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  1. #21183

    Tis the Season to Extort Money

    I have dated several girls from La Zona Norte. I would say approximately 95% of them are nothing but parasite cockroaches, out for one thing. To extort every dime out of me that they can possibly get their hands on. And yes, I have stupidly fallen for a few of them and gotten shafted out of paying their rent, etc. The common theme I have found is that most of them work several gringos at a time to put on the charm, befriend them and then engage in the extortion process. Most of them have no shame whatsoever and will lie, and lie and lie. I find it hilarious that 3 or 4 of them, who had me blocked for most of this year are all of a sudden unblocking me and acting very friendly. Bottom line is that it is the holiday season and they need money for gifts for their kids and their local boyfriends. Hilarious.

  2. #21182
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainSolo  [View Original Post]
    Cocr,

    What would happen when you get sick? Colombia looks like a very poor country, with very poor public services. Do you know enough about their healthcare system, health insurance and the quality of care they can deliver there? Do you think when you have heart attacks or strokes, they can do competent jobs to save your life? A friend just had a triple heart bypass in the US, the bills totaled over $1.2 Mil. You think Colombia will spend that much on you, or even has competent medical providers who can do it?

    In contrary, Tijuana is right next to San Diego with its good healthcare system and many medical facilities staffed with competent professionals. If you are stricken by illness, you can walk, crawl or hire some guys to push your wheelchair across CBP checkpoint and dial 911. An ambulance will be happy to run over quickly, pick you up and deliver you to the right medical facilities, medical care givers will do everything available, including some very expensive procedures, so they can bill your insurance or Medicare. Isn't that sweet?

    You can find decent 2-bedroom apartments in clean, safe areas near the border pretty cheap. Partner up with another guy so you can look out for each other in emergencies. By my estimation you would have plenty money left from your pension every month to spoil your bar sweethearts to death.

    Hope to see you alive in Tijuana than shriveling to death in Colombia. I am not going to comment on the obese, pear-shaped, freakish putas with dead fish pussies in P Lleras, Club La Isla, new Life casa de citas ect who will likely shock you and give you a major heart attack the first week hehe.
    I think it's a risk wherever you go. MEX ain't rich either and only small percent of ICU beds per the population. I would not go bare only depending on whichever country's public healthcare system and would most likely still pay for catastrophic plan. Luckily at age 60 I receive health insurance from the military. For everyone under medicare at age 65 can still qualify for supplemental if living outside USA but need have established residence in USA.

    I have been to Colombia so many times across 6 different cities and have seen the good areas too but yes is a poor latin country.

    A HUGE negative is if go on a pensionado visa in Colombia you get taxed nearly 40% on GLOBAL income!! I just learned that this week. Phuck that ain't paying them 40% on any of my take. Is why some people travel like nomads which I don't care to do. MEX looking better in that aspect. Colombia just fine if have the resources but after thinking through GLOBAL income tax bullshit this week I proly not going there long term.

    Lleras and Gustos very clip jointed. New Life use to be better. My last trip 2 years ago went to some more off the beaten path MPs and found some nice tight bodied finds but had to use my Spanish!

  3. #21181
    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMexicanas  [View Original Post]
    Crossed by foot and it went like this:

    Agent. Where are you going?

    Me. Centro.

    Agent. Just for today?

    Me. Yes (then he waived me through without even checking my passport).

    I got some good exercise via a nice walk to Centro and now it's game time. Can't wait to watch NFL tonight in the Zona.
    How often do you visit Tijuana? When's the last time you've been to Mexicali? Sounds like you and Cap are always in Tijuana.

  4. #21180
    Quote Originally Posted by Penetrador  [View Original Post]
    Why are the India forums so popular? You want to talk about a shithole, I would never go to India.

    Colombia on the other hand is paradise.
    Never would've guessed India to be a popular monger destination. Definitely not a destination on my list.

