Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Mr Enternational]

"Most" means 50% + 1. To say "most" girls in Pattaya "only drink," is nonsense. It's also wrong to claim the girls willing to do short time "refuse" to kiss or go down on their customers. I suppose it's possible that Khun Shikhar has been rejected by working girls. If that's the case he might want to re-examine his dress, grooming and approach.

I just started a 30-day Pattaya holiday. On my very first night in town I had nice experiences at GCs on Soi Honey and Soi Boomerang. Leaving aside that "beautiful" and "eager" are in the eye of the beholder, I was more than satisfied with my time in the bar, and upstairs in the room.

Before Khun Shikhar asks: No, I won't name the bars or the girls. They were both nice places and nice girls. Probably not interested in a sour faced tosser.

Yeah I do not get it either. Buddy just came into town. His first time here. Took him and another guy he met on the plane to Soi 6 2 nights ago. (It is the other guy's first international trip anywhere. Will call him new guy.) We went into zero bars and bought zero drinks. Walked the street 1 time. They did pictures and videos with chicks and exchanged info. Chick literally picked new guy up and carried him into the bar and was blocking him from leaving.

One of the chicks and her friend met my boy at the disco when she finished work. After the club they went to his place. The next day at 12, they met us to eat and she was still wearing her club clothes with ass out. I told him he should have taken her home to get normal clothes. She stayed with him until about 6 pm. She did not want any money. He said she does live upstairs in the bar she works in.

P.S. When we left Soi 6, we walked to the soapy on 2nd Road. I walked in first. There were tons of chicks. I saw one chick closest to the door hiding her face. I say what the hell is she doing. It is like she does not want us to choose her. I looked behind me and new guy was making a video. One of the manager ladies rushed over and made him delete everything. He did not know, so he was ashamed to stay there and we went to the next soapy up which had nowhere as many chicks. Earlier before Soi 6 I had taken them to Naklua Seafood Market. New guy bought 1 lobster, 1 fish, 1 kg prawns, scallops, rice, and kale. I was laughing my ass off. He could not finish the prawns.

[Shikhar10]

"Most" means 50% + 1. To say "most" girls in Pattaya "only drink," is nonsense.

"Most" referred to the women mentioned in the title. That is, women I find very pretty. My post title also said "beautiful, young" (20-24 yr old) but looks like the website deleted the second word.

I suppose it's possible that Khun Shikhar has been rejected by working girls.

Yes. I am assuming a big percent of ladies who said "only drink" to me were saying so because they did not want to go with me.

If that's the case he might want to re-examine his dress, grooming and approach.

I am very fat and brown. Not particularly attractive but I daily shower twice, brush teeth, wear clean non-gaudy shirts, trousers (in this humidity), shoes, and perfume. Some face / body lotions too. Not sure what more I can do.

Approach-wise, typically I just greet with a smile and folded hands and offer to buy a lady drink. While drinking, I make some small talk -- name, where she's from, how old, yada yada -- and then I just ask if she goes short time.

I am open to feedback on anything I can improve.

I had nice experiences at GCs on Soi Honey and Soi Boomerang.

Good to know. Me too. The ladies there usually have a belly or are on the older side. Still very fun, yes, but I do not want to be compromising on my specific type during my entire holiday. FWIW I have faced rejections ("only drink") in certain GCs too.

Before Khun Shikhar asks: No, I won't name the bars or the girls.

Not interested.

Please watch your tone. Your passive aggression and insults were not called for.

[Newton York]

Whenever I hobby, I trim down there, but I'm seriously considering doing a wax type of thing. I know for me, I prefer the chicks to be smooth and hairless down there. And I would assume for chicks they appreciate it if the dude is clean shaven down there too. But is a wax, including the butt too much? Also I read it hurts like hell and only lasts a coupla weeks. I'm fairly hairy, so a full body wax would be pure torture for me. So just visually, it might look weird that I've got hair everywhere, except my crotch and ass.

Then again, I'm an ugly old man, so it won't matter at all. My life sucks. Wish I was in Bangkok now. I'll get back to Thailand one way or another, even if it kills me!

[Sam Sanuk]

As for working girls, the decline in looks can be a free-fall, seeming to start when they get on a stage or start walking the streets or wherever. Long hours (normally), (previously, a lot of smoky work environments), questionable health practices, excessive alcohol use and perhaps drugs. My first "love" with a bar girl was when she was a go-go dancer at a top bar on Cowboy. She complained a year later that everybody thought she looked to be 25. She got out of the biz a year or so later, having married a good Thai man with a decent job. I think that stopped the clock (or at least slowed it down). At age 50, she still looked fuckable.
Sam.

Examples of above. The two ladies pictured are both 50+ years old; cousins who worked at the same bar circa 1987. The one sitting is the older. Maybe 23? The one standing next to me is 20 the one who complained that everybody thought she was 25 years old (after "working bar" for 1 year.) Both from the same village in Issan.

[Sam Sanuk]

My experience has been very much the same. Asian women are like they have a self-destruct mechanism that activates at about age 40, while white women definitely have a longer shelf life. Some this can be attributed to standards of the workplace. Long weeks of hard work in Asian versus mostly "8-5" jobs occupied by white women in their environment. Throw in make up knowledge and health care, and there you have it.

