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  1. #43

    About massages in Nairobi

    2 Weecks ago in Newspaper in Nairobi. I fond out with telefoncals.

    That minimum price MASAGE is 600s /1h. Than evry handling sexuel you want, you must make appointment with girl from your servis. It can go up to 5000/1h. This system is the most expensif in Nairobi. Difficult to find right places in this city end taxidrivers smelling money. I was go with girlfriend of my. 2 in one room only tarif 600s. But the girls was giving al information for this type of things. The high prices have to do with renting prices from this appartments. For normal mongering, better Florida, Simmens End if urgent. My notebook stay full of nr.

  2. #42

    Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Forest
    My only complaint with Kenya was that 3 of 4 girls wanted to go bareback. Haven't they heard of HIV?
    Be damn sure that all of them have heard about it! But you bet your life, either they are already positive, or they simply wanna get pregnant from you! So or so, careful, folks!

    Cheers,

    Hesekiels

  3. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Forest
    I was at the Fairview (across the street from the Israeli embassy) 2 weeks ago.

    I picked up a girl in the street (not a hooker, but a college student on her way to classes) one night and the other three nights I picked a girl up at Florida 2000. Lots of talent there, although to get to the talent, you have to fight off a half dozen girls.

    Although getting through the front gate required driving this strange gauntlet in the street, no doubt thanks to the Israelis, getting back to my room at night with a girl was hassle free. No one asked me anything, and the girl just went up to my room with me.

    The cost was $150 US per night. The hotel is very nice, although my room was small.

    My only complaint with Kenya was that 3 of 4 girls wanted to go bareback. Haven't they heard of HIV?
    I don't know why the Israelis don't move their place to the styx like the Americans. It's really annoying.

    Forest, was your room in the back or in the main building?

  4. #40

    Girl Friendly Hotel

    I was at the Fairview (across the street from the Israeli embassy) 2 weeks ago.

    I picked up a girl in the street (not a hooker, but a college student on her way to classes) one night and the other three nights I picked a girl up at Florida 2000. Lots of talent there, although to get to the talent, you have to fight off a half dozen girls.

    Although getting through the front gate required driving this strange gauntlet in the street, no doubt thanks to the Israelis, getting back to my room at night with a girl was hassle free. No one asked me anything, and the girl just went up to my room with me.

    The cost was $150 US per night. The hotel is very nice, although my room was small.

    My only complaint with Kenya was that 3 of 4 girls wanted to go bareback. Haven't they heard of HIV?

  5. #39

    Local Cowboy

    Brings back memories, like yours they often followed a hard drinking night. I can recall stenches so awful one wonders how a bolt of divine inspired lightening hadn't yet rained down from heaven to eradicate such offense to nature.

  6. #38

    Local Cowboy

    Let me add my kudos to those already posted by Hesekiels. A truly great post! And it got me to thinking of my various (mis) adventures throughout the world. The problem is that most of mine have been in SE Asia, so it wouldn't be appropriate to post them here. I guess with a hobby like ours you're forced to take the bad with the good. Unfortunately for me, I read your post about the revolting pussy odor just as I was about to eat breakfast. Now, for some reason, the sight of the food is nauseating. Think I'll skip breakfast for the day.

    GE

  7. #37

    Nairobi Hotels list--2006

    Hi all. Being a n00bie, always looking for a way to contribute.

    If you go to this World Social Forum link. http: //wsf2007.org/info/accommodation. There is another link that allows a download of an Excel spreadsheet. Some wonderful person (s) did a lot of work on this, as it shows almost all hotels in and around Nairobi.- (It doesn't list my favorite hotel, which I will not share. Sorry! It's not girl-friendly anyway).- together with USD and KSh prices, single/double rates, divided into (under 20 USD)/(20-100 USD)/(over 100 USD).

    I just wish they maintained a column for "Girl-Friendly? "

    The list was last updated in October 2006, so the price may be a bit off. Also consider that Kenyan Shilling fluctuates. A lot. And a few hotels may no longer exist.

