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  1. #21678

    Best BBBJ by Ukrainian.

    To cut the story short, If anyone of you want to experience the best BBBJ by Ukrainian (I had 2 fuck and 2 BBBJ with CIM, BBBJ for approx 25 minutes similar to BJ bar in BKK).

    In Jules, After you entrance, you will find the Ukrainian group straight ahead. Look for the shorter / gorgeous face or ask for Oaksana.

    Good body / Excellent service from a Ukrainian.

  2. #21677

    Jules.

    I was in Jules last week (17th), DJ was off that day, I was relaxing with whiskey and enjoying the music and having some fun with the Ukrainians who were desperate to come with me for 1500 bill.

    Happen to meet a buddy from San Jose, after some business discussion, I came to know that he had already pre-ordered a working Filipino who joined the party promptly at 11 PM. The best part is he offered me couple of photos to select and it was damn good not a regular WG type.

    But with the drinks / music (already took a Filipino a day before) politely refused the offer as had fixed my prey on a Cambodian girl.

    She was one of the prettiest girl in the entire crowd with slightly dark wheatish flavor and very good sense of dressing, an after initial chat we agreed on 1000 until 9 AM.

    Back in the room, the services was thumbs up.

    Sad part is I completely forgot to ask for the working Filipinos source from the buddy I met.

  3. #21676

    Johnny got horny.

    After some bar-hopping, went back to my room and reached out to my old contact (Viet). Good figure with the-cup and she always give a amazing BBBJ. She arrived at 2 PM started with an excellent BBBJ approx 20 minutes. As I was drunk / horny started with doggy, missionary, cowboy, reverse cowboy. Many positions with climax in CIM.

    Best part is she will not bargain much, paid 600 and disposed the asset.

    Before leaving she gave good news that one of her friend would be arriving the next day in DXB and it would be her first trip, I booked her for the next day and happened to be another day in paradise.

    If anyone interested, ping me will share the digits.

  4. #21675

    Premier League

    Sorry, this is a week old report.

    Stayed in Arjan Rotana, it is GREEN with ID. Went to premier (on Monday night), at 11 PM WG outweighed customers, spotted couple of beauties in the Arab corner and one was extreme stunner from Algeria, negotiated for 1500 and went back to the room.

    Back in the room after a short drink there goes the 1st shot, executed all positions, including the one on the table (luckily the table was kinda you shaped), perfect standing position.

    After the 1st round, baby went to sleep, never expected this. And finally got to complete the round 2 in the morning.

    As per my experience, premier is loaded with lazy goose, as I had other interesting nights.

  5. #21674
    PG69, your inbox is full.

    Quote Originally Posted by Poonhound69  [View Original Post]
    Hedonist,

    Thanks for sharing the funny chat. Glad you had a decent experience. Repeat customers get a much better experience. Make some effort to learn some of the language and change the atmosphere. I dont get mechanical experiences.

    Handy hints.

    1) I catch the houses early when they have just been formed or when they have just moved, so they are low traffic.

    This is relatively easy to do if you keep loose tabs on them online. I visit only early in the day when I have a good chance of being first.

    2) I either bring a 15 dirham bedsheet (which I leave with the girl for next time) or I fuck standing up.

    3) I have soap, towels and bottled water in my gym bag, as theirs is quite often scalding in the bathroom.

    4) Korean is always chinese. Thai is thai or viet. Philipina is usually Indonesian unless old and fat. Currently I stick to exclusively viet joints as they are young, pretty and not jaded.

    5) I insist on showers before for all. I have never been refused

    6) Maintain a party atmosphere with music, dancing, joking and snacks.

    7) I only fuck under 25 slim booby girls with pretty faces and big smiles.

    8) Frequently repeat a girl and add a second.

    9) I negotiate brutally with the house but always give the girl a small tip. Most of their customers don't tip. Large tips have been counterproductive.

    10) In case of mattress on the floor joints, I kick the manager out of his bed and take his room.

    The other hints I shared on PM.

  6. #21673

    Afternoon-early evening pickup joints.

    Greetings DXB folks,

    Beside Panorama (now closed? And TGIT Astoria are there any other afternoon / early evening pick up joints?

    Any pointers would be appreciated.

    Thanks.

