Vientiane

[Sinclair3]

Haha, the funniest thing I've read this year.

Here are my results so far. Feb 2025.

1. Some matches with girls on Tinder and Badoo. Had one bad date (girl wanted to use me for immediate coffee, then eating at food court, then movie, then sit and chat. I cut it off by saying next time for movie because I actually wanted coffee and eat at food court myself at Vientiane Center Lao mall area. Took a taxi back to my Airbnb area and she was cold in the taxi, when we arrived we chatted briefly and she did not want to discuss further and left. She mentioned she traveled to Pattaya and Phuket in the past, probably hardened bar girl who just wanted to milk me, no interest in me at all.

One good date. Tinder - girl wanted long term relationship, went on a date walked along Vientiane night market area first night. Second night went to her friend's wedding and a night out of drinking. She invited herself to my room with no prompting, sat on my bed and promptly took out a maxi pad and said no sex only looking for a serious relationship. As it was 2 am and a night of drinking did not argue and walked her to her car, mixed signals. Results pending..

[Platypusahh]

Will be visiting Vientiane first from Mid-Mach to Luang Prabang and then to Vang Vieng and back to Vientiane. So let me know schedule, I am sure we can catch up in any of the Cities.

I am in LP now until March 19.

[Platypusahh]

Will be visiting Vientiane first from Mid-Mach to Luang Prabang and then to Vang Vieng and back to Vientiane. So let me know schedule, I am sure we can catch up in any of the Cities.

A piece of my luggage broke and I am getting it shipped to my hotel here in LP, will be in LP until I receive it, probably until mid March.

I did a similar route in visiting VTE, VV, and LP! Let me know if you have any questions.

[FuriousDraken]

Right now I plan on being in LP for a bit, sure I would be up for meeting if I return and chill in VTE for a while. Depends on how the vibes are in LP.

Will be visiting Vientiane first from Mid-Mach to Luang Prabang and then to Vang Vieng and back to Vientiane. So let me know schedule, I am sure we can catch up in any of the Cities.

[Platypusahh]

Hey Platypusahh & RedKilt, coming to VTE for work. We can meet up and chill, Beer on Me.

Right now I plan on being in LP for a bit, sure I would be up for meeting if I return and chill in VTE for a while. Depends on how the vibes are in LP.

[Platypusahh]

When I am searching Erotic massage or Massage Erotic it takes me to Thailand. Can you share that one Japanese character?

In Vientiane, this is what you search for on google maps -.

The first massage parlor is called.

1. Tai YuanGe Men's Massage.

2. Run by the same people, was called Men's Massage on google maps. It is near Mr. Oven Barber shop. Now it seems to be called Z hotel and massage spa.

In Japanese you can search for "Massage Service" in Katakana "MASAAJI SABASE" you can try to use google translate for the Japanese katakana.

Good Luck.

[FuriousDraken]

#5. Massage is called Men's Massage. In google it shows up with Japanese characters.

- Can also search in google maps for "erotic massage" or "massage erotic" , you get the results.

When I am searching Erotic massage or Massage Erotic it takes me to Thailand. Can you share that one Japanese character?

[Red Kilt]

Hey Platypusahh & RedKilt, coming to VTE for work. We can meet up and chill, Beer on Me.

Bad luck mate. I am leaving today.

I found a good massage place on Chao Anou but by accident.

My lower back and buttocks needed some work, so I randomly picked a place for a one-hour lumbar massage.

First of all, a ladyboy washed my feet downstairs, but when I saw that he / she was going to do the massage I said No. I prefer a real 100% woman.

The ladyboy was not happy but hey. My money my choice.

A cute little lady set off up the stairs and when I saw we were going up to Level 3 my hopes were raised as it was very quiet and nobody was up there.

After I put on the obligatory shorts she gave me a sensational massage hitting all the right spots. Then she flipped me over and asked if I wanted my stomach massaged which, I have learned, is a signal for the upsell. She said 600 k for BJ and I said no. Too much.

She immediately said 500 k and I said I will give you 400 k (and she agreed). She wanted the money in her hand before proceeding so that was OK with me.

Off came the shorts and she went to town (very nicely too).

She must have liked my size because she said "Wow, very big. I want to boom boom" and she jumped on and rode me to the end.

I think this was a stroke of luck encounter although I was well-dressed in my office clothes so maybe she decided I was Mr Lucky today.

I headed off down the 3 flights of stairs. I read Plat's posts and he seemed to work hard to find a happy ending so, as I said, I was lucky today I guess.

I won't put the name on this open site as I know LE checks it. I will share the address with paid-up members.

[FuriousDraken]

Hey Platypusahh & RedKilt, coming to VTE for work. We can meet up and chill, Beer on Me.

[Platypusahh]

Here are my results so far. Feb 2025.

1. Some matches with girls on Tinder and Badoo. Had one bad date (girl wanted to use me for immediate coffee, then eating at food court, then movie, then sit and chat. I cut it off by saying next time for movie because I actually wanted coffee and eat at food court myself at Vientiane Center Lao mall area. Took a taxi back to my Airbnb area and she was cold in the taxi, when we arrived we chatted briefly and she did not want to discuss further and left. She mentioned she traveled to Pattaya and Phuket in the past, probably hardened bar girl who just wanted to milk me, no interest in me at all.

One good date. Tinder - girl wanted long term relationship, went on a date walked along Vientiane night market area first night. Second night went to her friend's wedding and a night out of drinking. She invited herself to my room with no prompting, sat on my bed and promptly took out a maxi pad and said no sex only looking for a serious relationship. As it was 2 am and a night of drinking did not argue and walked her to her car, mixed signals. Results pending.

