FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Tintin1]

What started as a dreadful night turned into a memory.

I arrived just after 5 with the city covered in a layer of snow and ice and flurries still coming down. Quiet like a erotic church. Maybe a half dozen guys. I may have been the youngest and fittest- which is scary if you know me well- a dozen ladies plus a few upstairs in the restricted zone on their phones. If I said the women on call were on the heavy side I'd be kind!* Seriously, it was like an ozempic intro lecture, both the clients and the ladies. NOT A SKINNY GIRL in sight.

Went down to the wellness area and stretched out. Figured an hour might start the night shift. Met a nice guy from Turkey and we chatted. He let me know he hated silicone tits- I didn't have the heart to explain the BerlinFKK scene. After a couple drinks, a few ladies from the A team started to arrive. I decided a "legit health" massage might fill the time and when I came upstairs for a breath my friend was sitting at the bar with a shit eating grin. In very broken English he told me he found a lady without silicone and some meat on her for a great first room. (he kept repeating "There was no "stress" in the room.).

With the 2nd shift of attractive ladies from Romania arriving. Several who could have been triplets- I started to make my selection. I had it narrowed down to 4 when this beauty strolled by in a leather garter belt She came right over and hooked me. She said she spoke English German and French and when I said something clever in French she said not that French. 70 sex &CBJ, 90 with FO & light kissing. Amazing French and she kept doing the deep throat to gag game. If that was my thing I'd have fired off the first volley immediately. Lots of oral and eye contact. Then onto a few amazing cowgirl related positions including side saddle that I told her was tighter than most of my anal sessions. She was trying to get into a position where SHE was getting the most stimulation and squeezing me with strong kegel muscles. I crossed the finish line with possible bruising on my pelvic bones from her ramming back into me with gusto!

We cleaned up and she asked what else I liked*and then proceeded to tell me stories of recent clients and what she offered. If I were young, the stories would have made me ready for round 2! Last week -she erotically explained- she put on her strap-on and (demonstrating hip movement into my thigh) worked her friend into frenzy while her client had his tongue up her ass. Continuing her mime expertise and radiant smile I'm thinking "his tongue was DEEP up her ass". Price 280 for a half hour of either the duo combined oral / french session or the strap-on anal licking. She told me a few more performance, she explained about straddling my face while she offered a shower. Then talked about her incredible squirting. Seriously, the aftersession was nearly as much fun as the opening act.

While this was going on she'd occasionally lean over. Kiss or play with junior and lick my nipples God damn what a great Monday my Michelle. We eventually went downstairs and I signed up for another hour massage by the wellness pro.

Feeling less than fully recovered I went back to the shark pit to look for Michele and check our her friend. Could they revive the dead. Spent 30+ minutes looking and dealing with the rest of the ladies. A beautiful towering Russian (named Ruby appeared. Wearing all white sexy dessous, white gartier, bustier and thigh high socks. She came up, put her lips inches from mine and leaned her pelvis into me, to ask if I wanted to go upstairs. OK test over, I'm not quite ready but then, it still could be fun. Two or three other ladies started to smell blood but I was addicted to Michelle. After another hour I succumbed to some "L" sounding name for a 30 minute French to completion- Lana? Leana? Lickylick? I felt slightly bad for all her effort- as beads of sweat appeared between her perfect breasts. And congratulated her on her effort which wasn't as good as my sweet Michelle but heroic nonetheless I had another round of food and ended slowly slowly walking out the front toward my taxi. A bit bowlegged and bruised on the hips. TMI?

[Tintin1]

Hello kids.

Weekend and I've finally reached Berlin after f*cking my way across Germany. Drop my bags at the hotel, quick shower and I'm on my way across town to Artemis. It's full but not oppressively so. Less than a dozen parking slots left.

Inside I grab a drink and as is becoming typical on many of my trips I don't recognize the ladies from my last visit or they all look like I've seen them before. Too many bare breasts and beautiful butts in front of me and my brain short circuits. I'm surrounded by every size shape and age. A few German ladies included. I meet a few at the bar and make my way to the far end, where I focus on melena (Minenia) - a brunette with see / the's. I'd say average height when standing on shoes that are a foot tall. Stripper heels. Strong dark eyebrows. Typical Romanian posture and build. She's the first to motivate me to ask about services and anal. She agrees 1 try 1 win Do I have a secret anal radar?

