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  1. #10496

    Value for money

    It will be two weeks on Thursday when I was last at Artemis. Most of my best sessions start in the downstairs Kino. A girl approached me there, before I was ready for a girl, but we were soon in the room at the back of the Kino. As usual I asked for the standard 60 euro job. What I got was DKF and BBBJ, and followed by reverse cowgirl. All of this was unbidden. The session lasted about 15 minutes, or more, but it was short, sharp and intense. I paid 60 euro, the girl never asked for more. Later I went with a girl from Hamburg, but the session did not work. I did not blame the girl, maybe I had not recovered from the first session. I wondered if the first girl, perhaps, thought that she knew me from somewhere.

  2. #10495
    A few thoughts based on my experiences.

    I have often stayed at the Ibis Messe and would recommend. There is no security safe but I carry my passport and cash with me and store them in the Artemis locker. I have sometimes left a tablet or laptop charging in the IBIS room and have never had a problem. The IBIS Messe is expensive when there is an event on at the Messe, so I then book into the IBIS City West which is a short metro journey away in the morning and an 8 Euro taxi back at night.

    As for Kindle reading, never had a problem. My basic Kindle has a cover and I carry it openly. I find the best internal spot is the downstairs bar. Generally, the light is a little dim but there are bar side seats that are beneath spotlights that make reading easy. I have spent hours down there, happily reading my kindle and chatting to bar staff and ladies with no comments made. I think that a tablet would get a different reception and mobile phones are of course verboten.

    The food in Artemis is mass catering. OK mass catering but mass catering. It doesn't pretend to be anything else.

    BBBJ is available. Usually at extra cost and I suspect with chaps that the girls recognise and so are unlikely to be from the Authorities. I have received it without extra cost from ladies I see regularly. No names, no pack-drill.

  3. #10494
    I really think they should turn the volume of the Music down. In the main bar it is difficult to talk to the Girls because of the loud Music.

  4. #10493
    Quote Originally Posted by TeddyBears  [View Original Post]
    Haven't been to Artemis since September last year oh god I miss the place! I need to come back soon, just the thought to come early afternoon and have a breakfast and then go and fuck the lovely Kisha to have the best start of the afternoon, after a couple of hours rest continue the decadence with sweet Thai girl Suna, then after dinner go with big breasted barbie doll Thai Akira after a little rest continue the orgy with the most beautiful Carrie and then to end it with a bang to fuck the tight Aileen before you head home to the hotel for some well needed sleep. I love it!

    A question for the regulars, If you only go for one hour sessions will most girls then provide BBBJ? Or is it still hard to get BBBJ at Artemis?

    I am asking generally not the specific goddesses mentioned in this post.
    I have been to Artemis three times in six months and very rarely had problems receiving BBBJ. Getting it without extra payment is the difficult part. But it can be done!

  5. #10492
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    In the cantine I witnessed a very ugly female member of staff being rude to a customer for having committed the heinous crime of ever so slightly misplacing a ladle. The crappy loud music and the cigarette smoke compelled me regularly to take breaths outdoors to avert a headache.
    I wonder if that's the same hag who called me "schwein" because I accidentally spilled some gravy? Probably LOL! I'm OK with the music, but they really, really, really need to do something about the cigarette smoke. It was really bad time last time I was there and made me (and Lilia) sick! But that was during winter when opening the windows meant allowing in too much cold for the girls. Those windows ought to be able to be opened wide by now!

  6. #10491

    Day 3

    A cluster of Asians with taxi drivers in tow were hogging the front desk when I walked in, a sign that this was going to be a crowded day compared to Tuesday and Wednesday.

    First a warning about German Nana. Tall, light brown skin, black eyes and long raven black hair, she looked more like a classical Spanish beauty than a teutonic one. When I whipped out my latex-free Sagami she went "wait a minute girls do not normally accept clients'condoms", a blatant lie. Then came a spiel about BBBJ which I cut short by requiring "hand-job only". She then declared DATY was not included in the 60. In a nuttshell, she wanted 100.

    The girls on my to-do list had contrived either not to come to work today or to stay booked for hours. The crappy loud music and the cigarette smoke compelled me regularly to take breaths outdoors to avert a headache. In the cantine I witnessed a very ugly female member of staff being rude to a customer for having committed the heinous crime of ever so slightly misplacing a ladle.

    A first Thai girl understood I was not interested in her upon my telling her I was now retired and a resident of Pattaya. A second Thai girl refused to take the hint and went away in a huff after I spelled out I was going places in Europe to do caucasian and black girls, not Asian girls. None of those 2 Thai girls had much to recommend them in the looks department.

    I finally had a bang for my buck through a repeat session with Bulgarian Catarina (white-skinned, narrow-shouldered, minute tits and broad hips with delicious saddle-bags and a touch of cellulite).

    Three days running at Artemis may have been too much for my declining sex-drive and my mushrooming jadedness. I'll try to stick to sightseeing tomorrow and revisit the club early on Saturday before flying away on Sunday morning. I have been stretching my pensioner's budget as it is.

    I'm staying at Ibis Messe, a 10 minute's walk from Artemis, but a hotel I wouldn't recommend because it has no in-room safe. That's no problem at Artemis owing to the impeccable locker arrangements there, but what about if you want to sample Berlin's street action? Would it be all right to leave cash and credit cards unattended in the room? I came with hand-luggage only so I have no lockable suitcase to use as safe storage.

