Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[SeaBeeJoe]

It is always annoying driving into Tijuana on a busy late Friday afternoon because of all the assholes that likes to drive as far as they could on the you-turn lane back to the USA, then cutting in line to get into Tijuana. Except for yesterday for a cocksucker and his cocksucking buddy who tried to cut in line and crashed into a some SUV, and causing a fucking traffic jam.

I had to drive around the accident. And I could not resist giving the cocksuckers a little honk as I waved my middle finger to them as a sign to offer assistance. What a bunch of fucking dicks. Not only did they cut in line, they fucked up some dude's nice SUV. I don't know what it is, but something about Tijuana that makes ordinary people become the worst drivers when they head South of the border.

They were in a hurry for 2 x1 beers in the zona. Honestly I got into an accident going north back to San Diego. Some tool hit my car because I wouldn't let him in. I wanted to beat his punk ass up, but I was close to the border patrol agents and didn't want to be arrested. I just got his license plate number and reported it to my insurance company. The cops at the border saw it so I had witnesses LOL. I agree people are aggressive asshats in the border lines.

[Jackie888]

It is always annoying driving into Tijuana on a busy late Friday afternoon because of all the assholes that likes to drive as far as they could on the you-turn lane back to the USA, then cutting in line to get into Tijuana. Except for yesterday for a cocksucker and his cocksucking buddy who tried to cut in line and crashed into a some SUV, and causing a fucking traffic jam.

I had to drive around the accident. And I could not resist giving the cocksuckers a little honk as I waved my middle finger to them as a sign to offer assistance. What a bunch of fucking dicks. Not only did they cut in line, they fucked up some dude's nice SUV. I don't know what it is, but something about Tijuana that makes ordinary people become the worst drivers when they head South of the border.

[The Cane]

CB Joe.

There is nothing wrong with calling a dark person dark and a rough person rough.

This guy is playing the racist card, which is bullshit.

He's denying that there are a lot more crimes in Rio and Sao Paolo than other cities, which is bullshit.

Of course there's nothing wrong with it. Not to a Little Corporal. There never is. And talk about a classic bullshit move. You see, you played the race card when you said what you did. You went there. But oh no, you deserve a pass right? It's only when someone calls you out on what you wrote that a card has been played? Brazil is one of the most diverse countries on this earth. But you chose to characterize it as a "dark and rough" place, which you now link to crime. And well, you know what they say. Got to call a spade a spade. No free passes. Which makes it quite OK, and necessary, to call that kind of language out too. I wonder how likely it would be for you to go around saying stuff like that if your identity could be easily known to anybody who wanted to know it? No, I take that back. I already know the answer to my own question. Not very. Because it would make you look exactly how it sounds. And you know it. So save it. You already played that card when you said what you said. And you don't get a pass.

[Captain Solo]

CB Joe.

There is nothing wrong with calling a dark person dark and a rough person rough.

This guy is playing the racist card, which is bullshit.

He's denying that there are a lot more crimes in Rio and Sao Paolo than other cities, which is bullshit.

[DramaFree11]

Well, people did just that in Rio, and I get why. We were in Rio for five days, and two of the three people in my party got mugged.

Like I said, maybe it has been cleaned up, but this was very, very common when I was there.

I was there 4 years ago over the holidays, it was bad. Very dangerous and dirty. I did like it better then MDE. It must have been great during the old days.

[Elvis 2008]

And by the way, nobody "brags" about not being subjected to crime in Brazil or Colombia. Why would that be something to "brag" about LOL! No, in my case it's just a simple statement of fact, including not having ever stepped in dog shit LOL!

Well, people did just that in Rio, and I get why. We were in Rio for five days, and two of the three people in my party got mugged.

Like I said, maybe it has been cleaned up, but this was very, very common when I was there.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Did the Little Corporal say that the population of Brazil is "dark with direct and rough personalities"? Sounds quite racist to me. You're busted down to buck Private! Not even one stripe, let alone a Corporal's two.

But he is a Captain, in the Navy that's at least an O6. How can you bust him down to E1? You like an Admiral or something?

[Captain Solo]

MDE's Centro around Plaza Botero and the shopping streets South were packed with people shopping in day time but completely shutdown pitch black after sundown, only groups of homeless drugs addicts creeping around silently. I am guessing businesses would want to turn on the lights and do business all night, but there is no safety and security at night so there are no shoppers. Even in the afternoon it was difficult to find taxi or UBER in this area, so at night you are toast if you get stuck and cannot find rides.

