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**DrDewman** · 04-29-23 10:33

Originally Posted by GauchoReal23 [View Original Post]

Hey brother. Just go into town and saw this thread. No luck onthe number Now it looks like its a dude's. Any other advice? First round'll be on me.

- TyGuacho.

I saw your posts.

I am in town and would be great to meet up and show you around both Antigua and Guatemala City.

You do not have Direct Message. I'm unable to contact you.

**Giz99** · 04-18-23 11:57

Originally Posted by Chacal60 [View Original Post]

I used Skokka with some hit or miss luck last year in GC, including one gal who was Antigua based. Mainly Nica and Salvadoran and a few of the contacts I made were scam / gang related but between the massage shops and Skokka I was only alone when I wanted to be.

I had some luck with Skokka but a lot of girls did want to come up from Guatemala city. I found one how had no issue travelling and repeated with her / Some of the agencies seemed flakey and pricier. I even found a short term novia through Badoo who visited on a regular basis.

**Chacal60** · 04-17-23 13:10

I used Skokka with some hit or miss luck last year in GC, including one gal who was Antigua based. Mainly Nica and Salvadoran and a few of the contacts I made were scam / gang related but between the massage shops and Skokka I was only alone when I wanted to be.

Originally Posted by GauchoReal23 [View Original Post]

Arrived today and walked around a bit. Looking for a good spot or number. Love ass. Anyone else here that has some advice to give a guy looking to stickaround for a while?

Be cool to meet another old timer and grab a beer. Share some stories.

- TyGaucho.

**GauchoReal23** · 03-18-23 06:22

Originally Posted by Huacho [View Original Post]

Google is indicating that Diva's is open, and until 1 AM. It's outside the city limits of Antigua so I assume they can serve alcohol until at least 11 PM. If you want to check before heading out there.

Heard there's a second one open now. They separate locations or right next to each other?

- TyGaucho.

**GauchoReal23** · 03-18-23 05:58

Arrived today and walked around a bit. Looking for a good spot or number. Love ass. Anyone else here that has some advice to give a guy looking to stickaround for a while?

Be cool to meet another old timer and grab a beer. Share some stories.

- TyGaucho.

**GauchoReal23** · 03-18-23 05:53

Originally Posted by Huacho [View Original Post]

Here is a phone number for a hooker that works in Antigua. Goes by Jesy. Nicaraguan. 502 3337 0509. Tell her you got the number from a bartender; she has been going into the bars and handing out a card saying 'masajes why ms. ' Decent body, negotiable on price (try for 300), did her three times, probably done with her. Enjoy!

Hey brother. Just go into town and saw this thread. No luck onthe number Now it looks like its a dude's. Any other advice? First round'll be on me.

- TyGuacho.

**Huacho** · 12-22-22 14:46

Here is a phone number for a hooker that works in Antigua. Goes by Jesy. Nicaraguan. 502 3337 0509. Tell her you got the number from a bartender; she has been going into the bars and handing out a card saying 'masajes why más. ' Decent body, negotiable on price (try for 300), did her three times, probably done with her. Enjoy!

**OctavioG** · 11-09-22 23:51

I just spent 3 days in Antigua, had no luck with any of the street-walking areas mentioned, did not head to the clubs though. I didn't see anyone looking like a puta, but I did approach three different women I liked the look of and got zero acceptances. I guess the town is doing well-enough financially (it is beautiful with great restaurants) or the women are just tired of gringos, or maybe it was just me. Hoping for more luck in the capital.

**Huacho** · 07-09-22 22:20

Been approached twice recently, last month and last night, on 7 a Avenida near 4 a Calle. Close to La Bodegona. First one was about 3 in the afternoon. She was cute but I had just gotten off the treadmill and needed to shower, and had my regular coming over that night. I should have gotten her number. Then last night around 8 PM. This one was older and I was quite drunk so I took her back to my place for 300 Q. Everything covered, lots of rules, nice tits, WNR, didn't finish or really care. The regular is coming over tonight anyway. She's from England.

**Huacho** · 01-30-22 00:15

Google is indicating that Diva's is open, and until 1 AM. It's outside the city limits of Antigua so I assume they can serve alcohol until at least 11 PM. If you want to check before heading out there.

**FloridaGuy123** · 11-05-21 00:26

Originally Posted by TomJackin [View Original Post]

Welcome to Antigua! The home of expats, backpackers, and Spanish schools.

Why go there? I've never been, had some days off, and the airfare was favorable. Even more so, I wanted to meet my Spanish teacher of four years.

In our hobby, Antigua is a tough town. BUT, when there is a need to play, I always seem to find someone to play with!

Hey Tom,

Thanks a lot for the info! Looking to take an impromptu trip down to Guatemala to hike some of the volcanos and to taste the local delicacies.

If you have any recommendations for Antigua please let me know.

