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  1. #212
    Quote Originally Posted by Balboa  [View Original Post]
    I'll admit it.

    I had to look up what that meant, LOL.
    It's the battle cry of INCEL, Involuntarily Celibate, the whining twats who keep going on shooting sprees because they can't figure out how to get laid. They alternate between blaming their inability to find someone to have sex with on women who don't understand they're supposed to submit to any spineless twit who stares at them while rubbing his crotch, and on men who refuse to treat women like shit.

    So they came up with "Stop simping. " They figure they only have 2 options to get laid. They can either crawl up a chicken's ass and wait, or get all men to be as pathetic as they are.

    I'm just curious how they infiltrated the mongering world. If you've figured out how to pay for sex, you've figured out how to end the "involuntary celibacy. " It's become a simple business transaction.

    Personally, I prefer something more than purely transactional encounters. It's amazing to watch a cynical puta melt into a giddy schoolgirl with just a few simple compliments. It's also amazing to hear the "hurry up and finish" grunts and fake moans change to "mi amor, mi amor."

  2. #211
    Quote Originally Posted by MongerHunger  [View Original Post]
    It's ridiculous and some of you tune in everyday for the next episode.
    I'll admit it.

    I had to look up what that meant, LOL.
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  3. #210
    Quote Originally Posted by MongerHunger  [View Original Post]
    So you interpret me saying that Medellin thread is like a novela as me whining about who is fucking who and what people do with their money?

    Hey guys get a load of this crock of shit. He got all that from the very few words I posted that had nothing to do what this blabbermouth is talking about.

    I won't waste my time on your worthlessness anymore but before I go I will say this again so you can hear me, "The Medellin thread is like a Novela". You got that?

    Apparently you're starring in your own drama show right here on this thread. It's your show. Good day Sir!
    Well really though, there's really not much going on, anywhere, so the drama is kinda fun and funny at times.

    And I normally hate soap operas! LOL.

    I just scan the posts and laugh out loud sometimes, shake my head, etc, whatever.

    Or I just skip over them, which is the beauty of the site!

    Sure beats posts about ATM fees, etc.

    JB really has posted some invaluable insights into Medellin.

    The block function works well too, for guys you may deem unworthy, LOL.

    Cheers.

  4. #209
    Quote Originally Posted by MongerHunger  [View Original Post]
    So you interpret me saying that Medellin thread is like a novela as me whining about who is fucking who and what people do with their money?

    Hey guys get a load of this crock of shit. He got all that from the very few words I posted that had nothing to do what this blabbermouth is talking about.

    I won't waste my time on your worthlessness anymore but before I go I will say this again so you can hear me, "The Medellin thread is like a Novela". You got that?

    Apparently you're starring in your own drama show right here on this thread. It's your show. Good day Sir!
    Did you forget how to read? I do offer tutoring sessions, but my rates are based on how clueless the student is. That moves me way out of your price range. Maybe someone can go back and read it for you.

    My complaint was about your "Stop simping" picture. I thought I was quite clear on that, but that reading problem seems to have tripped you up. I'll explain it again, and hopefully whoever reads it to you will help with the difficult parts.

    It's a novela every day in every thread where there's any activity. Every person, with every report, introduces a bit of fantasy. Even when they try to keep to the facts, they insert only their perspective and make assumptions about anyone else involved. "She's always very excited when I come to town" suggests the girl is looking forward to the sex rather than the money. "She came 6 times" doesn't admit the possibility that 1 or all were faked. Fantasy.

    To waste time complaining that a thread is a novela makes as much sense as complaining that cheese is a dairy product.

    However, "stop simping" is another story. That's a declaration someone else is fucking in the wrong way. It's a statement that you are the authority on fucking hookers that everyone needs to consult. It's rather pathetic, whiny bullshit.

    But it's much more than that. It's fear. It's the fear that you're not enough of a man. It's a deep-rooted belief that women can see right through you and see the scared little boy inside. You accentuate this when you call for moral support. "Hey guys get a load of this crock of shit" is a sign of fear, weakness. I feel no need to call for backup, or to run and hide from the truth. I happily stand or fall on my own.

    So you feel the need to flex. Which is fine. As I've said dozens of times, Your dick, your money, your business. How you deal with the women is all up to you. Afterwards you can write your own novelas. Remember to add 3 inches.

