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  1. #746
    EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted in accordance with the ISG Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing any racist attacks or derogatory comments directed towards another forum member or to the public in general.

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    1 down, 2 to go

    Will somebody please report this guy's next racist comment via the "Report this Post to a Moderator" link, and be sure to note that it will be his 2nd violation.

    Thanks,

    Jackson

  2. #745

    Sergio, the Taxista

    Does anyone know if Sergio still is driving his taxi/tours of the casas in Managua?

  3. #744

    Report deleted by Admin

    Greetings everyone,

    I deleted Down Deep's report posted here because...

    1. Down Deep is an alias for The Whole 9, who was identified as a serial spammer because he continiously posted crime stories that were intended to dissuade members from visiting Nicaragua.

    2. The "report" posted here was nothing more than a recap of his (The Whole 9's) previous stories.

    Thanks,

    Jackson

  4. #743

    Let Me See It Too: "Schlong-tastic!"

    On Monday I came into a few extra dollars, some unexpected free time, and the desire to loose the cabin feever that had claimed my absense from the chongos (*****houses.) At about 1800 hours, after completing my Tona liter, I went to the casa de citas (wh*rehouse.)

    Entering la primera casa de citas (the first wh*rehouse) I was greeted with jubilation, not for the money I would give the girls- 'cause I don't- but for my personality. Making the rounds I received a few free hugs and gropes. I had been scoping out the next victim or winner of la "Paleta Chocolate" trophy (trofeo.) Conclusion: All of the wh*res present will get shafted! Conversation was shared among government officials, deportees, desempleados (the unemployed, ) management, and las trabajadoras (the hookers.)

    The conversation with the girls was one focused on how much d*ck I possess. The conversation with the girls was one focused on how many hours I can stroke before ejaculation. The conversation with the girls was one focused on how my primary duty is to wax their booties. These topics of conversation, of course, were not initated by me, but by the girls as is always the case. Always, the girls and other patrons iniate conversation about the Big Black Schlong. Why? 'Cause the curiosity sits in the forefront of their minds. As for me, I never think about how much d*ck I'm packing or the next man's inadequacies.

    After a few hours at this location I scooped-up mi carnal (my homeboy.) As we began our route to la segunda casa de citas, one of the fanatics of the Big Black Schlong shouted my name out so she may receive a hug and conversation. Impressed by my popularity inside and outside the chongos, mi carnal was like "dammm. " He revealed that he had witnessed this petitie beauty the day prior and wanted to explore her femininity. In tandem, we walked her to a secret location where she was going to fleece a trick that had been stalking her all day at la primera casa de citas. I informed my friend that he could tap those guts 'cause she's too skinny for the Big Black Schlong!

    En la segunda casa de citas (at the second wh*rehouse) la duena (the owner) gave me a big hug since I had not visited her establishement for a significant period of time. Even senior citizens pimp and trick! She had two new girls working, one of which was blessed by the Big Black Schlong at another location. The p*ssy no sirve (aint about nothing.) On the other hand, the second new employee was a nice dark morena with more jelly than Smuckers. La morena (dark-skinned girl) gathered intelligence from la senora y la otra muchacha (the senior citizen and other girl) as to the prowess of the Big Black Schlong. After one liter of Tona, mi compadre (my partner) and I departed, but after I received hugs from all of the girls, including some flitation with the senior citizen owner. At this juncture my partner was gaining true confidence in the talents, skills, and popularity of the Big Black Schlong.

    La tercera casa de citas (the third wh*rehouse) was visited and possessed two (2) bad-ass white b*tches! Titties busting out of their shirts. More legs than a girafe. Beautiful pearly white teeth. Long silky hair. And a mouth that talked more playto / plaeto (bullsh*t) that has only been heard in Reparto Chic or San Judas. (Watch your back in those barrios: Caliente! ) Of course, the conversation went to the Big Black Schlong, not on my part, but on their lust and curiosity. (My partner had been thrusted into a world of Big Black Schlong fascination. Considering I was paying the expenses for this excursion, he had nothing to say. And it wasn't I whjo intiated these conversations and gropes, but were the girls! )

