Stupid Shit in Brazil

[WorldTravler98]

Hello gents,

I'm heading to Rio this Friday and working on my itinerary to make the most of my 8-day trip.

A little background on my experience—I've been in the mongering for six years, spending about half that time in various USA States and the other half abroad in Mexico and Dubai. Rio has been at the top of my list for a while now, and it's finally time to make it happen!

So far, I have Perola Negra planned for Saturday night and 4 x4 on my list. I'll be staying in Barra.

I'm looking for recommendations on the best experiences, particularly regarding the most freaky yet clean broads. From my research, it seems top-tier options go for around 500 BRL, but I'm aiming to keep it at or under 300 BRL per session. Also for a night cap how do I get girls back to my hotel for after hours fun.

Would appreciate any insights or tips to maximize my time. And if any fellow mongers want to grab a bite just hit me up!

Thanks in advance, gents!

[Vagabundo1]

Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.

https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/

To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers!

[The Cane]

I'll never ruin the market for you. We don't go for the same kind of women. So cream pie away and pay them as little as you please!

[Vagabundo1]

My colleague The Cane, there is only one way to settle this. It is with a Elisa Sanches Swing Party.

I believe that also Ukraine, Gaza, and Taiwan peace can also be negotiated at the same event, at Paris Cafe, Saturday nights, starts at 01 h Sunday, the comedy routine of DJ Vagabundo Felipe Ret Bengala.

Look, I know we are all sensitive people. Vote Republican. Elon Musk for President.

Not everyone sees having bareback sex as a goal to be achieved. I like BBBJs but have zero interest in doing bareback anal with a tute. And although I have done bareback in the pussy it's rare, rare, rare for me to do that. To each his own. Enjoy life living in Rio as you will. I could have retired to anywhere in the world I wanted to. I chose to do that in my home country of the United States and to keep traveling the world. I do plan to put Perola Negra into my rotation when I'm in Rio (at least once a year going forward). If Elisa Sanches is there, then I would like to know if she remembers me getting up in her pink butt hole? And if you're there too then perhaps that would be time for a "beer summit". Take a chill pill bro. Relax. It's better for your blood pressure. We all realize that you know a lot about the Rio scene. We just wish you would stop bashing other people who like to monger in ways that maybe you don't. That's just not necessary. There's enough for everyone to proceed as they please. Do your thing. But let others do theirs as well without all the acrimony. There's more than one way to monger.

[Vagabundo1]

I am fine with a peace pipe at Perola Negra, though technically, officially, ganja is not allowed there as the smoking area outside where I snapped Elisa Sanches pics was closed.

By the time a girl, like Ana Zawaadi Foxx gets to Perola Negra with the 350 r / 40 min pricing, it is too high for Vagabundo, who was fucking Ana Zawaadi foxxx for 400 pernoite creampieing her negra buceta and even her cuzinha bareback in his barra apartment under the flag of zohan, of our forbears in deuteronomy. I will pay the 350 r /40 minute at Perola if the kunt says she will give it bare, which does happen, but normally a ana zawaaadi foxxx who was giving it bare pernoite 400 r when she was at vila mimosa for a few nights in 2020 or 2021 will get her cost per fuck per minute anchored by perola pricing, and then, you asshole idiot rich world mongers who are eyes glued to your iphones like 15 year old fucking female high school tik tock bitches trying to make the most of your 9 days in rio on the back of all of vagabundo's numbers and the places he brought you to in centro and vila mimosa are going to FUCK UP THE PRICING of the local mongers, just like you don't or should not share the contact of that 100 r per day sweet apartment in copa a few blocks from the beach that you got from the porteiro for being able to talk rio de janeiro portoguese and not get your idiot ass kicked out of the 150 USD per night apartment in Leblon so you have to move under duress to the 350 USD per night hotel room in Leblon where you are fucking up the pricing of vagabundo's kunts by paying them too much, literally, not figuratively, but literally on the road to perola negra, and once the girl gets to perola negra, then it is over, the vagabundo traders of the world who have been working the market, making a market with kira noir for 18 months, with Cat for 2 years, with Nia Nacci 4 at a secret terma where the fucking idiot gringo mongers would never go, now you fucked it up. You got your ass kicked out of an Airbnb (fuck airbnb, by the way) because some of the girls (not kira noir) dress the wrong way; the doormen though asked for the whatsapp of cat because you had her stacked up outside your apartment. I mean, hey, good to see you at darkroom, we were going to grab a bite afterwards, but no, blow off vagabundo for a meal and uber because you have to race back to your 150 USD per night leblon apartment which you get yourself kicked from by not figuring out how to schmooze in portoguese. Hey, the old vagabundo could have dealt with that issue because he gets along well with doorman, having been well lets just say a security guy in various organizations.

Getting Gringo'ed is the term, and it applies in many ways.

