Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

I used to have a massage lady come to my condo to give me a prostate massage (no sex, just massage), but then she moved back to Isaan.

Fortunately, before she left, I had her show one of my regular ladies how to do a prostate massage. She picked up about 80% of the technique, and it turned out to be the best lady investment I ever made.

So, when my regular comes to drink at night, she will do a prostate massage until she is tired, and then rides me for the 5 minutes before I finish. Because I can't hold out for long at that point.

[11Bravo]

I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.

That said, if I had to chose between regular water or a sports drink, I'd chose the sport drink if I wanted something sweet. Mineral water on the other hand is just a waste of money.

Gatorade Zero Sugar. And walking around BKK 3 weeks ago in the heat and humidity, 3 blocks and my shirt was soaked, and it WASN'T rain. But she was nice enough to hang my shirt on a hanger outside the shop in the sun to dry as I enjoyed her attention. Hiking the boonies, I'll carry Gatorade, equal weight to water, IMHO more thirst quenching, and as you said, replaces electrolytes which I do lose.

[Explorer8939]

A fairly popular silicon enhanced lady I know is tending to mail it in at work, and come to my condo to drink for 2000 baht. She just skips work to come drink and sleep at my condo.

I don't know how she is going to pay her 2 Thai boyfriends if she keeps it up.

And she came back again last night (the lady who was supposed to come called in sick, and this lady happened to ping me right after). So, she showed up for drinks and never left.

It's strange because of the number of customers who constantly profess their eternal love for her (and she blows their money on 2 Thai men, one in Isaan, and a karaoke boy in Pattaya). Her phone is constantly beeping with messages from lonely men.

[Banana Boi]

I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.

It's not only sugar leading to obesity and possible cardio issues, it's also the amount of sodium in them.

I enjoy drinking Pocari Sweat more than anything else but as tempting as they are and located on every street corner in Japan, I will only drink them after I sweat a ton. That's easily done in Japan from May to September.

[Tvataham274]

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.

100% BS. Assuming the water is clean and safe to drink, all water is equally good at rehydrating you. Mineral water is just water with 'flavor' added. Gatoraid and sports drinks are for replacing electrolytes.

I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.

That said, if I had to chose between regular water or a sports drink, I'd chose the sport drink if I wanted something sweet. Mineral water on the other hand is just a waste of money.

[Explorer8939]

A fairly popular silicon enhanced lady I know is tending to mail it in at work, and come to my condo to drink for 2000 baht. She just skips work to come drink and sleep at my condo.

I don't know how she is going to pay her 2 Thai boyfriends if she keeps it up.

[11Bravo]

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.

Gatorade, 25 baht, thank U of F and its football team.

[Mr Enternational]

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.

Definitely a load of BS. Said nobody ever: Let's buy the mineral water because this cheap ass water does not hydrate me. Besides, your body tells you when it is thirsty the same way it tells you it is hungry. You no more need to eat food before your body tells you it is hungry than you need to drink water before it tells you it is thirsty. As long as your urine is not dark, then your hydration level is fine and there is no need to buy the more expensive water thinking you will derive some benefit from it. The only people benefiting are the ones selling it. I have been getting the water out of the machine for 1 baht for a liter and a half for years. Never a hydration problem.

[Banana Boi]

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration..

Thanks. I never even took the time to look.

[Davey1965]

What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? Which do you drink? Thanks.

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.

[Explorer8939]

Once you go Hot girls you won't go back to the other kind.

I thought you were a looks don't matter kind of guy.

Just the opposite, but it's not what you think.

I would never pay a premium for a "hot" girl, and sometimes I am not in the market for one. After a couple of nights with a busty lady, I will look for a spinner.

After a session with a 20 year old, I will go with a MILF.

I am consistently inconsistent.

[Banana Boi]

What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? .

8 baht?

I drink Aura and Pocari Sweat. If big bottles of Minere and Singha are much cheaper I will buy those.

[Horatio]

What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? Which do you drink? Thanks.

[Raj Patela]

So, the new girl is coming alone to the condo in a couple of days.

There are 3 reasons why hot Girls come to my condo (as opposed to normal bargirls who just need cash):

Sometimes they are broke and need easy money. Usually in Low Season.

Sometimes they hear I have big money and want to hook a whale.

Sometimes they hear I travel with Thai ladies, and want to get in the travel rotation.

One thing they don't come for is sex. There are a few ladies who do cum (or have precise control of their bodies that Shakira would die for), but in Pattaya, ladies are deluged with guys who can make them cum. All day, all night, they get offers. Some ladies confess they don't want to cum too much, it makes them tired.

Once you go Hot girls you won't go back to the other kind.

I thought you were a looks don't matter kind of guy.

[Explorer8939]

So, the new girl is coming alone to the condo in a couple of days.

There are 3 reasons why hot Girls come to my condo (as opposed to normal bargirls who just need cash):

Sometimes they are broke and need easy money. Usually in Low Season.

Sometimes they hear I have big money and want to hook a whale.

Sometimes they hear I travel with Thai ladies, and want to get in the travel rotation.

One thing they don't come for is sex. There are a few ladies who do cum (or have precise control of their bodies that Shakira would die for), but in Pattaya, ladies are deluged with guys who can make them cum. All day, all night, they get offers. Some ladies confess they don't want to cum too much, it makes them tired.