    Early on into the 12-ounce Tona beer, una chela (one white girl) requested to see the Big Black Schlong! She claimed that she was not scared to ride the pony. She claimed that she was the "Real Deep Throat" and not deputy director from the Richard Nixon administration. She further confirmed that good men are easy to find, but it's a good d*ck that presents the challenge! Being a true gentleman, I slowly walked over to her lounge chair and stood before her eyes. At eye level she witnessed the bulg of my Ralph Lauren linen shorts. She attempted to grab the Big Black Schlong through the zipper area, but was instructed to run her hand alnog my thigh to reach her trophy. With Ralph Lauren boxer briefs on she was able to pull the Big Black Schlong from his restnig area and run him along my thigh. If you can imagine a vertical pulley or cable opening your home garage or industrial wharehouse doors then you will be visualizing her treatment of the Big Black Schlong. For her it was laffy taffy. For her it was lust come true. For her co-workers it was, "Let Me See It Too! " (Hopefully, my partner didn't get curious on what all of this fascination was with the Big Black Schlong.) After her 30-seconds of foreplay or should I say penis-play she stated with glee and confirmation, "eres ofi" (you're official / you're the real thing.) No response was needed on my part.

    La cuarta casa de citas (the fourth wh*rehouse) was visited and not the atmosphere we choose to participate in, so we left. La quinta casa de citas (the fifth wh*rehouse) was visited where pleasantries were exchanged with management. And finally la sexta casa de citas (the sixth sh*rehouse) was visited where old-time fuck pieces were seen. Again, la trabajadoras commented and wanted to see for themselves the Big Black Schlong. After one tone 12-ounce beer, we departed.

    Completing our 6-hour excursion, we ate Comida Nica (Nicaraguan food) where the cook / trabajadora revealed to my friend that she was good friends with his wife and knew his young daughters, mother-in-law, and other family members. In pure damage control he began to state that it was I who forced him to visit the casa de citas and how he found them unattractive. He continued to sell her of his disgust and non-participation for the entirety of his meal until I told him it's time to go. I teased him on how his night turned out: What for me was free Big Black Schlong worship at 3 of 6 locations was worry for him about the cook spilling the beans on his frequenting casa de citas until 0300 hours. Why he was not at home with the wife and children on a workday will foreever haunt him.

    Note: Except for two (2) girls, none of the ten (10) other girls have ever earned the Big Black Schlong trophy. Nonetheless, they are more than eager to please, experiment, witness, taste, feel, and explore the Big Black Schlong.

    For my friend this had to be a wild experience since this was our first-time running the streets together! What can one say about the Big Black Schlong: Myth or reality, see fore yourself!

    EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

  5. #742
    Quote Originally Posted by Ganon
    Do any member know what is like MASAJES KAUFFMAN Ciudad Jardín Q-19?
    I don't know where this is located. Cd. Jardin is the entrance into the Mercado Oriental and Calle Principal del Cd. Jardin. Either you enter the mercado or travel down the calle prinicpal. There are only these two options.

    Cd. Jardin Q-19? I imagine this is a strip mall shopping center address or a modulo / locale.

    More of an address needs to be given 'cause Cd. Jardin is a neighborhood, not a destination.

  6. #741

    Q-19

    Yes DrDewman, that's is what I saw in the paginas amarillas, I was wanting to know if any member had been there, recently and if the dirrecion was still correct, thanks much.

    Quote Originally Posted by DrDewman
    Ganon,

    I have never been here that I know of, because I did go with Meat Loaf to some spots that I never knew the name of. I typed it in on Paginas Amarillas.com which is the Latin Yellow pages and got the phone number if that helps any. It is 505 244-3405.

    The address listed is the same as you posted. With the address any taxi driver should be able to locate it for you and now maybe you or the taxi driver could even call to get better directions if needed,

    There are about 18 other listings under Masajes if you click the link on the page.
    Good Luck.

    Dewman

  7. #740
    There used to be some black Latinas at Polanco's. I took a few of them back to my hotel and tried them out, they were pretty good!


    Quote Originally Posted by Curry
    As direct as I can possibly be, I was just wondering if anyone can point me towards the Black latinas in Managua. Im sure they exist as they do thrughout the Caribbean and Central America but I see no trace of them here. Thanks guys.Im searching for an alternative to Brasil ,DR,and Colombia so please keep that in mind before answering.

  8. #739

    Black Latinas? Negras?

    As direct as I can possibly be, I was just wondering if anyone can point me towards the Black latinas in Managua. Im sure they exist as they do thrughout the Caribbean and Central America but I see no trace of them here. Thanks guys.Im searching for an alternative to Brasil ,DR,and Colombia so please keep that in mind before answering.

  9. #738

    Masajes Kauffman

    Ganon,

    I have never been here that I know of, because I did go with Meat Loaf to some spots that I never knew the name of. I typed it in on Paginas Amarillas.com which is the Latin Yellow pages and got the phone number if that helps any. It is 505 244-3405.

