Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Newton York]

I hereby present to all of you my totally original and not at all boring catchphrase which I use to end every one of my posts with. Are you guys ready? Here goes:

How are you gentlemen liking me at this present moment? (pretend I made the effort to bold this type).

By Anubis' ballsack. I love this forum. I get to let off steam and be as obnoxious as hell cause it's ranting time baby!

But honestly though, I wish I had the guts to quit my job, but there's a pretty high chance that decision will be made for me anyway. A red line that cannot be crossed and of which that day I'll finally walk away. Sure, I'll be anxious at the loss of income, but by Satan's beard, I betcha I'll be relieved too. I cannot wait to get back to Bangkok!

[Jarango]

"Alright, listen up, His Royal Highness of Horseshit..

Your little boy shows some promising signs of greatness in his Writing Stupid Shit in Thailand course but he sometimes stoops to name calling and cliches, which is beneath him. When he reads out his work in front of the class, his cute turns of phrase are well received by the quieter and better behaved trolls, but he does himself no favours by occasionally resorting to hackneyed old tropes. Your little boy could have a great future in front of him, as a troll writer for Trump for example but he must really try harder to avoid the stale insults and use his mastery of English to its best advantage.

Although he is quite popular with the girls we pass on our Beach Road outings, puberty issues affect him and others badly. Although these issues should clear, along with their acne, when they begin to menstruate, your little boy should keep his eyes on the prize and not what is in other boys' panties.

Yoursw etc.

Ms Suzy Wong.

Class 3 B.

[EverythingThai]

"Alright, listen up, His Royal Highness of Horseshit. I just finished reading your little manifesto, and let me tell you, I haven't cringed this hard since Cats hit the big screen. Girls paying your bills? Giving you allowances? Bro, you're not a Punjabi Princeyou're a broke mooch with a God complex.

And this 'GoGo club all eyes on me' fantasy? Hate to break it to you, Casanova, but people aren't staring because you're irresistiblethey're staring because you're walking around like the lovechild of delusion and desperation. Random women bending over when you walk by? Yeah, they're not flirtingthey're probably just trying to avoid whatever cheap cologne you marinated yourself in.

Here's the deal, Prince Pretender: You don't reek of power, you reek of insecurity wrapped in dollar-store confidence. Real men don't need to write essays about their 'strong mind' and 'spirit. ' They just handle their shit. So why don't you take all that energy and go do something productive? Or better yet, save it for your next gig at the circusbecause this whole act is pure clownery. ".

And to your latest essay you bottom-feeding keyboard warrior. Your little manifesto of nonsense reads like the diary of a delusional man-child whos spent way too much time in the dark corners of the internet. You think youre clever? Spoiler alert: youre not.

You wanna talk big? Fine. But throwing around wild threats about LBs and Lucifers whatever is as laughable as your grasp on reality. Youre like a bad parody of a Bond villain, except instead of world domination, youre obsessed with forum drama and middle school-level insults.

So heres the deal: crawl back to whatever virtual hole you slithered out of, because no ones impressed. And next time you feel like writing an essay, try aiming for coherence instead of cringeworthy monologues that make everyone dumber for having read them. Now go before I start charging you rent for living in my spotlight.

[ElMexicant]

Think about it. The anonymity here means we can say anything at all. Why are you guys so angry if anybody questions your authenticity of experiences when none of it could be true, or all of it is true?

Contre, my lonely Yankee friend. Not everyone is anonymous on here or in the real life. I am sure the old heads on here know who is who in Satan's sanctuaries like Pattaya, Bangcock, and ISG, unlike the short timers or newbies who to come for quick trips. They just let bygones be bi-gones or big ones. The great Shiva and Krut would want it that way. In Hindi, we don't say "Just let it go," we say, Tingininginginginin. Mundiya to bach ke rahi. -Punjabi MC.

