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  1. #9914
    Quote Originally Posted by Eszpresszo  [View Original Post]
    First stop on my first trip to SP was Hotel Metropolis, a love hotel widely favored by GPS and apparently by people who value discretion.

    http://www.metropolishotel.com.br/
    It sounds like you stayed overnight, correct? I know you can book Love Hotels for a few hours. Is it comfortable as an overnight hotel option?

  2. #9913
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCane  [View Original Post]
    And being the butt lover I am, I learned words like "bunda", "bum bum", "popozuda", "see you", and "cuzinha" real, real quick LOL!
    Now I don't know how in the world that came out to be "see you"! I meant to use the Portuguese word for "ass", which is like the Spanish word "culito", but without the "lito" on the end LOL!

  3. #9912

    Masp

    Quote Originally Posted by Eszpresszo  [View Original Post]
    How did you do that? This was the line outside of MASP on Tuesday of last week (see attached photo). Yes, this is what I encountered last week.

    And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.

    Please.
    Free entry to MASP on Tuesdays.

  4. #9911

    MASP took me two to three hours to get through. It has 2 floors.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eszpresszo  [View Original Post]
    How did you do that? This was the line outside of MASP on Tuesday of last week (see attached photo). Yes, this is what I encountered last week.

    And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.

    Please.
    Also if you are over 60 you don't have to stand in that line.

    The majority of the current exhibition is on loan from Chicago.

    I recommend Museu de Arte Contemporanea. 7 floors. http://www.mac.usp.br/mac/. You could split MAC USP into two days.

    I swear I used to fly to Rio grab a garota on Hookers Beach in front of Meia Pataca, go to Monte Carlo in the evening and finish the day at Help. I would have been around 50. Two a day was more common.

    Many guys do 3 and 4 sessions a day at the European FKKs. But at my last session at FKK Shark the worker was complaining that none of the guys can come in a condom after I couldn't and I finished manual.

    These days I am a cancer surgery survivor.

  5. #9910
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBossMan  [View Original Post]
    I went to Yankin. It is located right off the Ana Rosa metro stop. It is actually faster and cheaper to get to Yankin from a Paulista hotel then to get to the places in Bela Vista and Jardins that I have mentioned in earlier reports.

    There was a lineup of around ten garotas. No one stood out for me but the lineup was as good as the one at Sauna House. Here the prices are 120 reals for 30 minutes and I believe 170 reals for an hour. In the room we went straight to sex which is something I do not really enjoy. The garota performed well but when the telephone rang I was done. I paid my 100 reals and decided to go find a massage.

    I knew that Ceci Nova was open and Metro Ana Rosa is stop for both line 1 and line 2. So I headed for Sao Judas on Line 1. Out of the Metro Sao Judas I got my directions mixed up and went the wrong way for awhile. Luckily I saw a sign for Saude which was the stop before Sao Judas and when I turned around I saw a jet taking off from Congonhas airport. It turns out I was even on the wrong side of the street. If you are going to the Planalto Paulista clinicas you want to walk past the Sao Judas church. The other clinicas are Donna and Nara..
    The Kilt Shows is nothing compared what it was 5 years ago. Basically it has lost the wibe of the old castle building.

    I went there with a customer, we arrived there around 10 pm.

    It was a Saturday, but even though the place was empty of customers and maybe 15 girls, none of them caught my eyes.

    The entrance is 80 reais, all consumable, I had a gua de coco, during the time we were there only one strip tease.

    The girl who did the show came to our table asking 500 Reais for half hour, room not included, we decided to leave.

    In my opinion the girls were not better than the ones in Balneario, a cheap brothel next to Casaro.

    If someone needs more details please PM me.

  6. #9909
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBossMan  [View Original Post]
    Culturely Sao Paulo is a bit lacking. I did 4 major museums in about 9 hours total including transit time. So if you are at an age where you don't pop 3 times a day there is excessive down time.
    How did you do that? This was the line outside of MASP on Tuesday of last week (see attached photo). Yes, this is what I encountered last week.

    And at what age can a male actually reliably ejaculate three times each day? Teenagers might like to imagine that they could, if they actually had something to ejaculate into besides their hand.

    Please.
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  7. #9908

    Hotel Review. Hotel Metropolis.

    Quite a while back, I had a decent job with a company called Hotel Reservations Network, which later was renamed Hotels.com and acquired by Interactive Corp, then spun off in a bad merger with Expedia. I left around that time, but I did actually have a job writing the verbiage about the specific hotels on the website. Expect for half a dozen hotels in Vegas, Manhattan and South Beach, I'd never visited any of those places I wrote descriptions of. Occasionally, I get a yen to write a description of a hotel, and the love hotels I recently visited in SP fit the bill.

