Sosua Reports

[Oakie]

Tinder is not the best way to find girls, flat out. I've never used it there and had dynamite chicks. Put your money where your mouth is and post some pics. Since you've been on here you've picked little arguments with multiple vets when you don't know the place at all. You were here once after the crackdown, and never even spoke about the beach. You also contradict yourself as well saying you had so many great options and then had a bad time there. It's like a spoiled little elementary child telling the teacher how to run the class. The laughable conundrum is that you keep posting here without any knowledge and when the girls are obviously not your flavor.

I've fucked all over most of the civilized world, and never used (a) a dating service, (b) an Agency, (c) a pimp or mamasan deal and (d) rarely a condom. That sounds like going to a lot of trouble as potential photoshop shit and bait and switch. By necessity I've used AMP's, but never in Sosua. One look at the chica greeting me at the top of the stairs, is often enough for be to say, Bye, next time! LOL.

Aside from a couple of crab episodes, back in the day, never picked up anything more than a sore dick from too much fucking.

As Nsugan says, I consider a vetting chat part of foreplay! A chance to see if she gives me that old familiar ache in the groin! LOL.

I can find my own chicas, thank you very much. And especially here, of all places, Sosua! I'm not interested in dealing with anything else besides the chica I choose!

The only App I'd be lost without is by beloved WhatsApp!

[Oakie]

Just by years of observation for the properties that are both for daily rental and sale. Anyone can take a look at similar properties in the same condo or villas complex etc.

You are correct, Sir!

In a former life, I ran a Land Acquisition Management Company consulting to Government Agencies and Utility Corporations. So I have more than a dabbling acquaintance with valuations and negotiations. I was considered an "Expert Witness", in many Compensation Board Hearings on the subject, which is why I laugh at my critics here who call my posts rubbish and nonsense. They just don't know any better, bless them!

But your post reminded me that my approach to finding the optimal (for me) place to live, and the best way (for me) to acquire the things I consider essential to a healthy mental and physical lifestyle, like good sex and good relationships, is born of that background.

There are briefly only 3 ways of valuing real estate.

1 Market Approach. (Comparable Sales Approach), for standard properties.

2. Development Approach, for non standard. Cost of replicating a similar property, discounted for functional obsolescence, of the subject property.

2 Income Approach, for property primarily for investment.

Adjusted for functional obsolescence, and buyer / seller motivation, Does he have to buy / unload for unusual pressing personal reasons?

This valuation method is easily applied to any situation in life, even pussy. If you are familiar with the market, you don't have to compile a detailed Report, it comes naturally.

That's where the little pre chat over a drink becomes worthwhile, you will know what she is worth to you! Saves disappointment, rip offs, and other unwanted outcomes.

Trust me on this!

[IronQuinn]

"Skinny Vennies" LOL.

Yes, Tinder is the best way to find chicks. I don't know why this hurts you deep in the soul, but it does. And I'm not the only one here saying this too.

Bailee's chicks are meh for the most part. And a lot of them are the same chicas day in and day out, at least when I was there.

I'm hanging out here just because I find the conversation entertaining. And it becomes even more entertaining when I see people get upset at me for harmless comments lmao.

Tinder is not the best way to find girls, flat out. I've never used it there and had dynamite chicks. Put your money where your mouth is and post some pics. Since you've been on here you've picked little arguments with multiple vets when you don't know the place at all. You were here once after the crackdown, and never even spoke about the beach. You also contradict yourself as well saying you had so many great options and then had a bad time there. It's like a spoiled little elementary child telling the teacher how to run the class. The laughable conundrum is that you keep posting here without any knowledge and when the girls are obviously not your flavor.

[Questner]

Why is that your rule of thumb? What if it is a place that has not been rented before?

Just by years of observation for the properties that are both for daily rental and sale. Anyone can take a look at similar properties in the same condo or villas complex etc.

[Nsugen]

The picture of a guy taking a birthday cake and a $30 dollar gift to a street massage parlor hoe, is stuck in my mind. LOL.

Especially from a guy who balks at offering his plumber a bottle of water, and who flamed me for buying a proper coffee pot for my GF's place where I used to spend weekends.

Bro, who are you talking about?

[Nsugen]

Tinder in Sosua? Sure, if you like falling for filtered, fish-eyed lens, and touched up pics. Here's an even easier method, just walk outside to see them in person. Bailey's is ass-central, and since you like skinny Vennies, it's no wonder you didn't like it. You should make that clear before you say it's "better". They're just not your type. I'm curious as to why you're hanging out in this thread when it seems like Bogota or Meddy would be more your flavor?

