USD.

Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).

Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.

Tip: Store digital backups in Google Drive or email.

2. Accommodation

So Paulo Moema

Noise Considerations: Moema is near Congonhas Airport (CGH), so expect constant jet noise.

Hotels:

Mercure So Paulo Moema Times Square: 100130/ night. Guest-friendly, bar / restaurant downstairs. Moderate noise.

Estanplaza Ibirapuera: 100130/ night. Closer to Clinicas but no bar / restaurant. Moderate noise.

Wyndham near Ibirapuera Mall: $100/ night. Noise reduced but not eliminated.

Airbnb:

Look for apartments with double-pane windows or soundproofing.

Price: 3045/ night for studios.

Tip: Email hosts to confirm soundproofing features.

Other Areas: Av. Paulista, Vila Marina, and Brooklyn are quieter but farther from Clinicas. Uber rides in the rain can be tiresome.

Rio de Janeiro Copacabana

Luxury Hotels: Fairmont Rio (350500/ night), Fasano Rio (400600/ night), JW Marriott (300450/ night).

Mid-Range Hotels: Windsor California (150200/ night), Pestana RJ (120160/ night).

Budget Option: Ibis Posto 5 (6090/ night).

Airbnb Recommendation: Avenida Atlntica 2692 (225/ night, ocean view, rooftop pool, gym).

3. Entertainment & Activities

So Paulo

Nightlife & Bars:

Casaro: Well-known entertainment venue.

Scandallo: Entry R200 (40 USD), drinks R30 R50 (610 USD).

Spa & Massage: Various local spas and massage parlors.

Rio de Janeiro

Nightlife & Bars:

Mabs Bar (Copacabana): Free entry, drinks R20 R50 (410 USD).

Guacamole (Barra the Tijuca): Entry R50 (10 USD), drinks R25 R40 (58 USD).

Termas (Spa Clubs):

Premium: Solarium, Monte Carlo, Centaurus.

Budget-Friendly: Vila Mimosa (Centro), Blue Room (Centro).

Beaches:

Praia the Reserva (Barra the Tijuca): Less crowded, natural beach.

Posto 2 (Barra the Tijuca): Best for fit girls and talent.

4. Escort Websites

Barra VIPS Rio: https://www.barravipsrio.com.

Rio Sex Site: https://www.riosexsite.com.

Fatal Model: https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj (They come to you).

Photo Acompanhantes: https://www.photoacompanhantes.com.

5. Massage Locations

Espao Terapias: https://espacoterapias.com.br (You go to them).

Duda Massagem: Av. Rio Branco 156, Centro, Sala 3320.1 h: R200,30 min: R170.

Onix Terapias: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 2235.1 h: R170,30 min: R140. https://onixterapias.com (Choose VIP room).

Studio Malibu: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 606.

Belprazer: Av. Rio Branco 185, Sala 2114.1 h: R180,30 min: R140. Clean rooms with AC and shower. Highly recommended.

Dark Room: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Floor 20.1 h: R140,30 min: R100. https://www.darkroom.com.br.

Espacio Terapias: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Sala 1417.

Eden Spa Copacabana: Av. Nossa Sra de Copacabana 583, Sala 401.1 h: R200,30 min: R140. https://www.edenspa.com.br.

Delirio Oriental: Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, Sala 201.1 h: R200,30 min: R150. https://deliriooriental.com.br.

6. Termas & Nightclubs

Termas 4x4: Rua Buenos Aires 44, Centro. Entry: R70,30 min: R350. Best time: 5-8 PM for full lineup.

Centro de Lazer MV30 Club: Rua Mairink Veiga 30, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R150.

Uphouse Nightclub: Av. Mem de S 89, Lapa. Entry: R10,30 min: R150,1 h:300.

Club 502: Rua Alfandega 55, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R170.

Dolce Vita: Av. Atlantica 1424. Not recommended.

7. Transportation

Uber/99: Safe and affordable.

Airport to Copacabana: R60 R120 (1225 USD).

Short trips: R15 R40 (38 USD).

Metro (So Paulo): R4. 40 (1 USD) per ride. Not 24/7.

Taxis: Use only official taxis or apps like Taxi Rio. Risk of overcharging.

8. Safety & Tips

Pickpockets: Common in Copacabana, Lapa, and public transport.

ATMs: Use only inside banks to avoid skimming fraud.

Guest Registration: Some hotels require guest ID registration.

Fake Uber Drivers: Always verify license plate and driver details.

9. Tipping Guidelines

Not Expected: Tipping is not customary in Brazil.

Alternative: Bring small gifts like chocolates, perfume, or accessories.

If Tipping:

Bartenders / Waiters: R5 R20 (14 USD).

Hotel Staff: R10 R20 (24 USD).

10. Key Reminders

Termas Best Time: 5-8 PM for full lineups.

Prives Hours: Monday-Friday (10 AM-10 PM), Saturday (10 AM6 PM), closed Sundays.