Lots of homeless people were camping at the Park Bolivar and other parks with lots of trash and human waste everywhere. From Las Islas, the UBER was a gentleman. He drove me to Plaza Botero and various areas in El Centro. We passed several completely dark streets nearby where people moved around in the dark, sorting huge piles of trash and recyclables on the streets. He told me even policias would dare not drive around in El Centro after dark. He drove me to club Luna Lunera, with half dozen girls looking better than the tattooed whales in La Isla, but no client when I came in at 11 PM. Had to pay $20 cover then buy a bottle inside to party with the girls, the cheapest was a small Rum bottle for $60. Girls were desperate for business $80 with room nearby. They looked much better tha girls at La Isla, about a 5 or 6 in the HK scale.

The areas South around Santa Fe mall has some beautiful neighborhood, nice homes with beautiful landscape. All plants are so green in MDE, opposite of Bogota. Food is terrible with steaks so tough they were uncuttable with steak knife. I went to an Italian restaurant in Santa Fe mall and got tender, flavorful steaks. The African fish fry street food at a mayorista was good. I got so hungry, had to buy cup noodles to eat at night in the hotel.

Bagged a coupe street cuties near Plaza Botero for ST. Took a guided tour to the native village and took the gondola over dense lush jungle to the aboretum way up in the mountain. Other than that MDE is boring and has not much to offer to eat, play, fuck. The people is very nice, courteous, helpful.

[Captain Solo]

Elvis.

If you were mongering in the Help Disco time, then you are not a pimpled 16 YO as I thought. OK, joking hehe.

Private Cane is calling me "little Corporal" Adolph. Well, The Cane is just a pen name for Vlad the Terrible.

We all have different preferences in travel, girls, sex. I prefer to immerse in local lifestyle while pursuing the best quality girls for company.

I agree with you BS As is a very nice, civilized city, but I saw many 10's among civilians and a few 8's and 9's among the putas, some very nice, clean. Sweet, beautiful girls.

[DramaFree11]

If you were in Rio in the Help Disco days, that is when I was around. Yeah, you are right. For all the guys bragging about it, the women were fugly there. It reminds me of Santa Fe in Bogota or Centro in Medellin.

Rio is a beautiful city, and the crime there was unreal. People bragged about not getting mugged. I thought it got cleaned up though with the crime during the Olympics and world cup but I could be wrong. The hoodlums feasted on tourists, and the cops did not give a shit.

But Rio is beautiful while Sao Paulo is butt ugly. That said, SP has more 10's per square foot then anywhere else in the world. You can go to a boate, find a girl, fuck her, and she may be your GF for the rest of a trip. Some of the hos are just regular and sweet people.

Buenos Aires is a nicer city than anywhere in Brazil. The peso keeps going down in value. It was 1:1 in 2000 and now it is like 115:1. However, much of the pussy is priced in dollars. Thing is that the women were not morally as opposed to hoing themselves out as other countries, and they have just gone onto seeking or outcall websites. Overall, you are right. Argentina beats Colombia, but I never saw any 10's in Argentina and I did in Colombia. Interestingly, all the seasoned guys in Argentina vets liked the Paraguayans best of all. That place is hell to get to but has the cheapest Caucasian pussy on the planet..

Any where is better then MDE. I will not argue that there is cheap sex there, if that is your thing, but that is about the only good thing about MDE.

[The Cane]

Even though Argentina has been beaten down, it is nicer than Colombia by a long shot. If you have to get a connection to Medellin or Cartagena, you are about the same time wise as going to direct to BA. I think a good case can be made for guys starting first in Argentina like I did. The only country as nice as Argentina I have been to is Mexico. I heard Chile is better, but everyone says the women there are ugly. And the Patagonia region in Chile and Argentina ranks as some of the most beautiful land on earth.

Buenos Aires is overrated as a city. Outside of its core, it's not that great. Ugly even. The nicest, most modern city in all of South America from top to bottom and inside out is Santiago, Chile (but maybe just a little sterile). As you note though, I was not particularly impressed by the women there. And by the way, nobody "brags" about not being subjected to crime in Brazil or Colombia. Why would that be something to "brag" about LOL! No, in my case it's just a simple statement of fact, including not having ever stepped in dog shit LOL! I've heard that the civilized city of Paris is actually pretty bad for that hahaha! Rome as well, but I did not find it to be a problem. Maybe because I was mostly in the tourist areas, which they would want to keep clean if they know what's good for them.

[The Cane]

Did the Little Corporal say that the population of Brazil is "dark with direct and rough personalities"? Sounds quite racist to me. You're busted down to buck Private! Not even one stripe, let alone a Corporal's two.

[Elvis 2008]

Old, shameless private Cane is nasty again.