  7. #21672

    Viet Safari

    Hedonist,

    Thanks for sharing the funny chat. Glad you had a decent experience. Repeat customers get a much better experience. Make some effort to learn some of the language and change the atmosphere. I dont get mechanical experiences.

    Handy hints.

    1) I catch the houses early when they have just been formed or when they have just moved, so they are low traffic.

    This is relatively easy to do if you keep loose tabs on them online. I visit only early in the day when I have a good chance of being first.

    2) I either bring a 15 dirham bedsheet (which I leave with the girl for next time) or I fuck standing up.

    3) I have soap, towels and bottled water in my gym bag, as theirs is quite often scalding in the bathroom.

    4) Korean is always chinese. Thai is thai or viet. Philipina is usually Indonesian unless old and fat. Currently I stick to exclusively viet joints as they are young, pretty and not jaded.

    5) I insist on showers before for all. I have never been refused

    6) Maintain a party atmosphere with music, dancing, joking and snacks.

    7) I only fuck under 25 slim booby girls with pretty faces and big smiles.

    8) Frequently repeat a girl and add a second.

    9) I negotiate brutally with the house but always give the girl a small tip. Most of their customers don't tip. Large tips have been counterproductive.

    10) In case of mattress on the floor joints, I kick the manager out of his bed and take his room.

    The other hints I shared on PM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hedonist  [View Original Post]
    PH69, thanks for the pointers. I managed to find one of those Chines / Vietnamese houses. An Asian chat software has been useful to find contacts. Picked one that was a bit pricier (in Vietnamese *****house standards) but had considerably more beautiful girls. This particular one was in Deira.

    Language barrier can be a good thing sometimes. Here is an excerpt from my chat session with the pimp:


    Me: Many places offer 200 dhr per hour. I hate negotiating for pussy but will you accept 300? 400 is too much.

    Pimp: Sorry. Cannot.

    Me: How about 350?

    Pimp: 500 last. 2 hours.

    Me: OK. I come.

    This was second most seedy experience in my mongering career. Most seedy was in Phnom Penh. In short, from the building to the sheets everything was dirty. All of the girls were quite doable and cheerful despite their awful living conditions. I picked a girl who claimed to be Korean and later figured out that she is Chinese. Second girl was Thai.

    Service was alright but sort of mechanical with both girls. Cannot blame them. I was their fourth customer and it was only 3 pm.

    If you just need to want to dump your cum into a relatively beautiful girl and don't care about GFE, hygene, etc then these houses could be a relatively cheap option. If you are gourmet, you better skip.

  8. #21671
    Quote Originally Posted by Golfer12  [View Original Post]
    What a brilliant report. Needs to be in the archives of Reports of Distinction. As much for style and wit as for content. The above comment was priceless!

    Have fun be safe.

    Cheers.
    Thanks, Golfer. High praise from you. Look forward to the next visit and more ribald tales of lusty adventure and cookies.

  9. #21670
    Quote Originally Posted by Grondig77  [View Original Post]
    Mainly frequent AMPS myself, but having just read your tour of duty, I might venture out a bit more.

    Surprised at the lowish ratings for Filipina MILF A. Defo one I might repeat a session again with.

    Gron.
    Thanks, G.

    Absolutely nothing bad to say about Ms. A, the Filipina Princess of PSE. She is a high-quality catch. My scoring tends to be a bit lower than some. After 35 years in the game, sampling everything from back alley Korean grannies to out of work film actresses, takes a bit to hit either end of the scale for me.

    I give her a strong recommend.

  10. #21669
    I always took you as the gentleman farmer type.

    So the Filipina roommates.

    Chatted them both up a bit. They were a little downcast, as most of the gents at the club had a lass or two on their arms already.

    Story from each was they worked at a beauty shop and were all off the next day (Sunday). Only had two days a month off, so tried to make the most of it. Lot's of 'I love to go to the (Dubai) mall. The food court is so good. I love to go shopping and to movies. If only I had someone to take me. ".

    I think either would have been happy to become Mrs. Korvet for the evening, but their big Nigerian friend 'marked' me first and was pretty strident in claiming her prize.

