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  1. #30197
    Quote Originally Posted by Vagabundo1  [View Original Post]
    Did you get her whatsapp number?

    That would be the first thing that former Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss navy, would have done.

    Here are your lines in a uber.

    Voce carioca the gema? (are you a authentic Rio de Janeiro native?

    She says yes, sim.

    You say, eu sou carioca do fake or eu sou carioca do falsa.

    She laughs.

    You stick your phone in her face, or you ask and put down her number.

    Now, in Brazil car sex is a big part of the culture.

    Now you call that hoar driver and haver take ya to praia abrico and on the way in and out you get a little in and out and swing know what I mean.

    Well played.
    That is a brilliant funny pickup line Rsrs definitely will use in the future. Yes sir! Got her wassap to chat and meetup outside of uber driving. I didn't mess around when she was in uber driving mode. They have all those safety protocols to ban idiot passengers with female drivers. I prefer not get kicked off the platform.

    I checked my rating last month only to find eleven one star uber ratings, eleven 1* stars from drivers. WTF couldn't believe it until remembered those DR chicas.

    I used call an uber car or uber moto to drop her ass off someplace close to metro or in her neighborhood. Damn chicas act a fool in uber car with her amigas chicas, drunk, loud and stupid. The driver runs out of patience, gives the ride one star * lesson learned no more chicas or garotas riding on my uber tab.

  2. #30196
    Did you get her whatsapp number?

    That would be the first thing that former Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss navy, would have done.

    Here are your lines in a uber.

    Voce carioca the gema? (are you a authentic Rio de Janeiro native?

    She says yes, sim.

    You say, eu sou carioca do fake or eu sou carioca do falsa.

    She laughs.

    You stick your phone in her face, or you ask and put down her number.

    Now, in Brazil car sex is a big part of the culture.

    Now you call that hoar driver and haver take ya to praia abrico and on the way in and out you get a little in and out and swing know what I mean.

    Well played.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tochka  [View Original Post]
    Well anlother Sunday afternoon in botafogo Panda with three sexy muluta Meghan Markel Larinha Smalls types garotas from Bel Prazer, Eden Spa and Termas Monte Carlos. In Panda the Myknos and Presidential suites sport an indoor private pool.

    The uber ride from Centro to Panda Botafogo was a unique first for me. Probably happens all the time to you brasil veterans but I was amazed to be picked up by hot garota de programme GDP Uber driver.

    An outstanding beautiful, sundrenched tanned blonde wearing a bright luminous red bikini. Sheetz ifirst thought she's a trap car don't get in.

    I double checked everything matched the uber app and said fuck it before hoping in for the brief 15 min Sunday afternoon ride. Wow I was hoping like hell we run into traffic.

  3. #30195
    Quote Originally Posted by MaddTraveler  [View Original Post]
    It's actually a very nice neighborhood, west side of Rio, flat surface and not a favela or anything. Considered to be a low mid-class town.

    The front of the club is well lighted and you could easily walk nearby even at 5 am. A block away from it is another club called Babylon, which I heard great things about, fewer girls but didn't get the chance to go in that one yet. As I was leaving in my Uber and I was looking around and said to myself I wouldn't mind an airbnb close to here for few days in a future trip.
    Interesting. I saw it looked close to Bangu (supposedly a very bad area) on the map which made me think it would be dangerous. But I guess Rocinha and Vidigal are close to Ipanema (real close!). So can't judge by that.

  4. #30194

    Uber

    Well another Sunday afternoon in botafogo Panda with three sexy muluta Meghan Markel Larinha Smalls types garotas from Bel Prazer, Eden Spa and Termas Monte Carlos. In Panda the Myknos and Presidential suites sport an indoor private pool.

    The uber ride from Centro to Panda Botafogo was a unique first for me. Probably happens all the time to you brasil veterans but I was amazed to be picked up by hot garota de programme GDP Uber driver.

    An outstanding beautiful, sundrenched tanned blonde wearing a bright luminous red bikini. Sheetz ifirst thought she's a trap car don't get in.

