Dubai Reports

[Piper1]

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Quote: from Sporadic on 9:13 pm on Jan. 18, 2006
There are probably folks out there who know me who wish they did not!

Piper: Yeah, I'm one of them pal. I still haven't forgiven you for the whipping cream incident.

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Quote: from Sporadic on 9:13 pm on Jan. 18, 2006
As for bumping into [a flamer]; why not? It would be a scientific curiosity to see an example of sentient, bipedal human excrement.
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Compulsive flamers/internet bullies are a funny breed. I've mentioned before, and most people would know from their own experience, that these guys tend to compensate for their physical, social or emotional inadequacies by internet bullying. I'd bet if you met someone like this they would be completely different in real life.

In Dubai, I think I've met six members over four years. All nice guys except five of them. Ironically, in my first two hours in Bangkok, I met seven BKK members in two different bars. Including one who has been banned for over-the-top flaming, and two who post absolutely wild kick-ass "Don Juan-meets Anjelina Jolie on heat" adventures. You just wouldn't pick the guys. All normal looking and acting, and probably very different from the image we build up from their posts.

[Octalgon]

(Btw, I'll be at York and Rockafellas from 2000 18 JAN until ~0100 19 JAN, wearing black pants, blue sleeved gray shirt, and tan army desert boots, shaved head, black eyeglasses, if anyone from the forum is interested in having a drink)

Last week, I went to York, Rockafellas, and for the first time, Cyclone. This was on the first day they had music (Wednesday?)

York, Rockafellas were both ok. Saw a great looking blonde at York, didn't go up to her (stupid...).

Took a cab to cyclone, mostly because I was curious. AED 100 no drinks to get in.

Three acceptable girls in the whole place, but failed on the interaction test, at least verbally. One, wearing business attire, seemed attached to some guys wearing "Wrecklers" jackets (some football team?). Very into her, and spoke briefly, asked if she was here with anyone (wasn't sure), she said "for business", but wouldn't talk any more.

A short CIS girl wearing long sleeved t-shirt and baggy friends, by the bar overlooking the dance floor. Also more than acceptable, but when I went to buy a drink over top of her, and visibly tip the bartender 20 AED, was happy, but couldn't make any sort of conversation. Watched her wave off a couple other guys too.

Went outside, and observed "parkin lot pimping". I hadn't expected this! Ended up seeing very few acceptable targets, though, although some interesting traffic accidents. Damn africans were even more persistent than when policed inside clubs.

Met a girl with interesting henna tattoos on hands; thought about how that would look as she gave me an HJ. Sold. Asked for AED 1000, went down to AED 500 quickly.

Got back to the 4pts, no problems (waved to security guy, I stay here a lot, never brought a girl back). Got her to room, turned down lights (she said she was shy, but looking at pics, more that she was less attractive in decent lighting).

Sex a few times, was ok. Did the "you take too long!" after 30 minutes, but whatever. Was happy to see her go at the end, but it's like that with almost any girl.

Took 10 photos (no face) with 50mm f/1.4; the correct lens for prostitute photography, indeed.

[Mickey Rooney]

Piper responds: Hey! Just look for the 6'3" Brad Pitt look-alike, lots of muscle, exuding an air of confidence, flicking his long mane back, walking with an easy strut, girls dripping off each arm ... Then tell him he owes Piper 13DH for the happy-hour Heineken.

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Is that Rimmer of Red Dwarf describing himself ?

;-]

[Mickey Rooney]

Day 2 was too tired to really try anything out

Day 3 Here goes.

On my return from IBN BATUTA I could not resist the car driving it self to the Rattle Snake (sorry not the Snake Pit as mentioned in my previous report, although it does resemble a snake pit down town China Town).

Once inside, greeted by a sea of Chinese faces (to be expected) The ‘no thank you, not tonight dear’ does seem to work. Used a couple of times with the engaging Chinese girls at the door, soon I was left well alone to listen to the band and pick a target at leisure.

