Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[PhilJoy]

I have some great memories of Sabang but I stopped going for a few reasons: going back to the same town and bars got a little ground hog dayish; over the years the tone of the town changed with many more one time visitors vs repeat visitors; prices just went up and up.

Regardless of the above, I'd also recommend it to others for a visit. It's one of the very few places in the Phil's that has both girls and diving readily available.

Enjoy. G.

Mate, likewise.

I'd definitely recommend it as an alternative, or side trip from Manila or AC.

I know a lot of guys have an issue with the Koreans taking over other places, but it's happened in Sabang big time.

As many of you know, I don't do the bars but mainly deal with locals and FL's.

But I have a great insight into the workings of things by doing so.

Spot on G. One road in and one road out and everyone knows what you're up to.

But many fond memories there.

When there's two in the bed _.

_Phil.

[Goferring]

As mentioned, I've 'nailed' a few girls out of there only because I got friendly with them and did it on the side.

I've had some great times in Sabang, but sooner or later, once you start fucking all the local non-bar girls as freelancers, it gets really messy.

They all know each other and they all know you. And I'm sure there were a lot of boyfriend's eyes on me too.

Although a diving destination now run by the K's, I'd still advise guys to go there to check it out and chill by the water and to take a break from the concrete surroundings of Manila and AC.

Sabang is relatively easy to get to.

_ Phil.

There have always been a few restaurants where the girls were open to some overtime after work. However, you are correct: it does get a little messy when they are simultaneously fucking numerous guys yet regard themselves as good girls who we should be faithful to. It also doesn't help that Sabang is a one road town so dragging anyone home from the bars etc will mean walking past her workplace every night, often drunk at 3 am with a hooker in tow.

I have some great memories of Sabang but I stopped going for a few reasons: going back to the same town and bars got a little ground hog dayish; over the years the tone of the town changed with many more one time visitors vs repeat visitors; prices just went up and up.

Regardless of the above, I'd also recommend it to others for a visit. It's one of the very few places in the Phil's that has both girls and diving readily available.

Enjoy. G.

[PhilJoy]

Yep. It was a pretty wild and seedy place back in the day. Several guys didn't survive the night and were quietly wisked away. A bit of a dump to be honest but the best location.

I heard there was a major bust up between the owners / managers, a new owner group has tidied it up but lost a lot of the atmosphere.

Another one of those great memories that I probably wouldn't want to repeat now that I'm older and saner.

Is the floating bar still out the front?

G.

Not too sure about the history of the management, but you get a little tired of the managers and girls hitting you up for LD's when there's no guarantee of some action and there's no bar fines.

As mentioned, I've 'nailed' a few girls out of there only because I got friendly with them and did it on the side.

Apparently I have a a child due to one of them next month.

(Pity the Pina's can't get their stories and dates right before sending you messages for support).

Yes, the floating bar still exists, but it didn't seem too busy on the last visit.

I've had some great times in Sabang, but sooner or later, once you start fucking all the local non-bar girls as freelancers, it gets really messy.

They all know each other and they all know you. And I'm sure there were a lot of boyfriend's eyes on me too.

Although a diving destination now run by the K's, I'd still advise guys to go there to check it out and chill by the water and to take a break from the concrete surroundings of Manila and AC.

Sabang is relatively easy to get to.

_ Phil.

[Goferring]

Yes, the Big Apple G.

I'm sure 'things' still go on out the back, but not quite like your experience in the past.

The small bar out the front in the alley calls itself a Big Apple Cafe (I think it's owned the the same guy who has LA Cafe in Manila).

It's badly managed by an old woman called Angel, but the girls in there, over time, have been quite pleasant.

But they're not bar girls per se.

They ask for LD's but there's no negotiating for any bedroom action.

I've 'done' two of them on the side, but had to build up a rapport over time.

_ Phil.

Yep. It was a pretty wild and seedy place back in the day. Several guys didn't survive the night and were quietly wisked away. A bit of a dump to be honest but the best location.

