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  1. #26
    Went here on Thursday about 6 o'clock. Gallo is 15 Q, Cabro is 15 Q, and Xelita is 25 Q. It was explained to me that whatever the lady drinks is 2 x the gentleman's price. My guess would be that the excess is split 50/50 with the lady vs. her getting the entire excess. It was fairly busy and there were about 15 ladies there, about 5 do-able. I explained to the two ladies that sat down with me that since I only drink beer, I only wanted to buy them beer and not Bailey's or some shit like that. The first one was not okay with that but Zuli from Chiquimullila was a beer drinker as well. We enjoyed our Cabros and I was shown and examined the merchandise on offer. Negotiations began. DFK yes (we were already doing that) BBBJ yes, CIM no ('peligroso'). Fine. Based on OMA's fine report, I made sure this BBBJ would not be for two minutes but would go on 'hasta el fin' if I assured her of a 'warning tap.'

    I said I needed more than 20 minutes and 30 for 250 was offered. But then Zuli said the house would want 20 Q more for the room, which might or might not be true, probably is, so that got us to 270 (exchange rate 7. 33/1). She asked if she could have another beer first and I said after, if the service was good.

    We went up and made out for about ten minutes, then she sucked and sucked and then I tapped and I sprayed her titties, and then we kissed a bit more until the knock came. I timed it and the knock came at 32 minutes so that was certainly fair. BJ skills a 6 but an 8 for enthusiasm. Service was good so another beer was in order. When we got to the table she beat around the Bush a little and finally said, 'Xelita puede ser?' = could I have a (slightly more expensive) Xelita? This is an excellent local 'craft' beer. Cabro is also brewed in Xela. So that would mean an extra 20 Q to me. Nothing. 'Sí, mi amor, como quieras' Left about 8 PM and it was typical Latin América, dark and a bit chaotic but did not seem particularly sketchy as I walked home from Zona 2 to Zona 1.

    I liked this place. Clean, reasonably well-lit, friendly waiters (different one when we came back down) who did not press for propinas and therefore each received 20. The second one did suggest that 50 would be better and I laughed and said 'Yes, and 100 would be even better than that,' and got up and left.

    Leaving Xela, I was stranded by the shuttle company in LOS Encuentros so they sent me a cab, which only delayed me by 20 minutes and was nicer. Driver Luis and I began to talk about the merits of various local beers. He liked Gallo and Modelo and thus likes a lighter beer than I do. We discussed whether it was loyal for a chapín to drink méxicana beer and he stated that it was okay in his case because his grandmother was méxicana. The conversation then turned seamlessly to pussy and he recommended a place not too far from Kumbala II called Madero, so the next monger who finds his way to this pleasant but rather isolated city can check that one out.

  2. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMeAgain  [View Original Post]
    I was in Xela a while back and decided to go to Kumbala II (or Cumbala II as it is sometimes written on this and other sites). I tried getting there on my own, following the directions on another site, but they weren't exactly accurate. I ended up taking a cab, as the cabbie knew its location. Here are directions to the place if you want to try to find it yourself: First, find the traffic circle on the east side of town that contains the Monument of the Marimba. Go one block to the northwest on Cuesta Blanca (or 7 a Calle). Take the first right. Take a left on the third street, and it will be on your left in that first block. The club has its name written in large letters on the exterior. I was told it was safe for gringos to walk around Xela until 8 or 9 in the evening, but I timed my visit so that I was out of Kumbala by 6 pm and back in my room by 6:15 pm (I was staying about a mile away).
    OK, I just walked to this place. It is the sixth left. Go to the rotonda, go NW on Séptima Calle such that you pass McDonald's, first right is 6th or Sexta Avenida, and there is a good sized street sign assuring you that you are at the corner of 7th or Séptima Calle and 6th or Sexta Avenida. I then took the third left, followed it until it dead-ended, and no prostibulo existed. Took the fourth left, nothing. Took the fifth left, Calle 10 A, nothing. Cursed some and was going to give up, but on 10 A there were some bars that looked like maybe hookers would hang out there, or at the very least a gringo could find some kind of trouble, but they were on the odd numbered side of the street. Was going to give up and go into one, but something told me to walk one more street and bingo. So it is on Calle 11 and although it had no street number I could see, it is directly across from 5-57. So if we call Kumbala II 5-56, the address would be 11th Ave, or Undécima Avenida, 5-56,2 (for the zone). The 5 indicates it is between 5th and 6th avenues, and the lower the number, the closer it would be to the lower numbered avenida.