2. Went to a few massage parlors, zero sex available, some use the term "VIP service", which can get confusing. It is better to be direct and ask if (boom boom and sex) is available with the girls.

3. Went to a KTV on one of the main roads, they even called a girl to come visit me, the price was $350,000 for the room for one hour Karaoke and $350,000 for the girl. When I reconfirmed if boom boom / sex was available with the girl, she declined. I got out without paying anything.

4. Massage LOC PHAT. On Rue Nokeo koummane -.

Sex available, cost was $75, or 1,500,000 kip, covered, one pop, the girl did agree to give a massage for the remaining time. 3 girls available..

#5. Massage is called Men's Massage. In google it shows up with Japanese characters.

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- Can also search in google maps for "erotic massage" or "massage erotic" , you get the results.

[Philip Marlow]

This is the business card information for the "men / s massage" in vientiane. Saving for posterity.

Best selection, maybe 8-10 girls, all mostly speak Lao or Chinese use google translate. Prices 45-50 $ usd, can use loca-pay or alibaba.

Thank you for taking the time to post all this great info. I've been to Vientiane several times but never looked for P4 P fun there. Next time I go I'll look into some of the places you mentioned.

Cheers.

[Platypusahh]

This is the business card information for the "men / s massage" in vientiane. Saving for posterity.

Best selection, maybe 8-10 girls, all mostly speak Lao or Chinese use google translate. Prices 45-50 $ usd, can use loca-pay or alibaba.

[Platypusahh]

I matched with an account on badoo, switched over to LINE App, and right out of the gate I offered 800,000 for her time. Appears to be a handler, messaged me 800,000 short time and 1,500,000 long time. 3 girls to choose from, the one I picked was not available so he sent my second choice. She was chubbier than her photo but still attractive, in and out in 30 minutes.

[Platypusahh]

1. Yoon Massage and Spa, on Rue Samsenthai, asked, no boom boom or sex available. Legit.

2. Phokham Massage and Spa, off of Chao Anou Road. My favorite normal massage for 90,000 kip for legit massage. There are private rooms separated by a curtain with the mat on the ground, possibly extras if negotiated correctly and depending on the person. I have not tried it yet but will most likely give it a shot and offer. Nothing to lose.

So far only found those 3 massage places that offer sex. There may be more places around the city that have a MP within a MP if you ask for boom-boom sex.

[Platypusahh]

Good to know that the scene is alive and well but has moved "undercover" Plat.

I am working here for a few weeks, so meetups are not a priority for me, but your advice is helpful to others who might be flailing around with little result.

Here are my results so far. Feb 2025.

1. Some matches with girls on Tinder and Badoo. Had one bad date (girl wanted to use me for immediate coffee, then eating at food court, then movie, then sit and chat. I cut it off by saying next time for movie because I actually wanted coffee and eat at food court myself at Vientiane Center Lao mall area. Took a taxi back to my Airbnb area and she was cold in the taxi, when we arrived we chatted briefly and she did not want to discuss further and left. She mentioned she traveled to Pattaya and Phuket in the past, probably hardened bar girl who just wanted to milk me, no interest in me at all.

One good date. Tinder - girl wanted long term relationship, went on a date walked along Vientiane night market area first night. Second night went to her friend's wedding and a night out of drinking. She invited herself to my room with no prompting, sat on my bed and promptly took out a maxi pad and said no sex only looking for a serious relationship. As it was 2 am and a night of drinking did not argue and walked her to her car, mixed signals. Results pending.

2. Went to a few massage parlors, zero sex available, some use the term "VIP service", which can get confusing. It is better to be direct and ask if (boom boom and sex) is available with the girls.

3. Went to a KTV on one of the main roads, they even called a girl to come visit me, the price was $350,000 for the room for one hour Karaoke and $350,000 for the girl. When I reconfirmed if boom boom / sex was available with the girl, she declined. I got out without paying anything.

4. Massage LOC PHAT. On Rue Nokeo koummane -.

Sex available, cost was $75, or 1,500,000 kip, covered, one pop, the girl did agree to give a massage for the remaining time. 3 girls available.

5. Massage Vientiane, Rue Nongdouang, - 8-10 girls available.

A massage parlor within an innocent massage parlor, have to tell front desk you are looking for boom-boom.

Sex available, mostly a chinese place, use translator, I am semi-fluent in Mandarin, cost is $44 usd for one pop or 40 minutes whichever comes first, 2 pops appears to be $150. Yes it is USD. I paid 1,000,000 Kip which is $44, or they charge 300 yuan on alipay which is $41. Hours are 1 pm? - 3 am. Disappointing is one pop. Many of these girls do not smile, I picked a girl one pop, tried to make some small talk to make her feel comfortable, did not much affect results, she did not want to stay after or do any massages saying it is not on the menu, left after 25 minutes and a shower.

6. Massage Tai YuanGe Men's Massage, off of RTE Luang Prabang, near SoupHaxay Computer.

Sex supposedly available, closed on Mondays. Took a picture of the outside signs.

Analysis. Scene has gone underground. You have to look for MPs within MPs. There is no way an innocent backpacker is going to stumble upon extra services unless he specifically asks or negotiates it. Badoo and Tinder girls will take a lot of work. Will have to work on pickup game, picking up girls numbers in daytime and get them to come out at night, and still have to pay something. Nightclubs will probably yield better results but need to stay up late.

Photo A. The room I used in Mens Massage off Rue Nongduang.

Photo be. Price list in English at Men's Massage.

Photo see. Tai YuanGe Men's Massage.

Thanks for reading!