I heard there was a major bust up between the owners / managers, a new owner group has tidied it up but lost a lot of the atmosphere.

Another one of those great memories that I probably wouldn't want to repeat now that I'm older and saner.

Is the floating bar still out the front?

G.

[PhilJoy]

Not exactly fishing but there may still be lots of baby G tadpoles swimming in the Big Apple swimming pool in Sabang. G.

Yes, the Big Apple G.

I'm sure 'things' still go on out the back, but not quite like your experience in the past.

The small bar out the front in the alley calls itself a Big Apple Cafe (I think it's owned the the same guy who has LA Cafe in Manila).

It's badly managed by an old woman called Angel, but the girls in there, over time, have been quite pleasant.

But they're not bar girls per se.

They ask for LD's but there's no negotiating for any bedroom action.

I've 'done' two of them on the side, but had to build up a rapport over time.

_ Phil.

[Goferring]

Not exactly fishing but there may still be lots of baby G tadpoles swimming in the Big Apple swimming pool in Sabang. I was madly in lust with many of the pole dancers in town and over many barfines one fucked me in every area of that pool imaginable: in the pool; on the deck chairs; in the pool bar; outside the front door of the surrounding rooms. She had absolutely no qualms at 4 am in the morning. I remember one night feeling proud as punch that I had finally found her limit when she refused to fuck me on the diving board.

To this day, she was the only girl who could give me a BBBJCIM underwater. I swear she had gills some nights.

Aaah, the memories of being young and stupid.

G.

[Old And Ugly]

I don't see anything wrong with throwing in a line whilst getting a blowjob, do you?

Or she may hold the fishing pole, while doing her doggy style.

[RandoGuy]

I don't like fishing, but if there is such a recreational activity where you fuck while fishing, count me in, fishing may become my new hobby.

I don't see anything wrong with throwing in a line whilst getting a blowjob, do you?

[Old And Ugly]

I remember a mate who was doing some work on an island in the Mediterranean (might have been Cyprus).

He told me that "there are only 2 things to do there - fucking or fishing, and fuck fishing".

I don't like fishing, but if there is such a recreational activity where you fuck while fishing, count me in, fishing may become my new hobby.

[Red Kilt]

Also worth mentioning under the same category is the fact that I'm on an island where one of the main activities is fishing,......

I remember a mate who was doing some work on an island in the Mediterranean (might have been Cyprus).

He told me that "there are only 2 things to do there - fucking or fishing, and fuck fishing".

[Old And Ugly]

I got ya Ugly.

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As for the Phils doing business via FB, yes it's really frustrating, as all my trips include a business schedule.

I get it that they don't want to pay the costs of running a website and resort to free FB, but another unknown fact is, the cost of registering a PH domain name is really expensive compared to other countries and due to a monopoly from prior experience.

_ Phil.

It's ok if they do it on FB, but the info provided is irrelevant, nothing useful, or helping you or the seller, the postings look like are being made by 12 year olds. If you're into buying a property, I guess you have something in mind, like an area, size, look, price range, etc. Same goes for rentals. None of that info exists in the adds.

[Mr Enternational]

On my last visit to Sabang recently, I asked if the fish I ordered was caught 'out there' and pointed to the vast expanse of water.

An honest waitress replied, "No Sir. All frozen from Manila. "

I always eat fish when I am on the beach in Dominican Republic. A couple of years ago I walked around the shed where they cook it. On the ground was an empty box that the fish come in. Product of Vietnam.

[PhilJoy]

I know that business in PH is conducted mostly via FB, and I got used to it, but the postings are so idiotic, that makes no sense, and somehow it works.

Also worth mentioning under the same category is the fact that I'm on an island where one of the main activities is fishing, and yesterday I stopped in almost all the restaurants, carinderias, and BBQ shacks that I could find, and none of them had fish on the menu, only pork and chicken. On the side of the road 2 miles away from the touristy area where the fishermen are, there is plenty of fresh fish for sale, good quality, and extremely cheap, but if you don't feel like cooking and just want to be served you're out of luck.