    I counted the streets twice and after you make the right turn, it is the sixth possible left turn. Across the street from it is a large, garishly painted building that says in fairly large letters, El Ángel Tacos y Más. That might help you know where to turn. There is a little tiny brass plaque on the taco side of the street that identifies it as Calle 11 but I doubt that could be seen from a car, even in daylight. I confirmed with the guy washing the door that it does open at 4 PM. Shoulda asked him if it was open on Sundays but I will try to remember that when I visit for real next week.

    Note that if you have the tourist map, it stops at Calle 10 as far as Avenida 6 is concerned so you are just off edge of that map. Hope that helps!

  3. #24
    OK, thanks. I will try to find it next week. Definitely north of the rotonda.

  4. #23

    Kumbala II location.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead  [View Original Post]
    So going one block NW on 7th street or Sptima Calle, you are turning right on 6th avenue or Sexta Avenida. Then going three blocks means you are turning left onto 10th Street or thecima Calle. Club should be between 6th Avenue and 5th Avenue / Quinta Avenida. However, searching google says it is on 4th Avenida. Remember if using a taxi that this place is in Zona 2. There are identical addresses in the three different zonas that comprise downtown.

    The map, however, shows it being SOUTHwest of the rotonda, between Avenidas 6 and 7 and Calles 2 and 3:

    https://es.foursquare.com/v/cumbala-...6e0f9053e64145
    Every map that I found that claimed to show the location was wrong. Facebook has it on 8 a (I forget if Avenida or Calle), but on the wrong side of Cuesta Blanca. Foursquare's map is wrong. When I zoomed in on the correct block in google maps, I did see the name Kumbala appear in the right place, but I had to zoom in very far.

  5. #22
    So going one block NW on 7th street or Séptima Calle, you are turning right on 6th avenue or Sexta Avenida. Then going three blocks means you are turning left onto 10th Street or theécima Calle. Club should be between 6th Avenue and 5th Avenue / Quinta Avenida. However, searching google says it is on 4th Avenida. Remember if using a taxi that this place is in Zona 2. There are identical addresses in the three different zonas that comprise downtown.

    The map, however, shows it being SOUTHwest of the rotonda, between Avenidas 6 and 7 and Calles 2 and 3:

    https://es.foursquare.com/v/cumbala-...6e0f9053e64145

  6. #21

    Kumbala II.

    I was in Xela a while back and decided to go to Kumbala II (or Cumbala II as it is sometimes written on this and other sites). I tried getting there on my own, following the directions on another site, but they weren't exactly accurate. I ended up taking a cab, as the cabbie knew its location. Here are directions to the place if you want to try to find it yourself: First, find the traffic circle on the east side of town that contains the Monument of the Marimba. Go one block to the northwest on Cuesta Blanca (or 7 a Calle). Take the first right. Take a left on the third street, and it will be on your left in that first block. The club has its name written in large letters on the exterior. I was told it was safe for gringos to walk around Xela until 8 or 9 in the evening, but I timed my visit so that I was out of Kumbala by 6 pm and back in my room by 6:15 pm (I was staying about a mile away).

    Kumbala opens at 4 pm, and I arrived at 4:15 or so. I was one of the first patrons, and when I arrived only one dancer was on the floor. She soon joined me, and I bought her a lady's drink. (I think my Gallo was 15 Q; her drink was 60 Q.) Soon she had pulled her top down and placed my hand firmly on a breast, and I was even able to encourage her to play with me through my pants, although she would only do that for a few seconds. She told me she likes to do BJs and demonstrated a bit of her technique on my fingers and on hers as well. I asked if she likes to kiss, and soon we were engaged in some rather heavy kissing with lots of tongue play. I wanted to try out other dancers before going upstairs, so after I turned down her pleading many times for an additional drink or to go upstairs, she moved on. By this time a half dozen dancers were on the floor. None were circulating, but soon I caught the eye of a rather cute one across the way and motioned to the empty chair beside me, and she joined me- although she sat in the chair for only a few seconds; the rest of the time she was straddling my legs and pressing her pussy against my lap. She pulled up her top and encouraged me to bury my face between her bra-covered tits, and she pulled aside her panties for a quick glimpse of the kitty. She drained her drink rather quickly, though, and moved on.

    I caught the eye of the first dancer and motioned upstairs, and she came over. The cost to go to a private room was 200 Q for 20 minutes (around $30 US) and included everything. In the room, though, she only would do what I bet she did with every patron: quick uncovered BJ, then covered BJ, then fuck. It was over in minutes.

    If I could do it all over again, I'd just get floor dances from different dancers. The two I got were much more erotic than the wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am robotic service upstairs. Get a number of floor dances; get really turned on; rub one out at home. It'd be as meaningful as going upstairs.

