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  1. #12372
    Quote Originally Posted by HDN2015  [View Original Post]
    At the moment Artemis does not look like the place for having good delivery services at fair price.

    I have the feelings the golden Era is behind us.

    Like a good capitalist, I'll relocate my activities in BCN. The business is still affordable.

    I'll keep following up this thread.
    Golden era of Artemis was 2009 to 2015 ish, then after that it was down hill as far as the line up, but in summer 2019, the line up was back up to my surprise! Then pandemic hit in Feb, 2020! Now is 2022 slowly waking up from the darkness of the pandemic, let us see what Kennan can do! But raising the price both for service and entry without stunner young line up and the service is completely out of order! It is the most expensive FKK and line up or service is not good? Artemis should try to be globe of Germany with that new price!

  2. #12371

    More Fun Monkey Business

    Very early days on this newest monkeypox thing, but it is now also in Berlin. Just another reason to wait. https://berlinspectator.com/2022/05/...ason-to-panic/.

    Usual suspects will say, tiny number of cases, mostly due to unprotected sex (maybe - aerosol spread not ruled out), somewhat treatable, etc. We just do not know where this is going. All still too new, also in EU and USA. Just needs watching. But large sex club surely perfect way to ramp this up.

    All Covid numbers (cases, hospitalisations) this week finally coming down but still way above where they were this time last year. What people do with their dicks and money up to them. But we locals want to keep Berlin healing from 2 very rough years. Urge all to wait a bit.

  3. #12370

    Inflation

    At the moment Artemis does not look like the place for having good delivery services at fair price.

    I have the feelings the golden Era is behind us.

    Like a good capitalist, I'll relocate my activities in BCN. The business is still affordable.

    I'll keep following up this thread.

  4. #12369
    Quote Originally Posted by Pharisaer  [View Original Post]
    I'll check it & report back.
    Checked it some days ago. Sry, there's no reduced entrance fee except pensioners and cabdrivers discount Sunday / Monday. Maybe some misunderstanding.

  5. #12368

    The warnings were true but it was still fun

    I'm with DoneDeal.

    First visit to any FKK and a newbie punter.

    I will concede that the warnings are correct. Went on a weekday and around 8 pm it was fairly quiet. As the night progressed it got busier but the ratio got worse and was probably 3:1 men: women. Three quarters of the women were not fuckable even for free. I think they must have been more plastic than human. All true.

    But. For a newbie who has never had anything like this, it was really fun. Naked and barely clothed women everywhere, some sitting at the bar, some approaching you and competing for your money.

    Had some Bulgarian chick whose name I don't even remember. After I decided to go with her, she moved my hands to her tits and ass and so I was walking through the bar and then up the stairs with my hands up her panties. Felt quite cheeky. Despite no attempt at bargaining on my part, she acted with lots of enthusiasm and 70 euros later I got to do everything I wanted except for fingerbanging.

    Second chick was Lena, a cute German girl next door type. Great blowjob and deep throating with cum on tits. 90 euros.

    Jetlag kicked in, so after a few more drinks I called it a night.

    The sex was pretty good, a few of the girls were pretty good. But the whole thing is more than the sum of its parts. It's all so easy and served on a platter for you. Maybe for seasoned punters who've been to the other FKKs Artemis is no fun, but to a first timer, hanging around a bar with naked women everywhere will take a while to get old.

    Day 2 I tried to go to Agentur Liberty and got there too late. So the long hours are another plus for Artemis.

  6. #12367
    Quote Originally Posted by Pharisaer  [View Original Post]
    At RockyV: Thanks for your great report!

    Everytime I see her, I've got the feeling to grab her. But unfortunately she doesn't give BBBJ. Anybody's got other experiences?

    Insist the driver to turn the meter on. - If you don't like to pick a cab in front of the house, walk to Westkreuz station (no guarantee to pick one!) or stop one on Ku'damm. Usually the cabs cruise up and down Ku'damm and they'll make a uturn at Halensee station.

    As forecasted: she's back.
    If it is around mid night, why not take train back? I usually stay in charlottenberg or savigny platz, so it is only one or two stops away and train in Berlin even at midnight is perfectly safe! I do all my Berlin trip by train beside the taxi ride when I arrive and leave to the airport due to luggage issue! Frankfurt is more kind for train for luggage issue if you stay around hbf!

  7. #12366
    Quote Originally Posted by HDN2015  [View Original Post]
    The more I read the report, the more I reschedule my visit.

    It seems there are more East European women than German women.

    I'm still wait for your signal for better LU.
    Already before covid, more Romanians than Germans and prettier Romanians than Germans almost everywhere, even in Bruggen.