**SubComm** · 09-25-21 06:04

Originally Posted by Huacho [View Original Post]

Are to be found on the east side of Alameda Santa Luca, primarily on 2 a Calle. One is a deaf mute called Muda and gives good BJs. If you see some woman on that corner or in the block between Santa Luca and 7 a Avenida gesticulating at you without saying anything, that's Muda. Then on the NW corner of 2 a Calle and 7 a Avenida you have Bar El Paso. Any unaccompanied woman in there can be presumed to be a hooker. There are three love hotels in this area. Blue Star #1 and #2 are on 1 a Calle, one between Santa Luca and 7 a Avenida and one between 7 a and 6 a Avenidas. Hotel Bali is on 2 a Calle between either 6 a and 7 a Avenidas or between 7 a and Santa Luca. So if you see a lone woman come out of one of these, 90% she is a hooker. Ditto if a man and woman come out together and go in different directions.

Also, not a streetwalker but there is a gal named Flor who works some of the gringo bars, Mono Loco and Travel Menu for example, and speaks perfect English due to growing up in the US before being deported at 17 to a country she did not even remember. Flor primarily sells weed but is open to suggestions, and is a freak.

I'm not sure if the clubs in Joco are open now but alcohol sales have to stop at 9 PM and I can't be arsed to go there sober.

Thanks for the intel. It's been a few years since I have been to Antigua but this should give me a good reason to return.

**Huacho** · 09-24-21 22:39

Are to be found on the east side of Alameda Santa Lucía, primarily on 2 a Calle. One is a deaf mute called Muda and gives good BJs. If you see some woman on that corner or in the block between Santa Lucía and 7 a Avenida gesticulating at you without saying anything, that's Muda. Then on the NW corner of 2 a Calle and 7 a Avenida you have Bar El Paso. Any unaccompanied woman in there can be presumed to be a hooker. There are three love hotels in this area. Blue Star #1 and #2 are on 1 a Calle, one between Santa Lucía and 7 a Avenida and one between 7 a and 6 a Avenidas. Hotel Bali is on 2 a Calle between either 6 a and 7 a Avenidas or between 7 a and Santa Lucía. So if you see a lone woman come out of one of these, 90% she is a hooker. Ditto if a man and woman come out together and go in different directions.

Also, not a streetwalker but there is a gal named Flor who works some of the gringo bars, Mono Loco and Travel Menu for example, and speaks perfect English due to growing up in the US before being deported at 17 to a country she did not even remember. Flor primarily sells weed but is open to suggestions, and is a freak.

I'm not sure if the clubs in Joco are open now but alcohol sales have to stop at 9 PM and I can't be arsed to go there sober.

**TomJackin** · 01-06-20 22:59

Welcome to Antigua! The home of expats, backpackers, and Spanish schools.

Why go there? I've never been, had some days off, and the airfare was favorable. Even more so, I wanted to meet my Spanish teacher of four years.

In our hobby, Antigua is a tough town. BUT, when there is a need to play, I always seem to find someone to play with!

CBX:

I took the CBX bridge for $32 round trip to the Tijuana airport. I headed to the VIP lounge and paid around $22 for free flowing drinks and chow. Word of caution, CBX has gotten quite popular over time and there was large crowd trying to get through immigration. Thus, give yourself more time to get through the process.

The Pinche FMM:

"The FMM, Forma Migratoria Mltiple, is a tourist permit or tourist card that allows citizens from the USA And Canada (as well as from other countries) to travel in Mexico. ".

You have two options for the FMM. The less than 7 days that is free. OR you purchase a 6 month for multiple entries. Because I'm in Mexico almost once a week, I usually buy the 6 month FMM because I'm too fucking lazy to stand in line to get the free one every time I enter.

I bought my recent FMM while entering Tijuana earlier this December and I paid 558 pesos for the damn thing. Thus, I cleared immigration in Tijuana with no issues. BUT, when I was boarding my flight to Guate in Mexico City, one of the attendants took my FMM from me!

I was fucking pissed! When I boarded the aircraft, I raised holy hell about the issue (in somewhat of a nice way). One of the supervisors came aboard and tried to explain the reasoning, which I still don't understand. The supervisor told me not to worry because I would get a new free one when I return, but it would only be good for 7 days; WTF? My best guess is that if you are traveling to another location in Mexico, you hold on to the FMM. But if are headed to another country, they take the FMM.

Flight:

Round trip flights out of Tijuana on Aeromexico or Volaris can be had for less than 400 USD. The flight was less than three hours to Mexico City, and then another two to Guatemala. Overall, the air time was less than five hours; fast and easy trip.

Airport transportation:

Because I arrived somewhat late, I had the hotel arrange transportation from Guate to Antigua, it took around one hour to get to the hotel. The private car was pricy, but secure. I took Uber back to the airport for around 23 bucks.

Getting around town:

Uber was available all over Antigua and was priced reasonable. Plus, the town is not that big, so walking around exploring is the best way to check out what Antigua has to offer.

Lodging:

I stayed in Hotel Porta; really nice hotel. I had a garden deluxe room with a fireplace, which the girls loved. Great hotel and staff! The hotel is very quiet and I found it girl friendly, with discretion of course.