  7. #20

    Street Prostitutes?

    Hi,

    I wonder where I can just pick a woman on the street and take her to a Hotel?

    Everybody keeps talking about that clubs. Is it that unusual in Guatemala?

  8. #19

    14-30 House now Prestige Nightclub

    I went and checked out 6 a Calle 14-30 house last week. The new look mentioned below is very different, it's actually a full-on nice strip club now called Prestige, not just a casa de citas. Couches to sit back on and watch the dancers strip, fully nude, and most importantly, the women are mostly hot! Q100 buys a beer for a lady, which means she'll sit and flirt or dance with you for a half hour.

    The prices to go to one of the bedrooms have skyrocketed, though! Q400 for 15 minutes, Q700 for 30, and Q1000 for an hour! Holy crap, I almost laughed or cried. That's more than double than before the remodel. I did go for the 1/2 hour, she was hot and I wanted it, and it was nice. I think I might go try Cumbala II next time, though, to see what's happened to their prices.

  9. #18

    Renewal

    The 14-30 or Magic Lady Massage house or Casa de citas has new look and really nice Señoritas.

    I really recommend this place to you if you have the chance to spend a hot night in Xela.

  10. #17

    Anyone currently in Xela?

    I'm here for a short bit studying Spanish. Took a walk to the area with Culumba 2 just to see what the area was like. I'm new to Spanish and new to mongering, so I wouldn't mind someone showing me the ropes. If anyone is here and looking for some action, let's meet up. I'll even treat you to some of those necessary beers.

  11. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Lakia  [View Original Post]
    Tried Magic Lady yesterday. It's a casa de masaje that turns into a casa cerrada type bar after 4PM. Only friendly Andrea was available at 2PM. Had a one hour session with her (Q350). Would go back again.
    Lakia you could have bang about 4 chicas for 350q's try going to cumbala 2 and try patty out if she's still there and hasn't gained any weight. She's about a 7 then she has a friend that came down with her from Honduras (don't remember name) , she's absolutely gorgeous in the girl next door type of way.

    Cumbala 2 has a couple of very pretty girls but I haven't' seen a 10 in there in a while. When a 10 comes in she's only there for a day or two.

  12. #15

    Magic Lady in Xela

    Tried Magic Lady yesterday. It's a casa de masaje that turns into a casa cerrada type bar after 4PM. Only friendly Andrea was available at 2PM. Had a one hour session with her (Q350). Would go back again.

  13. #14

    Magic Lady in Xela

    Went to Magic Lady in Xela. It's a bar from 4PM. Before that time, it offers only masajes. Had a session with Andrea, a very friendly girl from Guatemala City for one hour (Q350). Would go back there again.

  14. #13

    Unusual Experience for Me

    I was in Quetzaltenango 6 months ago. I just returned today. The first thing I did was go to the Monja Blanca) a real working man's prostibulo) to see two ladies whih whom I had spent a lot of enjoyable time. What a turnover, only 1 out of 8 of the ladies was the same. But the beautiful lady that I did see. We spent 30 minutes in her room (170Q) but I wanted to see more of her. I asked her out to dinner that night for which I had to pay the house 200Q. On the date I could see that she was a little hard for me to understand. I guess we had not talked much in the room. At the restaurant (Casa Antigua) when she was given the menu she told me she could not read so I read it to her. That was certainly a first for me.

    For what it is worth, TLN would have cost 600Q. She told me that she had workd in Panajachel but was on call, not in a casa. I did not get more detail.

  15. #12

    Xela

    Spent last weekend there 12/2010.

    Quick report.

    All these places just ask a taxi driver. I used number 51 out of central square.

    Culumba 1 don't waist your time.

    Culumba 2 had best selection 7-8 descent girls and lots of fat ones $100 Q / 15 $200Q / 30 min beer 20-30 q.

    Olympic's better stage to watch had 3-4 good looking girls rest fat $ 100-200Q negotiate Beer 30q.

    Las Vegas and cita under neath, I ran rather fast for my taxi LOL.

    Club exsesso mix of girls but really load music.

    Hooked up Friday and sat at culumba 2 gringoed for $300q first night 45 min $100 Q second night after talking to cpl locals, my Spanish school is paying off. Later that night I met a cpl locals at olympic's and they took me to a really nice up scale cita. Had a blast nice looking chicas same prices really nice place was sworn to secrecy on that one sorry guys. I have an invite back to both the house and the three guys I hung with. When we left the olympic's I was expecting a taxi but we jumped in there BMW. What a fun night out! Spanish is paying off and having a great time though it's not Colombia. Back in feb for another month of school here.

    Cheers for now.

    Sky

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