FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Tintin1]

No problem at all.

I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.

[Pharisaer]

I don't feel like using the gym wearing a robe and towel. Have you ever seen anybody use the gym in shorts and t-shirt? Is it allowed?

No problem at all.

[Travelman10]

Friends!

It's been quite a few years since my last visit. I'm planning a comeback around May 1st. Looking forward to it. This time I have an idea to maybe spend a whole day at Artemis, come and go. And maybe use the gym for a workout. Or maybe go for a run and come back to shower and chill.

I don't feel like using the gym wearing a robe and towel. Have you ever seen anybody use the gym in shorts and t-shirt? Is it allowed?

[NotBeingSeen]

So I finally returned to Artemis after a multi year hiatus. I booked my usual hotel nearby (Novum Hotel Kronprinz), found a room at a pretty deep discount which was what made me pull the trigger on this trip to begin with. The hotel is "good enough", nothing special but it works for me. It's just a few minutes walk from Artemis.

Anyway, I was going to go the individual escort route and had an entire roster lined up. But I booked the usual hotel knowing I might just want to take the easy route when I finally arrived. And sure enough, that's what I ended up doing.

Since I hadn't been to Artemis in a long time the electronic lockers were new to me. I like them, they do what they're supposed to. I got changed, took a shower and entered the fray. Started out checking out the wellness area, not many girls there. They definitely seemed to leave you alone down there most of the time which was different from how I remembered it but also a welcome respite in between sessions.

After that I went up to the bar area where pretty much 99 % of the girls hung out. It didn't take long before a dark skinned Caribbean woman grabbed my attention. A little older maybe, but still in shape. I walked past her first and into the restaurant area to look at the buffet which, I'm sorry, but it was very underwhelming. The only thing I ended up eating was some curry chicken and rice. Anyway, I went back into the bar area and looked around some more. But the Caribbean woman had clearly seen me the first pass and got a hold of me. Her name was Hope and she's from Haiti.

We chatted a little and I agreed to go with her as my first session. Apparently I was her first for the day too as she had just arrived 30 minutes earlier. She told me the only thing included was regular sex, no kissing, owo or anything else. Normally that might be underwhelming but I was okay with it after all this time away. Boom, bang; finished in doggy as I almost always do. Damage: 7030.

After that I got aggressively pursued by this Dominican chick; and for anyone in the business reading this: don't do that! It's SUCH a f*cking turn off for me. I hate sharks. I'm supposed to be the shark, you're supposed to be the fish. I want to be the one hunting and choosing. She wasn't even bad looking. Eventually I managed to shake her and escape to the pool area. I was really not in the mood after that and waited a decent amount of time until I saw most guys by the pool leave. "Good", I thought, "now she has different pray to chase after so I can hunt in peace".

So up I went again, and I was right. She was busy elsewhere. I sat down by the bar and asked for a drink. Some time passed, and since I didn't see anything that I really fancied (the quality has gone down, people are not lying) I decided to take a break and come back later in the evening.

Turns out that was a good choice. When I came back I almost immediately saw a perfect ten. This one I will call Cardi be (though this one looks better than her namesake, but it will be explained later). She was sitting by the bar smoking, had a super tiny waist paired with a superbly shaped ass, medium sized tits (real, no fake shit), and long pitch black hair that went all the way down to her lower back. Nobody else in the entire place came close to looking this good.

I sat down and introduced myself and asked if she was on her break. She said yes, and I said "that's okay, I can wait". And so I did because I wasn't going to lose sight of this one. I talked to her a bit but mostly let her chill in peace with her cigarette. I found out she's born in Germany. Eventually she seemed ready to go, then her friend showed up (she introduced her as such). I knew where this was going, but I was okay with it since it was getting late and this was probably going to be my last session for the day. And I got an idea in my head of her friend blowing me while I played with her ass. So I said yes to a threesome.

Off we went upstairs. Almost ended right there since there were no keys left at all, but a cleaner came by with one pretty quickly. So into the room we went. Her friend was actually vibing pretty hard, so I was now even happier that I had brought her along. She raised the mood and made the session better, a perfect sidekick I must say.

The session started out just as I had imagined in my head. Her friend was blowing me and I asked Cardi be to turn around and position her ass by my head. This was great and I got hard pretty easily. Now I noticed Cardi be had a piercing in her clit too, nice touch.

After fondling her for a while I asked her to get into doggy. And boy was that pussy super tight, I almost couldn't get in at first. And her tiny waist contrasted with the roundness of her ass was just the best doggy I've ever had. Once I was in her pussy felt amazing.

After a while I asked to do her friend in missionary. I always forget they have to switch condoms and we kinda laughed a bit about the hassle of it all. But once the switch was made I had my fun with her friend for a while, then switched back to Cardi for another missionary and eventually finishing in doggy again. All the while they both performed well with moaning and dirty talk.

