Vientiane

**Platypusahh** · 04-11-25 15:02

Good bye Vientiane. Still the best place for mongering (compared to VV and LP) in my opinion. There are not many options and one has to be very persistent, but the experience would be the best compared to LP and VV. For those interested in only mongering, look elsewhere. For those that like unassuming backpacking and culture and good food, Laos is pretty good.

I came from Chengdu China were mongering has been eliminated completely, so it was a welcome change for me, but if I had come from anywhere else, it would be a downgrade. I would return because I have contacts now, and I know what to do, and prices are affordable, but don't go solely for mongering unless you have something setup online beforehand.

**Platypusahh** · 04-11-25 14:52

Originally Posted by Raycx5 [View Original Post]

Hi Platy,

When your post was posted, I just arrived at VV and I just posted by worst experience on another post. Other Areas. Apprecaite your response. I did try Loc Phat. Chose a very cute Vietnamese that looks like a Japanese. Very basic BBBJ that lasted like 20 seconds LOL. Good attitude and great smiles. I'm not able to PM as I'm a free member, but appreciate the offer. Hit or miss. Looks like Laos girls have no concept of service, probably because they grew up in a communist country. I'm heading to LP next and read all your posts and Steve's. What's the name of the massage place that's the gold mine you guys found near the south by SK veterinary clinic and Pistoche swimming pool? I googled massage and couldn't find any between them.

I'm flying to BKK after and really looking forward to better service, albeit pricier, huge variety of entertainment options! Then to Phuket.

Thanks!

The gold mine spa place is south of Pongkham Residence. Unfortunately the location is not tagged on google maps. It is part of a complex wedged into between a small grocery store and a restaurant. You cannot miss it because it is both a legit massage place and a erotic massage (the erotic one is on the left, and only opens in the evenings around 7 pm).

I know it sounds ridiculous but many places have no address, you just have to look on foot.

If you go south of Phu Vao road, and pass by Pongkham Residence and Halo Garden BBQ, you should be able to see some Beauty shops on the left. Go one or two more blocks and you should see the massage parlors on the right. If you hit the intersection with pistoche swimming pool you have gone too far.

Sorry I can give better directions but its really terrible their shipping and address situations, either their roads are not named or people just know where everything is.

Believe me I had my share of terrible Lao mongering experiences, even had a few normal girls they were a bit crazy in the head.

I have been in Vietnam and Cuba, also communist countries, the girls were not terrible there. Cuba had some decent service quality. Lao girls are just bad, they can claim that prize alone.

**Raycx5** · 04-09-25 12:27

Hi Platy,

When your post was posted, I just arrived at VV and I just posted by worst experience on another post. Other Areas. Apprecaite your response. I did try Loc Phat. Chose a very cute Vietnamese that looks like a Japanese. Very basic BBBJ that lasted like 20 seconds LOL. Good attitude and great smiles. I'm not able to PM as I'm a free member, but appreciate the offer. Hit or miss. Looks like Laos girls have no concept of service, probably because they grew up in a communist country. I'm heading to LP next and read all your posts and Steve's. What's the name of the massage place that's the gold mine you guys found near the south by SK veterinary clinic and Pistoche swimming pool? I googled massage and couldn't find any between them.

I'm flying to BKK after and really looking forward to better service, albeit pricier, huge variety of entertainment options! Then to Phuket.

Thanks!

**Platypusahh** · 04-08-25 08:53

Originally Posted by Raycx5 [View Original Post]

Hi Platypusahh, thanks for all your detailed report and I'm flying into Vientiane on 4/6 for a few days. It's my first time visiting Laos. If you're free, would you like to meet up? Thanks!

If you private message me, I have a number of a contact who sends me girls for 700,000. Quality is above average, attitude is hit or miss, typical Lao girls problem. At least its a home service in the comfort of my apartment. He charges 800,000 kip but I convinced to let me get lower rates. In LP and VV I was able to get 600,000 kip but again, attitude problems.

**Platypusahh** · 04-08-25 08:29

Originally Posted by Raycx5 [View Original Post]

Hi Platypusahh, thanks for all your detailed report and I'm flying into Vientiane on 4/6 for a few days. It's my first time visiting Laos. If you're free, would you like to meet up? Thanks!

I always end up checking this website late. Its difficult to schedule meetups without phone numbers or private messaging. My train is in 24 hours to Hanoi. I recommend seeing some of my previous posts about where to find action in Vientiane.

Where are you staying near?

**Raycx5** · 04-03-25 04:31

Originally Posted by Platypusahh [View Original Post]

My Apologies, I left for Plain of Jars and Phonsavan. I recently returned and tomorrow I leave for Vientiane for one week..

