Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[LoveItHere69]

Use the powder in key places. It eats the insects exoskeleton. Takes about 5 days to work but they end up bringing it to their nest. You can also put the powder on smelly food or mix it with fish oil or peanut butter so they eat it and die faster. Works for flies this way.

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[PhilJoy]

Has anyone seen the new Philippine polymer banknotes in circulation yet?

We've had them for years in Australia.

Damn.

There goes my trick of pulling out a $5 note and demonstrating how you couldn't really rip an Australian 'plastic' bank note.

The Filipinas have always been mesmerized by it and want to keep them.

"What's this worth Sir Phil?

"How about a BJ?

(Although the Filipinas have a great knowledge of the value of getting money, their understanding of economics has always been open to question).

Having said that, I've pulled out the Australian plastic notes in bars in the US and have exchanged currencies like-for-like and made a 30% profit on the spot, taking into consideration the exchange rate.

The world seems intent on removing my fun one step at a time_ Phil.

[Mr Enternational]

I think the portal to the other dimension where the roaches are coming from is in the bathroom, not in the kitchen as I previously believed,

Try caulking the cracks. In Thailand I had ants that kept appearing in my bathroom and I sealed up all the cracks.

[Old And Ugly]

This is the 3rd week of roach free living, after I used the military grade fumigators from lazada.

I think the portal to the other dimension where the roaches are coming from is in the bathroom, not in the kitchen as I previously believed, because I saw 2 small ones in two separate occasions few days ago (maybe was the same one). I reinvigorated them with a direct jet from a bottle of bygone, runed away and disappeared.

https://www.lazada.com.ph/products/w...list.0&stock=1

[Mr Enternational]

Like anywhere in the world, roaches are here to stay. They're resilient little bastards. My approach is half a bottle of Tanduay, plus a few SML's. Spray some shit around the room.

So you get the roaches drunk?

[PhilJoy]

Place I rented had tons of roaches in it I had professional company come out initially and exterminate most of them.

Like anywhere in the world, roaches are here to stay.

They're resilient little bastards.

My approach is half a bottle of Tanduay, plus a few SML's.

Spray some shit around the room. Basic insect killers.

And then utilize a size 11 foot to put them to sleep.

It's a good dance routine and work-out at the same time_ Phil.

[ThreeInches]

Not so much with roaches. Hose him with some Baygon will see him skedaddle away a few feet and stop. Hose him again and he runs off again. He might lollygag about your place for up to a day before flipping himself upside down (the roach death knell), unable to up-right himself again. Even then he might live another 24 hours, slowly moving his legs and antennae. I'm not sure the fumigator would do any better, other than to drive them out of the place for a day or so. The fumes are only effective for a few hours.

Place I rented had tons of roaches in it I had professional company come out initially and exterminate most of them.

Then I went on Lazada and bought a jug of demon WP + Gentrol IGR lasts for a few months and also stops flying insects as well for a month or at least reduces the over all amount drastically the IGR will make the last batch of roaches sterile plus roach bait where you can't spray demon wp. Every few months you should be mostly roach free well BUG free as well not just roaches.

[PhilJoy]

Leaving the guys who like to be ridden by bulls to one side, has anyone much experience with rabies, which is quite prevalent and lethal here in the Philippines, where mangy dogs are all over the place.
I don't mind the cocks' non-stop crowing as they are useful members of society but maybe a bounty system could also be given out on motor cyclists, whose bikes exceed so many decibels.

I saw a Jewish family (papa and two skull capped sons) off WS the other day so there must be some money about.

I was thinking of buying my hard working GF something practical but there is nothing here in Angeles to buy.
Buying something for the girl who has everything is hard. But not as hard as buying for the girl who has almost nothing.

Mate, yes, I'll admit to liking a girl who puts in a mechanical bull performance.

As for the dogs, they're in any third world country and a lot of locals do their best to feed the strays even though they're battling to feed themselves.

Motor Cyclists _ Namely scooter riders. We have shitloads of Brazilian and Indian delivery riders in Australia who are riding around on noisy things with lawn mower engines. So it's not a Phils thing. It's the local economy and trying to make a buck. Look at Manila and how many people rely on scooters to earn a peso. Yes, it's an absolute pain in the arse / ass and I'm with you here and there.

Mate, buying for any girl is hard. Just remember their previous kids are not your responsibility. The Filipina's just don't get that we're not responsible for children that are not our own.

_ Phil _ Just my experience.

[PhilJoy]

Give me the airport code bro!
ROTLMAO!

Easy NRT.

Plus there used to be a few good bars around the airport where you could score.

Scrap was one, but as mentioned, if you want a great lay, stick to The Phils.

The JP girls have a real problem with BJ's and when they start gagging, you think you've killed them _ Phil.

[Jarango]

Leaving the guys who like to be ridden by bulls to one side, has anyone much experience with rabies, which is quite prevalent and lethal here in the Philippines, where mangy dogs are all over the place. Could there not be q bounty out on them, with the carcasses handed over to Korean restaurants? I had conversations with three different Pinays about them today and they all seem fatalistic about it. Organised dog culls could be a good tourist attraction and a good source of protein for the rugby kids.

I don't mind the cocks' non-stop crowing as they are useful members of society but maybe a bounty system could also be given out on motor cyclists, whose bikes exceed so many decibels.

I saw a Jewish family (papa and two skull capped sons) off WS the other day so there must be some money about.

