Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[Goferring]

lately I was paying less, or nothing, 2 K in Cebu, and 1 K on my island, for non pros.

This may be the secret. Now, I'd rather gouge my eyes out than watch a bored girl strut around a chrome pole. This was a nightly event decades ago.

As you say, the civilian student is a few coins to help with exams while the Bargirl gouges every peso that she can get.

Helps that the former is also typically happy go lucky, childless and shrink-wrapped, the opposite to her big city cousin.

Enjoy. G.

[Old And Ugly]

And the RTFF award goes to (drum roll) Sir Terrel. 👍. Congratulations on reading back 25 pages. 🤣.

On a similar, less serious note, has anyone seen Sir Ugly's prediction come true? Ever had to pay more due to aging or getting fatter / uglier?

Over the years, I've definitely aged and gotten fatter. However, I was fortunate enough (??) to start off a very low base in the looks department so I don't think my looks have gotten much worse.

If anything, I'm probably paying less for pussy now than 20 years ago. I've always been a Cheap Charlie. That's never changed. Maybe it's because I now know where to look or what true prices are: I haven't paid a barfine in years. Maybe it's because I'm now conscious of being retired and no longer playing the baller expat. Who knows? The girls I've been procuring lately are equally as attractive, if not better.

Have guys found that they have had to ante up as they get older / fatter / ugglier? Or are you older and wiser and paying less?

Enjoy. G.

The truth is that contrary to the expectations, lately I was paying less, or nothing, 2 K in Cebu, and 1 K on my island, for non pros, also no money exchanged in one instance.

[Goferring]

May be a setup where the g / f and your 'blonde' planned it, coincidence?? About the timings?? Of calls.

Teltel.

..I know her since she was 19 and a virgin, now she's 24 I think and she looks better and better as she's aging...I gave her $100 and explained to her what to do with it. She's the best looking girl I've seen in PH, so I been paying her to keep her interested in an old ugly fucker, and it's all worth it, I may have to boost the payment if needed in the future.

And the RTFF award goes to (drum roll) Sir Terrel. 👍. Congratulations on reading back 25 pages. 🤣.

On a similar, less serious note, has anyone seen Sir Ugly's prediction come true? Ever had to pay more due to aging or getting fatter / uglier?

Over the years, I've definitely aged and gotten fatter. However, I was fortunate enough (??) to start off a very low base in the looks department so I don't think my looks have gotten much worse.

If anything, I'm probably paying less for pussy now than 20 years ago. I've always been a Cheap Charlie. That's never changed. Maybe it's because I now know where to look or what true prices are: I haven't paid a barfine in years. Maybe it's because I'm now conscious of being retired and no longer playing the baller expat. Who knows? The girls I've been procuring lately are equally as attractive, if not better.

Have guys found that they have had to ante up as they get older / fatter / ugglier? Or are you older and wiser and paying less?

Enjoy. G.

[Jarango]

Interestingly, the first girl to complain "escaped" December 22, just in time for the Christmas festivities. Oddly, she didn't run straight to the nearest police station or barangay captain. She went home to enjoy lechon and Red Horse until January 5, after festivities concluded..

It seems the SS Kommandant was holding 8 hostages and none of them could escape the all seeing American Octopus man. Good to see the ops were on the ball. Hopefully, they all got a good bribe and cleaned out his account. Sage advice from Chocha Monger.

[Chocha Monger]

On today's TV news here in The Phils.

This fella's in a bit of trouble.

Obviously don't know the full story here, but when you start filming girls as young as 18-20, you're asking for trouble.

https://globalnation.inquirer.net/30...aming-sex-acts

Business schemes to make mongering pay for itself with profitable monger activities never end well. Still, we are reading the Filipino version of the truth. Isn't it odd that he had to pay the girls while detaining them? If they were coerced and held captive, why pay them anything at all? He could have just rooted them on livestream and kept all of the profits for himself. Seems like the girls were paid sex workers who became disgruntled about their share of the profits. Now, they need to save face and deny that they were willing accomplices.

Interestingly, the first girl to complain "escaped" December 22, just in time for the Christmas festivities. Oddly, she didn't run straight to the nearest police station or barangay captain. She went home to enjoy lechon and Red Horse until January 5, after festivities concluded. Perhaps, the family was expecting her to "escape" with a much bigger budget for the holidays, and she arrived with only enough pesos for one lechon and a case of Red Horse instead of two lechons and five cases of Red Horse. That would mean that the family lost face, and the foreigner needed to be punished.

