Stupid shit in Medellin

[Gabacho]

It appears that a lot of ISG members do not know the difference between Immigration and Customs or at least they use the word Customs to refer to Immigration. I am going to correct this.

Immigration (Migracion):

These are the people who decide whether or not you can enter the country. These are the agents you have to show your passport to upon arrival and they ask you some basic questions about your travel and then stamp your passport allowing entry for 90 days. They also handle the checkmig forms and other types of visas for people entering on a visa for an extended stay.

Customs (Aduanas):

This is a separate entity from immigration. They are the people who (after you have been permitted to enter the country by immigration) check your luggage and backpack for prohibited items. Their main concern is to look for and confiscate things such as raw meat and produce. You may have accidentally had a bad of lemmons taken away from you at the x-ray machine that you forgot you had in your backpack. Those guys are customs (in Spanish they are called aduanas).

They are two separate entities and customs never stamps your passport. I think the confusion may come from the fact that in the US the two are combined into one agency called Customs and Border Protection (CBP). But in most countries, and Colombia and Mexico are no exception, immigration and customs are two separate government agencies with separate stations set up within the port of entry.

[Triple Darknes]

I actually feel much safer in the barrio than I do in Centro. I've never seen a snatch and grab in the barrio can't say the same about centro LOL. Also centro has alot more noise from people cars and busses. The barrio is much quieter except for ocasional dog barking and roosters crowing in the mornings.

Also the climate is noticeably cooler up in santo domingo too. Easily between 5 to 10 degrees cooler than the temperature in Centro. I don't know how many times I'll leave my place and it's chilly so I put on a hoodie and when I get down to Centro I need to take it off. Sometimes at night it can be downright cold to the point where you need an electric space heater or a heavy blanket. Definitely alot cooler than Cali. I've been to Cali twice and both times it felt warmer than what I'm used to in Medellin.

I'd say that generally Cali is about 10 to 12 degrees hotter than Centro in Medellin.

I've been to Bogota and after years in Cali it was cold enough to require a jacket and a thick blanket at night /.

Humidity tends to be lower in Cali * because it's still rather hilly* than say Cartegena or Santo Domingo in the DR.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Gabacho]

Gabacho, isn't the story you made up about the customs agent was she did not like me too? I will remind you that she thought I was a sex vacationing monger, saw my gal and her daughter, and completely changed her tune. In other words, she thought I was like all the guys you mentioned and you. That is why you had to make up a lie about it. You could not stand the fact that Colombian customs hates you.

And you post valuable information? If customs knew how you behaved and guys let customs know they were following your lead, they would not get into the country.

Actually, if you are being an ugly ass American, and you are, I could make the case you are of concern to me and any American who goes to Colombia.

But that is not what bugs me the most. What gets me about the classic Medellin morons the most is their obsession with what others pay. How many times have we heard the line you guys are overpaying and ruining Medellin? Well, maybe the reason prices are up is that guys like you are paying ugly chicks, and the hotter ones are saying, "If that girl charges $20, I am worth at least $60". Again, you are oblivious to the fact that you might be fucking things up for others.

Jealous of what exactly?

I do hate the idiotic misogynistic phrase pussy is pussy. Besides, anyone saying that is implying they are fucking ugly women, the concept behind that is if you are spending any money on a woman outside of just for sex, you are a fool and a simp. Isn't that what binds you and the rest of the Medellin morons? That you are so smart and do not let women sucker you out of money and you only spend money on pussy?

That "smart" attitude is looking pretty stupid right now but maybe it is working in Thailand. If so, I wish you the best and you should stay there.

What I deducted (or is deduced) from your Migracion Colombia (What you incorrectly refer to as customs) story, is that you went to the line that said Ciudadanos instead of extranjeros. I believe you said that in your own post. You then went on to mention that the agent was giving you a hard time after looking through your passport. This has never happened to me in all my trips to Colombia since 2018. So I assumed that she was simply mad at you because you were trying to cut the line by not going to the extranjero side and waiting for an agent. If that assumption was wrong I apologize. Months after that I saw that others also had hard times going thru migracion Colombia at MDE airport and I changed my opinion on the matter. This was reinforced by a video interview DC Rob did with a guy who was detained and deported from MDE airport, although I think he left out information in his interview with DC Rob, I see your point that the Colombian government is currently hostile towards some Americans, particularly those whom it thinks are mongers.