We go over a couple other options. An hour massage with French and GFE. As rare as hens teeth she does offer a kissing option. I decide anal and basic services for my first room maybe a second later. Why not! Up we go. She starts with some body kisses and works up (technically down) to the sweet spot. Soon she's working her fingers into her butt saying I'm her first room of the night and needs to open sesame. Pretty soon she's ready and starts by sitting down on me. Slowly and erotically. We switch from rear-cowgirl to mish-rear with her legs up on my shoulders and eventually doggie. Rear. Surprisingly except for a brief moment she's into it and encourages me to pound harder and faster. She finishes me with a bit of uncovered French.

I go downstairs for a formal massage. Followed by a quick bite and some coffee. Nice long chat with a southern gentleman. I'm walking around and meet a local guy and we strike up a great conversion Then duck-lipped (Russian?) Nena or Ninella steps between us and is working her best lines to get one of us to bite. After some excuses we are again chatting when a beautiful tall very slim blond with mall be's introduces herself and the three of us look at each other. It's clear we both want Sylvia but unlike at Sharks- I don't know this guy so have no qualms about grabbing her first. Half hour in the porno theatre she IS the concession snack. Lips of gold. Great technique. Fingers with an erotic charge Woah. 90 euros Better than raisinettes or snocaps. Now I'm thinking I should have just had her sit on my face. OK. I'm in the porno theatre, so I adlib "I'll Be Back" in Arnold's voice. I'm laughing at my own jokes. Tomorrow a massage at Marias or Salon Prestige.

[Aolini]

I've been visiting Artemis whenever I find myself in Berlin as I like the idea of looking at the candies before eating them. However, I must say that over the last few years, especially after COVID, it's hit and miss.

My experience on Saturday was generally mediocre. I find that Artemis is a mix of young Romanians and German sharks. I arrived around 6 pm.

1) Approached a petite pale blonde, mid-length hair, 1.60, no tattoos, natural cup be sitting at the couch behind on her own. Goes by the name of Mandy and says she is German. Must be in her mid-30's. Friendly attitude, standard service but with a good attitude. Damage €70 for 30.

2) I was approached in the spa by "Jenny", speaking very good English, says she is German. Around 1. 65 (without heels), fully tattooed including on the buttcheek, dark blonde long hair usually tied back, silicone tits. I liked her friendly attitude and I caught the bait. Big mistake. She started upselling in the room (body-2-body massage for €50) and I took the bait as she seemed really friendly until I said yes. She applied oil on her tits and caressed a bit my body with them. No touching allowed on the back of her hair or her pussy. Then she did a mediocre blowjob and lied down for a fuck. After about 1 minute she said "let's change position I want you to finish". She rode me a bit on cowgirl and after another minute she took of the condom and started wanking me as she said I have to finish. By that time she pissed me off so I got up and left the room, complaining to the manager. Obviously it was my word against hers so I had to pay her the extras (70+50) and get over with that bad attitude *****. Avoid Jenny like the plague.

3) approached a very slim blond Romanian, Lulu, with a few tattoos including one on her neck. She seemed friendly enough so we did a room for 90€ (extra 20 was for BBBJ). Service ok, nothing special but she did the job without complaints.

4) approached another Romanian, Mimi, which seemed to be in a good mood. Natural see breasts slightly saggy, black wavy hair, small frame but not too slim. At last I had hit a good performer, as we seemed to click and she was more of my type (GFE). Good BBBJ, took the CIM extra and stayed with her for an hour, pounding her for a good 30 minutes in various positions. She did not complain although she was uncomfortable with deep penetration. Total damage (90+70+50) =210.

[NimrodBanilon]

I use google translate.