I was thinking of buying my hard working GF something practical but there is nothing here in Angeles to buy. What most of them get paid in a day we give as a casual tip to some WS sperm bucket. Odd that.

Buying something for the girl who has everything is hard. But not as hard as buying for the girl who has almost nothing.

[SubCmdr]

Might have to agree Sub, but from vast experience I've never had a JP girl who's even come close to a Filipina in the bedroom.

I spent a lot of time working in Tokyo back in the early 2000's, and being a younger fit westerner back then, attracted a lot of attention. All the JP GF's I had were lovely, but dead in bed.

There was a Filipina working in a massage joint not far from where I was staying in Shinjuku, and although the looks were slightly on the downside, it was like riding a mechanical bull every night _Phil.

Give me the airport code bro!

ROTLMAO!

[PhilJoy]

As on the beauty scale Japanese girls have NO equal in SEA in my book!

Might have to agree Sub, but from vast experience I've never had a JP girl who's even come close to a Filipina in the bedroom.

I spent a lot of time working in Tokyo back in the early 2000's, and being a younger fit westerner back then, attracted a lot of attention. All the JP GF's I had were lovely, but dead in bed.

There was a Filipina working in a massage joint not far from where I was staying in Shinjuku, and although the looks were slightly on the downside, it was like riding a mechanical bull every night _Phil.

[Old And Ugly]

Everyone has their own personal preferences when it comes to looks for girls. Personally, (and I have never been there) Filipinas are not so smoking hot that that it motivates me to visit especially considering the lack of quality infrastructure that is reported to be in the Philippines. Thailand has excellent infrastructure. As on the beauty scale Japanese girls have NO equal in SEA in my book!

I like the Jap girls too, but mostly for the behavior, not necessarily their looks, 30 years ago when I was going to JP frequently, most of them had crooked teeth, and were insisting on walking around in high hills not really knowing how to.

I had a lot of interaction with the JP nation. My first wife's best GF moved to JP to teach them yoga 30 years ago, I found it extremely weird, a white blonde girl teaching the asians a thing that originated in Asia, but she was doing good apparently.

We did visit her quite a few times, also worth mentioning here is the fact that we were having 3 somes, but I wasn't very ecstatic about it, because I heard rumors about her that before Japan she was in some sort of sect, also yoga based and they were drinking their own piss and having orgies, all of it happening in the late 80's, I guess it was some sort of holistic thing back then. Also when it was cold, inside was even colder, and she didn't have any heating just a heater with liquid fuel, that was good for burning indoors without exhaust, but I couldn't wrap my head around it without constantly thinking of dying in my sleep by carbon monoxide poisoning. Sleeping on the floor on a tatami, to fully embrace the culture, also didn't help much, even by having 2 naked females with me under the fluffy comforter: the back freezing on the tatami, the front sweating from the comforter, and the heater. Later I will tell the story about my weird short lived "family life" in JP with the JP GF, and her mom.

Later I combined her with a japanese guy that I befriended in S of Brazil, and now he moved to JP with some special program for jap expats living in BR, where lots of them relocated after WWII, they moved together, I don't know how much he knew about her past, but I never mentioned our common past. Anyway she was starting to lose her hair and looked weird, green colored skin, due to strictly vegetarian, or vegan extreme diet. My BR-JP friend seemed to be very happy to have a white GF, so I let him be.

Many years later they broke up, and she returned from JP penniless.

Years later I divorced, and my second wife was half japanese, divorced that one too, and had a JP GF that was Bi and had a PH GF, and that's how I transitioned to filipinas an other SEA's.

[SubCmdr]

After the first week I would have told him to consider spending the rest of his time in Thailand. No way I would listen to any guy calling my beloved Filipinas ugly. I have never been to Peru but based on the pictures and reports on this site and pix on general sites he will hate Peru. Only a very few percentage of guys will value the looks of Peruvian girls over Filipinas.

Everyone has their own personal preferences when it comes to looks for girls. Personally, (and I have never been there) Filipinas are not so smoking hot that that it motivates me to visit especially considering the lack of quality infrastructure that is reported to be in the Philippines. Thailand has excellent infrastructure. As on the beauty scale Japanese girls have NO equal in SEA in my book!

I enjoy the pinas as much as the next guy but, unfortunately, I wouldn't put them at the top of the Asian looks list. To me they are much more of the 'nice personality' type. There are many other qualities where they make up for it. Just rarely pure looks.

Before anyone has a melt down, I'm not saying they are ugly. There certainly are many stunners. However, the average isn't as high as some other places.

As a contrast, I just spent NYE in Saigon. A non mongering trip so sorry, no reports. However, it was wall to wall gorgeous girls. I'm not exaggerating. Less than 5% had Jollie bellies or were not doable for any other reason.

The down side was I only saw a hand full of mixed couples and most of them were young guys or at least similar ages. Only one dirty old man with an entourage of slutlets.

Enjoy. G.

[Goferring]

Some people just cannot take "too Different". I saw it when I first started working in China. About half the people we brought from either Europe or the USA hated it and never came back. I loved it and still do.

Also, some guys just can't be pleased and loved to whine. Some actually come to Asia because the chaos gives them something to complain about. Endlessly!!

I've lost the number of times I've met guys who have been incountry for years but still complain nonstop. Yet they are offended when they are told to go home if they don't like it.

Enjoy. G.