Money:

The currency in Guatemala is the Quetzal. Again, because I arrived somewhat late I exchanged some money, enough to get me through the night. The airport rate was 6. 11 to one USD; which sucked! The next day, I went to a bank called BAM and got a rate of 7. 57. When I was exploring the area Saturday, I saw a regular exchange place on 5th Ave. Next to a Subway restaurant; not sure of the exchange rate.

Communication:

I have the North American T-Mobile plan, so calls, texts, and. Using internet were included. Phone calls were 25 cents per minute. I used Google maps several times while walking around the city.

Spanish:

Another reason for my visit to Guatemala was to practice my Spanish with my teacher and the locals. Well, it seemed like many of the locals in the city spoke English and wanted to practice their English with me. But I was able to communicate in Spanish for the most part.

Restaurants:

I went to some restaurants and they were a hit and miss. Here are the highlights and lowlights:

La Casa de las Sopas. Very damn good!
La Fonda de la Calle Real. Expensive and the food sucks!
Angie Angie Caf - Very good Italian.
Restaurante Las Antorchas. Outstanding!
Cerro de San Cristobal. Great place for a wonderful view, and a drink of course. Food was also served; it was OK.

The mongering scene:

Strip / table dance clubs:

After research and exploring, I know of and been to three P2 P bars / clubs. They are all close together and just a short ride outside of Antigua. They are on your way to Jocotenango.

They are Divas 1 & 2 Clubs and Bar El Zodiaco.

In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. The fichas were various prices; I am quoting the lowest ficha price. All three clubs I went to offered sex in the clubs. All quoted prices are in Guatemala Quetzals. If I'm wrong with any of the pricing in any of the clubs, please correct me.

WARNING: While I was running through the three clubs, I realized I was the only Gringo in the clubs, and that was just fine with me. But understand, these places seem to cater to locals. Having said that, I had a great time in all the places and never felt threaten in any way whatsoever.

Club: Divas 1 Club.
Cover: None.
Ficha: Varies on drink choice; around 50 and up.
Sex: 300 for 20 minutes /600 for 40 minutes /130 USD TLN.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 10+ - Depending the night.
Quality of chicas: OK to Very Good.
Night / Time: Thursday at 10:00.
Comments: I was in this club every night when I was in Antigua. I pulled an overnight from two different girls. Both were from Nicaragua. There is one dark skinned chica from Belize that I really wanted to spend time with, but I ran out of time dammit!

Club: Divas 2 Club.
Cover: None.
Ficha: Varies on drink choice; around 50 and up.
Sex: 300 for 20 minutes /600 for 40 minutes /130 USD TLN.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 6 - Depending the night.
Quality of chicas: OK to Very Good.
Night / Time: Thursday at 11:00.
Comments: I also was in this club every night when I was in Antigua. Yep, there were 6 chicas available and I had a chance to chat with them all. I just sat at the bar and they each chica came up and chatted; I liked this place too!

Club: Bar El Zodiaco.
Cover: None.
Ficha: Varies on drink choice; around 50 and up.
Sex: 200 for 15 minutes / Not sure of the rest.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 10+ - Depending the night.
Quality of chicas: OK to not sure.
Night / Time: Thursday at Midnight.
Comments: I only went to this bar the first night. All the girls were chunky and seemed drugged on boredom. I did not see any reason to stay or return to this bar / club.

Street girls:

I looked for SGs, but no luck whatsoever.

Casas / massage places:

I did not look for or visit any casas / massage places.

Ruins:

I did not look for or visit any ruins.

Volcanoes:

I did see a couple, but I kept my distance. After my horror experience with Mount Pinatubo in 1991 while in PI, I never want to deal with another fucking volcano ever again!

Museums:

I did not look for or visit any museums.

Churches:

I seen a bunch of churches, but I refused to enter any of them. Because they tend to burn down as I'm walking out of the damn place.

Cupid / Tinder / craigslist:

Because I already had an agenda before I arrived, I did not have much time to do much of anything else.

Overall thoughts on Antigua:

Safety:

I was all over the city and usually, I did not get back to the hotel until 2-4 am. I never once felt threatened and the staff in the clubs / restaurants treated me with the upmost respect.

Even though the trip was rather pricey, I still enjoyed what this city had to offer. I really enjoyed my time in country. The weather was cool during the day, but it cool down even more during the evenings. I had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community; no regrets whatsoever!

I also enjoyed all the female vendors wearing the traditional clothes with their kids in tow, also wearing the traditional clothing. What I thought was humorous were all the Mayan dressed vendors checking their Facebook and WhatsApp on their cell phones. I'm sure one of the Mayan gods, like Yum Kaax, would love to return to life and snatch all those damn cell phones!

Would I ever return to Antigua? Nah, lately I have this "been there, done that" mentality. And I still have two more Spanish speaking countries to explore. Also I have many places left to explore in Mexico.

As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!