Sao Paulo Reports

[Steve 9696]

Unfortunately, I won't be visiting any clinicas this trip. I had every intention to, but it just won't work out. I'm mainly a night owl monger, which means that I'm often out until the wee hours of the morning. And I'm finding that I just don't have the energy to run around to the clinicas in the daytime. And I've found that my sleeping pattern has changed. I can't seem to get any rest except between 8 am and Noon. I get up, throw some clothes on and have lunch. Then go do any errands like getting money or picking something up from the drugstore. Then I relax and sleep some more in the afternoon before heading out for the next night's fun! I'm really not a big clinica fan anyway. I don't like picking from a lineup or a tablet. For me social interaction with the girls is crucial for having the most fun, and the nightclub scene offers that. The best thing about the clinicas is the low price, but I have a budget that allows me to monger exclusively and comfortably within the "night league". And so it is.

You are totally doing it like I do. Stay out till the wee hours and sleep till noon like you did on summer break in college! Make total use of the night which is the best time.

Last time in Rio I finished with my last girl at 6:10 AM and walked right into the breakfast buffet! This is how to roll.

[Axel Heyst]

Someone ask about costs to fly from Sao Paulo (GRU or CGH) to Rio (GIG or SDU) or Rio to So Paulo.

I booked one way ticket from CGH to SDU Sao Paulo to Rio for $75 usd if booked couple of weeks in advance. The flight is less than one hour wheels up to wheels down. There are flights leaving every fifteen or twenty minutes on this direct route and its return.

Use Google Flights to find a good price point between these four airports.

All good points Tochka. But here is something else to consider and that is the total travel time from your SP hotel to your RJ hotel which is between 4 or 4 1/2 hours counting flight time as wells as uber time from and to your hotel, airport wait time & hotel check in / check out time. In addition, add another 4 1/2 hours for the return flight to SP. IMHO this is too much wasted time for short visits to Brazil. It just does not work for me.

And here is a tip on what one can do if you have 2 weeks or more to spend in Brazil and want to do both towns: book a multi city international flight trip instead of an international round trip. For example, an American Airlines "multi city" flight from MIA to GRU // GIG to MIA costs no more than the AA round trip from MIA to GRU. Just do not include the domestic CGH to SDU flight in your multi city itinerary because if you do AA will charge you a couple hundred bucks for it. Book domestic air travel separately as you suggest and fly the CGH. SDU route.

[The Cane]

Unfortunately, I won't be visiting any clinicas this trip. I had every intention to, but it just won't work out. I'm mainly a night owl monger, which means that I'm often out until the wee hours of the morning. And I'm finding that I just don't have the energy to run around to the clinicas in the daytime. And I've found that my sleeping pattern has changed. I can't seem to get any rest except between 8 am and Noon. I get up, throw some clothes on and have lunch. Then go do any errands like getting money or picking something up from the drugstore. Then I relax and sleep some more in the afternoon before heading out for the next night's fun! I'm really not a big clinica fan anyway. I don't like picking from a lineup or a tablet. For me social interaction with the girls is crucial for having the most fun, and the nightclub scene offers that. The best thing about the clinicas is the low price, but I have a budget that allows me to monger exclusively and comfortably within the "night league". And so it is.

[Axel Heyst]

I am with Steve on this one. RJ has a lot of good things going for it, but 5 days is just not enough time to do justice to both towns. There is too much to see and do. In fact, 5 days is not enough time to cover SP. It is a big city with lots of places / bordellos / girls, & restaurants to check out. You are only going to get a taste in 5 days. So, stick to your original plan and be happy. Don't over think it. Just have a great time and if you like Brazilian girls, and I am sure you will, then come on back for a 2nd, 3rd & 4th helping. And next time you can start where you left off.

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

[Steve 9696]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

That's not a ton of time. If the trip is primarily about girls and you have money then definitely don't leave SP. No point hassling w air travel for an inferior girls buffet. (No debate). But if you want to experience some of the beauty of Brazil then def get some Rio time. SP is indistinguishable from any large city. Rio is a spectacle with Sugar Loaf and Christ the Redeemer etc. So if tourism matters then do both.