As for working girls, the decline in looks can be a free-fall, seeming to start when they get on a stage or start walking the streets or wherever. Long hours (normally), (previously, a lot of smoky work environments), questionable health practices, excessive alcohol use and perhaps drugs. My first "love" with a bar girl was when she was a go-go dancer at a top bar on Cowboy. She complained a year later that everybody thought she looked to be 25. She got out of the biz a year or so later, having married a good Thai man with a decent job. I think that stopped the clock (or at least slowed it down). At age 50, she still looked fuckable.

Sam.

[Explorer8939]

Why is it that when Asian chicks get even a little older, they mostly end up looking pretty garbage. While white chicks can mostly maintain some level of hotness?

Case in point, MILF pornstars like Kim Mercer, Cherie Deville, etc. But look at any Korean drama babe, and by the time she's not even 50, she's kinda crap looking.

I betcha if Nicole Kidman didn't get so much plastic surgery, she'd be a natural looking hottie now. An old friend of mine, I think she's around 66 now, given half a chance I'd bang her cause.

She's pretty attractive. Long blonde hair, great smile, etc. But an Asian chick at 66? I don't know man. Just saying. I mean sure, for the average white chick, by the time she's 40, lines start to form and such, which is less for Asian chicks, but it's like almost sudden even. Like a switch gets turned overnight and then the Asian chick just gets old almost overnight. Holy Moses Batman!

When you go to the village and see the mother of your lady, she will look like a different species.

[Allover]

Why is it that when Asian chicks get even a little older, they mostly end up looking pretty garbage. While white chicks can mostly maintain some level of hotness?

Case in point, MILF pornstars like Kim Mercer, Cherie Deville, etc. But look at any Korean drama babe, and by the time she's not even 50, she's kinda crap looking.

I would disagree particularly with Korean women. I think they hold up well, better than other Asians. IMHO Russian women lose their looks the fastest.

[Newton York]

Why is it that when Asian chicks get even a little older, they mostly end up looking pretty garbage. While white chicks can mostly maintain some level of hotness?

Case in point, MILF pornstars like Kim Mercer, Cherie Deville, etc. But look at any Korean drama babe, and by the time she's not even 50, she's kinda crap looking.

I betcha if Nicole Kidman didn't get so much plastic surgery, she'd be a natural looking hottie now. An old friend of mine, I think she's around 66 now, given half a chance I'd bang her cause.

She's pretty attractive. Long blonde hair, great smile, etc. But an Asian chick at 66? I don't know man. Just saying. I mean sure, for the average white chick, by the time she's 40, lines start to form and such, which is less for Asian chicks, but it's like almost sudden even. Like a switch gets turned overnight and then the Asian chick just gets old almost overnight. Holy Moses Batman!

[Explorer8939]

I'm bored of life. When will it end? You guys living the dream in Thailand, so so lucky. You're never bored. There's always chicks to bang. Everything's crazy cheap in Thailand.

I'm trapped in this dis-United States hellhole. Moloch, buy my soul. I want to be rich before I die.

I have a different problem: I live in Pattaya, but I would like to travel. The problem is I can't think of another place as good as Pattaya.

Jakarta has cheap sex, but nothing to do in the day.

Brazil had some super ladies, but they are getting fatter and more expensive.

I am told that Sosua had a crackdown and is a ghost town.

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNGzSKubUP8

Farangs that do this give us all foreigners a bad name. Granted she was 44, so no spring chicken and not a big loss, but still. Let's get our shit together when hooking up with Thai chicks. Just saying.

[Newton York]

I'm bored of life. When will it end? You guys living the dream in Thailand, so so lucky. You're never bored. There's always chicks to bang. Everything's crazy cheap in Thailand.

I'm trapped in this dis-United States hellhole. Moloch, buy my soul. I want to be rich before I die.

[Explorer8939]

Nah, no way this is real. When has there ever been a farang down on his luck homeless like that in Thailand? First up, what idiot would go to the paradise on earth that's Thailand only to lose it all? Why would anyone be that stupid? With literally every Thai chick at his disposal, why he'd pick one. The chick would probably not even be that hot and allow his cash to be siphoned off? No one's that stupid.

If this photo be real, then it's probably just some idiot youtuber doing some stupid social media gag to get views.

You are correct.

It's much more common for a Farang to lose their money to a Thai lady, and then join the Pattaya Flying Club.

[Newton York]

Also, its the end of the world and I feel fine.

[Newton York]

I got this off Facebook. Some pensioner down on his luck.

How this happens: a guy retired, brings his life savings to Thailand. Hooks up immediately with a bargirl, she "falls in love" with him instantly. Before a few months, she has convinced him to buy a house for her in her village. Once the house is finished, and his money is gone, she gets him out of the house (its in her name) and her Thai boyfriend moves in.

Old story, but there are still suckers who fall for this.

Nah, no way this is real. When has there ever been a farang down on his luck homeless like that in Thailand? First up, what idiot would go to the paradise on earth that's Thailand only to lose it all? Why would anyone be that stupid? With literally every Thai chick at his disposal, why he'd pick one. The chick would probably not even be that hot and allow his cash to be siphoned off? No one's that stupid.

If this photo be real, then it's probably just some idiot youtuber doing some stupid social media gag to get views.

[PgReal]

Why does everyone in BKK walk so fucking slow blocking up the already narrow footpaths!! And I am not just talking about the tourists.