Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

AI Aggregated cut and paste list of banal, platitudinous, hackneyed Do's and Don'ts that have been circulating on ISG since the VietNam War

How do you know this? Have you ever been to Thailand?

so he should be taken with a grain of salt

Oakie, since you have never been to Thailand, how should you be taken?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

You claim to not be a racist yet you support them, give them aid and comfort like a Judas.

Hello Mr Oakie the darkey in question here, did he leave the Dr fast and unexpectedly? I'm starting to see a pattern.

Hey Oakie tell us about the darkey in question will ya bro?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

Oakie has fallen and he cannot get up. Stay down!

[Oakie]

Disclaimer

Before you get your panties in a knot, and to save time, let me stipulate that my references to Soy 6, and VietNam War / ISG were figures of speech, to make a greater point.

(Which will obviously go waaaay over the head of the self appointed fact checkers furiously at work in front of their screens as we speak! LOL).

[Nyezhov]

Yep, I agree..

Look at that three in a row, I am just living in this poor little plagiarists head LOL. Hey how about some of your old trip reports LOL.

[Oakie]

Posted by EverythinThai in DR Rants yesterday, referring to another ISG poster Nyezhov. He himself is no stranger to posting in foreign Forums.

If anyone in the Thai threads wants to know more about this dumb fuck that started posting in the DR section, he himself has summed things up quite nicely about himself. It's nice to have such high self esteem like this dumb fuck isn't it.

Now, back to your regular scheduled programming. Sub, Mr E. And the DR Twat, back to you three.

If anyone in the DR threads wants to know more about this dumb fuck Mr. EverythingThai that started posting in the DR section, he himself has summed things up quite nicely about himself. Read his hate filled shit here, or on the Thai Rants page. It's nice to have such high self esteem like this dumb fuck isn't it. LOL.

We have a petty vindictive self deluded authoritarian, who publishes on the Thai Forum an unsolicited "ISG Weekly News: The Circus Never Disappoints". wherein he-hate-lists the latest batch of our monger brothers, and their detailed transgressions for daring to question his divine wisdom on everything Thai, and telling him to Fuck Off! He spends a lot of time composing poems and ditty's, as tribute to his hated fellow posters. He has no real life, just his phony mamasan pimp pals on Soy 6, and his AI Printing Shop setup here.

He's a a tricky one, though, and can turn on a dime. On the one hand, if you show him respect and deference, he will share with you his AI Aggregated cut and paste list of banal, platitudinous, hackneyed Do's and Don'ts that have been circulating on ISG since the VietNam War, long before this newbie came along to tag his name to them! He's a regular Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde!

If that's not a narcissistic internet whakko for you, his "friend", "we do business together". Works from the same list, makes up the other half of the deluded Thai Tag team Twin Twats. We'll leave the second guy out of it, because he's admitted to mental problems, so he should be taken with a grain of salt, and I won't add to his problems, by arguing with him! Time to move on. I just wish him well!

Back to your regular scheduled programming!

[EverythingThai]

Glad I'm in your head you phoney little *****.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

Yep, I agree..

[EverythingThai]

That was my report. It was meant to assist travelers. Not as fodder to be picked apart by some poor local know it all.

"Dumb fuck" getting into trouble in his own hood. Even the other slum dwellers hate him.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

Again proving to everyone that this is the case. Ha ha.

[EverythingThai]

I save for trips to BKK.

Good for you. Save up those monthly old age pensions.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

You've got that right.

[Nyezhov]

Once upon a humid Tuesday in Phnom Penh, in a sweltering one-room rental above a broken-down KTV, lived a man known across several forums, only by "Dumb Fuck. "

The fan in his room spun with the enthusiasm of a dying insect, barely moving the hot, soupy air. His mattress was on the floor, no sheets, just sweat stains shaped like regret. The walls were adorned with faded posters of bar girls from 2007, long gone or long upgraded. Empty Angkor cans were stacked like monuments to disappointment.

"Dumb Fuck" spent his days perched on a stolen plastic chair, one hand scrolling mongering forums, the other wiping fried chicken grease on his boxers. He claimed he once got a blowjob on a boat in Sihanoukville, but eyewitnesses say he tripped over the gangplank and got laughed at by a tuk tuk driver.

Every night he went on the hunt, armed with nothing but a 10-year-old Samsung and an overinflated sense of charm. He would enter bars like a rejected extra from The Hangover 3, thinking his $20 budget and sweaty tank top gave him top-tier VIP status. He would do the same in his imagination when thinking about his make believe nights out at Thermae cafe in Bangkok..

Glad I'm in your head you phoney little *****.

[EverythingThai]

Once upon a humid Tuesday in Phnom Penh, in a sweltering one-room rental above a broken-down KTV, lived a man known across several forums, only by "Dumb Fuck. "

The fan in his room spun with the enthusiasm of a dying insect, barely moving the hot, soupy air. His mattress was on the floor, no sheets, just sweat stains shaped like regret. The walls were adorned with faded posters of bar girls from 2007, long gone or long upgraded. Empty Angkor cans were stacked like monuments to disappointment.

"Dumb Fuck" spent his days perched on a stolen plastic chair, one hand scrolling mongering forums, the other wiping fried chicken grease on his boxers. He claimed he once got a blowjob on a boat in Sihanoukville, but eyewitnesses say he tripped over the gangplank and got laughed at by a tuk tuk driver.