Take our spotlight buddy here, Mr. Boof aKa 40 Drinks guy, for example. His face and image is plastered everywhere on social media. And I don't mean in the background type pics, but more of front and center, hey look at me sit on the Throne of God for a minute, kind. An especially easy to find guy because he lets it known his favourite hangouts and what he looks like and dresses in. That's why he is known as the Boof of Boofies.

So with him there is no such anonymity. Brave as it may be, which still kind of sucks. If let's say, there were 100 angry LBs in Pattaya looking for him because he made bookings and no showed or sent them on wild goose chases with fake locations, from newly made ThaiFriendly or other LB dating apps account used in Pattaya. Then by Lucifer's lingam massagie with 9 inch nails, these quite muscular boy fem dolls will spot him out if he is in Pattaya. Good luck strolling down Soi Boo Cow. Nowhere to hide baby when they know what you look like and names or pics on forums or social media can't be protect by copyrights. I've seen porn images made with Michelle Obama's face. So yeah, it's better just to be nice to everyone. LOL.

This would be equivalent to an in your face and mouth slam dunk in the NBA. Not like one where the player just simply dunks the ball, but one where he goes into the paint hard. And by that, I mean dick all hard, poking through his shorts. Then dunks over the opponent while shoving his manhood in their mouth.

Ballin' like Pro Am Golfer! Yayee!

For further listening enjoyment, may I gift young the #1 club song internationally. Maybe it will help with your sadness.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8oZBYNpRjs

[SubCmdr]

Does anyone go there to fuck anymore?

I can't see 78 doors in that kind of sois. 78 bars would mean 78 doors and at least 78 units.

1000 bars in buakhow? I have not done the math, but I bet the whole stretch of road is appr 2 km, being generous. That means a bar every 5 meters.

Whoever has been there knows there is plenty of other businesses in that road.

Just count the bars on the map. It looks quite accurate to me.
Don't forget that Soi 6 is about 300 to 400 meters long, and there are many small bars. And there are even some other businesses, like barbers, a weed shop, and a pharmacy.

Either of you mother fucks thought about actually going to Soi 6 and counting for yourselves? Oh, and if you choose to fuck (does not matter to me if you buy a lady drink or you do not) I personally would appreciate a report about having sex with girls in Pattaya (not your bar count).

And to think mother fucks up in here want to talk about how I spend my mother fucking time and spend my mother fucking money.

[SubCmdr]

I am posted up in Pattaya, Thailand. Were you at ya bitches?

How you like me now?

https://youtu.be/1EMtjgtj_gE?si=Qjm2vWaWyQHznPvC

As long as I'm still stuck in the wasteland that's the American north east, I have to live vicariously through your escapades. Why are you guys so miserable? Go out there and have some sexcapades, you're in Thailand! Stop spending so much time typing here. I do that cause I'm trapped here in the US. Go and have fun you guys. Live for those of us who can't. Go and live out there. Find your joy.

Try reading other Thailand Threads. It might give you some perspective

[Jarango]

If I'm being honest with myself I probably have some form of depression. I mean, I definitely have some level of PTSD. But as we all know, sadness of any kind can be cured with a few days in Thailand. And if you're lucky enough to live in Bangkok permanently, you'd be cured of sadness permanently. Simple logic..

Silly logic if you ask me. Everyone has to have a routine and many expats do not, bar pouring money into the black holes that are bar girls / grannies. They are not a reason to get up in the morning, except to check if your wallet has been robbed.

You also recently posted that, as you are very old, you would like to FK one last time raw before you check out and you don't care if you get HIV / STIs, a gay boy tune you would probably change if you get them. Don't be encouraging guys here to get HIV.

[Newton York]

Let's bring down the temperature a bit. And talk about sadness instead. I'm sad you guys. If I'm being honest with myself I probably have some form of depression. I mean, I definitely have some level of PTSD. But as we all know, sadness of any kind can be cured with a few days in Thailand. And if you're lucky enough to live in Bangkok permanently, you'd be cured of sadness permanently. Simple logic.

I am a bit miffed that some of you here, are actually living permanently in Thailand, and yet are so angry online.

