FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Sirioja]

What are the top spots in NRW now? Golden Time and Living Room seem to be a shadow of what they once were.

LR is closed and Bruggen burned. Best quality for me in FKK land, for rooms, sex in garden and few girls is GG, 150/60 for real GFE for me. For some really pretty girls far prettier than at Sharks and Globe, Magnum, even a bit complicated there for rate. For good value for money, Penelope on Friday and Saturday after 7 pm and maybe Samya where management work for girls rate. Better for me than Hessen or Globe.

[Jmioffe]

I think Artemis like Sharks now and Globe are clubs to fuck tourists, even Sunday entry seem a good deal. Best value is NRW but better to have a car.

What are the top spots in NRW now? Golden Time and Living Room seem to be a shadow of what they once were.

[Sirioja]

So here is the story on the last day of my monger rampage thru Europe. It was a hot sunny day so I went to Artemis FKK to enjoy the pool after having been there last night with great success as there was 1:1 boy, girl ratio. So I bought a swim suit there and went direct to pool. On my way I spot a thin blond who'd easily demand 600,700 in NYC. Let's put it this way. Slim would have blown his load on the spot! I passed on her as I wanted to get to pool but she said to hit her up later. Pool was fantastic. Imagine being at a hotel pool with chicks lying around naked spreading legs to show pussy. Talked to two who tried to get me to do 3 sum but I wanted to lie on the sun and swim. After 90 min I go back to bar but my blond was gone. To my dismay I realized ratio was like 7 men to 1 girl.

Sunday afternoon after all. And worse the girls were a 5 or 6 at best. I passed on all. Back to pool. After 30 min I see my blond. She tells me she has to see a client so come back in 30 min. I come back and no blond. So I wait in dark bar another 30 min pissed off I'm missing pool. Finally she comes out. (Client extended) Go room with her and pinched myself. How can ugly fat me be fucking this?? 30 min 100.

I go. Total cost with taxi 250. Enter fee 100. No regrets.

In US, your standards are low for beauty, compare to Europe and imagine if You visited deep Russia with most beautiful Caucasians, some wow Tatar and Eurasians. Good if You found a good one for You: no silicon nor tattoes? 100/30 is Ok if FK and BBBJ with a beauty. Bad for You if You feel You are ugly, not good to be confident with women, when I always feel girls are lucky I choose them. In FKK, I often look in mirror, girls telling: You are beautiful.

[The Cane]

How can ugly fat me be fucking this??

Speak for yourself! LOL!

[Atanion]

Go room with her and pinched myself. How can ugly fat me be fucking this?? 30 min 100.

I go. Total cost with taxi 250. Enter fee 100. No regrets.

This is the way.

This is why we play the game, eh? We fuck beauties who would be impossible to even inhabit the same room with under normal circumstances.

Money over everything.

Pussy over money.

[The Cane]

I have been to Artemis several times, but have always been a little price conscious, so I have only asked for Anal once before. I have decided to be a lot less price sensitive on my next visit and go only with ladies who do anal. Hence my question: Approximately what is the ratio of Yes / No where anal is concerned?

I've had a lot of success getting anal in Germany in general. When I first started going approximately 40% of my sessions included anal. But then in the later years the percentage jumped significantly to match my Brazil LAA (Lifetime Anal Average) of 70% of my tutes getting butt fucked during my sessions. I don't have a breakdown by establishment but by country only. That said, some of my most memorable anal sessions of all time occurred at Artemis (as well as throughout Germany).

[Wikman]

I have been to Artemis several times, but have always been a little price conscious, so I have only asked for Anal once before.

I have decided to be a lot less price sensitive on my next visit and go only with ladies who do anal. Hence my question: Approximately what is the ratio of Yes / No where anal is concerned?

[Pokler]

I think Artemis like Sharks now and Globe are clubs to fuck tourists, even Sunday entry seem a good deal. Best value is NRW but better to have a car.