Once the session was done her friend pointed out "she has an ass like Cardi be right?" and I agreed wholeheartedly. She said it was all genetics, but I also planted a little seed in her friend's mind that she should do some squats in the gym 'cause the potential for a great ass was there for her too. I also said mine would be flat as a pancake if I didn't workout and she replied "sexy" about my behind.

So there you go; that was as perfect of a session with good vibes and great looks combined that I could've asked for. And thus my report ends here, because I wasn't going to top this. I went back to my hotel and did other things for the rest of my trip.

The session was going to cost me 18030, but I was very happy with their mood and performance so I gave them 100 each so 20030. Well worth it for me.

The only complaint I have has nothing to do with them; but with the room. The lighting really could be better. It was definitely a shade too dark, I would've liked to see more clearly. But that seems like a problem in several FKKs from what I've read.

[TylerDurd]

That's why I specifically said for a monger like me. I value performance over Dubai's edge on diversity of talent. Not interested in paying far more money for greater diversity but less performance! My number one Brazil offers all of the diversity I need, and although the diversity isn't as great in Germany, the performance per my tastes is far superior to Dubai (especially when it comes to anal sex). So much so that I have no strong desire to return to Dubai at all. Enjoy yourself!

Oh, how I feel you dude! Brazilians are an absolute #1 performance players in my book, while Dubai is definitely the worst performance I've seen. Anywhere.

[Footloose]

Preparing to visit Artemis Again after a looong period of time. Last time prices were about 60 e / entry and 60 e / standar30 min. Don't smile! Now I understand that the entry is 90 e and the prices have gone up. Can you tell me how high they are?

Any bit of advice. Another FKK instead Artemis?

Yeah the prices have gone up but the quality and selection of the girls has gone down. I don't see the diversity that I used to see 10-15 years ago!

[Pharisaer]

Preparing to visit Artemis Again after a looong period of time. Last time prices were about 60 e / entry and 60 e / standar30 min. Don't smile! Now I understand that the entry is 90 e and the prices have gone up. Can you tell me how high they are?

Any bit of advice. Another FKK instead Artemis?

Entrance fee 90 Euro. Service starts from 70 Euro / 30 minutes CBJ and sex. There's no another FKK in Berlin capital area.

[BlueMoon22]

Well it was hard for me to want leave Berchtesgaden and Mystic but I did and made my way up through Munich, Nuremberg and stopped in Dresden for the night on my way to Berlin. I had hoped I'the get a message from Luna and I'the have turned it around and went and saw her again and stay there again another night or two as I loved the area anyways. Sadly I think my number was put in her phone wrong as I am sure she would have messaged me. Oh well so onto Berlin I made my way there and was up there around noon or so and went to several places and checked into the Intercontinental. I was tired as fuck and not feeling it and heard Artemis wasn't anything amazing and had kind of wrote it off. But I figured fuck it I am going to let the Legend Steve down if I don't do it and not like I'm here often. So I ordered some food and then after an uber (which works but they are just a middle man but still nice).

Uber picks me up and drops me off and I pay the entry fee and get my robe and towel and all bracelet. I like their automatic lock wireless bracelets. First look is there are a lot of dudes. Stairs are a good place to watch so I slide downstairs and don't see hardly anyone other than an old dude got out of the poll. Went back upstairs to the bar and it was quite a sausage fest and the girls were the opposite of pushy. Lots of guys sitting around and some girls but def more guys than girls. Found one I liked and went to chat with her at the seats close to the bar and she said sorry I'm on break. Ok then so I move on and circle the bar twice and one lady gets my attention. Not super hot but far from ugly.

We chat it up some and agree to go to a room and I know this is a one pop night anyways so I wanted to be a bit more choosey but didn't see a lot better or anyone who wowed me like Luna. Not sure what I'the rank her looks but above average and nice ass. Said she was from Moldova. We go up the stairs and get a room with decent light and some nice mirrors (finally some mirrors and decent light this is what I've been waiting for with FKKs). She starts with a decent BJ and I'm already loving the visuals from the mirror. BJ was decent not amazing. She covered me up and went reverse cowgirl and then we switched to doggie and then back to BJ which I loved as she had her ass right by my head and I could look in the mirror and see her pussy and ass and her sucking me. It was quite good. She blew jerked me and blew me until I was ready to unload and I let her know I was about to cum and blasted in her mouth. She did one I hadn't seen done before after she spit it out she used a mouth rinse a couple times I assume trying to kill any germs / diseases maybe. Haha. Showered and got dressed and called my uber and went back to Intercontinental. Place isn't bad and not hard to find a chick hot enough to fuck. Girls were far from pushy in general and the one I did didn't up sell or try much. Just doesn't have the magic of Mystic. Not sure what it is but I like that place. Overall was glad I visited though!