I got ya Ugly.

On my last visit to Sabang recently, I asked if the fish I ordered was caught 'out there' and pointed to the vast expanse of water.

An honest waitress replied, "No Sir. All frozen from Manila. ".

As a bit of a Gordon Ramsay look-a-like, I was compelled to say, "Oh, for fuck's sake!" but didn't. She was only the cute waitress.

As for the Phils doing business via FB, yes it's really frustrating, as all my trips include a business schedule.

I get it that they don't want to pay the costs of running a website and resort to free FB, but another unknown fact is, the cost of registering a PH domain name is really expensive compared to other countries and due to a monopoly from prior experience.

_ Phil.

[Old And Ugly]

I know that business in PH is conducted mostly via FB, and I got used to it, but the postings are so idiotic, that makes no sense, and somehow it works.

I want to move, and I'm trying to rent a house that's in a good area, on the beach, and as private as it can be, so that the girls that my GF brings over don't have to do the walk of shame in front of the prying eyes of the neighbors. Absolutely all the postings about places to rent are kind of cryptic, offer no info about the place, except how many people can sleep there, no location, and no price, It's like navigating thru a nightmare, you always have to PM in order to get the minimal info that you need.

I returned from the US, and for about a week now, I'm waiting for responses to my PMs that of course take a few days to come back, if they do, and is just a waste of time in most cases. Real estate agents are the same way, FB, emojis and no useful info.

Extremely frustrating, like most things here, but the main commodity which is pussy and is easy available, makes the pain of dealing with the rest of the stuff bearable.

Also worth mentioning under the same category is the fact that I'm on an island where one of the main activities is fishing, and yesterday I stopped in almost all the restaurants, carinderias, and BBQ shacks that I could find, and none of them had fish on the menu, only pork and chicken. On the side of the road 2 miles away from the touristy area where the fishermen are, there is plenty of fresh fish for sale, good quality, and extremely cheap, but if you don't feel like cooking and just want to be served you're out of luck.

[Chris Long]

Category 1.) She comes and sees you four or more times a week outside of the bar for free and sometimes stays longtime. (Sort of happened to me one time in Thailand a Soi 6 girl wanted to do long time she staid the night I paid her then the next day she said it was her day off and she would just stay another night with me. Offered her money the second day but she refused it. Even paid once when we went out to eat).

Category 2.) She sees you four or more times a week outside of the bar for half the bar fine price and sometimes stays long time. (very common for me I have a few I see outside of the bar for half the bar fine price on a regular almost daily bases).

Category 3.) She contacts you four or more times a week and wants you to come into her bar and bar fine her but never stays long time. (Has happen to me occasionally but I usually get promoted by her very quickly to category two).

Category 4.) She bar fines with you once maybe a second time, maybe not, but then turns her nose up at you wants nothing to do with you and won't say why she doesn't like you (Has happened to me before but it is rare).

Category 5.) She wants you to come into the bar and table her and buy her drinks, she laughs at your jokes is affectionate to you in the bar wants you to come in often to table her and buy her drinks but won't bar fine with you always has an excuse why she can't. (Has never really happened to me as I know most of the managers and just tell them to ask the girl if she will do short time before I buy her even one drink).

Category 6.) She allows you to table her and buy her a drink once but won't bar fine, maybe she allows you to buy her a drink a second time but is cold and disinterested in you and won't say why she won't bar fine with you and turns her nose up at you any time you enter after that. (Has never happened to me as I always follow the mode of operation stated in category five).

Category 7.) She won't even allow you to table her and buy her a drink runs from you like you are the Ebola virous and won't even talk to you. (Has only happened to me in the Korean bars with the attractive girls who only go with Koreans, they won't sit with you interact with you and avoid you).