Finding myself in Berlin, and Germany in general, for the first time, I decided to take advantage of the local free spirit and, after googling, found Artemis as an interesting option. This was my first experience at this type of establishment, so I studied the last fifty pages of the thread to get a feel for how things worked. Ultimately, I got the impression that Artemis's golden age was behind me. There were many complaints about the deterioration of the staff recently, and the timing of my visit didn't inspire optimism—right after New Year's, I understood, many of the girls weren't working, so there wasn't much to look forward to. But, anyway, I decided to stop in, since I was in the city right now anyway. And I must say I was pleasantly surprised.

I arrived around 7:00; it opened at 6:00. I paid 90 for entry and took a token for a drink. I took a shower and went to the bar. There were a lot of complaints about the bar being smoky, but I didn't really notice, or maybe nicotine doesn't bother me much, even though I don't smoke. It did get quite hot and stuffy as time went on, but the smoke didn't cause any particular discomfort.

I sat at the bar and began to observe. There were a lot of guys, I didn't count the girls, but there were quite a few, too, for January 2nd, and many were quite beautiful. Although there were a lot of silicone, there were also some natural ones. I sat and looked around, noticing four that caught my eye: a natural brunette from Bulgaria, another, I think from Romania, and two blondes with small breasts. I drank some whiskey for courage and waited for one of them to become available. Everything around me was happening as in the other reports: someone was keeping watch by the stairs, several Japanese men were sitting nearby, and the girls really did show more interest in them. One of them left, apparently with a girl, but returned almost five minutes later. I still couldn't tell if he'd had anything to do with her. On the downside, the bartender seemed a bit rude. It's not a big deal, but as a tactful person and a newbie, I would have liked a little more courtesy.

I waited for one of the girls I liked, but they weren't there. A few girls were active, mostly African and Latin American, but they weren't my type. Some sat at the bar and didn't approach anyone. I kept waiting, but then a girl from Italy, Nairin, about 30, approached me. She had large natural breasts, but not overly so. She said she'd been working there for 10 years. She was quite pretty, though not quite my type, but I liked her attitude and decided to go upstairs. The program included blowjobs without a condom, oral sex, and classic sex in various positions. I came twice. 210 euros. I really liked her attitude. We chatted a bit during the break, and she explained how things worked there. She even gave me a kiss, but not the French kind. Overall, it wasn't bad for my first club experience.

I went downstairs, took a shower, had lunch in the restaurant (the menu wasn't bad at all), and had a beer at the cinema. It was pretty quiet and peaceful there. Later, another guy sat down there, and a Latina girl was actively pursuing him, offering him a blow job. She even knelt down in front of him, but he declined. Then another girl came over and we chatted a bit. Alisa is from Russia. I'm from there too, so it was nice to chat a little, but she clearly wasn't my type, so I told her I was recovering from my session, and she moved on.

I watched a pole dance performance. There was a very beautiful blonde dancer. Then a girl I'd seen in the hall before was dancing on the pole. I think she was German, but I'm not sure. Small breasts, slender. With a diamond tattoo between her breasts. In general, I would have tried her. But then I noticed the girl I'd been waiting for from the very beginning. Larisa from Bulgaria, not tall (if she doesn't wear heels), a very sweet brunette. I liked, right at the beginning, how she picked up someone's lost robe belt. It's strange that such little things shape my attitude towards a person, in general, it was clear that her character suits me. And when I met her now, I immediately took her upstairs. Pussy exploration with fingers, blowjob, blowjob without a condom, body to body massage, finishing in mouth. I came twice. Sweet conversations during the break, hugs. I really liked her attitude. According to her, she has been working at Artemis for a year. 250 per hour. I asked her if she would be there tomorrow, I want to try deep throat. Unfortunately, she doesn't allow me to cum on her face, but I can on her breasts. But I decided to leave that for tomorrow. I need to get some sleep and recharge. The last few days have been stressful, and I haven't had a chance to get much sleep. So I decided to limit myself to two sensations for my first time, and despite all my fears, both were successful and well-received, which is very pleasant.

Tomorrow, I'll spend half a day wandering around Berlin's museums, and then I'll return to Artemis to see Larisa. I think I'll spend a good hour with her. And then, maybe a couple of blondes for dessert, nothing too fancy.