So here is the story on the last day of my monger rampage thru Europe. It was a hot sunny day so I went to Artemis FKK to enjoy the pool after having been there last night with great success as there was 1:1 boy, girl ratio. So I bought a swim suit there and went direct to pool. On my way I spot a thin blond who'd easily demand 600,700 in NYC. Let's put it this way. Slim would have blown his load on the spot! I passed on her as I wanted to get to pool but she said to hit her up later. Pool was fantastic. Imagine being at a hotel pool with chicks lying around naked spreading legs to show pussy. Talked to two who tried to get me to do 3 sum but I wanted to lie on the sun and swim. After 90 min I go back to bar but my blond was gone. To my dismay I realized ratio was like 7 men to 1 girl.

Sunday afternoon after all. And worse the girls were a 5 or 6 at best. I passed on all. Back to pool. After 30 min I see my blond. She tells me she has to see a client so come back in 30 min. I come back and no blond. So I wait in dark bar another 30 min pissed off I'm missing pool. Finally she comes out. (Client extended) Go room with her and pinched myself. How can ugly fat me be fucking this?? 30 min 100.

I go. Total cost with taxi 250. Enter fee 100. No regrets.

[Atanion]

Needless to say, as an American making his first FKK visit the experience was unique.

As a fellow American, I can agree that visiting an FKK for the first time is quite eye opening. My first time was as Sharks, and you can read my review here: here.

We really don't have anything close to FKKs in America. Europeans are spoiled for choice in the fuck game.

I've been to Sharks a few times after that first one, and I've also been to Globe Club in Zurich. While an FKK never gets old, I have found myself getting more picky. I always go with the girls who I am the most strongly attracted to, but I also try to match with the ones I vibe with, too. As you said, avoid the girls who approach you. Those are the ones that usually aren't attractive or provide bad service so they have to work extra hard to get bookings. You're also spot on in negotiating everything up front and not waiting until you're in the room. Your negotiating power goes down once you're in a room with a naked girl.

I'll be visiting Germany later this year, and I'm looking forward to experiencing Artemis for the first time and checking out Oase (instead of Sharks) in Frankfurt.

[Sirioja]

Well, I wanted the experience and I got the experience LOL. I have no regrets about it. Next trip I won't even pretend to be touring; I will just go to the cities with the best girls.

I think Artemis like Sharks now and Globe are clubs to fuck tourists, even Sunday entry seem a good deal. Best value is NRW but better to have a car.

[JayWonEm]

Well, I wanted the experience and I got the experience LOL. I have no regrets about it. Next trip I won't even pretend to be touring; I will just go to the cities with the best girls.

[Sirioja]

For sure, Berlin worth to visit, but reading below, really not sure Artemis is best for first FKK visit, except if you are into porn. I think many other clubs with more welcoming behavior from girls in Germany. Can still find in Germany full natural girls, mostly Romanians but also few Germans, with lovely behavior.

[JayWonEm]

I am finishing the Berlin leg of my Vienna-Prague-Berlin-Amsterdam tour. Given that I understand Amsterdam is dead I wanted to get as much out of my brief stay in Berlin as possible. I have to say Artemis met that objective.

Needless to say, as an American making his first FKK visit the experience was unique. Certainly, if you like Eastern European girls with comically large implants this place is heaven. There were probably 50 girls there and almost all were better-looking than most of the girls I met in Prague and Vienna. Some beautiful girls with pretty faces and great bodies, but so many would have looked better with their natural tits and / or without Botox lips. Disappointing to see so many girls walk by looking like they had artillery shells mounted on their chests that don't even jiggle when they walk. Still, something for everyone and there were a number of girls who I thought were very good-looking. I ended up doing 3 half hour sessions with one duo, so 3 nuts, 4 mouths, and 4 vaginas. Each girl was €90 with BBBJ. None of the girls even bothered offering CBJ for €70.

I probably spent close to 6 hours there and enjoyed the range of facilities. Sunday is senior discount day, so only €50 entry. I enjoyed the sauna, pool, hot tub, and the "BBQ party" by the pool (sausage, pork, fries, and a few side dishes. I saw the kino but wasn't interested unless one of the girls wanted to visit with me (none did). Probably took more showers and used more towels than I ever have in one day.