WhatsApp Bookings: Many massage spots and private clubs accept bookings via WhatsApp.

Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).

The visa cost is $80, expensive.

[Tochka]

What are you showing your passport for? In 25 years I don't remember anyone ever asking me for an ID for anything. Maybe to buy a SIM card or at the post office getting my CPF 100 years ago.

Went to a waterfall the other day and the air would saturate every 4 minutes and it would pour down raining. My dad's passport got soaked. I did not know why he had his passport outside. I told him if it got lost how was he going to leave the country. His thought line was that if someone broke in the house, then it could get stolen.

Mr E. Always good to have your insights! I take my girlfriend and two hot lesbian garotas to hourly motels, colonial palace, Lush, secrets motel and my favorite in Jabaquara metro Hotel For Lovers. The uber is filled with hot horny garotas and me pulling up to reception. They ask for document. All the gals hand over the green brasilian ID with CPF or phone with digital ID copy. I used to hand over a Vietnamese ID I pick up for fun in the streets of Bangkok with my smiling foto. . Got tired of the stupid long time it was taking for the two receptionist to give us our presidential suite. Cause neither could not figure out what numbers to enter into her computer system, so I switched up to easy to read name and number. Laminated copy and it matched credit card name I was using to pay for everything. My brasilian girlfriend said I need to get things moving. So we can smoke marola, drink, swim, party all night instead of waiting 20 minutes for them mofos to figure stuff out in their computer with unfamiliar ID.

[Bravo]

Appreciate the insights! I'll post in the right forums next time for better organization. Noted on the massage spots, VM, and Mosaicogood to know. Guacamole is a Mexican bar, was just curious if anyone had been. And yeah, I intentionally labeled them as 'massage' so I could use an AI tool to sort them more easily, LOL. Thanks again!

I had my last two birthday dinners at Guacamole. Its a great mexican spot, with a live mariachi band that walks to each table and performs. You have a shit load of bars and restaurants up and down the street as well.

[Bravo]

Thanks!

Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place!

The building is located where that single home on Atlantico was. They must have received 10's of millions for that location!

[Mr Enternational]

They made a color copy of my passport page and laminated it professionally. It looks like an official document. I use that laminated ID everywhere in So Paulo & Rio. Some guys show a copy of the passports on their phones or use expired drivers license. I am not handing over my iPhone is on a leash original passport to some moo working to check ID.

What are you showing your passport for? In 25 years I don't remember anyone ever asking me for an ID for anything. Maybe to buy a SIM card or at the post office getting my CPF 100 years ago.

Went to a waterfall the other day and the air would saturate every 4 minutes and it would pour down raining. My dad's passport got soaked. I did not know why he had his passport outside. I told him if it got lost how was he going to leave the country. His thought line was that if someone broke in the house, then it could get stolen.

[Tochka]

Introduction

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.

As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!

This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.

1. Visa & Travel Documentation

EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.

Cost: $40 USD.

Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).

Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.

Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).

Good to see the excellent research. You will enjoy it all, bring your bucket list of everything you ever wanted to try!! Last year on mother day I did a real mother daughter session at Panda motel because it was on the porno bucket list. Or two real sisters blowjob & CIM same time. Bucket list.

We are all still friends, I visit the families we go out to dinner, show and bang all night. At a motel.

Its Brasil — stuff happens, plans change life happens all the time, traffic, rain and sweet things that are professional IoP.

Passport copy.

I do not carry nor present my original passport anywhere except at the airport. I went to the Kalunga store near shopping Shopping Ibirapuera in Moema. They made a color copy of my passport page and laminated it professionally. It looks like an official document. I use that laminated ID everywhere in São Paulo & Rio. Some guys show a copy of the passports on their phones or use expired drivers license. I am not handing over my iPhone is on a leash original passport to some moço working to check ID.

[Xpartan]

There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.

I agree, but if you click on the pics you'll see some top-notch luxurious apartments and the building with luxury hotel amenities. A comparable suite in a 5-star hotel in that location would run in the thousands if you could find it. A $200+ price tag for this kind of quality, smack dab in the middle of Atlantica is not out of line IMHO.

[MongerHunger]

heading home tonight to Europe / sex prison.

If you think that Europe is a Sex Prison then you really don't know what a Sex Prison. For starters, prostitution is NOT legal in a Sex Prison. People go to jail for prostitution and for soliciting prostitution in a Sex Prison. It's definitely NOT Europe. I have been to several countries in Europe and there are some good locations to relieve some stress.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo blew a load with Anna*Foxxx.