    If the guys who are riding out the quarantine in Medellin are paying girls $500 a day to dress them up like a baby and change their diapers, that's their business. If it makes them happy, go for it, just don't post the pictures. If a guy is talking 250 k for 1 hour girls down to 140 k for 17 hours, that's his business. If a guy is paying the fat and 40 woman next door 100 k for a blowjob, while her 18 year old daughter is giving him a pedicure, that's his business. No matter what any of them are doing, it's completely their business.

  5. #208
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    You say it, but you're just lying to yourself and everyone else. If you "don't give a flip who is fucking who" you wouldn't have bothered posting, whining about the way people are fucking.

    When people don't care at all about something, they aren't inclined to write about it. Since you came here with tears in your eyes over the few guys who are currently fucking and posting in Medellin, you care. They apparently aren't doing it the way you want them to do it.

    I understand completely what you're talking about. I just think it's laughable.
    So you interpret me saying that Medellin thread is like a novela as me whining about who is fucking who and what people do with their money?

    Hey guys get a load of this crock of shit. He got all that from the very few words I posted that had nothing to do what this blabbermouth is talking about.

    I won't waste my time on your worthlessness anymore but before I go I will say this again so you can hear me, "The Medellin thread is like a Novela". You got that?

    Apparently you're starring in your own drama show right here on this thread. It's your show. Good day Sir!

  6. #207
    Quote Originally Posted by MongerHunger  [View Original Post]
    I don't give a flip who is fucking who and can care less if you wipe your ass with your money. It is very apparent that you don't even have a clue about what I'm talking about. Stuck your foot in your mouth again I see. Maybe you should keep it there for awhile. Ijs.
    You say it, but you're just lying to yourself and everyone else. If you "don't give a flip who is fucking who" you wouldn't have bothered posting, whining about the way people are fucking.

    When people don't care at all about something, they aren't inclined to write about it. Since you came here with tears in your eyes over the few guys who are currently fucking and posting in Medellin, you care. They apparently aren't doing it the way you want them to do it.

    I understand completely what you're talking about. I just think it's laughable.

  7. #206
    Quote Originally Posted by Knowledge  [View Original Post]
    Improve it with better content.
    Now that's a good idea but in the meantime we are stuck with this channel. I have to admit that some of it is quite entertaining with some useful information sprinkled here and there. I'm taking the good with the bad Mr. Knowledge.

  8. #205
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    Apparently you tune in every day too. So why are you crying about it?

    And why does it matter to you? Is someone in Medellin using your dick to fuck in ways you don't approve of? Is someone in Medellin using your money to pay girls in ways you don't approve of?

    Every time I see "Simp" or "stop the simping" I see a scared little boy who's constantly afraid everyone will recognize how weak he really is.

    If the way other men fuck bothers you, you're spending way too much time thinking about other men fucking.
    I don't give a flip who is fucking who and can care less if you wipe your ass with your money. It is very apparent that you don't even have a clue about what I'm talking about. Stuck your foot in your mouth again I see. Maybe you should keep it there for awhile. Ijs.

  9. #204
    Quote Originally Posted by MongerHunger  [View Original Post]
    It's ridiculous and some of you tune in everyday for the next episode.
    Apparently you tune in every day too. So why are you crying about it?

    And why does it matter to you? Is someone in Medellin using your dick to fuck in ways you don't approve of? Is someone in Medellin using your money to pay girls in ways you don't approve of?

    Every time I see "Simp" or "stop the simping" I see a scared little boy who's constantly afraid everyone will recognize how weak he really is.

    If the way other men fuck bothers you, you're spending way too much time thinking about other men fucking.

  10. #203
    Improve it with better content.

    Quote Originally Posted by MongerHunger  [View Original Post]
    It's ridiculous and some of you tune in everyday for the next episode.

  11. #202

    Why does the Medellin Thread sound like one big Novela (Soap Opera) on Drama TV?

    It's ridiculous and some of you tune in everyday for the next episode.
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  12. #201

    True wisdom

    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Fuck that noise. Pure simp talk. You are the king. Make that broad give you a back massage while you are fucking the other chick. And when she gets tired she can feed y'all grapes in between.