    My hope is that we can somehow keep the spreadsheet updated, and have a Report filed for each year.

    Hope this is useful.

  8. #36

    simply great!

    Quote Originally Posted by local cowboy
    a nasty encounter in solwezi zambia recently left me taking a trip down memory lane relieving some of the nasty, macabre and somewhat hilarious encounters i have had with working girls while out mongering...

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    local cowboy:

    now i am indeed speechless, brother! no doubt, the way you write is truly highest poetry and the very best i read for ages! many thanks for writing us such an entertaining, funny and informative post! keep the pen active, lc!


    cheers - hesekiels

  9. #35
    Just read both your posts. This is not a mongering report. This is literature! Fantastic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Local Cowboy
    A nasty encounter in Solwezi Zambia recently left me taking a trip down memory lane relieving some of the nasty, macabre and somewhat hilarious encounters I have had with working girls while out mongering.

  10. #34

    My Top 5 Mongering Disasters

    a nasty encounter in solwezi zambia recently left me taking a trip down memory lane relieving some of the nasty, macabre and somewhat hilarious encounters i have had with working girls while out mongering.

    here are my top five:

    number 1: smelly pussy

    i picked up a stunning looking girl in solwezi in zambia recently and what looked like a promising night turned out to be a disaster of biblical proportions (more details posted in the zambia section).

    once in the room after fondling her and she had undressed, the most revolting smell imaginable filled the room; her pussy smelled worse than roadkill, a skunk’s fart and rotting carrion all rolled into one.

    i thought of sending her to shower but after some nauseating seconds, i vomited and promptly shouted at her to get dressed and get the hell out of my room. she had the audacity to ask for her payment and a physical altercation almost ensued.

    i pushed her out of the room and it took me a few seconds to stop retching in disgust. my stomach was recoiling in protest. i sprayed the room with some deodorant but still there was an ugly sniff in the air. i could not sleep the whole night because i was getting stung by an angry army of mosquitoes. the trauma of it all has turned my libido from the usual billy-goat 150% to an all time erectile dysfunctional level.

    number 2: encounter with faggots

    i was sipping a cold tusker quietly at simmers nairobi when two men sitting next to me said hallo. i didn’t think much of it and we immediately begun discussing kenyan politics animatedly while marveling at the shenanigans our kenyan politicians engage in. after one too many rounds, they decided that we move on to annie oakley’s and since i had not identified any trollop that had captured my fancy, i readily agreed since i thought i would probably get better take away fish at annies.

    we jumped into their 4 x 4 and once in the car, one of the men fondled my knee and attempted to kiss me. i froze for a few seconds and sobered up as fast as a scud missile fired at the iraqi’s. i realized that i had all along been chatting with a couple of faggots who probably thought i was one of them. the dude tried to rub my balls and a major scuffle ensued. the one driving tried to assist his mate and the car promptly swerved off the road and landed in a ditch near sagret hotel. we brawled for a few minutes and i finally managed to get away. i had misread the situation at simmers in such an amateurish fashion that it was not even funny. i didn’t realize that there are middle-aged, portly and ugly faggots around. i thought they were all girlish looking as seen on tv. how naďve, i almost got my butt-hole deflowered in car. sheesh!


    number 3: nasty thongs

    i meet a tall hot looking mamacita with a figure to kill for at florida nightclub in nairobi. the place was crawling with mzungu’s and as usual it was quite difficult for me (a local and ugly) to score such a stunner with such mzungu competition around. i finally managed get her attention and after exchanging jambo’s, she asked me for a drink and after i bought her one, she took off before i could say condoleeza rice. i next spotted her dancing on the dance floor with some old white mzungu. i cut my losses and decided to lick my wounds at the counter with several tusker baridi’s.

    after a long time, she magically reappeared and being the experienced monger who understands the game, i knew she had failed to score her preferred mzungu and she had decided to "settle" with me. i threw my pride out of the window because her delicious booty was sending sirens screaming loudly deep in my balls.

