Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

A sure way to have putas squirt in your face.

[Rambo1969]

I stayed at Cascadas and visited HK Apr. 5-8.

I noticed the crowd on Friday night was big / busy as I expected around 10 pm. It did pickup more by 11 pm but I felt crowd was a little smaller than my last visit in October.

The meseros / staff in the new part of the club are much much more agressive about selling fichas. They whip out a booklet of ficha tickets the minute you start talking to a girl. Too aggressive.

Big / fat guy was there in the early evening hours of Friday surrounded by a dozen gals, feeding the gals and staff, etc. He was gone before 11 pm.

Many of the gals seem to be more willing to offer 1 HR service for $100 - so length of service time is easier to negotiate. I stuck to my gal Karumi for all my sessions except the first one when she was not available. DM me if you want more info about why I like Karumy so much.

I noticed Fannie at the corner near food carts near Ibiza lost all he covid weight so I had her the first night.

Overall my visit to Tijuana was awesome. As before. Now I am back in Silicon Valley and my sexless life in USA.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Damn would have to piss the next 3 hours not randy for the sexo LOL.

[PochoMonger]

Good to know as I've bought the bucket for $100, but didn't get VIP room included. Chica just sat with me until they were finished. They prefer the $30 little wine bottles, but would be cool to get VIP room. The chica was getting a little crazy for their standards, but perfectly normal in USA Strip clubs and they kept trying to get me into the VIP room for like $20 some dollars.

You can get a bucket with 6 beers and drink it in the private dance booth, but you get 30 minutes. VIP room is better for 1 hour if you buy the 10 beers bucket. I only do that if I'm not feeling like going to the room that night, just spend time and talk to a nice girl. You can do the same in the booth / VIP like in a privado dance, just maybe tip $1 for the groping.

[BrotherMouzone]

If you buy just a regular $10 ficha tequila shot it's going to be crap. If the girl really wants a shot she'll order something more expensive but most guys won't pay for that. I remember a girl ordered a $50 shot and it wasn't watered down. Like someone else mentioned the easiest thing to do would be just buy a bottle and give a shot to the girl every once in awhile as long as you are buying her regular ficha beers.

One of the girls I mess with regularly just asks me to buy tequilla shots as if I'm going to drink them and just pass them to her instead. It comes out cheaper that way and the drinks are much stronger. She doesn't care too much about the number of actual ficha shots I buy her since I take her arriba anyway.

[KBToys]

The VIP rooms cost $100/ HR and you get a bucket of 10 beers included, you do not need to keep drinking the beers and the mesero will leave you alone, he will come back from time to time to check everything is ok, if she girl does not finish the beers and the 1 hour time is up then the mesero takes the beers outside to a table and your time with the girl keeps going until she finishes the beers or you say goodbye to her, saves you a lot from tips but you need to be sure you want the girl, so buying just 1 ficha before using the VIP room is a wise move.

Good to know as I've bought the bucket for $100, but didn't get VIP room included. Chica just sat with me until they were finished. They prefer the $30 little wine bottles, but would be cool to get VIP room. The chica was getting a little crazy for their standards, but perfectly normal in USA Strip clubs and they kept trying to get me into the VIP room for like $20 some dollars.

[PochoMonger]

Does anyone have experience in the VIP lap dance room? A mesoros told me it was $100/ HR. Would I have to keep buying drinks for the girl?

The VIP rooms cost $100/ HR and you get a bucket of 10 beers included, you do not need to keep drinking the beers and the mesero will leave you alone, he will come back from time to time to check everything is ok, if she girl does not finish the beers and the 1 hour time is up then the mesero takes the beers outside to a table and your time with the girl keeps going until she finishes the beers or you say goodbye to her, saves you a lot from tips but you need to be sure you want the girl, so buying just 1 ficha before using the VIP room is a wise move.

[Captain Solo]

Got in Tijuana Sunday about 3 PM. After 2 weeks of cold rainy storms, the weather was sunny, dry, warm, very nice to have fun with hot girls in Tijuana red light district.

RAW CLAM COCTELE LUNCH.

Sat on Rizo's balcony, had lunch raw clam coctele from the cart, washed down with Bohemia beers, smoked a little, watched HK girls getting in to work. It's a lot more pleasurable than dining indoors. Mexico's raw seafood is fresh and delish. I have been eating them every week for 20 years, never had problems, recommend you try it.

Smoking ban in bars is a serious impediment to having fun. When will bars bribe Tijuana health department enough to let us lit up? I don't feel like drinking in bars without a little smoke, not annoying or harming anyone. The putas are taking cig breaks outside the bars, cutting into their time to sell fichas.

Went in HK with the bros. Obiwan has a special relationship with HK's management with full diplomatic immunity, so we were drinking $1 beers all night in HK and Tropical. We settled in the huge table in front of the TV, drinking, flirting with hot girls, best spot in HK within views and touches of strippers and all hot sexy girl fluttering around. Man, I drank way too much, got a big buzz. Fortunately Jabba the Butt stayed home to repair his dead dick so HK was fully functioning, all sexy and fun.