Bottom line: I'm pleasantly surprised that all the complaints on the forum turned out to be exaggerated. It's just a shame that most of the girls are tall, and I prefer petite ones, although there were some. And there are no Asian women in miniskirts at all. Otherwise, very good.

[StarletVoyager]

Are there many polish girls in artemis these days? Use to be be alot some years back. Also any true russian or ukranian girls these days?

[The Cane]

She was 21 back in 2019, so makes her at least 27 now. I'm bored of Artemis now, otherwise I'd happily go just to see her again.

And she's fucking everybody making big money! Clearly the most desired girl in the club, at least when I was there last. Constantly turning tricks. Don't know how she can keep going after all of these years.

[Rambambinoz]

Lina told me that she was 22 years old and from Hamburg. I told her how I had just been in Hamburg and how bad the FKK scene was there, especially at Atmos, and she agreed. I asked Lina how long she had been working at Artemis, and for some reason she didn't want to answer. But, I knew it had been at least since May of 2022 because I did a search on her name on ISG and found a report mentioning her from that time. Don't know why she didn't want to tell me.

She was 21 back in 2019, so makes her at least 27 now. I'm bored of Artemis now, otherwise I'd happily go just to see her again. Katalia is another one that I keep a particular eye out for.

[Tintin1]

And me envious! Virtually all the girls I liked last trip weren't offering anal. And there you were getting anal right from the get go! Lina didn't even like me putting my tongue in her arsch. But I got me some anyway hahaha! And surprised you couldn't get an Uber at any time from Artemis. Berlin is a huge, 24/7 city. Only place I had a problem was trying to get back from World, which is in the middle of nowhere.

I would say that more than half of the ladies I ask say yes to anal. AND I wonder is it something I help select by the ladies I talk to? Is it a look or a type. (Is my dick so small they figure they won't feel it anyway- joke!) I was just surprised how NOT ONE of the ladies in Artemis tried to upsell me on kissing. That was more of a shocker on how easy it was to find anal.

I remember my wing man being surprised on our second trip together how direct I was. He's more of a warm them up and see if she's sympatico. I was more, if they don't offer anal, how sympatico can they be. I'm saving them the effort and the disappointment. But there are occasions when the look or the vibe outweighs the offer. Like when a lady said, her pussy was tighter than most girls' asses and damn if she wasn't right. Still. I haven't noticed a lack of available ladies. BUT MAYBE I have a much lower standard than you. Maybe you'd turn your nose up at some of the girls I pick. That'd be OK MORE FOR ME.

I'll be traveling across Germany Austria and maybe Switzerland next month, I'll try and keep an excel spread sheet.

[PayForIt]

Then she asked if I wanted to try cowgirl anal. (Call me the Lone Ranger). Then she said, if I wanted her on top, I needed to stay harder longer, and the only way to fix that was to start again with oral. Off went the condom, back to french, back to mish, back to back (door) Was going to do an Amy Winehouse joke, but.
doggie anal and me screaming HI OH SILVER and Tanto bring the rescue wagon. My balls were sore but happy, empty, completely empty. And I swear I could still taste the sweet flavor of sex. Oh yeah, I paid less than the other guy paid.

Really enjoyed the very entertaining report. Thanks!

[The Cane]

So it's been a week or more since I left and usually I make some notes so I don't foget the details. But 4 nights of nude girls and double sessions in all but the first day has made a mockery of my memory skills.

I arrived between 4 and 5 and a handful of men and about 2 x women. No one seemed to be going to the rooms. Lots of girls rubbing themselves against men scattered around the outskirts of the room. Found Melissa to start. Short Ro, brown hair, small perky breasts, tight hips and ass. She immediately agreed to anal. One pick, one ask, one win. BUT. She said she needed a bit of time to get ready as I was her first of the night. 30 minutes later I went back over and she shook her head and said her lower parts were a bit "congested", which is enough of a warning to go with the rest of her offerings. Patience not my strong suit. 90 for 30 min with deep, sloppy french and some nice sex. I'm sure I loosed her up. So to speak. At least my thighs had a work out. No kissiing though. What's up with that?.