Three Kazakhstan girls Tania, Tania and Nadia (8,6,4) joined me near a table. We got talking, they were whining about the yellow sea before them. One of them had a bee in her bonnet and could not stop complaining…Although would have been interested to take one of them out of their misery, decided just to chat. A beer later I left them to it and connected with a super tall dark haired Tajikistani lady – Aieda – I had been making contact for 1 hour before for her to come over, but she would not budge. I took the plunge, said my good byes to the three girls and headed across the room.

Opening 1000 by her for LT, Responded with my customary 300 opening position. 500 by her, tried the move negotiations to 400 + 100 bonus. She would not have it. Used the car trick (see earlier post) but still she insisted on 500. I guess I lost the negotiations to first mover syndrome. If she had come to me may be it would have been different - supply side preasure and all that lark. lHey I guess reading the FRs, 500 is the going rate for CIS, although she had a face more like a Chinese face. Anyway ran the gauntlet home at 0200, Showered, two shots before the morning, drove her home at 1000. Experience… so so.. It my first with a taller woman (and I am 1.82cm. The bed was full, arms and legs everywhere)

So far I have had experience mongering since Nov 2005:

Chinese girl – grade C – been here for a while – looks 6 – cost 500 – hey this was my first time!
Romanian girl – grade D– been here for a while – looks 5 – cost 300 slow night 3am pick up.
Chinese 2 girls at the same time – A+ one girl new to town the other been here for a while – cost 400 for both!
Chinese girl – grade B – see recent FR
Tajikistan girl – grade C – this FR.

All in all, IMHO if you are looking for more bang for buck (not taking looks into account) you are better off with Chinese, (very sad to say that, as I am worried about the greater economy being invaded by them…. They are doing it in all industries, from Bras, to Jeans, From Electronics to Hooky DVDs, Soon they will rule the world).

Although the Chinese may be more mechanical, they do genuinely try to please, and the after cum service is faultless… they even take care of the filled bag and tidy up all the tissue paper as they go along. With the European / CIS girls, you are left to do it on your own – or at least I have been left to my own devises.

Again, as someone else said, each to his own…. But after two experiences with non Chinese I think it is not worth it. After all, if the place is tight, warm wet and willing and she has good attitude, then I would be happy with a 6, no need to go for the 9.

Any chance I could try that Moroccan Piper?…. Are we meeting tonight? Trip postponed for a week due to general strike.

[Austin 27]

Maybe - I'm color-blind, so most hair looks brown to me. She was young (maybe 20), short, chubby baby-face (verging on Chinese face), nice bod, great rack, long hair, good English, cutesy attitude. Wearing a straight peasant skirt and high boots, and kept doing the rounds. Got her number?

Not the one I saw to be sure...I'd remember someone like that. If I do come across her I'll be sure to keep her number to myself....hahahaha.

There was one older one in the York, likely on the better side of 40 but in really good shape - looks more like a well kept mama san though.

[Strollguy]

Hi fellows,

On my short visit to dxb I check out the scene. I stay in Deira and like to explore a city on foot, so the triangle was a bit far for me. The only place I could remeber was the garage. I first walked into an Indian Club at the end of the alley. A strange experience, but not knowing anything about the scene I thought this was it. But after one beer I did realize the mistake and moved over to the neighbouring bar. Very silent when I arrived (mo 1030) but after a while some wg s. I did like the atmosphere of the place, and had expected a much creepier place. If this is the lower side of the marked, ... curious. I ended up inviting a very nice petite Chinese girl to a drink. The main drawback being the very limited English she spoke. But we took of to my place and had a wonderfull time. And no asking for pay first. Nothing seemed to be a problem. Well, I paid rather well (400). That may have helped. But it turned out to be another 100 to get into the hotel :-(. And a lot of talking for the reception to accept here passport copy. They insisted on the original, that she didnt have with here. It was a very GFE experience. And she was very cooperative in the action. Seemed to enjoy it hereself too.

In a few day I may check out another place. But I would rather not go to my hotel anymore. Any suggestions on how to go about this?