HK TALENTS.

Talents were fairly good for Sunday afternoon. Hot girls were just hanging out, not selling, looking desperate. Tall, slim blonde Ashley has been dumped by narco Steroid Bob, came back spread out in a booth in Chavelas. She probably tried to steal from his stash of meth and cash, got beat up then thrown out, may be. I was looking for bruises on her skinny frame and light skin but did not find any, hehe.

Fatima used to work the street, missing before CoVid, came back to work in HK in her tight dress. She's a country girl, does not know how to dress and make up, smells way too sweaty like just returning from a full day toiling in the sun, totally turns me off, but my wingman was in love with he, brought her into HK, sat with her, bought her non ficha drinks all night. HK cannot stop you from bringing any female into the club. Bring your favorite street girls in and have fun with them, would be a lot sexier, more fun and hell cheaper hehe. I wish Kenya is still in Tijuana, one of the prettiest, sweetest, nicest, classiest girls in Mexico. I could drink with her and kiss her pretty mouth all night.

Cici / Bonnie came back working in HK, looking way too skinny, run down like a goth. Her independent escort business must be slow. She lost a lot of weight, likely heavily into meth. She would quickly disappear after the sessions to hit the pipe.

Love Money brought 2 very hot spinners to the table, drinking, groping them. He was disappointed that they both wanted $150-200 basic sessions with many upcharges, so he got rid of both. He found another hot girl for a $100 half hour session.

R2 D2 found a Tropical girl 2-hour CFS for $100. He can get his dick to salute Putin but can never pop without screwing BB for 1 hour or more. Damn problem drives him ape shit every week. I suggested he buy a $500 PFE doll to solve his problem and fill his need, but he's pig headed and has been resisting, buying $100 BB sessions for hours with a few regulars.

I found a new young slim, very pretty spinner, Jay de Guadalajara, smiling pretty, sweet and innocent, sat drinking with her. She wanted $120. Obiwan countered $100 for 2 pops but she declined. She looked very young and pretty in HK's artsy lighting, but when she went outside smoking, she looked a bit older, still very good–looking with a fun sweet smile, so I got her tel for future visit in GDL.

Cielo stripped and came by to say Hello,. She's huge, older and flabby, but Papaya has a thing for her.

Hot spinner Shalia de Cuiliacan was stripping. She's one of the hottest stripper in HK, very popular. Offered her a cerveza after. She looked very beautiful but was hot and sweaty after her strip routine, smelling very sweaty, so I had to let her go take a shower. I can never get aroused by ugly, smelly girls. They would just destroy my sex drive. Got Shalia's tel for vacation in Mazatlan.

Chicago and TROPICAL.

Adelita was still closed. Went to Chicago, did not find any girl worth taking, but the mesera was flrtsy. She's a little thick but still better looking than the rest of Chicago's crew. Bought her a drink. She confirmed she would go to hotel and fuck like rabbit, promised very hot, freaky sessions, hinting BBBJ, BBFS and anal. She lives in Tijuana so is avail year round and open to OTC dating. After groping her chunky torso and droopy boobs, decided the little head would not cooperate, got her tel for a wingman who prefers BBFS thick girls and left her.

Went to Tropical with wingmen, drank lots of $1 Bohemias Rojas, watch the strip show, played with the sweaty strippers. Came back to HK to find Jay but did not find her. Will save money for the trip to Guadalajara with wingman this month.

Drove back by midnight. I hate sleeping overnight in a tiny, windowless hotel room in Tijuana, just too much wasted dead time, then have to deal with heavy day time traffic the next day, wasting a lot of precious time. I would fill all my needs for food, booze, sex, fun, excitement, entertainment ect quickly within 6 to 8 hours in Tijuana, then drive home about midnight with no traffic.

The pedestrian line stretched past the foot bridge, very unusual at midnight, took wingmen about 20 minutes to cross. Had a night full of sexy encounters with hot young girls and fun with wingmen. Will be down again this weekend after Easter Sunday.

[Dogers69]

Does anyone have experience in the VIP lap dance room? A mesoros told me it was $100/ HR. Would I have to keep buying drinks for the girl?

My 1st visit to mexixo was supposed to be to walk I to Tijuana 10 am, see this Hong Kong place people speak of, and have a beer. Instead inwas having sex in the lap dance room by noon. . The room is closet sized. You don't want to be in there more then 10 minutes. Your going to have to have a plan for it to be any fun. Its not like a usa lap dance where the girls gona dance on you for 10 minutes. If you give anyone $100 to use this room every maseros gona be trying to get $$ from you. "Oh hes rich. Hey buddy you have to buy bucket beers too" "hey buddy I'm the lap danc e attendant my tip better be 5 times bigger from you than the 10 minute dance tips I expect". The girl, even for ten minutes, will start out with "lets go have sex upstairs in hotel papi". This will be repeated every 27 seconds during the lap dance, with obvious anger from her that you still want a lap dance. Most will be terrible lap dances. Like some will be dead fish don't touch me. I had sex with 1 but I paid her $60 that was 8 yrs ago. I had one 5 months ago blow job I only have her 8 dollars because I was annoyed the vip guy made us do the lap dance after she was kissing me during the beer I bought her. I should gave her more and would of but I did t see her again despite going to hk for 30 minutes another 25 times the next 3 months. But anyway you don't want an hour, you need to know why your going in the lap dance room, and basically pay her at the beginning so that she's not depressed that she's giving you a lap dance instead of making $120 to have sex in the hotel.

