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  1. #45551
    Quote Originally Posted by Goferring  [View Original Post]
    Changi airport in Singapore had images of flies added to the men's urinals as something to aim for. Apparently it drastically reduced the spillage and associated clean ups. 😁

    Cheers. G.
    The credit for that innovation goes to Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam. Brilliant, fucking brilliant.

  2. #45550
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothy  [View Original Post]
    That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

    In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

    Funny stuff.
    Indo funny signs, The left hand with the fore finger extended. No toilet paper or hose, use your left hand finger to wipe your butt. I died laughing the first time I saw that.

    RL.

  3. #45549
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothy  [View Original Post]
    In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

    Funny stuff.
    Changi airport in Singapore had images of flies added to the men's urinals as something to aim for. Apparently it drastically reduced the spillage and associated clean ups. 😁

    Cheers. G.

  4. #45548
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothy  [View Original Post]
    I would think that getting your balls licked would be one of the safest things you could do sexually.
    I was referring to the gal being so forward about it, not the same actual act itself.

  5. #45547
    Quote Originally Posted by Syzygies  [View Original Post]
    One of the first funny things was to see her naked perched squatting on top of the Hotel toilet seat to take a leak, clearly with little experience of a western toilet.
    That still happens in Indonesia. They even have a sign in the bathrooms at CJs explaining how to use the toilets and to please not squat on top of them with your feet on the seat or the rim of the bowl. CJs is in a 5 star hotel!

    In Africa, in the men's restrooms, they had a sign above the toilet saying "control your pipe" and they have a photo of fluid going into the toilet rather than the floor and the walls.

    Funny stuff.

  6. #45546
    Quote Originally Posted by Syzygies  [View Original Post]
    I think the girl for the night was often cheaper than the Hotel room, despite me staying in budget Hotels.
    That's still my way of guessing the going rate in a new town. Girls and hotel rooms of the same caliber generally cost about the same.

    Enjoy. G.

  7. #45545
    Quote Originally Posted by Goatscrot  [View Original Post]
    I love it, but that would be repellant to most Asian punters. When you look at the Safe Sex in Thailand section of the forum, it's amazing how active it's become and how worried so many of today's Asian mongers are. I think for the majority of Westerners, it's just part of the game.
    I would think that getting your balls licked would be one of the safest things you could do sexually.

  8. #45544

    Ry Cooder.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothy  [View Original Post]
    I love that movie. They rarely ever show it or talk about it, but it's one of my all time favorites.

    A non Comedy that I love that you never hear about is Southern Comfort. It's a movie about a bunch of Louisiana rednecks in the Louisiana National Guard going into the swamp for training and they run into a group of guys who live in the swamp who kill them one by one after they act like immature assholes. Awesome flick.
    The soundtrack is hauntingly brilliant and Keith Carradine's performance is extremely underrated in that 1981 American action-thriller film.

  9. #45543
    Quote Originally Posted by Syzygies  [View Original Post]
    One of the first funny things was to see her naked perched squatting on top of the Hotel toilet seat to take a leak, clearly with little experience of a western toilet.

    I remember I had been practising basic Thai phrases before going to the Thermae, like "ja bpai rongraem gap phom mai" (will you go to the Hotel with me). No memory at all now if a price was discussed or not, or whether we had to discuss the duration. Seemed to be always all night bookings. So multiple fucks for a very low amount in those days. Was absolutely dumb to consider sleeping alone. I think the girl for the night was often cheaper than the Hotel room, despite me staying in budget Hotels, below the standard I would need today.
    Brilliantly funny. I remember gals doing the same thing. Never used a Western toilet. Yes, it was a bargain. Those days are long gone. Hate to say it, but the Asian tourist punter is responsible for the increase in prices and the decrease in service. Nothing racist about it; just a fact.

  10. #45542
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothy  [View Original Post]
    I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".
    I love it, but that would be repellant to most Asian punters. When you look at the Safe Sex in Thailand section of the forum, it's amazing how active it's become and how worried so many of today's Asian mongers are. I think for the majority of Westerners, it's just part of the game.

  11. #45541

    Lmao.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothy  [View Original Post]
    I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".
    Whilst walking many times on soi 4 after most of the lights go out at 3 am? I hear girls say "I go with you" "I want to suck your dick" I walk faster almost to a running speed LOL.

    I don't bother to look, my vision isn't good out there after the lights go out LOL I just assume its some fucking ladyboy LOL.

