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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy  [View Original Post]
    Thursday morning action 10-11 AM. My trip had bait and switch escorts who were showing up late so I thought massage parlors would be more reliable for my last shot before I had to check out of my hotel.

    New Body near Ticuan (NOT New Body Elite near costco): the host speaks good English. 3 chicas on site, beauty is subjective but 0/3 were attractive enough for me to pay for.

    Masaje Baby Blue: After striking out at new body, tried this place. Host speaks ok English. 0 girls on site, he said he could call someone in. I went next.

    Mermaids: Next to tropical in zona norte. Host speaks good English. 2 girls on site. 1 was ok but went to Hong Kong instead where there were was an abundance of beautiful women.

    I'll try afternoons or weekends next trip (or hope someone else will).
    Did you try Luxor?

  2. #40
    Thursday morning action 10-11 AM. My trip had bait and switch escorts who were showing up late so I thought massage parlors would be more reliable for my last shot before I had to check out of my hotel.

    New Body near Ticuan (NOT New Body Elite near costco): the host speaks good English. 3 chicas on site, beauty is subjective but 0/3 were attractive enough for me to pay for.

    Masaje Baby Blue: After striking out at new body, tried this place. Host speaks ok English. 0 girls on site, he said he could call someone in. I went next.

    Mermaids: Next to tropical in zona norte. Host speaks good English. 2 girls on site. 1 was ok but went to Hong Kong instead where there were was an abundance of beautiful women.

    I'll try afternoons or weekends next trip (or hope someone else will).

  3. #39

    New Body Elite attraction

    On my last trip, I arrived in Tijuana prior to my check-in and the hotel was pretty firm on not allowing me to check in early. I decided to spend 1. 5 hours at a restaurant and 2 hours at New Body Elite. I had a good time but I agree with all the others that stated the jacuzzi room isn't worth the additional cost. I think the shorter sessions would be better in the future. It was cool to have different girls for the different activities but the massage was just ok. The girl I picked spoke perfect English to my surprise, I wonder what percentage of girls speak English. We really had a good vibe (at least she made me believe we did) I thought it was cool that they came out in a lineup and allowed you to choose also, some AMP's I've been to only offer 1-2 girls based on availability but their day shift team had about 6 girls. I'd repeat in a similar scenario if I need to kill some time but otherwise, I'm just not sure it makes sense for me.

    I am however on the hunt for a decent massage. I'm going to try the place across from Ticuan next, I think it's called Secrets, anyone have any recent info please share.

  4. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by HellBoyX  [View Original Post]
    Yes. Last time I was there two years ago you could pay by CC, however they are going to make a copy of your ID and have you sign the copy if you use CC.
    I have no issues with that.

    I had a good time there, a great massage, and the gal I picked was head to toe just. Perfect.

    But mechanical. Zero sensual extras whatsoever.

  5. #37

    Yes

    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedToys  [View Original Post]
    I'm looking forward to this in a few weeks.

    Can you do all but the tipping on a CC?
    Yes. Last time I was there two years ago you could pay by CC, however they are going to make a copy of your ID and have you sign the copy if you use CC.

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy  [View Original Post]
    First time trying this.
    • Pros
      +Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
      +The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
      +The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
      +The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D
    • Cons
      -Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
      -Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution

    Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.
    I'm looking forward to this in a few weeks.

    Can you do all but the tipping on a CC?

  7. #35

    A fellow New Body Elite Fan

    Good day to you all gents. I am a Sr. On the USA version of this site. But I wanted to contribute a bit before I ask any questions. Hopefully this helps a bit. As a disclaimer, this report is dated, but is in line with recent reports as well. New Body Elite is a very high end men spa that allows us to fulfill all of our fantasies. Not sure if you all do AMP's elsewhere. But something I always notice is that people really value a girl that can give a good massage and a happy ending. It is rare sometimes but when found they are usually an ATF. I think that's the lure here to New Body, because you do get a good.

  8. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy  [View Original Post]
    $260 is the priciest package on the menu. There are more affordable options and I would definitely recommend exploring them as the hour massage was excessive (it was v good just long, do I really need my fingers massaged?) and the jacuzzi room was not worth the upgrade on a hot summer day.