    I double checked everything matched the uber app and said fuck it before hoping in for the brief 15 min Sunday afternoon ride. Wow I was hoping like hell we run into traffic.

    She smelled sexy good, great conversation. Confirmed she works in one of the termas. We never session though. I gave her five stars and a tip.

    Damn where to selectb the Uber + Branca Loria service in future. Haha only in Brasil a GDP as uber driver.

    YMMV your uber experience may vary, your Sunday routine may vary, and experience is different. Sharing mine.

  5. #30193

    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by Turgid  [View Original Post]
    Cool down Cane, why so angry? Nothing wrong with banging hot white chicks with African antecedents. I do it all the time, and as Maxwell Smart used to say - 'and loving it'. LOL.
    I am cool. And nobody said anything was wrong with it. And I note you didn't answer the question. Tired of over generalizations based on what you "think" you know when you actually don't know anything factual about these people's ancestry. Nothing.

  6. #30192
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCane  [View Original Post]
    So what accounts for Alexis Texas' big round butt then, and other American white girls like her? A white chick can't have a big ass unless she has some African ancestry? Or somehow what you say only mysteriously applies to Brazilian white girls and the answer is something totally different for North American white girls? I say without any proof regarding anyone's ancestry this is just a bunch of surmise based on nothing but speculation. Which isn't the same thing as proof. What you happen to believe and evidence are two different things.
    Cool down Cane, why so angry? Nothing wrong with banging hot white chicks with African antecedents. I do it all the time, and as Maxwell Smart used to say - 'and loving it'. LOL.

  7. #30191

    Big Butts

    Quote Originally Posted by Turgid  [View Original Post]
    Big bundas in Brazil is a sign of African ancestry in spite of skin color. A Brazilian once told me that if you shake the family tree of many 'white' Brazilians a lot of black fruit will fall. I don't like them too big like that but I do like them rotund.
    So what accounts for Alexis Texas' big round butt then, and other American white girls like her? A white chick can't have a big ass unless she has some African ancestry? Or somehow what you say only mysteriously applies to Brazilian white girls and the answer is something totally different for North American white girls? I say without any proof regarding anyone's ancestry this is just a bunch of surmise based on nothing but speculation. Which isn't the same thing as proof. What you happen to believe and evidence are two different things.

  8. #30190
    Quote Originally Posted by DCups  [View Original Post]
    Never did understand the big ass fetish but then again I get criticized for my addiction to big boobs. To each his own.
    Big bundas in Brazil is a sign of African ancestry in spite of skin color. A Brazilian once told me that if you shake the family tree of many 'white' Brazilians a lot of black fruit will fall. I don't like them too big like that but I do like them rotund.

  9. #30189

    Realengo

    Quote Originally Posted by Combo  [View Original Post]
    Fantastic report. How is the Realengo neighborhood where Club das Flores is located? I'm always a bit hesitant about heading into areas I know nothing about and I've been nowhere near that area.
    It's actually a very nice neighborhood, west side of Rio, flat surface and not a favela or anything. Considered to be a low mid-class town.

    The front of the club is well lighted and you could easily walk nearby even at 5 am. A block away from it is another club called Babylon, which I heard great things about, fewer girls but didn't get the chance to go in that one yet. As I was leaving in my Uber and I was looking around and said to myself I wouldn't mind an airbnb close to here for few days in a future trip.

  10. #30188

    Nina

    Quote Originally Posted by Tochka  [View Original Post]
    Dude solid recommendation on Nina. She is a damn fire cracker! Bel prazer is essy access building. Walked right to the elevators without going to security ID check like 156 branco rio.

    Asked Nina to select another amgia garota for our duplo session.

    Almost got the forista rate but my gpguia account didn't have up to date reviews there. Still its slightly less expensive than Dudas massage.

    Took Nina to VIPs love motel with ocean views and Panda with pool and stripper pole. Nina is damn fun. Why'all book her time after I leave. Haha.

    My sessions with her and amiga garotas are three hours back to back.