Hi Platypusahh, thanks for all your detailed report and I'm flying into Vientiane on 4/6 for a few days. It's my first time visiting Laos. If you're free, would you like to meet up? Thanks!

**Platypusahh** · 04-01-25 20:07

Originally Posted by FuriousDraken [View Original Post]

We can meet in Luang Prabang because I am in Luang Prabang.

My Apologies, I left for Plain of Jars and Phonsavan. I recently returned and tomorrow I leave for Vientiane for one week. If you check, we can meet tomorrow morning before my train, my Laos number [Telephone Number deleted by Admin].

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**FuriousDraken** · 03-19-25 07:29

Originally Posted by Platypusahh [View Original Post]

I have just extended one more week in Luang Prabang. The package I was waiting for just arrived into Laos and I have to wait until it delivers to my hotel here, in retrospect probably should have sent it to Vientiane knowing the probable delay.

My current plan is to arrive at Vientiane March 26.

It will be a challenge to meet up as we both need to be checking this blog, I guess just check back March 26 and we can find a restaurant or bar to meet up when I am in VTE. You are staying in Vientiane Long term?

We can meet in Luang Prabang because I am in Luang Prabang.

**Platypusahh** · 03-18-25 09:22

Originally Posted by Sinclair3 [View Original Post]

Haha, the funniest thing I've read this year.

And who said the Chinese do not have a sense of humor? LOL.

**Platypusahh** · 03-18-25 09:20

Originally Posted by FuriousDraken [View Original Post]

Hey Brother can meet up just let me the location and time. I don't have Sub though so how do we communicate.

I have just extended one more week in Luang Prabang. The package I was waiting for just arrived into Laos and I have to wait until it delivers to my hotel here, in retrospect probably should have sent it to Vientiane knowing the probable delay.

My current plan is to arrive at Vientiane March 26.

It will be a challenge to meet up as we both need to be checking this blog, I guess just check back March 26 and we can find a restaurant or bar to meet up when I am in VTE. You are staying in Vientiane Long term?

**Sinclair3** · 03-14-25 20:21

Haha, the funniest thing I've read this year.

Originally Posted by Platypusahh [View Original Post]

Here are my results so far. Feb 2025.

1. Some matches with girls on Tinder and Badoo. Had one bad date (girl wanted to use me for immediate coffee, then eating at food court, then movie, then sit and chat. I cut it off by saying next time for movie because I actually wanted coffee and eat at food court myself at Vientiane Center Lao mall area. Took a taxi back to my Airbnb area and she was cold in the taxi, when we arrived we chatted briefly and she did not want to discuss further and left. She mentioned she traveled to Pattaya and Phuket in the past, probably hardened bar girl who just wanted to milk me, no interest in me at all.

One good date. Tinder - girl wanted long term relationship, went on a date walked along Vientiane night market area first night. Second night went to her friend's wedding and a night out of drinking. She invited herself to my room with no prompting, sat on my bed and promptly took out a maxi pad and said no sex only looking for a serious relationship. As it was 2 am and a night of drinking did not argue and walked her to her car, mixed signals. Results pending..

**Platypusahh** · 03-12-25 14:57

Originally Posted by FuriousDraken [View Original Post]

Will be visiting Vientiane first from Mid-Mach to Luang Prabang and then to Vang Vieng and back to Vientiane. So let me know schedule, I am sure we can catch up in any of the Cities.

I am in LP now until March 19.

**Platypusahh** · 03-06-25 15:19

Originally Posted by FuriousDraken [View Original Post]

Will be visiting Vientiane first from Mid-Mach to Luang Prabang and then to Vang Vieng and back to Vientiane. So let me know schedule, I am sure we can catch up in any of the Cities.

A piece of my luggage broke and I am getting it shipped to my hotel here in LP, will be in LP until I receive it, probably until mid March.

I did a similar route in visiting VTE, VV, and LP! Let me know if you have any questions.

**FuriousDraken** · 02-28-25 05:35

Originally Posted by Platypusahh [View Original Post]

Right now I plan on being in LP for a bit, sure I would be up for meeting if I return and chill in VTE for a while. Depends on how the vibes are in LP.

Will be visiting Vientiane first from Mid-Mach to Luang Prabang and then to Vang Vieng and back to Vientiane. So let me know schedule, I am sure we can catch up in any of the Cities.

**Platypusahh** · 02-27-25 05:32

Originally Posted by FuriousDraken [View Original Post]

Hey Platypusahh & RedKilt, coming to VTE for work. We can meet up and chill, Beer on Me.

Right now I plan on being in LP for a bit, sure I would be up for meeting if I return and chill in VTE for a while. Depends on how the vibes are in LP.