    anyway, we later agreed on 1. 500 ksh for the night and retired to my place. i was so excited that i had managed to score such i stunner that i was all over her like a cat on a rat. i started licking her boobs and her belly then pulled off her jeans. i licked her navel, the bits of her pubic hair that were peeping out through the g-strings and also her pussy through the fabric.

    i decided to pull off her g-string with my teeth and in the process i was hit by a stunning shocker. she had major skid-marks on her g-string. a thick line of shit coated her g-string. she had probably gotten drunk and took a dump without bothering to use tissue paper afterwards. nasty! nasty! nasty! .

    need i say more? the night ended prematurely with me disgusted, angry and still horny. besides, i had to drive her all the way back to florida. damn!

    number 4: huge pussy

    i met some 9/10 somali stunner at simmers in nairobi who roundly rejected my advances each time. she repeatedly told me that she only sleeps with foreigners (mzungu’s, indians nigerians etc) since kenyans are "wanyama" (swahili for beasts) who shag and then refuse to pay up. i offered her the money severally upfront on different occasions but she repeatedly refused saying that she may get to my place or the lodge and i would start beating her up.

    anyway, to cut the long story short, after investing a lot of money on beers and cigarettes for her and her ‘sister’s over a period of almost a month; she finally agreed to give me a long overdue shag for 2. 000 ksh. it was a bit on the higher side but curiosity made me oblige.

    once in the room, she refused to give me a bj or even engage in any foreplay. she simply undressed and spread her legs wide open for me to enter and get over it.

    the sight of her pussy was shocking. she had a big gaping hole down there, so big that she could easily take on a donkey’s dick and a horse’s dick at the same time. i gathered the courage to enter her and my dick felt like a pin plugging in and out of a volcano’s crater. . total disaster!

    number 5: forgotten raincoat

    while in addis ababa-ethiopia, i was mesmerized by the sheer number of 9/10 to 10/10 stunners all over the place. ethiopians are bloody beautiful. setting a monger like me loose in addis ababa is like letting loose a monkey in a maize-field.

    i went to some nightclub and picked up a hot ethiopian number. she could not speak any english and that made the encounter even more intriguing, sensual and arousing. i simply bought tonnes of drinks and we danced the night away. i eventually got as high as a kite and as horny as a deviant catholic priest.

    negotiating for a price for a shag was a tricky affair. i placed her hand on my crotch and gestured to the exit. being drunk, i simply pulled out a bunch of birrs and handed them to her. she took some amount and returned the rest to me. off we went.

    once at the hotel, i was licking her all over and she was moaning like a porn starlet. she had the smoothest mullato skin i had ever seen and long silky natural hair (unlike the fake hair extensions and weaves in kenya). before i had realized it, i was deep inside her pussy thrusting hard like a bmw piston while she was scratching my back and moaning sensually. . i glanced over at the dressing table and saw the pack of condoms looking sadly at me, unwrapped and untouched.

    shit! i had forgotten my raincoat! i could not stop though, i kept shagging.

    the next few days i could not work, i kept thinking of diseases, viruses and infections. on the flight home i was cursing myself and promising myself that i would be faithful to my wife forever and ever. i managed that for a week.

    so, fellow mongers, have any of you experienced such howlers in your mongering adventures?

    editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

  11. #33

    Variety is the spice of life...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hesekiels
    GE:

    Good to know that you had a great time in Africa! Just pure curiousity: do you like the African girls better than pinays now? :)

    BTW, in December I will be back in the Fils. Just in case you should be in AC then, simply pm me.


    Cheers - Hesekiels
    Hesekiels:

    I lived and worked in Africa for five years in between SE Asia work, so being with African women was not a new experience for me. It's a difference experience but I would not judge it as better or worse. I love the directness of African women and the utter lack of bullshit about sex. I also like the lack of coyness and almost total lack of embarrassment. I love the grace and sweetness of Filipinas and the wide-eyed wonder with which some of them look at the world. Both situations are good, and I just try to enjoy wherever I am.

    I don't go to AC, so I won't be there when you're around. However, if you ever get to Davao or Manila let me know and we can get together.