  12. #45540
    Quote Originally Posted by Goatscrot  [View Original Post]
    One of my fav happenings back in the day goes as follows; we were sitting at table by the back door and an Asian dude asked if he could sit with us. He was a Vietnamese American making a visit to Vietnam. He was a hoot. Saw a gal he liked passing by, grabbed her by the arm, looked her in the eye and said, "How would you like to s $ck my the $$k tonight?" She popped right down in his lap, grabbed his pecker and said, "ok. " Now that's my kind of dude an my kind of gal. Could you imagine the reaction of the current crop of Thermae girls to and approach like that? They'd freak out.
    I was walking by the Nana Hooters once and one of the girls standing there looking for a customer said something to me as I walked by that caught me so off guard, that I had to take her. She didn't ask me "what's your name", she didn't say "go with you", or any of that dumb shit they always say. As her opening line, she simply said "I want to lick your balls".

  13. #45539
    Quote Originally Posted by Syzygies  [View Original Post]
    One of my all time favourites was "After Hours" (Scorsese) which was a high suspense comedy thriller, and included Cheech and Chong in semi comedy roles. A "shit happens" type of movie and with some hot girls.
    I love that movie. They rarely ever show it or talk about it, but it's one of my all time favorites.

    A non Comedy that I love that you never hear about is Southern Comfort. It's a movie about a bunch of Louisiana rednecks in the Louisiana National Guard going into the swamp for training and they run into a group of guys who live in the swamp who kill them one by one after they act like immature assholes. Awesome flick.

  14. #45538
    Quote Originally Posted by Goatscrot  [View Original Post]
    One of my fav happenings back in the day goes as follows; we were sitting at table by the back door and an Asian dude asked if he could sit with us. He was a Vietnamese American making a visit to Vietnam. He was a hoot. Saw a gal he liked passing by, grabbed her by the arm, looked her in the eye and said, "How would you like to s $ck my the $$k tonight?" She popped right down in his lap, grabbed his pecker and said, "ok. " Now that's my kind of dude an my kind of gal. Could you imagine the reaction of the current crop of Thermae girls to and approach like that? They'd freak out.
    Ha ha very funny. I don't really recall for my early Thermae days, if any of my girls had much English, and would have understood his phrase. Maybe they could understand so basic but not speak much English, so "O.K." is an easy answer. My very first Thermae girl (1991) had big wide slung luscious natural tits of perfection, a huge bonus, since when picking her, I had no idea her tits were that good. She was a little bit of a show off loving to make model like poses for a photo. Anyway on the bed, after sex, she was jabbering away with me in Thai but with English pronouns inserted, like "I" and "you", which was actually quite tricky for me to follow having zero experience Odd English words mixed into Thai, and having a vocab limited to a few hundred words, and struggling to keep up with the pace. I had studied Thai quite hard prior to coming to Thailand for about 9 months. She would have been speaking English to me, if she had any significant ability. She was a Phitsanulok girl which is like bordering central and northern Thailand. I repeated her every night till she had enough money to return to Phitsanulok and that was the end of it. Not sure if I would rate her quite so fabulous today, I was coming off a low quality base back in home country, but back then I was in heaven every night.

    One of the first funny things was to see her naked perched squatting on top of the Hotel toilet seat to take a leak, clearly with little experience of a western toilet.

    I remember I had been practising basic Thai phrases before going to the Thermae, like "ja bpai rongraem gap phom mai" (will you go to the Hotel with me). No memory at all now if a price was discussed or not, or whether we had to discuss the duration. Seemed to be always all night bookings. So multiple fucks for a very low amount in those days. Was absolutely dumb to consider sleeping alone. I think the girl for the night was often cheaper than the Hotel room, despite me staying in budget Hotels, below the standard I would need today.

  15. #45537
    Quote Originally Posted by DCups  [View Original Post]
    I had a really nice pull out of Patpong when I was there two years ago. Could have been the same girl. Bought her a red, white and blue bikini which she filled out very nicely and spent two days with her. Wish I had kept her contact info because I'll be back in September.
    This one did fill out a bikini quite nicely. Looked even better naked. Small size implants, not nearly as distracting and off putting as some. I only mentioned the idea of sharing Line info casually as I was walking her to the motorcycle taxi stand afterwards but she did not jump at the opportunity so I dropped it. Thinking about it later, I did not ever see her look at a phone, try to charge it in my room or anything so she might not have had one. And some girls have snoopy sponsors, boyfriends or husbands who pay too close attention to their phone and Line activity so they don't want to deal with it on the job.

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