Is it that because your lives are so full of joy in Thailand itself, you need to express your anger online? I suppose that makes sense. Better you blow off steam in an online forum than in real life.

Think about it. The anonymity here means we can say anything at all. Why are you guys so angry if anybody questions your authenticity of experiences when none of it could be true, or all of it is true? Obviously, the reality of any given situation is usually something in between.

I could say I'm a billionaire astronaut spy with a genius IQ and speak 25 languages. What does it matter?

Yes, let's keep on ranting. But isn't supposed to be ranting about stuff in Thailand (not that there's anything bad about Thailand at all), or maybe pet peeves. Take it from an old man like me, much too much time is wasted on each other's hatred. At best, some of us only have a few years left. Let's talk about pussy instead.

As long as I'm still stuck in the wasteland that's the American north east, I have to live vicariously through your escapades. Why are you guys so miserable? Go out there and have some sexcapades, you're in Thailand! Stop spending so much time typing here. I do that cause I'm trapped here in the US. Go and have fun you guys. Live for those of us who can't.

Go and live out there. Find your joy.

[SubCmdr]

I got only one flame war going on ISG, and that's our old pal Sudsy. Now you've chimed in with your own hate list that includes me, I guess that nu8 mber goes to two!

Curious how Oakie says one thing in one country thread but then does another in the Sosua Reports Thread.

Man comes to Sosua, not his first time, posts 7 trip reports, all rip off stories, and not one positive thing happened to him on the whole trip? Then goes on to accuse me of not giving accurate reports of Sosua? I can't feel sympathy for his sorry ass, because he's not exactly a Newby.

This is Oakie not engaging in flame wars.

This is just par for the course for Oakie's behavior. I came into is sights the first time I posted that you could hire prostitutes all through the Dominican Republic and that Sosua had not special qualities in that regard.

Speaking of the Sosua Reports Thread when was the last time Oakie actually filed a report?

1. Where did you source your prostitute from?

2. How much did you pay your prostitute?

3. What are the social / sexual services your prostitute provided?

All other details are a bonus!

Why is Oakie posting in the Thailand Threads?

I have never been to South America or Asia. I get what I like in Sosua.

The Defense Rests!

[SubCmdr]

Why do mother fucks who love CockBang come to Pattaya, goto the worst area of the the city then complain that CockBang is more sophisticated? That is some dumb mother fiuckin shit to me. If you don't like Pattaya stay your ass in CockBang!

I hapen to not like CockBang. I prefer being able to walk to the beach and 10 minutes and have a girl deliver her pussy to my front door within the hour and take my Big Black Dick until I am satisfied. I like not having to wear long pants. I was up on the roof top bar at the Marriott. 450 TBH a drink mother fucker. Wine 515 THB. My stack could handle it. I was in shorts mother fucker. Most of the old ugly, fat farangs were in shorts too.

Keep your fucked up sophisticated ideas to your mother fucking selves. Are you still paying for pussy? Then STFU!

[SubCmdr]

*For those that don't know Oakie, a well respected poster in the DR forums, he caught wind of Stub's behavior in the Thai threads. Oakie came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, and returned to the DR forums.

I understand these changes and I don't live in the past.

You sure about that?

Since you just got off the plane (your words) you don't know about the past. I was there in the late 90's and mid 2000's and it was better and cheaper. There was far less emphasis on drinks and more on barfines and hooking up. Girls were pretty much all longtime unless you kicked them out. That model has changed and prices have increased. Girl prices, business class air ticket prices, and even the price of shoes have increased. Just like everything else. I don't cry about changes because Thailand is still a great to visit with tons of options. SubCmdr I wish you could have experienced it; it was unbelievable. But I understand people occasionally making comparisons to the past because it was such a true paradise.

Who the fuck cares? I know I don't. I live in the present. No matter what you say about how things used to be they are not like that now.