[Questner]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

You can count nights and days separately. Rio is the most beautiful natural city of the South America. I would suggest don't leave GRU upon landing and fly into Rio for 2 nights. Spend day time in Rio for tourism. This way you do the nights of 21st and 22nd in Rio. Fly back on Sunday 23rd to Sampa. Your nights in Sampa will be 23 and 24 of March.

[Tochka]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

Checkout the São Paulo hotel forum on places in Moema.

Someone ask about costs to fly from Sao Paulo (GRU or CGH) to Rio (GIG or SDU) or Rio to São Paulo.

I booked one way ticket from CGH to SDU Sao Paulo to Rio for $75 usd if booked couple of weeks in advance. The flight is less than one hour wheels up to wheels down. There are flights leaving every fifteen or twenty minutes on this direct route and its return.

Use Google Flights to find a good price point between these four airports. I book at least two weeks in advance to get the $75 usd or less deal. Most convenient from Moema to Centro is CGH to SDU. Pay extra for the option to change the same day flight time. Unexpectedly two curvy bunda, bleached blonde garotas, are on on their knees slurping away keeping me happy in Panda motel (Rio) or Colonial Palace (São Paulo) we are drinking whiskey, smoking marola, seu Jorge & Filipe Rey on blue tooth speaker, for a couple of hours. Dann going to miss the flight as these two blonde vixens ain't letting up any time soon.

Screw it, bring up the app —boom change the flight to a later departure time —bingo change to another later one. Until last flight out. One time going Rio to São Paulo I was in centro, at Dudas with a fresh newbie. Changed the flight six fucking times, and Panda motel in botofoga changed three times because she was a nonstop sex machine from Monte Carlo.

The same route jumps to $200 usd one way buying within one week or less. The Same route becomes very expensive for last minute booking. Some guy here report to pay nearly $700 usd. Shit for that amount hire a blablacar. Between cities São Paulo and Rio or vice versa it about $100 reais to 200 reais per person, take your favorite Garota along for the ride. The GND types almost never have dinerho to travel. The top tier scandalo garotas can afford to fly back and forth whenever they want no omnibus or blablacar for them.

Now all the above is the easy part.

Using the friggin airlines mobile app to book the ticket is stupid difficult. I stick with brasilian airlines with apps easier to navigate to book and pay for flights. Sometimes flights are canceled or delayed because the incoming one is delayed, chuva in São Paulo. Use a local phone number to receive airline updates, and messages. Not all of the domestic airport and airline staff speak english, when you have some issues with them it can be a hassle to resolve without Portuguese conversation or finding a bilingual staff. Sometimes wish they would wear a pin on the label to indicate bilingual speaking airline counter staff.

[James 006]

I have the same question. I travel on a budget and wonder if someone can recomend a place to stay and not too far from the hunting playground.

Looking to stay at guest friendly hotel or Airbnb for at least a week in moema or vila Mariana. First time visit. Any recommendations?

[The Cane]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

With that small amount of time pick one or the other. Next time stay longer so that you can properly do both.

[TattooedTuna]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

[Tochka]

Tochka thanks for the suggestions. How does one get the forista discount just by having a gpguia account and telling Julia at reception? From what I have read from various reports over here my next plan to SP was to go to Casarao and see if there was a Loira that wanted to stay overnight at my hotel / airbnb for 1000 reais. I do not know if the price is right. Scandallo entry fee is just 200 reais and from the reviews 1 hour or 2 hour fee ranges from 800 to 1800, so compared to Casarao it is a little bit pricier.

Many of the clinics in Moema offer a special discount if you write a report about your visit to the clinic in gpguia.

The site is in Portuguese you can google translate pages to read other guys' reviews of the place about popular garotas.

Pro-tip #1 when contributing a gpguia report always include a brief sentence about the receptionist as being helpful during your visit. Julia is 57 Friends, Carol and In Prime, Dorcas in Miruna, Moah Spa.

All of them are extremely avid readers of gpguia reports to check if you contributed to earning the forista discount or are bullshitters trying to score the discount. I usually tell them my "Nicky" nickname to find the most recent report. They light up seeing their name mentioned in the reports and are the ones to decide if you get the discount or not.

Pro-Tip #2 If you write a report for clinicas de massengen in gpguia there is a field that shows how much you should pay. Valor no tpico: are $ 240.00 you can know the price for an hour or if she does anal.