    See. That is where the shit starts. You wash those dishes and I guarantee that next thing is she will be using all 7 of those vibrators ON YOU!
    And this happens on all levels. Will never forget a hen pecked old guy back in New Orleans, was a landlord of mine in the early 90's, he said speaking of his wife "son once you let it get started it never stops." lolol Well the lesson is sure, man up and don't let it get started. Don't be like the guys that grab their ankles and hope it doesn't hurt too bad, under the guise of "go with the flow" or some Bush league relativism, IE. "If he likes taking up up the ass let him take it up the ass," well whatever. Lolol.

  13. #200
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    Usually you give good advice. Maybe tomorrow you'll get back on track.

    "Pure simp talk" is you saying there's only one way to enjoy a woman and that's your way. That's you saying everyone else in the world is doing it wrong, which makes it very confusing. Which of the 8-10 different ways you've written about is the right one? Does it depend on the day of the week, or the phase of the moon? Is calculus required, or do you have a hotline we can call?

    I'm going under the assumption that Blakman wants to enjoy his week. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he wants to spend 2 days with a woman who tries to ruin every moment. Maybe regret is what he's looking for. I kinda thought he wanted to fuck.
    .
    Haha, very true.

    Sometimes talkin smack is just that, talkin smack, and it reality it doesn't work.

  14. #199
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    Usually you give good advice. Maybe tomorrow you'll get back on track.

    "Pure simp talk" is you saying there's only one way to enjoy a woman and that's your way. That's you saying everyone else in the world is doing it wrong, which makes it very confusing. Which of the 8-10 different ways you've written about is the right one? Does it depend on the day of the week, or the phase of the moon? Is calculus required, or do you have a hotline we can call?
    It is tailored. There is no one size fits all. That is why there are 8-10 ways, because they fit 8-10 chicks in 8-10 situations.

  15. #198
    Quote Originally Posted by MrEnternational  [View Original Post]
    Fuck that noise. Pure simp talk. You are the king. Make that broad give you a back massage while you are fucking the other chick. And when she gets tired she can feed y'all grapes in between.

    See. That is where the shit starts. You wash those dishes and I guarantee that next thing is she will be using all 7 of those vibrators ON YOU!
    Usually you give good advice. Maybe tomorrow you'll get back on track.

    "Pure simp talk" is you saying there's only one way to enjoy a woman and that's your way. That's you saying everyone else in the world is doing it wrong, which makes it very confusing. Which of the 8-10 different ways you've written about is the right one? Does it depend on the day of the week, or the phase of the moon? Is calculus required, or do you have a hotline we can call?

    I'm going under the assumption that Blakman wants to enjoy his week. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he wants to spend 2 days with a woman who tries to ruin every moment. Maybe regret is what he's looking for. I kinda thought he wanted to fuck.

    Here's what will happen if he follows your advice:

    1. She'll refuse. If he presses her, difficult with limited Spanish, it'll upset the other girl. Now he's stuck with 2 women he's paying for sex and neither one wants to have sex.

    2. His 8 will go downstairs. The other girl may follow. If she doesn't, within 3 minutes the noise will start. Might be loud music or TV, might be her talking loudly on the phone, or might be her slamming things in the kitchen. This will almost certainly convince the other girl it's time to go.

    2 a. If the other girl goes downstairs too, there's a slim chance everything will calm down and he'll be allowed to fuck the one girl while his 8 watches and pouts. There's also a slim chance it will end in a fight.

    3. If nobody goes down to check on her, the 8 will come up and make a big show of packing her suitcase. Party is over. She'll probably agree to stay, but he'll need to kiss her ass every minute.

    3 a. If other girl can't calm her down, other girl will leave and the 8 will continue to be a ***** until he kicks her out, or until he begs and pleads enough for her to stay. He still isn't getting anywhere near her pussy, but she'll at least be quieter.

    That's how it works. Pretty much every time. I've experienced it and I've seen many of my swinger friends experience it.

    On the other hand, if you include her, within her comfort zone, if you make sure she's not feeling left out, if she has any bisexual feelings, she'll likely be open to at least partial participation. I've experienced that one too, and seen it too many times to count in several swingers clubs and swinger parties.

    Whichever scenario he prefers.

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