There are good reasons why foreign owned bars hire Filipino papasans and mamasans to deal directly with the girls. Even in non-monger related businesses, foreign owners have lost their lives dealing directly with their disgruntled Filipino employees who felt that they deserved a bigger piece of the pie. Resident mongers also know the danger that comes with the young pretty Filipina live-in maid. As a rich foreigner, you will always be accused of keeping too much of the pie for yourself, and it will bring bad feelings for you. If you are unlucky, your employees and their relatives may decide to sort you out.

[Zbntuv]

Let's not forget VICKs.

Tide = laundry soap.

All made by procter and gamble.

Go back in history. Aspirin was Bayer's (a German company) trademark name for acetylsalicylic acid. They lost that name in the US. Xerox corporation continues to fight a battle to keep people from using the verb Xerox to mean photocopying. When people first start using your name to mean something is good, till you realize you may lose your name.

[Bad Santa]

And all bleach is Zondrox.

Let's not forget VICKs.

Tide = laundry soap.

All made by procter and gamble.

[Goferring]

On today's TV news here in The Phils.

This fella's in a bit of trouble.

Obviously don't know the full story here, but when you start filming girls as young as 18-20, you're asking for trouble.

https://globalnation.inquirer.net/30...aming-sex-acts

Detaining girls against their will is never going to end well. Even if they were freely there for the money, those accusations are going to stick and he's down for a not so fun ride. Definitely not worth the couple of thousand pesos he received.

I've often though how easy it would be to manage a few girls' OF page and to build up an army of simp followers. The trouble is that it's all good until it isn't. It's an absolute certainty that somewhere down the line, differences are going to arise and accusations are going to be made. Not a pretty outcome.

Enjoy. G.

[PhilJoy]

On today's TV news here in The Phils.

This fella's in a bit of trouble.

Obviously don't know the full story here, but when you start filming girls as young as 18-20, you're asking for trouble.

https://globalnation.inquirer.net/30...aming-sex-acts

[Newton York]

Only 15 dead? I'd say that's hardly a disaster, especially when hundreds were rescued. I'd say what's happening here in the dis-United States is way way worse. That being said, I'm never lucky enough to be killed. Even 'iced', haha! I'm just old, tired, and I'm trying to sell my soul to be rich. Any takers? Bastet? Beelzebub? Anubis? Somebody?

[Old And Ugly]

Most of the people died because the rescue arrived late, and took them 4 hours to get there, and they were taking 5 persons at the time to the shore in one small boat, when the Titanic sank, in the remote arctic area, not close to 1 million inhabited islands full of fucking fishing boats on all the beaches around the islands, and skilled seamen, it took less time.

https://search.app/VQeKv

Personally, I know we live in a dangerous place, I see things all around me. The suicide kings on motorbikes tops them all, the bad part is that they can take you with them, when they prove Darwin right.

[WestCoast1]

Hey Admin, where are the ads?

Gents, get it while its hot.

[WestCoast1]

Regardless of the name, all toothpaste in the PH is referred to as Colgate.

And all bleach is Zondrox.

[Old And Ugly]

I met a fella in LAC one evening who had a more refined taste than me. He only wanted 9's. Stepping down for him was an 8. So be it. Feeling frisky I asked this question: If you could have a '1' on the scale, as often as you'd like to have sex, to total 9 f*cks. Or you could have a '9' on the scale, and then wait 9 times as often as you like to have sex, which one would be better? Say, a '1' every other night for a total of 9 times (18 nights total). Or a '9' once, then not having any for another 17-18 nights, forcing you to wait. "Its a 9 every time even if I got to wait. Down time is what porn is for. Fortunately I don't have to wait that long". So no taking the occasional 7 when there are no 8 or 9's? "Never".

He wasn't joking. He's the exact guy this vlogger is talking about. To each his own.

Actually we all want 10's, but if it's not happening we lower the bar. This is why it amuses me every time when someone new is specifying that they want 10's, like the rest of us are bottom feeders, and this is some new concept wanting an untouched 10 and for free if possible.

As for this fella that's spending 2 weeks waiting for his 10, I would suggest that for the kind of money he spends on his quest, to stay home, he'll find it for half that price there, and of better quality, in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

[Old And Ugly]

Regardless of the name, all toothpaste in the PH is referred to as Colgate.