1. Gringos getting ripped off by locals because they don't speak any porto. Take for example, idiot gringo getting kicked out of a Leblon Airbnb for a tatoo on the leg of a guest. There are ways to fight that, easily, like who's the realtor, what's his cresci (realtor) registration, send that to the consular services at the embassy, send a screenshot of the conversation with the embassy to the owner, you don't want this kind of problem? Yes, I am saying that in English, and you understand me motherfucker because my consulate will call the police, and my consulate will name you, by name, then you will have a sujo nome, a dirty name, so why don't you just back the fuck off. Vagabundo has done this, more or less, on a 365 day lease which he pushed out to 400,410 days. I mean, realtor gave me the keys 410 days ago, I was paying 200 r a night, now paying 100 r a night because deposit is being used on last 3 months (it is not really a sunk cost), because I found all the legal processos against the proprietor owner who has various legal issues with his property which I screenshotted, sent to my consulate, and showed him and his agent the last time I paid the utiliites on a 85 square meter 2 bedroom property with a balcony overlooking (barely), the atlantic at posto 12, recreio. Because Vagabundo is a asshole, and you don't want the consulate, where I am a member of the clan that protects the consulate calling the local police, which they will because I know the chief of consular affairs. I know the guy who approves visas, I know that guy is of a certain race, I know how he immigrated to my country, because I have a photographic memory, except when I have been drinking which is why I am replacing alcohol with muay thai dopamine. The point is, if idiot wingman slows down and gets a coffee and uber with vagabundo on the day he gets kicked out of airbnb leblon at 150 USD a day, he doesn't get kicked out because vagabundo texts a lawyer, the consulate, and the realtor regulator in 10 minutes, and the owner backs the fuck off, just as the recreio owner has backed the fuck off. Not to mention that vagabundo's stable of kunts includes nina deponca who cleans, cooks, and takes creampies in her asshole, her pussy, and even goes to swing clubs at paris cafe on Saturday nights and sucks off and swallows the loads of vagabundo's friends, which has happened. Vagabundo in his own way has become like that dude in the tarantino movie who shows up after the two hitmen shoot the fucking kid in the face accidentally, which is really piss poor weapons safety and would never occur in his majesty's own SWISS NAVY infantry, but it might have been worth having vagabundo around, but Noooo, really, all rich world idiot monger wants is the numbers of vagabundo's best girls, the locations, a quick tour, take all the leads, which in the case of vagabundo are not just 10% leads, but 100% closed, working accounts, lubed up kunts. So yea, sperto is right, don't share the numbers of those good non airbnb apartments, and don't share the numbers of the good kunts. There is no appreciation, no consideration, and it never helps it only hurts my game. Lesson learned again for like the 10th time.

2. Girls getting gringoed by being overpaid. Let's just take Kira Noir, who I really like, who treats me well, and vice versa, but after I refer her to idiot wingman, she's like, oh, your friend treats me well (meaning he overpays me) to which I say, having made a proper market, like a stock market market maker, which I was as an upstairs trader, baby, you've been partying with the stones, referring to when mick jagger told a few hookers who had been fucking the stones all night that they had been partying with the stones, and there is always another kunt. But noooooo, idiot monger is going to make vagabundo look like a bad, cheap client, and probably lose her, as ana zawaadi foxxx has been lost to vagabundo because she got gringoed by being taken to perola negra as a house girl.

I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.

[Vagabundo1]

The good era that came with covid has ended with not just The Cane, but in my impression, way too many rich world tourists screwing up the market, again.

I am seeing girls that I refer to other mongers get all screwed up in their pricing expectations by idiot mongers who overpay as a matter of course, who come into town for a week or 9 days and they are taking girls from the darkside casas, centro prives, and just screwing up the pricing. It's just ridiculous. I for one am not interested in screwing up my own market.

I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.

[The Cane]

I get 4 x 4 girls for 500 pernoite while the idiots are paying that for an hour and proclaiming themselves geniuses.

I never claimed to be a genius about it. Only to be satisfied haha! If I lived in Rio like you I most assuredly would play the game differently. But I don't. So this is how I do!

[Sperto]

I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.

[Vagabundo1]

Yeah good point.

Following sperto jimmyboy nounce gets better girls from Centro prives and off the normal path casas.

I had a guy in town last night who got better sex for 130 r in VM than the 1200 r he paid in solarium.

I get 4 x 4 girls for 500 pernoite while the idiots are paying that for an hour and proclaiming themselves geniuses.

Give him a slack and don't piss on his parade. Seven years outside Brazil is a long time and in no time he's back home. I guess I missed his reports as I have my ignore list.

[Vagabundo1]

Just follow the canes post and ignore mine.

The cane posted about hotels that don't exist during covid.

See how that works for you.