Look you mother fuck. I have experience living in the Dominican Republic, Colombia and Thailand. You are just been International Trickin. Living and visiting are two different things. Look at what your leader has to say about the Dominican Republic:

It's suggested that this comment posted in answer to SubCmdr in the Santiago forum actually belongs in the Sosua section. It's hard to keep track of where he is posting his own "bovine excrement" these days, but no matter.

No shit. Sherlock!

Markets have been operating that way for ever, since the first hunter traded a mammoth leg for new spears, and the farmer traded 10 sheep for a virgin. They didn't need no WSJ. LOL.

But what happened to the market in Sosua is ls what is helping kill it for the casual monger. Namely, The Internet.

Sosua was always there. I talk to guys that have been here for 20 years or more. But it was one of those places in the World the general public had never been aware of. It wasn't until the WWW that folks started discussing it online and promoting it. Like how he natives were friendly and had no hang up about sex. The were poor and would happily trade their bodies for trinkets, because it was legal, and they even seemed to enjoy sex! LOL. The game was on!

Then came the Media outrage from the virtue signalers, pearl clutchers, and the do-gooders in the West, who described in detail how young beautiful women were lining up to welcome Western sex prisoners, and that made Sosua and other places more popular than ever with guys like me, who wanted to see this little puta paradise before I died!

With the resulting explosion of visitors, the infrastructure, airlines with daily flights, girl friendly hotels, restaurants, catering to it, it became commercialized, and the result was the inflation of demand vs supply. Now it's getting a little more like the West, not so in your face, sex by appointment, and consequently more expensive.

Here your leader Oakie is blaming the internet for the decline of Sosua. Were Koreans a problem back in the day?

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

[SubCmdr]

CaliGuy,

You are beating your dick in California expressing your frustrations through your keyboard because you cannot get a work release pass from sex prison in order to fly half way around the world to get some pussy. How do I know this?

Because you have not filed a trip report about having sex with a girl in Thailand or any place else in the world in quite a bit of time!

Why is that?

ET constantly defending his butt buddy the SUBmissive CumHandler haha.

Anytime you wish to meet me IRL and make an evaluation of me from a factual basis you sent me a PM.

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

If these past references bother you just skip over the post. I suspect some people here have such a big ego

As your leader Oakie says: Stop deluding yourself.

I have lived outside my country of origin for the last 12+ years. I have more experience in that regard than you do.

Thailand

Put your numbers up my man. How many nights have you spent in Thailand and give me the overall period of time you spend them here.

I have spent the last 20 months posted up in Pattaaya, Thailand continuously. That is 600 nights total. You need to have spend at least 30 day a year in Thailand for the last 20 years to EQUAL the time I have spent in Thailand.

Those are the facts. Put your numbers up or shut the fuck up you punk ass *****!.

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

*For those that don't know Oakie, a well respected poster in the DR forums, he caught wind of Stub's behavior in the Thai threads. Oakie came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, and returned to the DR forums.

I'm a big fan of "making a few things clear". So let's see! LOL.Take a look at all his former mentors on ISG (including me at one time) Where are they now? It's all there in the Forums of at least 4 countries! Former Sudsy gurus, who were tossed aside like used kleenex the moment they took any issue with him.

Let's start with the fact that I have lived in the Dominican Republic before Oakie and even after I left he still has not lived in the Dominican Republic as long as I have.

I've been retired in Sosua for the last 8 months, and only had to leave on business.

Click on the view original post link in order to check out the date of Oakie's Post.

I challenge him to name my gurus. To post the actual quotes (instead of his usual interpretations of them). Because I can name his gurus. The one that made him King (he became a Ship Captain). He has posts where he is on both knees sucking his leaders dick. I seen it! Cause the internet never forgets!

Nothing personal here, Mr GoGo, you are still my muse! You got me here in the first place with your positive Sosua Reports 10 years ago

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

1. Where did you source your prostitute from?

2. How much did you pay your prostitute?

3. What are the social / sexual services your prostitute provided?

All other details are a bonus!