"Skinny Vennies" LOL.

Yes, Tinder is the best way to find chicks. I don't know why this hurts you deep in the soul, but it does. And I'm not the only one here saying this too.

Bailee's chicks are meh for the most part. And a lot of them are the same chicas day in and day out, at least when I was there.

I'm hanging out here just because I find the conversation entertaining. And it becomes even more entertaining when I see people get upset at me for harmless comments lmao.

[IronQuinn]

Tinder is definitely the easiest way to find women there. My phone wouldn't stop blowing with people liking me on Tinder. For one brief weekend, I understood what it felt like to be an average American girl on Tinder lol

Also, it seemed like the chicas on Tinder were better than the chicas at Bailee's in terms of looks. Just be aware that some of them are using older pictures, so a quick video call to verify them may be necessary. Then again, the one girl that I saw who surprised me with older pictures ended up being my best lay during the whole trip. So maybe it's better to roll the dice lmao.

One Tinder girl I do kinda regret not seeing was this one smoking chick who clearly appeared in quite a few rap videos as "twerking hoe #4". But we couldn't find time to make love during my weekend there.

Tinder in Sosua? Sure, if you like falling for filtered, fish-eyed lens, and touched up pics. Here's an even easier method, just walk outside to see them in person. Bailey's is ass-central, and since you like skinny Vennies, it's no wonder you didn't like it. You should make that clear before you say it's "better". They're just not your type. I'm curious as to why you're hanging out in this thread when it seems like Bogota or Meddy would be more your flavor?

[Triple Darknes]

Generally Tinder is really all you need. Get the shortest subscription you can set it to Tinder passport and you're off to the races Get the IG or What's app facetime call and you're good when you land.

If you really want to go crazy get Bumble and Hinge and follow any pretty lady with the #Sosua on Instagram and facebook you can friend or follow them and even call them through the app facetime them ansd you're good.

Frankly this will get you way more women than you can handle.

I'the still say avoid Sosua on principle of them even messing with the mongering game but if you don't care about that or going anyway just use the apps and get the standard snappi nappi rappi Big Butt delivery service going like a dyed in the wool sex pat.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Nsugen]

Tinder is definitely the easiest way to find women there. My phone wouldn't stop blowing with people liking me on Tinder. For one brief weekend, I understood what it felt like to be an average American girl on Tinder lol

Also, it seemed like the chicas on Tinder were better than the chicas at Bailee's in terms of looks. Just be aware that some of them are using older pictures, so a quick video call to verify them may be necessary. Then again, the one girl that I saw who surprised me with older pictures ended up being my best lay during the whole trip. So maybe it's better to roll the dice lmao.

One Tinder girl I do kinda regret not seeing was this one smoking chick who clearly appeared in quite a few rap videos as "twerking hoe #4". But we couldn't find time to make love during my weekend there.

[Oakie]

The picture of a guy taking a birthday cake and a $30 dollar gift to a street massage parlor hoe, is stuck in my mind. LOL.

Especially from a guy who balks at offering his plumber a bottle of water, and who flamed me for buying a proper coffee pot for my GF's place where I used to spend weekends.

[Triple Darknes]

There are some really good nuggets in this post. I hope all of you take a minute and read it entirely. As I mentioned in previous posts, the game in the Su has changed radically in the past 4-5 years as the talent has mostly migrated online rather than going to the bars every night. As I see it, it's basic economics. The girls were hitting the bars for a "maybe"; now they use various online sites for more of a sure thing. Saves time, bus fare, and babysitting costs as the majority have babies at home, much too young to leave alone. I rarely go to Bailey's anymore unless for a quick drink or a burger. I will sometimes walk the strip for the same purposes; however, since migrating my activities online, I haven't pulled a SG in years. The younger, hotter, better talent is online.

NR.

Exactly the double booking made me cancel the other girl so she's supposed to come early today. First chick came over because it was a reccomendation I was skeptical but she turned out to be a sensational lay and to go futher the other chick who is coming today was a former stripper that I have to negotiate to get her to fuck for standard expat prices, she tried to play that horly rate nonsense and I told her the date ends when I say it ends same thing with the price I'll cover transportation but the fee is the fee take it of leave it and again she's taking it.

I generally do a couple of girls a week depending on new finds and friends of friends, any expat has the same story and other than tempting a tourist it means nothing. The tourist is expecting to sportfuck and have a parade of putas to pick from again the days of them being outside outside of the beaches is slim they'll be in the aforementioned Baliees, Blue Ice Classicos and the Casinos.