    As it was. Ms. Nigeria was on me like a Kardashian and cake factory, grabbing my hand with a GI Joe Kung Fu grip, and brushing her ample bosom / belly against every part of my body from my shoulders to calves. In all honesty, had I partaken in alcohol her charms might have held me and I would have had to eaten my left arm off to escape on the morning. As it was, I told her that I had recently eaten some camel, had to make an explosive deposit in the water closet, and would she mind waiting for a moment. Once out of the room I paid a body double to pretend to be Korvet and escape out a side door. Not sure what ever happened to the lad.

    In all events, and applying my highly-developed monger analytical skills, suspect they were ordinary girls down for a little light freelance action: we'll have fun tonight, tomorrow you buy me some KFC and 799 AED in cosmetics and shoes.

    Cheaper than a chicken farm and might have considered one of the Filipinas (they were both 20 somethings and 6's or so). Was not sure I'd make it out of Ms. Nigeria's clutches, especially after experiencing Korvet's manly charms.

    Quote Originally Posted by Poonhound69  [View Original Post]
    Excellent report Korvet.

    If you want to split the investment my offer to provide poultry and eggs to her chicken farm still stands.

    Couldn't find an appropriate euphemism about nail farms so won't be lending a hand.

    Did you hit on the fair filipina roommates at all? Birds of a feather and all.

    When you both go on that camel ride, please ask her to leave the strapon at home.

    Enjoy the burqas and Hit me up on your way back.

    -pH.

  11. #21668
    PH69, thanks for the pointers. I managed to find one of those Chines / Vietnamese houses. An Asian chat software has been useful to find contacts. Picked one that was a bit pricier (in Vietnamese *****house standards) but had considerably more beautiful girls. This particular one was in Deira.

    Language barrier can be a good thing sometimes. Here is an excerpt from my chat session with the pimp:

    Me: Hi!

    Pimp: Hi, we have 12 lady from Thailand, Korea, Japan, Indonesia. Price 400 dirhams / hour. Which country you from?

    Me: I am from.

    Pimp: Ok, you come now.

    Me: Is there valet parking in your hotel?

    Pimp: No hotel. Come here (map attached) and call me ok.

    Me: I think 400 is too much. What is the price if I take 2 hours?

    Pimp: 700 dhr last.

    Me: Many places offer 200 dhr per hour. I hate negotiating for pussy but will you accept 300? 400 is too much.

    Pimp: Sorry. Cannot.

    Me: How about 350?

    Pimp: 500 last. 2 hours.

    Me: OK. I come.

    This was second most seedy experience in my mongering career. Most seedy was in Phnom Penh. In short, from the building to the sheets everything was dirty. All of the girls were quite doable and cheerful despite their awful living conditions. I picked a girl who claimed to be Korean and later figured out that she is Chinese. Second girl was Thai.

    Service was alright but sort of mechanical with both girls. Cannot blame them. I was their fourth customer and it was only 3 pm.

    If you just need to want to dump your cum into a relatively beautiful girl and don't care about GFE, hygene, etc then these houses could be a relatively cheap option. If you are gourmet, you better skip.
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  12. #21667

    Outstanding read Mr Korvet

    Mainly frequent AMPS myself, but having just read your tour of duty, I might venture out a bit more.

    Surprised at the lowish ratings for Filipina MILF A. Defo one I might repeat a session again with.

    Gron.

  13. #21666
    Quote Originally Posted by Golfer12  [View Original Post]
    LOL. Thanks for the advice. Hopefully not based on personal experience!

    Please check PM.
    No but a friend was caught in Dubai with a double headed dildo and a large rabbit vibe which was taken from his bag in full view and held up by the customs men. He said was for his wife (which was true partially) but alas was not allowed to keep it. So he borrowed my bag of tricks as did his wife who was always up for threesomes and group sex with like minded boring people LOL.

    Will wait your PM.

  14. #21665

    Lohan

    I saw in the news that Lindsey Lohan is living in Dubai. How much you want to bet she's working as a high end escort?

    Where does a guy go to find chicks like that here, because I'd love to live out a fantasy of mine with her in that slutty Santa costume from Mean Girls? I'm guessing you need to know some very special phone numbers, or have friends in high places that can get you into some very private clubs.

  15. #21664
    Quote Originally Posted by WickedRoger  [View Original Post]
    And don't say " for my personal use" as they may make you show how or ask you to go to the office and they can use on you to prove it is personal LOL.
    LOL. Thanks for the advice. Hopefully not based on personal experience!

    Please check PM.

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