    First stop on my first trip to SP was Hotel Metropolis, a love hotel widely favored by GPS and apparently by people who value discretion.

    http://www.metropolishotel.com.br/

    Since I had no clue where I should book a room and this seemed to be a good location in Bela Vista, close to the St. Cecilia metro station, it seemed a good place to start. Oddly enough, Booking.com does have a category of "Love Hotels" for SP, and this had a decent rate at $43 including breakfast (though when I got charged at the hotel the price came to $47 on my credit card). Note that Booking didn't bill me for the hotel but took CC information anyways.

    Uber got me there from GRU in 45 minutes of traffic. The entrance is discrete and they have parking behind a gate for those who need to zip in and out discretely. I saw more than one luxury sedan with dark tinted windows enter and leave the garage. First thing I noticed upon entry as I walked inside and up a flight steps was young, attractive lady staring at her celular with an aggravate look. I soon figured out why.

    At around midday on a Friday, all kinds of stray, unaccompanied women were coming and going. I regret not exchanging some contact info, as a few gave me a grin and a cursory greeting. Nobody at check in understood English and at that point I discovered all those Brazilian Portuguese lessons on iTalki did not amount to much. Actually, next to nobody in Brazil speaks English, so its a great place for a language immersion experience. Staff sit in a secure glass booth, and the available rooms are displayed on a small video screen on the counter in front of you. Despite the language barrier, check-in was easy, and the elevator worked okay though it was quite small. A striking, tall negra and I squeezed into it along with a room service cart someone had left inside, taking up half the small elevator, But it made a good excuse for exchanging names and pleasantries.

    I got the WiFi passcode, however I had trouble getting logged on and staying on the network. I barely got a signal if any. I did have data access phone on my T-Mobile and I got a Claro card put in my other phone from a shop in the area of the hotel. However, I was getting a bad signal, and even messages were going out slow. Problem? Yes, cellular signal is bad here and the WiFi is abysmal. That wasn't confirmed until the next day.

    My room was truly a place for a few hours of special time and not much else. There was no closet or clothes rack. So, there won't be much point in unpacking your clothes. There was a table and chairs to eat the nice breakfast they bring to your room. But, who stays overnight here besides misguided people like myself?

    As far as decor, the room was what you would expect at a love hotel. The bed itself was quite comfortable with a console that controlled the AC, TV, radio and the lights. The latter was pretty cool as the colors could be changed and dimmed to your liking. There was cable TV with three porn channels (which I found boring under the circumstances) among others. The standard bathroom however had a whirlpool bath, which was great to soak in after a long flight and waiting for the GPS to answer your zap message. It turned out to be a long wait for naught. Obviously Friday is not a good time to get your choice of GPS. But after hours of no responses, I went out, had some drinks and hung out around the Paroquia Santa Cecilia church, where a percussion ensemble was drawing a sizable crowd of revelers. This is what I came to Brazil for!

    It was only much later when I came in around 11 that I noticed a problem. I'd actually gotten a reply from a certain GP (who I will call Miss Vivi) hours earlier. How could I have missed it? It was late, though and I was tired. I did ping her the next morning and she agreed to show up at 10, shortly after I ate the huge breakfast. She sent me a zap at 10 straight up saying she was running a little late, and less than five minutes later, reception called me and let me know she was here. Good girl!

    https://vivirodriguezsp.wixsite.com/vivideliciagp

    Miss Vivian of the most profound bunda, explained to me that the Wifi at the Metropolis had once been good, but it was in fact all around bad, in more recent history. She agreed that the breakfast was great though, delivered in the foyer of the room, on a shelf that seems to be there for that purpose along. However, she also confirmed the cellular signal was also bad inside. To catch an Uber, I actually had to step outside to connect to their network. In hindight, I have to wonder if telecom issues were the reason I was getting so few or delayed responses from the various GPS I reached out to. Fair warning. Avoid this place if you need a good cell signal or strong WiFi. You may be frustrated as I was. Communications issues aside, Metropolis would be a good place to spend a few hours with someone you pay to be with for a few hours.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Metro 2.jpg‎   Metro 1.jpg‎   Metro Breakfast.jpg‎   Metro Shower.jpg‎   Miss Vivi.jpg‎  


  8. #9907

    Clinica Sunday lineup.

    Quote Originally Posted by AltoBomGosto  [View Original Post]
    As clinics are concerned no big differences are noted between work days and weekends. And more and more clinics are open on Sundays. The cast will be slightly different because a lot of freelancers appear at the clinics so a Sunday visit to the clinic can be very pleasant.

    ABG.
    I definitely agree with that. I actually thought Tangara on Sunday had a great lineup when I went with ABG.

  9. #9906

    Communicating.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBossMan  [View Original Post]
    Your experience may vary as The Cane points out. The Cane and I might just be two characters in Rashomon-like ISG story.
    Big Boss Man, I should point out that when I'm in Brazil, most people (including Brazilian people) think I am from Brazil! Now, that can have good and bad consequences I suppose, but it all usually tends to play out fine. Now when I open my mouth and begin to speak, then they realize that I'm not Brazilian. But, because I speak Spanish well, they will often assume that I must be from some Spanish-speaking country then. Between what Portuguese I know and what English they know, plus throw in my Spanish skills, and that all goes a long, long, long way! I have no problems communicating. And you have good online translators now too, but I rarely ever use them because I've found that I just don't have to in order to get what I want. "Completa", at least in the Rio termas means anal sex is included LOL! "Sexo oral sem camisinha". BBBJ no condom! "Leite na boca". Cum in your mouth! I don't have to be perfect, but between it all, including some key words and phrases here and there, I get the job done! Or rather, my tutes do ha! And being the butt lover I am, I learned words like "bunda", "bum bum", "popozuda", "see you", and "cuzinha" real, real quick LOL!