What is the Cost Per Night Per Minute for a 2 Bedroom apartment complete with kitchen, washing machine, two hoars, Catwoman Cherry Torn and Nia Nacci 4 and Kira Noir in Botafogo, Barra Posto 1? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc That is the question. You walk in. You have Catwoman with Nia Nacci on a leash, with a big ass Swastika on her leather jumpsuit, Nia Nazi, see how I did that, laugh now because I am Felipe Ret Bengala. Eu sou Felipe Ret Bengala. Eu sou Go Go Boy. Meninas me paga 500 reais por hora do sexo, porque, por voce, Eu vou fazer um disconto, por voce 300 reais por hora do sexo, com camisinha, sem anal, nao beijos no boca, nao faz massagem, vou xixi no seu boca. Ta bom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc.

I am putting Nia Nacci 4 into the Swiss Witness Protection Program. Going forward, she is going to live in the Russian Embassy*in*Leblon.

[Vagabundo1]

The same applies to fucking and even more.

I bring new contacts to my favorite prives, trash termas, vm casas, and even give out numbers for some prive regulars and new wingman is polar bear jumping the best girls immediately upon entry, and immediately doing repeated programs with the girls at prices 75 or more percent higher.

Seen this before, and realize, I am the fool in the room.

Remember, don't share those informations as it will ruin for your own fututre renting (I speak of experience).

[Orgasmico]

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Picked up one girl from Mabs ('restaurant' in Copacabana) and went hotel !

Is Mabs still the spot to pick up chicas around the beach?

[Sperto]

There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.

An apartment in a good location in Copacabana, 1 bedroom+livingroom+washing machine+good wifi, maximum one block from the beach, should be around 150 reais / might and never more than 200 reais. Not airbnb prices but talk to the porteiros prices. The prices can be much lower if you find the right apartment owners that don't use internet / booking to rent. Remember, don't share those informations as it will ruin for your own fututre renting (I speak of experience).

[KyivBound1986]

At the airport in Rio now, heading home tonight to Europe / sex prison. Was here for two weeks. As always seems to be the case here in Brazil nothing went to plan. I will try give an idea of what I got up to the past two weeks. I feel like I need to go home in a wheelchair! I am 38 for context.

For whatever reason I felt the women in Monte Carlo thermas in Copacabana were the hottest. It may have had a few different women just for carnival. I must have gone 5 or 6 times and banged maybe 12-15 women there. Plenty of them open for anal. I banged two girls twice (anal) and another one once (anal). The rest was normal sex (by Brazilian standards) – so chaotic! A lot of CIM in Monte Carlo. I didn't do any facials here. One took a video in the room of her giving me a BJ and CIM. She sent it to me on whatsapp but then deleted it! Another one came to my hotel during the day as well!

I went to Solarium thermas once (10-minute taxi from Ipanema). I didn't think it was great. Was with two here. One anal & facial and the other girl was normal sex and CIM. No anal as I didn't warn her, so she said. Just to note, I was not into anal before this trip. It just seems to happen here..

I went to Centaurus twice (Ipanema). Went with around 6 or so here. Standard was below Monte Carlo in my opinion. It was packed during carnival. One anal here and the rest normal sex. Big upsell in here for drinks and to upgrade the room.

Picked up one girl from Mabs ('restaurant' in Copacabana) and went hotel – this was a mistake. Probably the worst from the trip.

Went Casablanca in Copacabana twice. Was packed during Carnival. Banged one girl here in the dingy room on premises (wasn't great). The other girl I took from here and brought her to my hotel. Standard decent here but expensive.

Went Dolce Vita in Copacabana 2 or 3 times. I liked the chaos of this place. Took 1 girl here to my hotel, another to my Airbnb (mistake as was very drunk so didn't even bang her) and another to the presidential suite in motel panda in Botafogo. This place was unreal. Jacuzzi, pool, sauna. The girl I went with here swallowed three times.

I went to Eden Spa (Room 401) in Copacabana. Price 190 reais. Normal sex and facial but she covered most with her hands. Also went to Room 302 in the same building in Copacabana which was normal sex (again normal by Brazilian standards which is better than anywhere else). More women in Room 401. I think owned by same company.

Never made it to Barra de Tijuca. I was planning to visit Sao Paulo but that didn't happen. Next time I will fly directly to Sao Paulo as I never can leave Rio once I get here. Didn't go 4*4 as I don't like centro.

In summary, must have banged 30 or so in two weeks. Brazilian women are the best in the world by a distance. As for safety, didn't have any problems. Have to work 7 days a week now to recoup money spent!

[The Cane]

I spent five days in Rio during Carnival. My recommendation is to stick to the Termas, though sometimes you might find freelancers at Mab's Copacabana. Most spas, on the other hand, tend to have lower-quality girls and small cubicles with little privacy you can often hear banging from the next room, and many don't have showers. These places are mostly located in central, somewhat deserted commercial buildings a bit scray where you need to show ID to security to access the elevator and find the spa. Prices are around 170 BRL for 30 minutes and 220 BRL for an hour. The spas I visited Eden, Copa Rio, Dark Room, Belprazer, and Onix Terapiaswere disappointing, so I didn't go through with anything.

Oh you're on the "shit list" now LOLOLOL!