[Neurosynth]

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If I could only choose 1, it would be dubai. Why? Because I like diversity. Dubai has most ethnicities and nationalities. . . .

But are there sex clubs with naked sex workers walking about, and bedrooms on premises?

[The Cane]

That depends on what type of monger you are. I've been to Dubai, German FKK, and Thailand. As well as many other monger cities.

If I could only choose 1, it would be dubai. Why? Because I like diversity. Dubai has most ethnicities and nationalities. Middle Eastern, Asian, Caucasian, and African. The only thing they don't have is Latin, but many Middle Eastern women look latin anyway.

So why do I still come German FKKs? Because its still fun. Despite 99% of the WGs being from Romania, I can still have a good time.

In summary, each place has their pros and cons.

That's why I specifically said for a monger like me. I value performance over Dubai's edge on diversity of talent. Not interested in paying far more money for greater diversity but less performance! My number one Brazil offers all of the diversity I need, and although the diversity isn't as great in Germany, the performance per my tastes is far superior to Dubai (especially when it comes to anal sex). So much so that I have no strong desire to return to Dubai at all. Enjoy yourself!

[Rocko20]

Second, speaking of having sex with a girl, there's no way in the world that Thailand or Dubai are more competitive than Germany for a monger like me.

That depends on what type of monger you are. I've been to Dubai, German FKK, and Thailand. As well as many other monger cities.

If I could only choose 1, it would be dubai. Why? Because I like diversity. Dubai has most ethnicities and nationalities. Middle Eastern, Asian, Caucasian, and African. The only thing they don't have is Latin, but many Middle Eastern women look latin anyway.

So why do I still come German FKKs? Because its still fun. Despite 99% of the WGs being from Romania, I can still have a good time.

In summary, each place has their pros and cons.

[Edisd]

Preparing to visit Artemis Again after a looong period of time. Last time prices were about 60 e / entry and 60 e / standar30 min. Don't smile! Now I understand that the entry is 90 e and the prices have gone up. Can you tell me how high they are?

Any bit of advice. Another FKK instead Artemis?

[PumDiPum]

Let me know if you decide to head back. Lots of tips but conscious not to Dubai the Artemis thread. What other FKKs have you done on your trip and how do they compare to Artemis?

Nothing compares to Artemis. Learn!

[PayForIt]

It's not that I totally didn't enjoy Dubai. It's just that for the mongering money, I would much rather go someplace else where I know I can fuck 100% how I like to. There was plenty to see and do though. I did lots of interesting "touristy" things in the daytime. Then at night I was "sex touring" (fucking) LOL! Including exotic pussy from places like Turkmenistan (yes I'm a flag capturer). And I agree that the optics level can be off the charts in Dubai, especially when it comes to the Russian girls. I picked up a hot "blondika" from Premiere. On the way back to my hotel in the taxi, she asked in a whisper if I had condoms at the ready in my room (and of course my answer was "yes" hahaha). As we rode back to my hotel I was thinking, "I cannot believe that I will soon be going on the down stroke deep up inside of this hot, blonde Ruskie girl from Crimea"! If only she had let me fuck her in that pink "pope-ka" (arsehole) of hers then the night would have been a complete success LMAO! Got to go to Brazil or Germany or even Spain for that haha!

Let me know if you decide to head back. Lots of tips but conscious not to Dubai the Artemis thread. What other FKKs have you done on your trip and how do they compare to Artemis?

[The Cane]

I'm sorry you didn't enjoy Dubai. You clearly didn't get lucky on service. For me, for pure optifuk. It is unbeatable.

It's not that I totally didn't enjoy Dubai. It's just that for the mongering money, I would much rather go someplace else where I know I can fuck 100% how I like to. There was plenty to see and do though. I did lots of interesting "touristy" things in the daytime. Then at night I was "sex touring" (fucking) LOL! Including exotic pussy from places like Turkmenistan (yes I'm a flag capturer). And I agree that the optics level can be off the charts in Dubai, especially when it comes to the Russian girls. I picked up a hot "blondika" from Premiere. On the way back to my hotel in the taxi, she asked in a whisper if I had condoms at the ready in my room (and of course my answer was "yes" hahaha). As we rode back to my hotel I was thinking, "I cannot believe that I will soon be going on the down stroke deep up inside of this hot, blonde Ruskie girl from Crimea"! If only she had let me fuck her in that pink "pope-ka" (arsehole) of hers then the night would have been a complete success LMAO! Got to go to Brazil or Germany or even Spain for that haha!