By the way: For travelers to dxb with a permanent internet connection at home: If you arrange so that you can connect to that (I use gotomypc.com) you can serve the net without any restrictions.

[11Bravo]

Jeff6077, Per 143: 2 members, what different results. Just shows you the WIDE range of possibilities.

I decided the use my first night to check out the Snake Pit

I'm thinking this is the Rattlesnake at the Metropolitan Hotel? Or someplace else?

Hooked up with another Chinese couple – (5) and (6) talked to (6) and offered 250aed – Hell I had to pay 50 at the door, not my fault! After the usual protracted Aglochinese negotiations, agreed 250 + 50 performance bonus + morning drop off (i.e. no taxi for them to pay) I hear of sieames twins, but not Chinese twins… why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls?

Well, she could have said the SAME thing, having to pay 50 dhs to enter while other female nationalities get in free. Not HER fault.

But you certainly, as Sporadic said, held the price inflation in check. The morning ride home offer is very effective in inking the deal. I'll do it if she lives in Bur Dubai. For Diera, I'll take her to a taxi stand and give her 30 dhs.

And will 2nd Sporadic's comments: it's taking care of their own while providing security (both physical and financial [next time, the situation may be reversed]) for themselves.

Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.

Sometimes, you just can't win. Depending on the LE situation, girls will not like hanging around outside...

Speaking of not winning:

Next went to york only place I remembered from the board (after the shock of lost baggage forgot everything I read from board)

What could be easier than CITY?

But brought back memories of 1st time I was here: The ONLY bar I'd heard of was Cyclone. But I could not remember "Cyclone"; only knew the bar began with a "C". I was asking where Carousel was, unsuccessfully, believe it or not . ISG (back then, wsg) blocked. Googling for dubai gave too many hits; for dubai + pros*i*u*tion just produced blocked sites. Next time (maybe it stills works), trying googling alt.newsgroups (there's an OLD concept), now called google groups (maybe it'll be blocked if you have to go via google.ae).

Or, you could always write it down...

If anyone willing to help me please mail to [Email Address deleted by Admin].

Well, when things go bad... they do go REALLY bad. Look on the bright side: your next visit couldn't be worse. And I'll bet you remember some other club names... along with your hand-carry.

[RedBaron2]

Hi fellow members!

Will be in town from Thursday and will be around in the most common venues.

I would be pleased to offer a drink to any of you, but I do not have the forum badge/pin someone was thinking of, as well I am too serious to wear my underwear over my trousers...
I might have a checked red short sleeves shirt instead... but what if you ask the wrong person? At your risk!

If you want to setup a meeting, of course you can PM me.
(hope the JAP works!)

Cheers, Red

[11Bravo]

Up at Seaview last night for the 1st set. Band is back, but bass player maybe 50%. One thing about Dxb: sick leave? Alien concept. For 3 or more days, the employer REQUIRES a doctor's PERMISSION slip.

Sparse, both in punters and wg's. 5 chinese when I arrived at 10. By 11, several africans had drifted in.

Of course, the one I was looking for, Miss Sun Dress, was not there. Who could blame her? Damn COLD out tonight; 1st time in a LONG time I missed a jacket. Also, as usual when I was looking for her, Miss Dancing Kirgie not there.

But 2 were there on my to-do list: 2 SISTERS (of course it never works out like you imagine). Cute, with a pseudo-friendly, pro feel. The older one was the one who tried to piggyback on her "junior" roommate's appointment with me last week. Given I'd turned her down, she did not come over.

Later on, her sister did. Asked me where my "friend" (Miss T) was. Didn't want to step on any toes. Thought about it, especially given the buyer's market, but they just didn't quite make it over the "go" threshold.

However, even in a sparse environment, IF I'd had a STRONG desire, there were a couple there who could certainly satisfy it.

[Piper1]

Hey Piper,

I was at the York on Friday, was the cute Kyrgy you mentioned the one with light brown hair?