    YMMV your experience may vary, your bel prazer routine may vary, and experience is different. Sharing mine.
    I know who Nina is and didn't session with her. The one in my reference was Mia LOL. Short hair branca, slighly thic and nicely shaped body and rear end. Both girls are hot. The one thing I haven't done is a duplo session, I don't know why I haven't.

  11. #30187
    Quote Originally Posted by MaddTraveler  [View Original Post]
    I didn't write a full report during my near 3 Months stay here in Rio, but wanted to share one more update on some spots:




    CLUB DAS FLORES. Av. Marechal Fontenele, 5625, Realengo, Rio de Janeiro, RJ. 30 min 100 r, 1 h 140 r. I think pricings here slightly vary depending on the girl. Or just like many places, some girls quotes or incl the pricing of an upgraded room. In terms of quality, hands down the BEST of the BEST, cheaper non termas type of club in Rio. Range 5-9's, all complexions, 30+ girls even at 5 am. Not sure if like this at all hours. But go late evenings. This amount of quantity and quality is unheard of anywhere in Rio. The club has tight security at entrance and inside, cheap drinks, pool tables, rooms, sitting area. Girls will make ways to come and talk to you, dance, flirt and go from there. Rooms are ok. Highly recommended but just don't go and ruin this hidden gem that most guys don't write about here. You're welcome my lads.

    Visiting few other locations on my way out in the next few days. Quick advice is when you're in town, walking these streets in centro and see a tiny starways with lights, music upstairs, don't hesitate to go up. You may end up finding one of the hundreds of no name clubs (some call trash) where you can meet a nice bunda 9 that you can split in half for $15.
    Fantastic report. How is the Realengo neighborhood where Club das Flores is located? I'm always a bit hesitant about heading into areas I know nothing about and I've been nowhere near that area.

  12. #30186

    Bel prazer

    Dude solid recommendation on Nina. She is a damn fire cracker! Bel prazer is essy access building. Walked right to the elevators without going to security ID check like 156 branco rio.

    Asked Nina to select another amgia garota for our duplo session.

    Almost got the forista rate but my gpguia account didn't have up to date reviews there. Still its slightly less expensive than Dudas massage.

    Took Nina to VIPs love motel with ocean views and Panda with pool and stripper pole. Nina is damn fun. Why'all book her time after I leave. Haha.

    My sessions with her and amiga garotas are three hours back to back.

    YMMV your experience may vary, your bel prazer routine may vary, and experience is different. Sharing mine.

  13. #30185

    Thanks

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCritic  [View Original Post]
    Good, detailed report. Useful and actionable information for all members.
    I appreciate all the Kudos. I try to contribute when I can. Rio definitely exceeded my expectations. I'm in town for about 8 more days then going to make plan to come back ASAP to explore other areas near Rio and other states. Few locals told me that I must visit these small towns: Buzios, Arraial do cabo, Angra dos Reis, and Paraty. When I glance at the photos they look like mini paradises. Brazil is such a beautiful country with amazing vibe, culture, music, food. Girls are so nice with GFE makes you want to propose, sleep with a smile LOL. Had a session today DFK BBBJ BBFS, she sucked me dry in 69 and still was trying to drink my blood after I had no milk left. When we finished she offered a massage, then offered to take me out to dinner. I said sure "as friends" and she corrected me "as lovers" why not. Man, but no worries I just play along for the moment and the memories.

    This is a place to consider long-term or a base for sure, especially in these quiet municipal towns. Hands down one of my best trips.

  14. #30184
    Quote Originally Posted by MaddTraveler  [View Original Post]
    I didn't write a full report during my near 3 Months stay here in Rio, but wanted to share one more update on some spots:
    Good, detailed report. Useful and actionable information for all members.

  15. #30183
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCane  [View Original Post]
    Got damn that had to be some banging branca booty hole right there! Nah, there aren't any white girls plying it in Brazil! Not at all! Not ever! Aaahahahaha! Can't wait to get back down there. Well my time is a coming. Big time! Believe this.
    Never did understand the big ass fetish but then again I get criticized for my addiction to big boobs. To each his own.

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