  7. #10490
    Haven't been to Artemis since September last year oh god I miss the place! I need to come back soon, just the thought to come early afternoon and have a breakfast and then go and fuck the lovely Kisha to have the best start of the afternoon, after a couple of hours rest continue the decadence with sweet Thai girl Suna, then after dinner go with big breasted barbie doll Thai Akira after a little rest continue the orgy with the most beautiful Carrie and then to end it with a bang to fuck the tight Aileen before you head home to the hotel for some well needed sleep. I love it!

    A question for the regulars, If you only go for one hour sessions will most girls then provide BBBJ? Or is it still hard to get BBBJ at Artemis?

    I am asking generally not the specific goddesses mentioned in this post.

  8. #10489
    XXL,

    Your Girl with the gigantic boobs is famous Jenna.

  9. #10488
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    (...) I had a good session with a German girl who is not at all my type, because of her Lolo Ferrari tits. I don't care either way about tits but I'd have feared such weighty appendages would hinder the girl in doggy. It turned out quite allright in the room. She had a pussy that was both tight and easy to slip in and out. She is not easy to overlook on account of her monstrous tits and her exaggeratedly siliconed lips. (...)
    This is Jenna.

    Indeed, she really stands out. I tried her as well and liked her service.

    She can be recommended but indeed rather to guys who care about her dominant physical attributes.

  10. #10487
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    I didn't know the basic rate here was 60 until a client told me so today. I thought I had been tipping the girls 10 by giving them 60. I had a good session with a German girl who is not at all my type, because of her Lolo Ferrari tits. She is not easy to overlook on account of her monstrous tits and her exaggeratedly siliconed lips. What with the 80 entrance, the starting price at 60 instead of 50, the crappy food and the run-down infrastructure, Oase remains better value for money.
    Dude,

    The basic rate at Artemis has been discussed long and often here. Don't know how you could have missed that. As for the girl, I think I know exactly which one you're talking about. Totally not my type either, and one of the ones at Artemis I describe as a "plastic monster" LOL! And yes, the facilities at Artemis were looking a little ratty the last time I was there. Time for some refurbishment! The last time I was in Germany, which has been awhile, Oase had the far superior line-up, but Artemis made up for it for having the number one super star of my entire trip. The one and only "Lilia"! Yes sir! No matter, if you're in Berlin, then you just have to do Artemis!

  11. #10486

    Best LU in Germany?

    I didn't know the basic rate here was 60€ until a client told me so today. I thought I had been tipping the girls 10€ by giving them 60.

    I had a good session with a German girl who is not at all my type, because of her Lolo Ferrari tits. I don't care either way about tits but I'd have feared such weighty appendages would hinder the girl in doggy. It turned out quite allright in the room. She had a pussy that was both tight and easy to slip in and out. She is not easy to overlook on account of her monstrous tits and her exaggeratedly siliconed lips.

    After 2 visits on 2 consecutive days I rate the Artemis LU on a par with Oase's, a notch above Oase's even if you value variety and black skin. What with the 80€ entrance, the starting price at 60€ instead of 50, the crappy food and the run-down infrastructure, Oase remains better value for money.

  12. #10485
    Quote Originally Posted by XXL  [View Original Post]
    I saw no place to relax and read a book after sunset.
    Some bears read in restaurant / dining area. Not complete sure if there is enough light to read downstairs by the indoorpool during the night, may depend on your eyes. The round couch under the stairs could also work. But never tried it personally, maybe a book with XXL letters could be a solution.

    Reading by the entrance should also be possible, even e-books. If not, a friendly big muscle man who is wearing an Artemis shirt would teach you what to do. (hard return).

    I guess.

  13. #10484

    Tuesday 8 pm - 10 pm

    This is the most international, ie the less Rumanian of all FKK line-ups. About 8 latinas among whom 2 Brazilians. Some interesting black skin. This is also the oldest LU, older even than GT's. MILFs with toned bodies. Not bad at all, far better than twenty somethings with poor figures!

    At 80 euros the entrance is expensive though. The food is hardly better than Acapulco's. I saw no place to relax and read a book after sunset, and it seemed e-books were not tolerated judging by the paranoid posters against "phones, cameras, tablets etc. " Rather than linger all day long in the club, better venture out into the city and avail oneself of the opportunity to come back later.

  14. #10483

    Tuesday visit.

    Hi all!

    I am visiting Berlin from the US, and want to go to a FKK for the first time. Arrived yesterday and planning to make it to Artemis or another FKK (recommendation for first timers?) today. If anyone in the area would like to go, please PM me. Would be great to go with a fellow hobbyist to show me the ropes my first time! Happy to pay for drinks!

    Thanks!

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  15. #10482

    Sunday visit.

    Was there yesterday annd first new thing I noticed is they took out the locker fee because customers have been complaining.

    Sessioned with a new comer from Latvia, she is white with smooth skin, nice curves and ass, beautiful face with red lipstick and very long blond hair. It looked natural. One quirk is her small breasts but they actually fit her body and are natural, in contrary to the usual silicon zombies you usually see. She usually works at oceans in Köln area, but is at Artemis for a while, so make sure you session with her before she goes. Nice attitude and talks good English.

    Fucking her nice ass is a lovely experience.

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