[Jwon3239]

Does anyone have experience in the VIP lap dance room? A mesoros told me it was $100/ HR. Would I have to keep buying drinks for the girl?

[Sol12]

I bought two shots, one for myself and one for the girl. Mine had tequila in it, but the girls had water. When the mesoros brought the two shots over he forgot which one actually had tequila in it and had to hold both the shot glasses up to check the coloring. In this case is it even worth arguing to get the girl an actual shot? I don't speak Spanish, and when I ordered the shots the girl said something to the meseros. It's possible she was telling him to give water.

If you buy just a regular $10 ficha tequila shot it's going to be crap. If the girl really wants a shot she'll order something more expensive but most guys won't pay for that. I remember a girl ordered a $50 shot and it wasn't watered down. Like someone else mentioned the easiest thing to do would be just buy a bottle and give a shot to the girl every once in awhile as long as you are buying her regular ficha beers.

[Dogers69]

I bought two shots, one for myself and one for the girl. Mine had tequila in it, but the girls had water. When the mesoros brought the two shots over he forgot which one actually had tequila in it and had to hold both the shot glasses up to check the coloring. In this case is it even worth arguing to get the girl an actual shot? I don't speak Spanish, and when I ordered the shots the girl said something to the meseros. It's possible she was telling him to give water.

I would say yes that's what she told him. There are some girls who want some alcohol. Some. Can be a lot fun with some alcohol and the next week not drinking they are not fun at all.

[AllAboutAss]

Just tell them your leaving or just say you want another girl. Don't be rude about it, just tell them you want another girl. They'll respect that. If they don't, their not worth your time and they don't respect you.

I have to drive 2 hours to go there and go through the hassle of walking and waiting for the hk bus. It's such a hassle, not going to waste my time and money on girls I don't want.

I forgot to mention, I would have more trouble turning down a normal girl after a drink versus a working girl.

If it was a normal girl, it would be more sentimental that if she stays with you, she probably likes you or just using you for free meals, who knows.

It is very dangerous in Tijuana, I mean just look at the place, in spite of how many murders you actually witnessed and what you've heard.

I'm not risking my life going over there to be with girls I don't like or tip girls I don't go there to see.

Furthermore, everyone there from the meseros to the taxis, the girls; everyone is trying to net as much money off you as possible and rip you off if they can as well.

A good heart just does not work here.

On a separate note, I did end up at Chicago a few Fridays ago and paid $100 for 10 beers and sat with my sweetheart for like 3 hours. I counted.

That meseros walked by me a few times after the 2nd hour, looked at us that we were so cute together and left us alone hehe.

I need to remember this guys face and name next time, oh man.

I didn't get a BJ or DATY as I normally do in those booths, but I loved her company and she gives me fantastic service.

I have porked girls at tables in all of those bars hehe.

Maybe this should go on the Chicago forum but yeah.

[MikeyVee123]

I bought two shots, one for myself and one for the girl. Mine had tequila in it, but the girls had water. When the mesoros brought the two shots over he forgot which one actually had tequila in it and had to hold both the shot glasses up to check the coloring. In this case is it even worth arguing to get the girl an actual shot? I don't speak Spanish, and when I ordered the shots the girl said something to the meseros. It's possible she was telling him to give water.

The girlie shots are always like that, super watered down. There's alcohol, but very little. Sometimes I will order one for myself and slip it to her on the sly. Also sometimes if you have a bottle they will just come by and ask if they can make themselves a drink. Not sit with you as if you had bought them a ficha, just make a drink and move on.

[PochoMonger]

I visited HK club for the first time a couple days ago.

1. I noticed that some of the drinks I bought for the girls had no booze in them and were pretty much just water with some coloring, even though the mesoros said it had booze. I figured this out by tasting them. Also sometimes the shots I bought were clearly water (no smell).

2. Is it worth buying a beer bucket if drinking a lot of beers? Are the girls allowed to drink beers from the bucket? Seems more economical.

3. What do you usually say to politely ask a girl to leave after buying one drink and not being interested?

Mostly the tequilas shot are watered down, if you buy beers probably those are not watered but depends on the girl who orders, I once taste a what they call a chila caliente and it was like soda, most of the girls don't want to get drunk or the bar doesn't want a hundred girls drunk every night.

I would buy the bucket if I already liked the girl after 1 beer, so you would save the tip each time the mesero brings a beer. Also you would get 1 hour in the VIP room where you can touch and kiss the girl.

When I want a girl to leave I just say. Nice meeting you, I will talk to you in another occasion. Thank you.

They understand that you are saying goodbye but also being polite and direct without losing your warm touch.