Protip #3 Casarao try before you buy. Casarao is setup nicely as a try before you buy place. I go for the 30 min 300 reais option with garotas to test run we are compatible and see her body full nude. Some garotas rules, don't touch my hair, don't CIM or deepthroat, others lack IoP or have unexpected "what the hell is that discloursation on her skin " she is hiding with tattos. Ahh oh fuvk I see that herpes pimple on her lips.

Nenem this session is over. I am bolting out of here.

Personally I salute you!! Dudes that go down, licking out, the community puta pussy.

[Blakman]

Looking to stay at guest friendly hotel or Airbnb for at least a week in moema or vila Mariana. First time visit. Any recommendations?

[Tochka]

ID and security.

I am standing with three women now at reception of Andar De Cima love motel are. Arajo, 224 - Centro Histrico de So Paulo, So Paulo. I'm with my brasilian girlfriend, a fucking hot blonde and cute ass morena we picked up along the way. We are going to wear out that morena!!hahah the reception is on the first floor. Take stairs or elevator up to reception. We were at to Love Cabaret next door to see the a cool sex circus show and then Tokio karaoke bar. At each place the garotas and I were ask to hand over their ID documents by security. They garotas gave the phones (cellular) with pictures of the CPF ID. I gave laminated copy of the passport page I carry around as ID. Never ever bring the real US passpor. The brothers at security and reception wouldn't let none of us in without producing an ID document. (shrug) the laminated page was a quick foto check. Some places are using facial recognition to enter office suites. In Andar de Clima the rooms are kinky as fuck with stripper pole. At tokio bar there was a huge long line wrapped around the block to get into tokio rooftop bar. We get a private karaoke suite to sing, dance, party and drink without having a crowd. The. Head over to andar de clima motel for a furious night of hot four way sex.

Dunno. Security was tight in each place we went. If yall have different experiences about showing ID at these place feel free to share.

[KCK12]

That description is Julia at 57. Friends Chanes. She is a doll. Her birthday is coming up. The place is going to be rocking. She speaks very good English and is a good person too. Julia updates the 57 what's up photos to know which garota is on duty or expected to arrive. She is well regarded in gp-guia reports To get the Forista discount which is a good deal.

However, you are right the friggin credit card machine there suck raw eggs. Most places have two machines -this is normal.

They have many fvcking problems with that damn credit card scanner. My credit card works everywhere else except the machine in 57 Friends. And I carry a backup card. Didn't work either. She knows the card machine is quirky because I complained in gpguia reviews about the tap to pay, insert card and swipe card nothing worked. By sheer coincidence one of my credit cards expired. I received a brand spanking new one, newly ordered, never used. That card worked. 🤷127997;8205;9794;65039;.

Scandal is open in the afternoon and evenings. It's Only 20 minutes Uber ride from 57 Friends to the best puta place on earth, Scandallo.

Several Brazilian porno queens show up in 57 Friends for after-work drinks & party. Threesome banging with two Brazilian porno garotas was early on my bucket list.

Those porno Garotas do the three-dicks anal stuff, weirdo toys going into all sorts of places, gagging slurping. I just want the credit card machine to work consistently.

Odd thing about so called brasilian porno queens after making a few big bucks doing a series of porno videos, some are back to slinging their "money maker" at So Paulo Clinica rates.

Tochka thanks for the suggestions. How does one get the forista discount just by having a gpguia account and telling Julia at reception? From what I have read from various reports over here my next plan to SP was to go to Casarao and see if there was a Loira that wanted to stay overnight at my hotel / airbnb for 1000 reais. I do not know if the price is right. Scandallo entry fee is just 200 reais and from the reviews 1 hour or 2 hour fee ranges from 800 to 1800, so compared to Casarao it is a little bit pricier.

[SamaRiding]

The Asians you mentioned are portu speaking Japanese Brazilians or folks coming straight out of China? Very different groups.

Local Portuguese speaking Asians, some Japanese and Chinese ethnicity. In SP, they come in group like a social gathering, maybe easier to tell the family they are hanging out with the guys. You also see them in other boates, scandallo. One thing I like about SP is that Asians blend into the local population, you are not treated as a foreigner until you open your mouth. Kkkkk.