    FYI it's not two hours with the girl you pick, it's one hour with an unattractive but professional MP then one hour with the SW of your choosing. There was a lineup of six chicas on a Wednesday morning and would have been happy with 5/6 of them, about the ratio you'd expect at that price point. Re: MSOG she indicated she "doesn't do this with everybody but I just make her so horny" which is obvious bullshit but excites me sexually. Just asking her about MSOG or other preferences before choosing the amount of time. 100% agreed that there are better options for your dollar value but it was my favorite session during my vacation and I'll probably repeat once per trip.
    You could make her horny, who knows? I like it when the ladies want to keep going. I recall a regular kept teasing me and after I took a shower and she would be bent over the bed inviting me for more fun. I just laugh inside and go with it and give them what they want and secretly what I want. They already know we are down in Tijuana to empty our sacks. Just despise running into pros and have had good luck after these lock downs. Also happy with 5 out of 6 seems like pretty attractive odds. Thanks again!

  9. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by KoolBeans  [View Original Post]
    So you spent 2 hours with the chica for $260? Seems really pricey as I get legit Thai / deep tissue massages in SoCal for $80 HR. The 1 HR. Of sex was MSOG?
    $260 is the priciest package on the menu. There are more affordable options and I would definitely recommend exploring them as the hour massage was excessive (it was v good just long, do I really need my fingers massaged?) and the jacuzzi room was not worth the upgrade on a hot summer day.

    FYI it's not two hours with the girl you pick, it's one hour with an unattractive but professional MP then one hour with the SW of your choosing. There was a lineup of six chicas on a Wednesday morning and would have been happy with 5/6 of them, about the ratio you'd expect at that price point. Re: MSOG she indicated she "doesn't do this with everybody but I just make her so horny" which is obvious bullshit but excites me sexually. Just asking her about MSOG or other preferences before choosing the amount of time. 100% agreed that there are better options for your dollar value but it was my favorite session during my vacation and I'll probably repeat once per trip.

  10. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy  [View Original Post]
    First time trying this.
    • Pros
      +Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
      +The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
      +The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
      +The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D
    • Cons
      -Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
      -Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution

    Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.
    So you spent 2 hours with the chica for $260? Seems really pricey as I get legit Thai / deep tissue massages in SoCal for $80 HR. The 1 HR. Of sex was MSOG?

  11. #31

    Trip report for New Body Elite

    First time trying this.
    • Pros
      +Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
      +The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
      +The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
      +The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D
    • Cons
      -Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
      -Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution

    Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.

  12. #30

    +1

    Quote Originally Posted by Phordphan  [View Original Post]
    pander.info is the site. I seriously am suspicious of some poster coming here and flogging some web site with his first post. Every ad had the same Cancun area phone number, which isn't suspicious at all. All but one of the pix that I checked was stolen off some other site.

    Opinion: Another bullshit scam.
    Yup, fake pictures all over, definitely on the tijuana page.

  13. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy  [View Original Post]
    Are these places (New Body elite, any others worth maybe checking out?) MSOG? I think 200+ for a massage and an actual hour of sex might be ok once per trip assuming the experience is nice and relaxing but if it's only one pop then it seems probably not worth.
    I can't answer definitively. And I always play by the rule ymmv. I am generally not a MSOG type guy. However, I would say as opposed to bar girls, you will get your full time every time. I've never been rushed out of there. Most often, after my first shot, the girls just hang out, talk, cuddle, etc. I think had I wanted to go again, it might be a possibility. But, if that's a deal breaker for you, I'm not sure I would count on it.

    One other variable I haven't mentioned: the line up. I've gone when they've had as many as 10 to choose from and as few as 2. I've always found the one right for me. But I'll be honest, the one visit where I only had a choice from two, well, there was only one viable option. The other girl was probably a 5 and not someone I would have paid for. But generally speaking, I've found 2 or 3 that were very attractive each visit. Lots of 7's and a few 8's. I'm not sure why but the value for me has always been with the connection. Personality-wise, I've found every girl I've been with very enjoyable company.

  14. #28
    Are these places (New Body elite, any others worth maybe checking out?) MSOG? I think 200+ for a massage and an actual hour of sex might be ok once per trip assuming the experience is nice and relaxing but if it's only one pop then it seems probably not worth.

  15. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Artisttyp  [View Original Post]
    Does Pander Escort have a website?
    pander.info is the site. I seriously am suspicious of some poster coming here and flogging some web site with his first post. Every ad had the same Cancun area phone number, which isn't suspicious at all. All but one of the pix that I checked was stolen off some other site.

    Opinion: Another bullshit scam.

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