Hopefully things go back to normal after the current administrations change. Petro is too far left and is very unpopular among his own constituents. Fico while a popular mayor is too far right and his presidential aspirations are only that aspirations. History has shown us time and time again that extremist from either side of the spectrum don't last very long.

Anyways, compared to the racist comments from Miamiboy I find your comments to be not so offensive. I am actually enjoying Thailand and having a great time here. It's a pretty nice country and seems more developed than Colombia and some things are actually a better value here and the food is much better too.

When I met up with Sub we went to soi buakhao and we're drinking until midnight and it started raining and we kept drinking until the streets literally flooded. He is a real person and not just an internet personality and I'm actually glad that we put aside the bullshit and decided to meet up over drinks.

Anyways I'm willing to squash the beef.

And I apologize for the rim job comments.

-Gabacho Out.

[Elvis 2008]

Matter of fact does anyone here besides MB1 even like you? Villainy doesn't like you, Huacho doesn't like you, I know Sub and I sure the hell don't either, and I know Mr. E doesn't like you. All you have here are enemies because all you do is talk shit and repest your same bullshit. When was the last time you posted a trip report Elvis?

Gabacho, isn't the story you made up about the customs agent was she did not like me too? I will remind you that she thought I was a sex vacationing monger, saw my gal and her daughter, and completely changed her tune. In other words, she thought I was like all the guys you mentioned and you. That is why you had to make up a lie about it. You could not stand the fact that Colombian customs hates you.

And you post valuable information? If customs knew how you behaved and guys let customs know they were following your lead, they would not get into the country.

Who I am fucking is of no concern to you Elvis.

Actually, if you are being an ugly ass American, and you are, I could make the case you are of concern to me and any American who goes to Colombia.

But that is not what bugs me the most. What gets me about the classic Medellin morons the most is their obsession with what others pay. How many times have we heard the line you guys are overpaying and ruining Medellin? Well, maybe the reason prices are up is that guys like you are paying ugly chicks, and the hotter ones are saying, "If that girl charges $20, I am worth at least $60". Again, you are oblivious to the fact that you might be fucking things up for others.

You're just a hater Elvis. A jealous scumbag.

Jealous of what exactly?

I do hate the idiotic misogynistic phrase pussy is pussy. Besides, anyone saying that is implying they are fucking ugly women, the concept behind that is if you are spending any money on a woman outside of just for sex, you are a fool and a simp. Isn't that what binds you and the rest of the Medellin morons? That you are so smart and do not let women sucker you out of money and you only spend money on pussy?

That "smart" attitude is looking pretty stupid right now but maybe it is working in Thailand. If so, I wish you the best and you should stay there.

[Huacho]

I have said it multiple times. I don't post photos of the girls I slept with

We mostly fuck women and don't waste time sleeping with girls, you short eyed gwal.

[Gabacho]

Lets tie his balls to the trailer hitch too, so that you have a company.

And he shows his true colors.

Is this what you do with people you don't like or disagree with??

Tie them to the trailer hitch or your vehicle and drag them on the ground?

Is that what your parents / grandparents did to African Americans back in Mississippi or Alabama or wherever your family is from??

Are you proud of your own bigotry and racist remarks??

You might as well change your name to Lawrence Brewer and your buddy Elvis is Shawn Berry since he is the driver.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder...r.?wprov=sfla1

[MiamiBoy1]

Fair enough. But how can you judge the photos of other people? How can you compare them when you are not offering to show yours? Do you really believe that the girls you play to sleep with you as the the Professional Trick that you are will not take that same amount of money or more to sleep with another trick?

What this means is you need to just STFU MiamiBoy and stop rolling as the CAP (Colombian Appearance Police). The girls that Gabacho has been with here in Thailand and the pictures he has shown me of girls he has been with in Colombia are not ugly. You are completely off base when it comes to that. You and your clown car driver. You have no standing to comment on the pictures that anyone posts if you are not posting them. I don't post pictures of girls on ISG either. Find a comment in the last 12 years that I have made about a picture someone else has posted.