  5. #21179
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainSolo  [View Original Post]
    MLB's escorts are a bunch of old, lumpy women. A few years back at a party on Revo, MLB presented half a dozen of its women, all huge, overweight, lumpy, unattractive women, a dark woman had a huge belly with 7-month pregnancy, but she was on the call list and ready to go any time. I was disgusted.

    MLB's escorts would rank very low in any commonly-accepted beauty standards. They would never be considered representatives of Mexican women and would never get near any Mexican beauty contest.
    Whenever I'd run into Dennis, I would always tease him about having a chucky line-up.

    But the last two times we ran into each other, he encouraged me to look again at his website. Asserting he had lots of thin girls added to his line-up.

    These recent run-in times were more than a year ago.

    I did look at his MexicoLindoBar website, and, was shocked at how many women were in his agency, way more than 50.

    I thought most of them were too heavy for my tastes, but I did see numerous flaca choices he had to offer.

    A big portion of his ladies back then were on his 8-hour TLN program for $300, which seemed to be the best priced escort deal I ever heard of.

    But I don't hear or read much about escorts, since I am more of a street girl and walker aficionado.

  6. #21178
    Quote Originally Posted by Penetrador  [View Original Post]
    Why are the India forums so popular? You want to talk about a shithole, I would never go to India.

    Colombia on the other hand is paradise.
    Moscow, Parts of Europe, Tijuana, MTY, Mexico City, and add in the beach resorts in Mexico. These places are paradise. Colombia is a dump, with terrible food.

  7. #21177
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCane  [View Original Post]
    Has anybody seen or heard anything from Tomjackin? We're coming up on three months since he last posted anything, which is unusual for him. I always enjoyed his extensive reports covering destinations all over Latin America. And his face / nose in ass pics were always epic funny LOL! Hope all is good with him.
    Nah man but he's one of my favorite posters for the reasons you mentioned.

  8. #21176

    Looking for my wingmen tel #

    Went to Colombia beginning of Dec.

    The first night in Cartagena, I picked up a fairly young Venezuelan hooker near Space Club in the Walled City. She stole my phone with all my contact info in it. She will pay heavy fines throughout her miserable thieving life.

    The first night in Medellin, I picked up a pretty girl at Parque Lleras. She had an extremely offensive dead fish pussy which completely ruined the session. She then very quickly tried to steal things from my luggage. Lucky they did not stela my wallet or my passport, which I would be in even deeper shit! These girls are cold, cunning and hardened professional thieves. The bros are urged to exercise extreme caution. In contrary, I have never had anything stolen from me in Tijuana for 30+ years every weekend, sometimes twice a week. So the probability that Colombian putas will steal from you and harm you greatly, compared to Tijuana girls, is like 100 million to 1. It scares the shit out of me to have that kind of security risks on the road. A few guys in this thread are hot shot statisticians. Check out the math.

    I got my old tel # back but cannot restore my contact list. The bros should back up their phones with the Android app regularly. The guys who go to Tijuana with me are very close friends and lots of fun to be with. We also look out for and support each other. Please send me your tel # so we can maintain contacts.

  9. #21175

    Thursday

    Crossed by foot and it went like this:

    Agent. Where are you going?

    Me. Centro.

    Agent. Just for today?

    Me. Yes (then he waived me through without even checking my passport).

    I got some good exercise via a nice walk to Centro and now it's game time. Can't wait to watch NFL tonight in the Zona.

  10. #21174

    MLB's old, lumpy escorts are a joke

    MLB's escorts are a bunch of old, lumpy women. A few years back at a party on Revo, MLB presented half a dozen of its women, all huge, overweight, lumpy, unattractive women, a dark woman had a huge belly with 7-month pregnancy, but she was on the call list and ready to go any time. I was disgusted.

    MLB's escorts would rank very low in any commonly-accepted beauty standards. They would never be considered representatives of Mexican women and would never get near any Mexican beauty contest.