Every night he went on the hunt, armed with nothing but a 10-year-old Samsung and an overinflated sense of charm. He would enter bars like a rejected extra from The Hangover 3, thinking his $20 budget and sweaty tank top gave him top-tier VIP status. He would do the same in his imagination when thinking about his make believe nights out at Thermae cafe in Bangkok.

But disaster followed him like a karaoke echo in an empty room.

In Sharky Bar, he tried to kiss a girl mid-sentence. She dodged and poured her soda on his lap.

In a KTV joint, he misread the menu and ordered two hours of karaoke instead of a girl. He sang "My Heart Will Go On" alone, twice.

Once, in desperation, he followed a freelancer to her room, only to realize too late it was her brother's. They both left with his wallet.

Each fail became more legendary. He was the guy who tipped in loose Thai baht, argued that 500 riel should be enough for a short-time, and swore that "the real girls" were only pretending to hate him. He posted about ladyboys on ISG more than 100 times, as it was his secret obsession.

But the real kicker? He ran five fake accounts on ISG, defending himself in the third person.

But everyone knew. Everyone always knew.

One night, staring into the flickering light of his dying phone, surrounded by chicken bones, unread messages, and the smell of old sweat, "Dumb Fuck" looked into his cracked mirror. His eyes were red. His soul was heavy.

He sighed, leaned back in his plastic chair that creaked in protest, and muttered to himself:

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

Ben Newton sits beneath the fan, arguing with his own aliases, unaware the only person he's fooling is "Dumb Fuck. ". Ha ha

[EverythingThai]

A realistic report that's a great job that lacks details.

You do. That's all you talk about. Perhaps because it gives you the only opportunity you have to not make stuff up like you do with your so-called trip reports and advice.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

I'm in full agreement on this. Perhaps it is the only thing the two of us will ever agree on ha ha.

[EverythingThai]

I love it. One liners about Short Eyes and his catamite OverpayThai precipitate pages of rants. What a bunch of losers LOL.

Not commenting about the ShortEyes are ya boy? Tell us why you split Richmond Va for the DR?

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

Ah yes, the plot twist we all saw coming three scrolls ago.

[SubCmdr]

Truer words have never been spoken.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was

Now he shows his true personality

Hi,

I see the infamou Sub has graced your section of the Forum with his USA Urban ghetto wisdom. You will notice he is all over the Thailand boards, and the Dominican Republic board, and the Colombian board, where he curses and yells and rants and expresses his hate for all white folks. He is not a typical american, and while you have plenty of reason as Europeans to disike americans, don't use him as a paradigm for anything other than an example of an arrogant egotistical racist mentally Disturbed ranting unintelligent conspiracist mysoginist piece of shit that just happens to have an American passport, God knows how it hasn't been revoked yet, even assuming his international travels are true, which many of us here doubt. There's a very good chance he's in a basement in some Hood in like Gary Indiana or some other place that looks like an Congo village. Meanwhile enjoy his presence, you already have loons like ther French dwarf, so I guess it's not unusual.

Oh you guys are in for fun. MessBoy has discovered your rants and raves section. Hes never been to your country, but he is an expert LOL.

I'm out of here so Sambo the Mouthy MessBov doesn't keep his little war going with me to clog up your area. He will find someone else, there are tons of racists in Germany, right?

He has many names for me and he knows where the racist are. Any moment now Oakie and HotDog666 will be posting up in here giving him back up.

How long? Not long!

[SubCmdr]

I was being a little kind to you but I'll tell you I was vicariously embarrassed for you by you appealing to this mongering board on whether you're a second class citizen.

Note that no one responded.

I also note that you didn't address your little cap in hand "aww shucks master" appeal to whatshisname, Nyzhenov?

You know the chap who referred to you as "the colored boy" or "darkie"?

That's the thing with racism, Stephen: it may be a minority who are racist to you, but you are nonetheless a second class citizen.

Lookie here, WHWMF has a new fanboy. Food on a Bun AKA HotDog666.

Tell us why you split Richmond Va for the DR?

Tell us why you split Richmond, VA? Confederate son living in a Cambodian Slum. How Ironic?

[SubCmdr]

Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?

Hey you dumb mother fuck (DMF is your new name).

The only arrest warrant that has ever been issued is by the ISG Thailand Police Force. We know who the be the Price PoPo up in dis *****.

1,000 baht. Nuff said. You even get them for 500.

You not my Bro mother fuck!

[Werqweq]

All Pattaya girls are just pussy to you. You fuck short, fat, and ugly girls and brag about how cheap they are. Fucking a thousand girls does not make a man happy. Look at you. You spend most of your free time in this forum. You always sound so cranky and are very quick to put people down. Sandy won't open her fine legs for crude men like you and she certainly isn't going to open her legs for 1,000 Baht. It's not that easy like you always claim it is. They may be prostitutes. But many of them, especially the beautiful ones, do not think like one. You fuck Sandy for 1,000 Baht. Then, I will bow down to you and call you the messiah.

LOL. Only thing missing from Mr. E's post is one of his amusing food/coffee analogies.
"Do you message Burger King to let them know you're back in town, and then wait for them to call you back and ask how you're doing and if you're hungry? Or do you message them your order and wait for them to bring it?"

You're the money. She's the burger. As far as hookers goes, that's all there is to it, your newbie delusions notwithstanding. Take some of the good advice offered you, and you too could become one of the thousands of crude men fucking Sandy.