  8. #12365
    Quote Originally Posted by Sebastiane  [View Original Post]
    To those who have recently been to Artemis is the outdoor area open with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi?
    Yes, the outdoor area and the heated jacuzzi outside is also open.

  9. #12364
    Quote Originally Posted by Pharisaer  [View Original Post]
    At RockyV: Thanks for your great report!

    Everytime I see her, I've got the feeling to grab her. But unfortunately she doesn't give BBBJ. Anybody's got other experiences?
    Yes, Anka does give BBBJ, with the usual surcharge, but I decided not to take the option.

  10. #12363
    Quote Originally Posted by Sebastiane  [View Original Post]
    To those who have recently been to Artemis is the outdoor area open with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi?
    Yes. The heated outside pool, the jacuzzi, the big panorama sauna outside and steam bath were opened on May 1st. Probably May 26th the barbeque season will start (Wednesday and Sunday if the weather is nice).

  11. #12362

    Outdoor pool and jacuzzi open?

    To those who have recently been to Artemis is the outdoor area open with the swimming pool and the jacuzzi?

  12. #12361

    Not for now

    The more I read the report, the more I reschedule my visit.

    It seems there are more East European women than German women.

    I'm still wait for your signal for better LU.

  13. #12360
    At RockyV: Thanks for your great report!

    Quote Originally Posted by RockyV  [View Original Post]
    Second was the very tall Anka. Ro, lovely girl although not very smiley. She has very nice sillies, which feel rather real and a mile-long legs. 30 min session again (70 E).
    Everytime I see her, I've got the feeling to grab her. But unfortunately she doesn't give BBBJ. Anybody's got other experiences?

    Quote Originally Posted by RockyV  [View Original Post]
    Taxi tip: do not pick the taxis waiting outside the club entrance as they apply double charges than normal. I would walk over the train station and call a Uber or a Freenow, which work perfectly in Berlin.
    Insist the driver to turn the meter on. - If you don't like to pick a cab in front of the house, walk to Westkreuz station (no guarantee to pick one!) or stop one on Ku'damm. Usually the cabs cruise up and down Ku'damm and they'll make a uturn at Halensee station.

    Quote Originally Posted by Toto001  [View Original Post]
    I had hoped for Katharina from Bulgaria but she was not there.
    As forecasted: she's back.

  14. #12359

    Sunday at Artemis

    In Berlin on business and, although Artemis is not my favourite club due to its awkward layout, yesterday I decided to go and visit. I went against the suggestion of Nooky Ninja and others, but my little friend wanted some FKK fun and I was ready to take the risk of having a disappointing mongering day!

    The weather was very sunny and warm and as I entered the club at around 5 pm, the girl / men ratio was close to 1:1. In the evening there were slightly more girls, but I couldn't find anyone that I really had to have. The hottest girl in the club was actually the black-haired bar girl! Around half of the girls were totally unfuckable, so I wouldn't have gone with them, even for free. At that point I took the rare decision to lower my standards for the night as it was approaching the 4th hour in the club without any session. I then picked the blonde Lina. De from Hamburg, GND look with natural boobs and a robust physique. Great 30 min session with BBBJ, no kissing. But I didn't care for that and it was probably extra. And finish in mish (90 E). Second was the very tall Anka. Ro, lovely girl although not very smiley. She has very nice sillies, which feel rather real and a mile-long legs. 30 min session again (70 E).

    Artemis is a club for tourists. So, do not expect the closeness you get from girls in other clubs. 30 min session is always around 12-15 min effective and all the girls have the 'assembly line' attitude of churning as many men as possible.

    Food was very bland, although not actually bad. I think they have renovated some wellness facilities and they have unlimited towels to use.

    Taxi tip: do not pick the taxis waiting outside the club entrance as they apply double charges than normal. I would walk over the train station and call a Uber or a Freenow, which work perfectly in Berlin.

    No vaccine passport to show at the entrance and no mask wearing inside, in case someone is wondering!

    Conclusions: LU was disappointing and the club entrance rate is way too high for what it offers.

  15. #12358

    Short stop

    Hung back till 20:00 (Monday) before going in. 90 on the door. Not a great deal of choice. Line up was avg and took a while to decide. Bulgarian Gabriella. Looked to be one of the decent looking ones (subjective). Promised but did not really deliver. DFK turned out to be VLfk. Wouldn't let me fuck her face, albeit gently, at the end, and had to lay back whilst she tried to give a BJ to complete with her head shielding the view. Yeah right. Having none of that so spun her around and made sure she kept her chops on it. In view. Dark long hair and tight bod did it for me, but wouldn't revisit. Distinct lack of blondes which was my pref.

    About 10:30 the girls stared to get outnumbered. Only had the 1 session.

    Food was good, facilities spotless, outside open.

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