    GE

  12. #32

    Kenya - Fils

    Quote Originally Posted by GoodEnough
    I just arrived back in Manila and will be back in Davao, where I live, tomorrow afternoon. I will probably be back in Nairobi in late January
    GE:

    Good to know that you had a great time in Africa! Just pure curiousity: do you like the African girls better than pinays now? :)

    BTW, in December I will be back in the Fils. Just in case you should be in AC then, simply pm me.


    Cheers - Hesekiels

  13. #31

    Nairobi Au Revior

    thanks to all of the guys on this board whose information and insights made my recently-completed trip to nairobi so enjoyable. i just arrived back in manila and will be back in davao, where i live, tomorrow afternoon. i will probably be back in nairobi in late january, so if any of your regular visitors are going to be there at that time, the first few beers are on me.

    i wanted to add the note that on my last evening at holiday inn, i noticed a large number of solo ladies, all of them in the business, rep001tered around the pool/outdoor bar area by about 9 in the evening. some of them were outstanding, others, in fact, the majority, were not. i have no idea of the financial expectations since i didn't avail myself of the opportunity but there was a lot on offer.

    the outdoor pool and bar area of the hotel is a very nice place to bring someone or to relax prior to going out. it's got live music, a large snack menu, and decent drinks. though i met people from all over europe, and a few from south africa, the majority of the foreigners during my three-day stay there were british, which may account for the baked beans served with breakfast in the morning. i forget if i mentioned in a prior post that breakfast is included in the price of the room and the breakfasts were substantial. i think it's served from about 6 or 6:30 until 10. if you have someone with you though, it's going to cost you another ksh1,000 for the privilege of having her eat with you.

    this was my first trip back to nairobi in ten years, and i was impressed with how far the place has come. it's substantially cleaner than it used to be and, from the general feeling of the place (and what i've been told by kenyans) it's also substantially safer. i only walked around a couple of center city neighborhoods a couple of times--especially in the immediate environs of simmers--but i didn't get hassled at all and never felt uneasy.

    ge

  14. #30

    Holiday Inn

    Quote Originally Posted by GoodEnough
    Holiday Inn is a great place. No one pays any attention when you bring a lady, and there's no registration and no extra fee. ... I think I've got a rate of about $175 a night...,

    That's indeed excellent news although the room rate is a little high. Maybe one can get a slightly better deal via internet? However, next time I'll try Holiday Inn as well. Thanks for the information, GE!


    Cheers - Hesekiels

  15. #29

    K1

    This is the Klub House, and it's a series of restaurants and bars housed in a single building. The one night I stopped by there was nothing happening at all and I was told by a Kenyan friend than it's more of a couples place than a pick up bar. From what I can gather, K2 is more of the same at a different location. I have not been to Casablanca, but I'm told by another friend here that it's a large, upscale disco and there are lots of ladies hanging around, though not necessarily pros. However, here, as elsewhere in Africa the dividing lines between pro, semi-pro and non-pro are pretty fluid, so I'm never sure how to characterize some of the women.

    After a month in Southern Sudan, I was starved for some decent food and wine and so last night went out to Alan Bobbes, a French Restaurant that's been around for more than 40 years. It was on Riverside Drive, and took about 20 minutes from central Nairobi to get there. The taxi ride was Ksh500. I was accompanied by the Kenyan lady I met on my previous trip.

    The good news is that this is an authentic French restaurant, with a decent wine list, and done up in a sort of Provencal style, with outdoor and indoor eating areas. It's all quite romantic, with soft jazz piped in and a typical Bistro-type chalk board menu. The service and the food were excellent and the place seemed to be frequented by some of Kenya's more affluent in-crowd. We shared a decent bottle of Bordeaux, and I had a duck confit and smoked salmon. I insisted on crepes suzettes and creme brulee for dessert. The bill for two, at $137 was not small, but after a month in Juba, it was well worth the price and the drive. This is not a place to go pick up women obviously, but it's a delightful destination if you happen to be with someone whose company you really enjoy.

    GE

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