And me envious! Virtually all the girls I liked last trip weren't offering anal. And there you were getting anal right from the get go! Lina didn't even like me putting my tongue in her arsch. But I got me some anyway hahaha! And surprised you couldn't get an Uber at any time from Artemis. Berlin is a huge, 24/7 city. Only place I had a problem was trying to get back from World, which is in the middle of nowhere.

[Tintin1]

So it's been a week or more since I left and usually I make some notes so I don't foget the details. But 4 nights of nude girls and double sessions in all but the first day has made a mockery of my memory skills.

I arrived between 4 and 5 and a handful of men and about 2 x women. No one seemed to be going to the rooms. Lots of girls rubbing themselves against men scattered around the outskirts of the room. Found Melissa to start. Short Ro, brown hair, small perky breasts, tight hips and ass. She immediately agreed to anal. One pick, one ask, one win. BUT. She said she needed a bit of time to get ready as I was her first of the night. 30 minutes later I went back over and she shook her head and said her lower parts were a bit "congested", which is enough of a warning to go with the rest of her offerings. Patience not my strong suit. 90 for 30 min with deep, sloppy french and some nice sex. I'm sure I loosed her up. So to speak. At least my thighs had a work out. No kissiing though. What's up with that?!

Off I went to the massage area to grab 30 minutes of working out the muscles. What I dislike about Artemis massage is that it's in the main wellness bereich and the breeze, hard smell of chlorine and the constant movement of men makes it harder to just zone in my massage heaven. (first world problems, right). Nice chat with the Younger of the two massage guys, somehow compensated for the bad atmosphere.

Several coffees, a nice long talk with an Indian guy from metropolitan NY areas. We compared notes. He pointed to a big boned blond lady that he had just poked. Right away I'm downgrading this guy to a wanker. I mean, HER, with all the others in the room. But of course, taste is definitely a matter of "taste". He paid 240 for 45 and got BBBJ, massage and sex in multiple positioins. He did say she wouldn't allow him to touch her pussy. OK strike 2, bad taste and bad bargaoining. He said there were other things he could "add on" but I decided I didn't need to know the menu to realize I wasn't going to dine at her pussy.

I asked what he planned next and he pointed across the room at a very cute girl I hadn't seen. Mr Big Spender just rose up in my estimation. So I walked over to her side and ordered another double crema debating on whether to toss in a brandy. Waiting for the coffee she started to lean into me. Good sign! Well Mr Metropolitan, you snooze you lose. She said her name was Kateliaya or Kataleya or YA YA YA. A shorter attractive fit brunette in a tight package. German via eastern Europe. (not RO but not Russian) Little me had taken over at this point and started to open up the robe by himself, so I can't remember some of the less important details. I asked her about her skill set. She said 70 - 90 plus 100 for anal and she was fresh and very tight, maybe I couldn't get it in. I'm a guy always up for a challenge. She also said her best skill was her oral ability. So I said, could she go an hour? She said, 40 more and she'd toss in a massage. NOW THIS WAS PROMISING. But no kissing. (she was the 4th girl who said NO to kissing. In the past it's always been YES but 50+ - and before you say, maybe I forgot to brush my teeth, this has never ever been an issue across the FKK worlds).

Anyway, in the room, long long long BJ, working all the areas, and adding a bit of finger nail and then a massage between the butt cheeks, Then she slipped on the condom and off we rode. Then she asked if I wanted to try cowgirl anal. (Call me the Lone Ranger). Then she said, if I wanted her on top, I needed to stay harder longer, and the only way to fix that was to start again with oral. (Damn the massage and damn not finding her first!) Off went the condom, back to french, back to mish, back to back (door) Was going to do an Amy Winehouse joke, but.

Anyway, I got a bit tired and she said, I got one condom left young Skywalker use it wisely (I'm throwing every metaphor into this cauldron). AND OFF We went to French, and her magic fingers. And then some crazy moves to get the condom on while using my chest and nipples as a pussy massager, then some other kama sutra stance, then side saddle anal, followed by doggie anal and me screaming HI OH SILVER and Tanto bring the rescue wagon. Massage, some great conversation about how her first anal of the night is always tough for guys as she doesn't "open up easily".