Now both and your clown car driver can STFU or we can keep this beef going. Ball is in your court!

I can comment on any post or a photo posted here. If a girl is ugly, I will say that she is ugly. If she is hot, I will congratulate a monger who fucked her, p4 p or not. Simple as that. You don't comment on anyone else's photos? Okay, that's your choice. If one doesn't want to get comments, they should refrain from posting photos. So STFU.

Your friend Gabacho has posted his girls, and also has posted some trip reports (disgusting at times) and it is obvious what the quality of his girls is. The fact that you don't find his girls ugly indicates that your standards are just as low as his. No surprise here, 2 tricks who roll similarly will almost always agree on everything and will rate hoes the same.

Now, show the photos of his girls to someone who is really experienced fucking hot women, and I'm not talking about myself here, because I'm still learning and improving myself, and you will get a fair assessment which both of you wouldn't like to hear.

Let’s tie his balls to the trailer hitch too, so that you have a company.

[Gabacho]

No doubt, I don't know if I would be comfortable even though I do believe that the crime issue especially in Medellin versus Cali is slightly overblown.

I actually feel much safer in the barrio than I do in Centro. I've never seen a snatch and grab in the barrio can't say the same about centro LOL. Also centro has alot more noise from people cars and busses. The barrio is much quieter except for ocasional dog barking and roosters crowing in the mornings.

Also the climate is noticeably cooler up in santo domingo too. Easily between 5 to 10 degrees cooler than the temperature in Centro. I don't know how many times I'll leave my place and it's chilly so I put on a hoodie and when I get down to Centro I need to take it off. Sometimes at night it can be downright cold to the point where you need an electric space heater or a heavy blanket. Definitely alot cooler than Cali. I've been to Cali twice and both times it felt warmer than what I'm used to in Medellin.

[SubCmdr]

I will add to this though that I am fluent in Spanish and I am a Mexican American, so I am Latino. Not sure if a regular English speaking gringo would have the same success as I do living in a Colombian barrio.

No doubt, I don't know if I would be comfortable even though I do believe that the crime issue especially in Medellin versus Cali is slightly overblown.

Not only can my man Gabacho talk the talk; he can walk the walk. Unlike the the mother fuckers riding around in the clown car.

I told you Triple Darknes I had a friend that lives in a Strata 1 in Medellin. Gabacho goes hard in the mother fucking paint! Others, well they are just keyboard warriors talking shit from behind the safety of their computer keyboard. And when I invite them to meet me in person to say what they have to say to me in person. I only get excuses as to why they can't (they are scared) or crickets (complete silence).

[Triple Darknes]

I will add to this though that I am fluent in Spanish and I am a Mexican American, so I am Latino. Not sure if a regular English speaking gringo would have the same success as I do living in a Colombian barrio.

No doubt, I don't know if I would be comfortable even though I do believe that the crime issue especially in Medellin versus Cali is slightly overblown.

[Triple Darknes]

I found it on Facebook marketplace in summer 2022.

I then Messaged the perdon who posted the advertisement and then she gave me her WhatsApp number where she showed me more pictures and details of the apartment. It's a 2 bedroom by the way not a shack as some idiots think, although it does have a tin metal roof.

Anyways my rent was originally $500,000 COP a month back in 2022 and the deposit was $150,000. I plugged the address into Google maps and it showed me how to get there taking the metro to Acevedo station and then the metro cable to santo domingo station and then about 15 mins walking thru the barrios.

I showed up with my 650 mil pesos in hand and she had me sign a lease and gave me the keys right then and there after she showed me the place and I liked it.

It's actually somewhat expensive for the area. Other apartments in my barrio go for like 400 mil but with utilities separate. With mine the utilitied are included and paid for by the owner. The electricity is prepaid which means I have a little white box that I have to enter codes into to add KWh to the meter but the owner puts 50 mil on it each month and also it comes with a subsidy of about 100 kWh free per month along with the amount that the 50 mil pesos gets. She also pays the EPM acueducto bill and there is a gas line that I use for my stove. $540 mil all inclusive.