In terms of the girls, I saw a few hanging out in the stairwell with guys at the videogame right outside the lounge, and one or two hanging out on couches in the lounge with guys, but overall they seemed to either be attached to their girlfriends or just sit at the bar looking glum. Very little flirtation other than the girls who come up and ask where you're from and do you want to go upstairs, and they generally weren't the top picks. I was surprised at how little time they were willing to invest to get a guy to spend the money to get a room. I saw one girl I liked standing around and asked her to come sit with me. She said "No, we can stay here. " I asked her to come sit and talk for a minute and we can get a room and she said "No, we can talk here". I told her I was going to sit and walked away. Later I went upstairs with another girl and she was still standing there. She turned down a €90 session because she wouldn't take 5 steps, sit down, and talk for a minute.

Unfortunately that kind of attitude seems typical. It seems like they have an unwritten agreement that the clients have to do everything their way. During my duo I asked the girls to get on their knees so I could see their asses side by side. One girl says "No. I show you my pussy while you fuck my friend doggy". I asked another girl to suck as me while I stood my the side of the bed and she said "No. You lie down and I suck you". I told another girl I wanted to finish doggy and she told me she didn't do doggy. In my life I think I have met one other girl who refused to do doggy, and she was a date (not paid). They all gave good enough BBBJ (one of the girls from the duo was definitely better than the others), and they all fucked well enough (even the one who wouldn't do doggy), but all of the services were professional and businesslike.

Overall the selection of good-looking women and the experience of watching so many girls wandering around naked in high heels is hard to beat, and I certainly have no regrets, but I am still kind of laughing at the attitude I got from so many of them.

If any other first-timers read this, a few things to think about. I walked in with nothing but my wallet. If you are at all shy about walking around in a robe with your dick out, bring a swimsuit or gym shorts. Plenty of guys were wearing them in the lounge, pool, etc. My advice is to not do anything the first hour until you have wandered around, relaxed a bit, and checked out all the options. Don't be afraid to say no or maybe later. When you are ready pick the girl you like; don't let the girls pick you. If there is something you want, be very specific about it. Standard is BBBJ and straight sex. Anything more than that, ask, and definitely don't go for the "we can discuss that in the room", which one girl tried. Expect business-like, professional service, and nothing more. Maybe you will get lucky and find some special girl and fall in love, but don't count on it. Find a girl whose looks turn you on and just enjoy your time getting service from a pretty girl at a reasonable price.

Overall, a very memorable night.

[Tintin1]

Sex in the shower is nothing to write home about, but taking a shower with a lady, lathering her up and her lathering you up. That can be very erotic. I also like knowing I've washed of any previous dude's saliva from her nether regions to I can dine on a fresh peach as it were.

Anyone seen whether ladies sometimes accompany men in the shower in Artemis? I had one accompany me at LaFolie, but never asked in Artemis. Are there perhaps showers down by the sauna that would be convenient for this?

Never had this before, have had many offers after over the years. As I said above, if you want something ask? Everyone has a price for a service or if not, then simply a no. If she takes a shower it's just time and money. Probably wants to make sure you won't get her hair and make up messed up.

[Tintin1]

Read the reports man. This is covered so many times. But.

Lock and withdraw.

Most won't push CIM, but they offer it. ANd not all offer it.

Have you been to see an escort before, if you're not comfortable then just don't do it!

CIF? You mean "on" Everything is available for price. I think it's the same or even less than OWO, but who knows. And if you are worried about OWO, why would you want CIF.

Very rarely do you get Black / Asian etc. Maybe a single of each, maybe two.

Go to the website and check. Most FKKs offer this, you need to tell them at the desk. At least ask when you arrive.

Hello all!

Might do a visit to this establishment later this year, never been before.

I do have some questions that might been answered somewhere in this thread so sorry if any of them been answered many times before but I just felt easier to compile them all, thanks.

1: when paying for any service, do you bring cash with you or do you lock that as well and then "withdraw" after any session?

2: I'm not super comfortable with the OWO due to the risk of getting any STD but it feels like the majority go for this option, is it safe? Is it safer to receive? Do the girls "do" anything before doing this act? Are they pushing for doing OWO or are they fine if you don't want that?

3: If going OWO, CIM would be a nice finish but if not, does the girls, or majority of them offer CIF also? Price?

4: I understand that there's a lot of Eastern European girls, but how does the selection of Black / Latina / Asian girls look like?

5: if I want to re-enter later the same day, what will I have to do?

Thanks for any help!