Maybe - I'm color-blind, so most hair looks brown to me. She was young (maybe 20), short, chubby baby-face (verging on Chinese face), nice bod, great rack, long hair, good English, cutesy attitude. Wearing a straight peasant skirt and high boots, and kept doing the rounds. Got her number?

[Piper1]

Quote Jeff6077: Wondering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!

Quote Sporadic: Dead easy, think of Mr. Bean crossed with Dame Edith.

Piper responds: Hey! Just look for the 6'3" Brad Pitt look-alike, lots of muscle, exuding an air of confidence, flicking his long mane back, walking with an easy strut, girls dripping off each arm ... Then tell him he owes Piper 13DH for the happy-hour Heineken.

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Jeff6077- bad luck, good negotiation, great report. And have fun in Dhaka - more pics of the cute S please.
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Had one of those moments today - I saw a female member logged onto ISG yesterday with the same unusual real-life name as one of Miss Wildcat's friends. She was viewing Dubai photos.

Miss W's friend has seen the boudoir in real life, and indeed has slept there with us, platonically of course. This morning she called Miss Wildcat for the first time in months and said she wanted to visit her. Double Gulp. She visited Miss W, nothing happened. All a coincidence, I concluded.

[Sporadic]

Azertyuk

Wandering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!

Dead easy, think of Mr. Bean crossed with Dame Edith.

Yep you guest it she is on the red rags... Doh! …. I covered all bases during the initial exchange but forgot to ask about this one.

Never even crossed my mind, the vast majority either abstain for a couple days or do the patented WG "super tampon stuff and wash routine." several have reported that the punter is never even aware of her "condition" when this is done with alacrity and skill.

why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls?

Sharing the rice bowl, sorority, safety in numbers, call it what you will.

Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.

The trick here is to order up your car, then step into the dowstairs bar and have a quick beverage while they bring it round.

It would appear that you have found the answer to DXB price inflation, well done.

[Mickey Rooney]

Mongerers, First time posting here in Dubai. Became a batchular for 4 days before my trip out to Dhaka, thought to share my first night home alone.

I decided the use my first night to check out the Snake Pit, a short drive away. I arrived expecting (due to recent news events) the joint to be deserted / quite in more ways than one. Despite the unfortunate death of yet another couple of Sheiks (I am guessing more to come as far a field as Egypt and Oman as they are all of the same age group placed by you know who. – so brace your selves for more flags flying at half masks – not in the trouser division!!)

Anyways this is not the place for airing this type of view point so back to the real issue of my first FR -

The place was heaving! The band was on and disco music to be heard at the taxi rank! No sooner I was united with my beer at 2230, than a lovely Chinese girl (6) came to talk Pitched in at 700aed. I suggested more like 300 for LT at my place, she responded with 500 and I remained at 300. She tried to sell a double act, but taking a fellow mongers (not sure if it was Piper1 or 11Bravo) advice on this board, I declined.

We agreed to think about our positions and they walked away. No great loss, the night was young. Soon I was chatting to another fellow countrywoman who insisted that I open the bidding. Guess what – 300. She wanted 400 and agreed to leave with me for 300. Admittedly she was a (4) but who cares in the dark? She is warm and has a pulse I reasoned!

Now for the gauntlet home! I live on a compound with live in maid – so I sympathise with Steve Dubai and the logistical challenge of getting home unnoticed. Luckily the maid has a room that is outside the main house boundaries, but is close to the garage. Try to explain to a Chinese WG that she needs to duck in her seat as we enter the compound then the garage… hummm.

Anyways managed to get the lady home and into the guest bed room. I was then expecting the automatic undress routine. It did not happen. So thinking that at last I met a woman what actually understands the needs of a man wanting to unwrap his present slooowwlyy.

‘You pay now’ Eh? ‘you pay now’ no dear later…. But then again, I thought this through, why not I reasoned, we are home safe and ready to get on with it, so if she has the cash in the bag then performance may be less distracted. So I wired 300 stright to her bag.

Now back to my present, I start to open it on the bed, and then I am hit with it!