Yesterday vagabundo fucked Anne amari twice at his place, did an hour of muay Thai, had temakeria with fleghorn across from solarium, then went to VM and mosaico with fleghorn where we both did negras for 130 to 200 r.

4 pops, though last one was a blank.

Did you get and can you give the number of the doctor who does the STD blookwork of every girl in 4 x4? Vagabundo has that!

That's what you get by being on Vagabundo's whatsapp group and getting the Vagabundo Bubbaboy Guide!

Enjoy your vacation just don't pay any of those 4 x4 girls more than 400 or at most 500 pernoite! Bare! All holes! With a view of Barra beach posto 1-12! 365/24/7 for 5 fucking years mother fucker.

Tell you what, next time Elisa Sanches has a show at Perola Negra, I will see you there to offer you peace! You will be there right? It's going to be in a month or 6, but since you live here now, no problem right?

[The Cane]

Did you get and can you give the number of the doctor who does the STD blookwork of every girl in 4 x4? Vagabundo has that! Enjoy your vacation just don't pay any of those 4 x4 girls more than 400 or at most 500 pernoite! Bare! All holes!

Not everyone sees having bareback sex as a goal to be achieved. I like BBBJs but have zero interest in doing bareback anal with a tute. And although I have done bareback in the pussy it's rare, rare, rare for me to do that. To each his own. Enjoy life living in Rio as you will. I could have retired to anywhere in the world I wanted to. I chose to do that in my home country of the United States and to keep traveling the world. I do plan to put Perola Negra into my rotation when I'm in Rio (at least once a year going forward). If Elisa Sanches is there, then I would like to know if she remembers me getting up in her pink butt hole? And if you're there too then perhaps that would be time for a "beer summit". Take a chill pill bro. Relax. It's better for your blood pressure. We all realize that you know a lot about the Rio scene. We just wish you would stop bashing other people who like to monger in ways that maybe you don't. That's just not necessary. There's enough for everyone to proceed as they please. Do your thing. But let others do theirs as well without all the acrimony. There's more than one way to monger.

[Vagabundo1]

Did you get and can you give the number of the doctor who does the STD blookwork of every girl in 4 x4? Vagabundo has that!

That's what you get by being on Vagabundo's whatsapp group and getting the Vagabundo Bubbaboy Guide!

Enjoy your vacation just don't pay any of those 4 x4 girls more than 400 or at most 500 pernoite! Bare! All holes! With a view of Barra beach posto 1-12! 365/24/7 for 5 fucking years mother fucker.

Tell you what, next time Elisa Sanches has a show at Perola Negra, I will see you there to offer you peace! You will be there right? It's going to be in a month or 6, but since you live here now, no problem right?

Your self-acknowledged "writing for yourself" in a public space? I'll tell you why. It's because you're an attention hoor. You want and desperately need for all of the attention to be centered on you as the sole expert. So, what are you going to do then? Are you going to cut 4 X4 out of the Bubba Boy Guide that your lazy ass has been supposedly "updating" over the last 4 or 5 years? I recall him writing highly of it as a Tier 1 termas. I like Tier 1 termas. You're losing it bro you're losing it! You're losing your shit! And me? I'm enjoying my vacation!

[The Cane]

So, The Cane returns to Rio de Janeiro and his great report is to go to 4 x4? Come on?

Let me guess, you paid like 500+ reais all in, and got it all covered as in, wrap up your dick in cellophane. And you stayed in Copacobana?

To begin, you need to go to Mosaico, after midnight.

Then Paris Cafe and Perola Negra. And all the prives.

Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country..

Your self-acknowledged "writing for yourself" in a public space? I'll tell you why. It's because you're an attention hoor. You want and desperately need for all of the attention to be centered on you as the sole expert. So, what are you going to do then? Are you going to cut 4 X4 out of the Bubba Boy Guide that your lazy ass has been supposedly "updating" over the last 4 or 5 years? I recall him writing highly of it as a Tier 1 termas. I like Tier 1 termas. You're losing it bro you're losing it! You're losing your shit! And me? I'm enjoying my vacation!

[Sperto]

Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country.

Give him a slack and don't piss on his parade. Seven years outside Brazil is a long time and in no time he's back home. I guess I missed his reports as I have my ignore list.

[Vagabundo1]

So, The Cane returns to Rio de Janeiro and his great report is to go to 4 x4? Come on?

Let me guess, you paid like 500+ reais all in, and got it all covered as in, wrap up your dick in cellophane. And you stayed in Copacobana?

To begin, you need to go to Mosaico, after midnight.

Then Paris Cafe and Perola Negra. And all the prives.

Waiting for something that justifies all the shit talking in advance of your so called great return to Brazil after 5 years of posting daily while being out of the country.

Oh yeah, all of you readers out there, make sure you ignore me and ask for The Cane's update to the Bubba Boy Guide based on his extensive boots on the ground experience in Rio de Janeiro.