  11. #21173

    Party in HK, Sat Dec 18 6 PM

    Just got back from 3 weeks in Colombia, Panama, Mexico City, went to HK Wednesday night 7 PM, sat in the middle of the club drinking, watching the strip show, flirting with girls, had around me over 200 sweet, smiling, healthy young girls, lots of new ones, pretty faces, beautiful bodies, beauty-pageant contestant quality, smiling, talking, flirting, seducing, trying to get me to the hotel. There were a lot fewer guys, ratio was about 3 to 1 girls to guys.

    Its very nice to have convenient access to so many good-looking young girls in a fun, entertaining and exciting club without having to spend a lot of money.

    Christmas is coming next weekend. The weather has been unusually cold this year, dropping down to 40 F at night. Street girls were shivering in the cold, legs shaking, faces turned ashen. The puta business is depressed. Lots of girls in bars and on streets are desperate to make extra incomes for the holiday. Most would fly home in the afternoon of Thursday Dec 23.

    A few guys will meet and party in Hong Kong on Dec 18 m, starting 6 PM. We will likely have a table on the balcony. Look for me wearing a large white Panama hat I bought just for this purpose. Come by, say Hi and have some fun with the bros.

  12. #21172

    Tomjackin?

    Has anybody seen or heard anything from Tomjackin? We're coming up on three months since he last posted anything, which is unusual for him. I always enjoyed his extensive reports covering destinations all over Latin America. And his face / nose in ass pics were always epic funny LOL! Hope all is good with him.

  13. #21171

    So where are the high-end girls?

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainSolo  [View Original Post]
    Dickus,

    My wingman worked on Tinder dates, he said it did not work in MDE. He got a couple girls in CTG but they were heavy pudgy with big ass, not attractive to me.

    So where are the high-end girls?

    I actually liked the young fresh, pretty girls behind the Iglesia de Vera Cruz. They looked very attractive, had no problems with stinky pussies or bad attitudes.
    On this board they would be 7's if at a club or on the streets. Try SA if you are serious.

  14. #21170
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainSolo  [View Original Post]
    Cocr,

    What would happen when you get sick? Colombia looks like a very poor country, with very poor public services. Do you know enough about their healthcare system, health insurance and the quality of care they can deliver there? Do you think when you have heart attacks or strokes, they can do competent jobs to save your life? A friend just had a triple heart bypass in the US, the bills totaled over $1.2 Mil. You think Colombia will spend that much on you, or even has competent medical providers who can do it?

    In contrary, Tijuana is right next to San Diego with its good healthcare system and many medical facilities staffed with competent professionals. If you are stricken by illness, you can walk, crawl or hire some guys to push your wheelchair across CBP checkpoint and dial 911. An ambulance will be happy to run over quickly, pick you up and deliver you to the right medical facilities, medical care givers will do everything available, including some very expensive procedures, so they can bill your insurance or Medicare. Isn't that sweet?

    You can find decent 2-bedroom apartments in clean, safe areas near the border pretty cheap. Partner up with another guy so you can look out for each other in emergencies. By my estimation you would have plenty money left from your pension every month to spoil your bar sweethearts to death..
    Why are the India forums so popular? You want to talk about a shithole, I would never go to India.

    Colombia on the other hand is paradise.

  15. #21169

    Incoming

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCane  [View Original Post]
    To be honest, over the years I have read many of your posts, and I feel like you've always had a very strong bias towards Tijuana . . . I've been there to Tijuana too, and overall was not impressed with it as a mongering . . . There other places I strongly prefer, especially my two favorites of Brazil and Germany. . . I find it interesting that you chose to place your report here versus posting it in the respective South American threads. Had you done so, you probably would have drawn lots of incoming fire from the bros who frequent those destinations regularly to monger.
    The Captain was posting in the appropriate threads througout his trip, didin't cause too much of a firestorm. He was posting here because people on this thread were asking his opinions in light of his trip. Most people generally understand that what thrills one person won't do the same for another, including my favorite destination. I much prefer Colombia because of the numerous Venezuelans there, the Venezuelans have a look that I absolutely go for. Yet I appreciate Tijuana for what it has to offer as well, especially living so close to it most of the year.

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