Dinner pasta and shrimp. Meh. Salad, basic, dessert and shower. Then off to the Ubahn cause there is NO UBER connection at that point. It's not a bad walk and I had a couple German guys to chat with who were also going to StadtMitte. My balls were sore but happy, empty, completely empty. And I swear I could still taste the sweet flavor of sex. Oh yeah, I paid less than the other guy paid.

[Kamao]

I went to Artemis twice in early September. Just wanted to share my experience. Overall, there were more hot girls when I went in October 2024. Still there are some nice ones. I prefer slim girls.

I went with 4 girls total over 2 nights. One hot blonde Bulgarian, one slim Turkish girl, one slim blonde Romanian, and one brunette Romanian with nice natural boobs. Three were good, the Bulgarian and the 2 Romanians. The Turkish one, her name is Aileen, was the worst. I've been to Artemis many times over the years, and this Turkish girl was my only bad experience here, and it was quite bad. Avoid her! I agreed for a 30 minute session with her for 90 euros. Basically, she was rushing things so much that it totally ruined the vibe and the experience. When I wanted a little bit more of something, whether its kissing her boobs or BJ, she said no and just wanted to get things over with. We proceeded to sex. But given her attitude I was losing my erection. So she said she'll just give me a hand job. OK, fine. But even that, after a short while she said her hand hurts, and that no more. That's ridiculous. I said lets just try sex again, she said no.

I said I want to complain to the manager about her. Lets go to the reception. So we did. Unfortunately there was a very long line of guys waiting to get in, so I couldn't talk to the girl at the reception. I ended up just paying her her 90 euros reluctantly. Worst experience. I even tried to reach the manager of Artemis by email the day after, but they said if there are problems, I should have talked to the front desk that night. Oh well. One very bad apple in an otherwise decent visit to Artemis.

[Sirioja]

For my final day in Berlin, I returned to Artemis with my game day face and my battle paint on. Today I'm fucking. Somebody! Banzai! LOL! I decided that my target was going to be Lina, the blonde, German girl who I had spoken to briefly just a few days earlier (I had gotten over my initial reaction to her pierced tits). I decided to get to the club as close to opening time as possible because I could see that she was doing a lot of rooms, and I wanted her fresh. I mean like I reported earlier, I saw her do 4 rooms in about 4 hours the last time. No telling how many she had already done, and how many more she would do! And for the record, I know for a fact that Lina did 6 rooms during my last visit to Artemis, took a break, then came back around 8 pm for some more! She's definitely in the 1000 euros a day club and doesn't even have to "solicit" to get steady tricks. All she does is park herself somewhere in the main area, and guys are steady choosing her to go to the room. There is one other German girl with long, dark hair and a pretty face going by "Alexandria" who gets lots of rooms too. I would say she's a close number 2 behind Lina for steady business at Artemis..

Many upselling Lina for 69, licking, probably kissing. Probably why she didn't get good enough business at Sharks where some pretties provide all for 100.

[The Cane]

My mistake, I understood You didn't go with her because You didn't like her breasts. Piercings on nipples are killing excitement, too porn for me. Was she good for sex, real FK? Pity she didn't succeed at Sharks.

I can see why working at Sharks can be a double edged sword for a girl. On the one hand you have lots and lots of potential clients. But on the other hand there is lots and lots of competition from other girls. At Sharks, Lina was just another pretty face. But at Artemis, another club with a strong clientele but not as much competition, she sits upon the throne as the number one tute. She is the Queen of Artemis. She is a good business woman who made a smart move to dramatically increase her sales!

[Sirioja]

Yes, she told me she tried Sharks and one other club I can't recall now. Like you, I kind of didn't like her tits. I agree that the piercings may be a part of the problem. But, she is a very popular girl at Artemis. I took my turn and fucked her today. Story coming!

My mistake, I understood You didn't go with her because You didn't like her breasts. Piercings on nipples are killing excitement, too porn for me. Was she good for sex, real FK? Pity she didn't succeed at Sharks.