  10. #9905
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCane  [View Original Post]
    Not true at the puta palaces like Scandallo, Bomboa, Cafe Photo, and Casarao. And a few others too I know because I went to them LOL! So if your point of going out at night is to mix and ngle with the tutes, then no problems as long as you go where they go.
    Beware of this scenario. You walk in the door. They assign an English-speaking waiter to you to explain how the place works. He will help you get your first drink and seat you next to an English-speaking garota. She will have an expectation which you probably should deny. Once you get through the rigamerole than you are free to search the club. Same thing happens in other South American night clubs like Platinum Club in Santiago Chile. It is probably more likely to happen in the higher-end clubs.

    Your experience may vary as The Cane points out. The Cane and I might just be two characters in Rashomon-like ISG story.

    "The Rashomon effect occurs when an event is given contradictory interpretations by the individuals involved. The effect is named after Akira Kurosawa's 1950 film Rashomon, in which a murder is described in four contradictory ways by four witnesses."
    Last edited by Big Boss Man; 04-23-19 at 14:20. Reason: Clarification

  11. #9904

    Clinicas on weekend.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim00  [View Original Post]
    Great tip on the flights. I will keep this in mind when I book my trip.

    I'm still learning Portuguese so I can be "conversational" when I go.
    As clinics are concerned no big differences are noted between work days and weekends. And more and more clinics are open on Sundays. The cast will be slightly different because a lot of freelancers appear at the clinics so a Sunday visit to the clinic can be very pleasant.

    ABG.

  12. #9903
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBossMan  [View Original Post]
    If you don't speak Portugese the hottest garotas will not be available to you because they want to party with the young rich locals.
    Not true at the puta palaces like Scandallo, Bomboa, Cafe Photo, and Casarao. And a few others too I know because I went to them LOL! So if your point of going out at night is to mix and mingle with the tutes, then no problems as long as you go where they go.

  13. #9902

    Drawback to busy nights at clubs

    If you don't speak Portugese the hottest garotas will not be available to you because they want to party with the young rich locals.

  14. #9901

    I don't disagree in the slightest.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCane  [View Original Post]
    I don't know why some people here keep saying this. I just did not find it to be true, especially if you're somebody who likes to play in the "night leagues" like I do. I saw no difference in the clinicas on the weekends (other than not as many are open on Sundays, but that's par the course in many places around the world), and I had great times at the boites on Friday and Saturday nights. I don't want anybody to get the impression that you can't have a rocking good time mongering in Sao Paulo on the weekends, because that's just not true. I'm not saying the weekends are better, but I did not find them to be any worse, except for that not as many places are open on Sundays.
    Yes you can find and purchase sex on the weekend.

    I would just say based on past experience that the vibe in the clubs is lower on the weekends. There are fewer guys and less money is being transacted. For example, you won't see as many table dances at Bomboa because fewer guys are willing to pay for it. So if you are a tourist and it is a one shot deal try to go to the clubs on a weeknight especially a Thursday.

    I also acknowledge that my information may be old. In my prime, Bahamas had the best-looking garotas. Kilt had a different manager. Bomboa did not have the rule that you have to go to a separate location. They had in-house rooms. Now you have to walk out the door.

    Nowadays, the guys on the board seem to prefer Scandallo and Casarao.

  15. #9900

    Abbobora and Enjoy

    Quote Originally Posted by Eszpresszo  [View Original Post]
    One of the best brothels I have stepped into on the continents of Europe, Asia and South America in terms of appearance and quality of girls. Abbobora and the Enjoy Spa were two places that really raised the pole for me. And though Energia in Medellin in really nice in the same respects, its still in Colombia and you get Colombian levels of service, while paying two or three times the typical rate of a Casa Di Cita.

    Carn sarn it Rovnak! You've ruined it for me! I'll never be able to pull the putas baratas off the streets of Boca Chica, Santa Fe or Beach Road again.
    Please tell me more. I was in SP last year and coming back this year and like the more high end experience. I loved Scandallo for example and found Tangara, which ABG raves about, to be a bit too plain for my tastes (putting it nicely)! Abbobora looks right up my alley. Don't know how I missed it. I gather Enjoy is similar? Can you compare / contrast? What is the typical damage?

    Did you do any boates?

    P.S. I love the Scandalo vibe but it is expensive for what you get girlwise. I liked my Casarao hottie equally well. As I tell others Scandalo is about the King of the World experience, not the girl quality per se.

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