‘no fuck… suck only …. Okay?’ Eh? What Da Fuck… 300 and no fuck what is going on?!

Yep you guest it she is on the red rags... Doh! …. I covered all bases during the initial exchange but forgot to ask about this one. Doh! Now I know why she accepted 300 so easily AND asked for it upfront. Quickly and firmly I ask her to get dressed, demand a FULL refund and run the gauntlet of leaving home… Hoo humm What a night and it is only 2320!

In my negotiations I always use ‘In the morning, I will drop you home’ line. That way I maintain full control of the exit strategy, no need for taxies and kerb side waiting time in front of neighbours. 2330 I am off to town with a bleeding Chinese lady in the passenger seat heading towards the York office. Thought to stop of at the Regis. Busy, Loud, lots of toty, but no WG that I could spot. Perhaps the radar was jammed by the earlier experience.

Arrived at the York – now for some premeditation. Decided allow hotel staff to park the car so there is no risk of the walk of shame! Entered York 50aed to enter – What? This is not turning out to be my night. The place was packed with all sorts. Smokey and noisy, immediately grabbed by two Chinese girls, told them to give me space as I needed to have a look around. Had a coke this time (of the liquid gaseous type – no to drugs and drive) and did a cruse. Wandering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!

Hooked up with another Chinese couple – (5) and (6) talked to (6) and offered 250aed – Hell I had to pay 50 at the door, not my fault! After the usual protracted Aglochinese negotiations, agreed 250 + 50 performance bonus + morning drop off (i.e. no taxi for them to pay) I hear of sieames twins, but not Chinese twins… why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls? Even after the deal was done (6) asked one more time about taking yet another (4) to bed with us.

Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.

Arrived home, usual stuff, duck, open garage, enter home with lights out. Safe! No mention on Money transfer. Slow start, lovely experience, two unloads and one hour later it was time for bed 0400! Up at 0800 for one more round then run the gauntlet 0900 of the home. Here timing is everything as it is daylight. Out heading back you York for the drop off. I was reminded by her that she needs payment – as if I had forgotten, In fact I was searching for a cash machine that was not near the house / flat of any one I know. Gave her the 300, whist she was on the phone. When she hung up, she said ‘thank you’ with a BIG smile. That sort of thing made my morning…. The thank you was really genuine…

So fellow Ms despite there being another official moraning period, the bars atleast are in full swing.

Now for tonight. What will it hold? Not sure, shall I or shall I save my self for Dhaka? Hum, lets see, having to go to IBN BATUTA, may swing by the Snake pit again but avoiding the bleeding chinees this time.

[Per 143]

Thnx for the info Kosmos. Hopefully I will have a good trip based on the info here. I don't have any direct contacts but the places mentioned here shud be a good start.

Finally made into Dubai after flight delays and checked in to fourpoints sheraton (left a report of hotel costs and comments on internet connection in hotel infor thread). My day started very crappy as I forgot my cabin baggage at baggage claim and had to waste almost half a day on it in my 2 day trip. Anyway by gods help found my baggague and continued my hoe's search from 2: 00. I was tired by then walking in airport and thought of getting a massage. So called couple of people in local times paper and got into a chinese/korean apt with 5 - 6 women to choose. The best chic in that is 6/10. Picked her up and had good 2 hour session with fs. Next went to york only place I remembered from the board (after the shock of lost baggage forgot everything I read from board) and near to 4 points (hotel charging 80 per day extra for internet: () and have seen only chinese but not able to spot any CIS. And after seeing the way it is going I think it is impossible for me to get a cis in one remaining day of trip. So please if anyone from board can give me any contacts of CIS I will appreciate that. As I said before I can meet you guys anywhere near sheraton 4 points if anyone interested. Please please please. I have taked internet connection for only one hour so I can check only regular mail from york /internet cafe. If anyone willing to help me please mail to [Email Address deleted by Admin].

Thnx a bunch

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[Austin 27]

Hey Piper,

I was at the York on Friday, was the cute Kyrgy you mentioned the one with light brown hair?