Every one knows the sex scene in Argentina has gone underground, but there are still ways to find quality girls. BS As is also a nice city to enjoy food, arts, entertainment and the companies of a very honest, nice, fun people.

If private Cane only wants to bury his face in the rotten pussies of some old, ugly hoes in the gutter, nobody is stopping him.

If you were in Rio in the Help Disco days, that is when I was around. Yeah, you are right. For all the guys bragging about it, the women were fugly there. It reminds me of Santa Fe in Bogota or Centro in Medellin.

Rio is a beautiful city, and the crime there was unreal. People bragged about not getting mugged. I thought it got cleaned up though with the crime during the Olympics and world cup but I could be wrong. The hoodlums feasted on tourists, and the cops did not give a shit.

But Rio is beautiful while Sao Paulo is butt ugly. That said, SP has more 10's per square foot then anywhere else in the world. You can go to a boate, find a girl, fuck her, and she may be your GF for the rest of a trip. Some of the hos are just regular and sweet people.

Buenos Aires is a nicer city than anywhere in Brazil. The peso keeps going down in value. It was 1:1 in 2000 and now it is like 115:1. However, much of the pussy is priced in dollars. Thing is that the women were not morally as opposed to hoing themselves out as other countries, and they have just gone onto seeking or outcall websites. Overall, you are right. Argentina beats Colombia, but I never saw any 10's in Argentina and I did in Colombia. Interestingly, all the seasoned guys in Argentina vets liked the Paraguayans best of all. That place is hell to get to but has the cheapest Caucasian pussy on the planet.

Even though Argentina has been beaten down, it is nicer than Colombia by a long shot. If you have to get a connection to Medellin or Cartagena, you are about the same time wise as going to direct to BA. I think a good case can be made for guys starting first in Argentina like I did. The only country as nice as Argentina I have been to is Mexico. I heard Chile is better, but everyone says the women there are ugly.

And the Patagonia region in Chile and Argentina ranks as some of the most beautiful land on earth.

[Captain Solo]

Vietnam's KTV girls are hardened pros, crude, not even good-looking, but way too mercenary for my taste.

I went to an upscale, exclusive KTV at 13 Ly Tu Trong, district 1, with a few hot shot big spenders, $1,600 for a bottle of Remy Martin XO. They called in a dozen girls, older, tall, chunky, crude and crash, did not look or act feminine, wanted $10-20 tip for every squeeze of their droopy boobs, WTF? They wanted $600-1,000 all night. Fuck that shit. I would never fuck them. I hate to deal with the old, ugly, hardened sharks in KTVs and expat bars, left over GI's hoes from the American war.

Went with couple guys to the outskirt near the Western Bus terminal, dozen cheaper KTVs scattered in the neighborhood, but there were no clients. A hotter spinner wanted $120 for all night but she kept whining for more tip, that the owner did not pay her much. I got pissed off, got rid of her.

Lots of hot young girls post pics in various call girls sites. Working out of hotels in districts 8 and 10. Their ST rates are $20-30, but they far more nice, clean, beautiful and congenial. Once you meet them thay are open for all nights, $100- 200 depending on the girls. They are some of the prettiest and freshest in Asia, more real and far better companies than the ugly hoes in KTVs and bars. The sex scene is low key and underground in Vietnam, but plenty of hot girls are available, just have to know where to find them. Since they work in hotels in the same neighborhoods, the easiest way is to rent a motorbike to go from one hotel to the next.

Picked up a Texas girl in district 1, gave her a ride back to her apartment on the motorbike without helmets on the high-speed road along the river. I was caressing her sexy legs acting macho like a real biker but was actually pretty scared of crashing. She's very nice, sweet and sexy, sells financial products for some US companies. I called again the next night but some guy answered the phone, would not let me talk to her. Damn. Crowded, lawless traffic really pissed me off. I witnessed a couple bloody road-rage fights on the road. I had a chain with a lock on the bike, ready to crack some assholes' skulls on the road, OK, only defending myself in the absence of the US Marines hehe.

Couple guys are going to Asia soon. Hopefully we will have time to tour Vietnam, drinking and having good food outdoors in the tropical breeze, getting to know hot girls and take it slow and sweet with them.

[BlackThought]

China had some of the prettiest, most beautiful girls, nice, clean, sweet, sexy. Hope it will open up for trade like Thailand. Mean while we can do Vietnam with lots of pretty and fresh girls, but the sex scene is low key and discreet, no noisy and sexy parties in the streets for noobs hehe.

In Vietnam, there are lots of KTV bars. The high-end ones with the best looking girls were charging $400/ overnight though and would not haggle on price. Shocking for a country where the monthly avg income per capita is $200 USD.