    The address listed is the same as you posted. With the address any taxi driver should be able to locate it for you and now maybe you or the taxi driver could even call to get better directions if needed,

    There are about 18 other listings under Masajes if you click the link on the page.
    Good Luck.

    Dewman

  10. #737

    Masajes Kauffman

    Do any member know what is like MASAJES KAUFFMAN Ciudad Jardín Q-19?

  11. #736

    Cassandra @ Diamond Club?

    Greetings, Gentlemen,

    Any of you know or spent time with Cassandra at the Diamond Club?

    She's tall and a sweetie. Just curious.

    I assume from previous posts that the Diamond Club isn't popular among regulars here, and I'm not looking for debate on the relative merits of the place, but info on the specific girl.

    Thanks!

    G

  12. #735

    crime in Nicaragua

    Get a grip on reality guys!

    I lived for two years in Managua and never once had problems with crime. I spent way more time in the seedier barrios of Managua as all my friends were 25 year-olds, bar tenders, just your normal unemployed barrio-rats, working girls, dancers, and yes …… the true Nicaraguans of the city. I had the most fun of my life living, loving and hanging with the poorest of the poor Nicaraguans. Without exaggeration, 2-3 nights per week I spent in Villa Venezuela (very near the club called Polanco) living and playing with friends from the strip clubs and brothels. Go to the police department in Managua and check what minimal crime statistics they have and you will see that Villa Venezuela is considered one of the two highest crime areas in the city. And I never, not once, had a problem in two years. That is not merely dumb luck, that just shows that Managua is not the hot-bed of crime as being portrayed in this thread.

    Now, guys, don’t be absolute morons out there. Be careful, watch your back, and don’t walk down the streets at three in the morning dead drunk and looking to get mugged. Be smart. However, Guatemala City, San Salvador and San José are very, very much more dangerous cities than is Managua.

    Managua may be a total dump. But it is a relatively safe, fun adventure.

  13. #734

    Crime and Punishment in Nicarauga

    Quote Originally Posted by Dougefresh
    "However, your recent series of reports focused on criminal activity in Nicaragua is beginning to appear like you are attempting to paint an overtly negative image of Nicaragua in order to dissuade anyone from visiting."
    Mga is dangerous. Just like any other large latin american capital. The rest of Nicarauga is considerably safer.

    Just observe the following precautions:

    A) Don't walk the streets at nite. In the nightclub/tourist areas there are guards on the corner. This means these areas are safer, but NOT 100% SAFE. Don't be lured into a false sense of security and idly walk around late at nite in these areas just because there are guards. Keep your late at nite walking around to a bare minimum. If you have to walk a block a block or so in a guarded tourist area in order to find a cab, then so be it. In unguarded areas, I wouldn't walk a foot late at nite.

    B) Take a Taxi everywhere you go. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Avoid the gypsy cabs like the plague. I ran into trouble once getting into a gypsy cab. Only get into taxis from a fleet with a recognizable brand name.

    C) Do not pickup streetwalkers. This is dangerous. There are plenty of attractive women available in the chongos. Chongos offer a more secure more controlled environment. The chongo price is about the same as the streetwalker price.

    EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

  14. #733
    Quote Originally Posted by Artisttyp
    This is a great little intro paragraph to managua. It sounds like my sort of thing. Can someone tell me where I can locate "the meatloaf guide" ? I've looked in the reports of distinctions and I don't see it. No need to give me the link. I just need the thread and I can do the rest myself.
    Artisttyp - I wrote a Trip Report on 10/28/2007 with phone #'s and addresses of a large number of chongos. This is not as comprehensive as a Tungrunghua mongering guide, but still useful. It is a bit dated now. Chongos tend to move around alot in Managua. Since then, Meat Loaf has posted some corrections and updates.

    Recommended Chongos:
    Club Fenix (still at same location)
    Good Times (still at same location)
    Claudias

    For location and phone numbers, follow this link to my trip report:
    [link] http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=423 [/link]

    Hope This Helps

    Water Boy

  15. #732
    Quote Originally Posted by The Whole 9
    Yes, Salvador !! does have some "scally-wags!" And to f*ck a b*tch in those closets for rooms with no sheets or the girl brings sheets, but uses them for all of her clients is gross.

    Water Boy, what other requirements do you have before blessing a lady with your manhood?
    Why should I spend my Cordobas on some old overweight skank at SalvadorII, when I can get a 20-25 year old for the same price at Fenix or Good Times?

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