Other than that it's all digital deliveries.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Nite_Runner]

To answer the question YES!

The issue is if you're expecting a pleatora of Pussy paraded for your perusal that's changed. If you want or absolutely need that then go elsewhere.

This is a forum but not Penthouse Forum. No one not even the biggest sosua critics is saying that there's no women or you can't get laid.

People might quibble over prices service and quality but not availability

Frankly I'd say don't go simply because the town was built on Prostitution and even demonizing mongers is a problem for me. But it is convenient and one of the easiest places to procure purchased pussy on the planet so if that works for you do go.

However expecting to get your rocks off to fantasy forum fiction is funny.

Bottom line is guys getting laid sure but only one way to find out for sure. I could bragg about the two different girls that are coming today at different times (double booked again) but I'm an exapt so I'm getting the standard cook clean and cooch from actual house cleaners not hoes per se.

If you Come to Cali for cooch your results may vary.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

There are some really good nuggets in this post. I hope all of you take a minute and read it entirely. As I mentioned in previous posts, the game in the Su has changed radically in the past 4-5 years as the talent has mostly migrated online rather than going to the bars every night. As I see it, it's basic economics. The girls were hitting the bars for a "maybe"; now they use various online sites for more of a sure thing. Saves time, bus fare, and babysitting costs as the majority have babies at home, much too young to leave alone. I rarely go to Bailey's anymore unless for a quick drink or a burger. I will sometimes walk the strip for the same purposes; however, since migrating my activities online, I haven't pulled a SG in years. The younger, hotter, better talent is online.

NR.

[Nsugen]

Want to know how much to pay? Here is my rule of thumb for Sos. Take a daily rental price and multiply it by 1000. Example, the condo rents for $50 per day, so the purchase price is around $50,000.

A better rule of thumb is to check online for listed prices and negotiate from there.

https://www.bluesailrealty.com/city/sosua/

https://www.realtor.com/internationa...lata?sort=date+desc.

https://coralbayrealestate.com/sosua-real-estate/

And nobody's pushing any real estate here lmao

[Mr Enternational]

Want to know how much to pay? Here is my rule of thumb for Sos. Take a daily rental price and multiply it by 1000. Example, the condo rents for $50 per day, so the purchase price is around $50,000.

Why is that your rule of thumb? What if it is a place that has not been rented before?

[Mr Enternational]

You said it yourself, no? Despite having lived in multiple mongering locations yourself, the service / quality of sex hasn't gotten better for you. That's usually a red flag.

No I did not say that. That is why I said point to the post where I said it. How is it a red flag? Sex is sex. If you have a girlfriend, do you think the quality of sex with her is going to be better 3 years down the road because you got married? Sex is not going to be better on the basis of you living somewhere. If that was the case you would be having the best sex ever right in the city where you live instead of going to Sosua to do it.

I have been living in Thailand for 17 years. I am neither nor do I desire to fuck the same chicks I was fucking 18 years ago before I was living here because sex with those chicks may have gotten better. It is the same pussy they had between their legs as back then. I am not an ageist, but women age like vinegar, not like fine wine.

Sex is a little bit more personal than fixing a broken sink, no?

Maybe it is to you, but not to someone whose job it is to have sex. If the plumber came over to fix a clogged toilet and had to put his hand in a bowl of your floating turds that would not flush, you do not think that would be personal? So do you buy a drink for the person who is operating on you and try to make them feel comfortable? There is nothing more personal than that. Maybe I should have done that before those 2 doctors took my dick and balls in their hands to cut my vas diferens. But it was their job. The have picked up and cut on the dicks of thousands of guys. For them it is mundane. Same as it is mundane for hookers to have sex with tricks.

Be nicer to people. That's all I'm saying. I give my maids water and chit-chat with them for a bit. Sometimes, they stay 20 minutes longer than I booked them for to ensure my house is spic-and-span. Last year, I gave all the baristas at my Starbucks gift cards. They return the favor now by giving me a free drink every other day.

You get further in life if you treat people nice.

I am 54 years old. I have gotten just about as far in life as I will get. What makes you think I am not nice to people? Someone does not need to be a person I have intentions of fucking in order for me to be nice to them. Girl just came in town last week to work at a massage shop that I go to. Tuesday she sent me a message saying it is her birthday. I know she does not have any friends or family in town so within 40 minutes of her telling me that I went and bought her a $15 cake and gifted her $30 and took it to her job. Just because I do not buy a hooker a drink, does not mean I am not nice to people. I do not need any favors to be returned.