I also added an electric shower head in the bathroom in 2023.

-Gabacho.

Thanks for answering.

[SubCmdr]

I have said it multiple times. I don't post photos of the girls I slept with on a public forum, period. I respect their privacy. And I don't want to get a shit ton of messages from other members asking for contacts. The fact that you posted hundreds of photos speaks volumes about the quality of your girls and also that you don't give a fuck about their privacy. Obviously you post pics without their consent. I have a lot of photos on my phone, but only share them with the people I know in person.

Fair enough. But how can you judge the photos of other people? How can you compare them when you are not offering to show yours? Do you really believe that the girls you play to sleep with you as the the Professional Trick that you are will not take that same amount of money or more to sleep with another trick?

What this means is you need to just STFU MiamiBoy and stop rolling as the CAP (Colombian Appearance Police). The girls that Gabacho has been with here in Thailand and the pictures he has shown me of girls he has been with in Colombia are not ugly. You are completely off base when it comes to that. You and your clown car driver. You have no standing to comment on the pictures that anyone posts if you are not posting them. I don't post pictures of girls on ISG either. Find a comment in the last 12 years that I have made about a picture someone else has posted.

Now both and your clown car driver can STFU or we can keep this beef going. Ball is in your court!

[Paulie97]

When you tell people you are of modest means that means you are just above the poverty line. You can try to quote your dictionary and whatever else you want but that is what it means.

Thank you a lot for this information. I'll send this memo over to Merriam-Webster's who have "average" at the top of both the definition and synonym lists for "modest. " I'll be sure to include a link to your post history here to secure credibility so they can revise this all without any delay.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/modest

Florida statewide average annual income is 64 to 69 K. I earned a bit less than that range, but am in a lower cost of living area. The poverty line in Florida for a one person household is a little over 15 K per year, and the minimum wage is $12 an hour.

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/n...b/73981938007/

I may choose to forgo the Laureles rented, fan cooled apartment, the no vehicle, always taxi at night, no driver or girls on retainer, and no personal assistant life you've secured in Medellin with your "great fortune. " But I'll still come down and get laid occasionally. I'll add that your mind reading skills as to the thought processes and intentions of others may have value, and could provide additional income to perhaps attain the great fortune that has alluded you. Explore that, and you can thank me later.

Thanks again.

Paulie.

[MiamiBoy1]

What my posts show is that I am actually out mongering. So you are a rich Arab now? So you are just going to keep writing a bunch of words with no picture of a 9 or a 10 that you have actually fucked. So you learn a few phrases from Duolingo, put on a pair of slacks and a clown nose, and you are in there with all the 9's and 10's. What if you forget to bring the money?

Funny how you have seen pictures of no chicks that anybody else here has fucked (despite me posting hundreds over the years) but somehow you know they are all butt ugly, while posting zero pics of any hooker you have claimed to fuck exclaiming they are god's gift to mongering. Yeah nobody else in here has slacks or can make a chick laugh.

I have said it multiple times. I don't post photos of the girls I slept with on a public forum, period. I respect their privacy. And I don't want to get a shit ton of messages from other members asking for contacts. The fact that you posted hundreds of photos speaks volumes about the quality of your girls and also that you don't give a fuck about their privacy. Obviously you post pics without their consent. I have a lot of photos on my phone, but only share them with the people I know in person.

[MiamiBoy1]

I never said I lived in Aranjuez dumbass. That is where the Exito is located at where I offered to meet you to settle our differences but of course you didn't want to meet because you are a keyboard warrior:

A person who puts aggressive and offensive comments about people on the internet, especially one who hides their own identity. They're just faceless keyboard warriors, targeting people they don't even know

I offered to meet for brunch at Marriott but you said you couldn't afford it. So shut the fuck up. I have zero interest in meeting you anyways. I normally meet like-minded individuals, because we have common interests and experiences to share. I have met 10+ ISG members in the last 3 years and I keep in touch with most of them.