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  1. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    Dear Moderator,

    I thought I was the moderator of this thread. How can you keep overriding me? Please explain. Hahahaha.

    I like the thread to be free for all. That is, no moderation. Hahahaha.
    Might as well put the nuts in charge of the nuthouse.

  2. #21

    Sabang

    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    I call the Big Apple the Rotten Apple. It is always full of pathetic looking westerners getting drunk every night on cheap beer. The dive instructors are also getting drunk with them each night, thus filing you with confidence that they will be functional the next day when they have to rescue you. It is also full of the most hideous looking freelancers you can find anywhere in the Phils. If any of you mongers see me at Rotten Apple at the age of 98 drinking beer with toothless hookers, please take me around the back and shoot me. You will be doing the world a favour.
    Haha. No, stay at the bar. 98 is about the right age to start taking hard drugs. Meth, coke, copious amount of alcohol, a few blues. The harpies will look like stunning mermaids.

    Online it does look like a complete shithole.

    https://goo.gl/maps/Xyg22EK3kWzchJbu9

    I bet there are better diving sites (with chicks) in the Phils?

  3. #20

    See for myself

    Quote Originally Posted by Goferring  [View Original Post]
    ED,
    The Big Apple is actually a fine establishment that had welcomed all gentlemanly behaviours up to and including dropping dead mid stroke in the front bar. I've been away for a few years now but I'm thinking of returning. I've got unfinished business there: 8 square inches remaining of the property where I haven't fucked a girl.
    If you want to see old mongers winning at life drop around to Coco Lips. There was / is and old guy with a walking frame who swings by most nights. After 30 or 40 minutes to make it up the 3 entrance steps, he collapses into the couch reserved for him to the doors' immediate right. From there he doesn't / can't move all night. An old duck usually saddles up to him then escorts him back home for the inevitable. How he makes it back up the hill to Jack Daniels without collapsing, I have no idea.
    He's my hero. Fuck rusting away in a nursing home waiting to die. Much better to burn out and die of a combination of untreated STDs in some shithole bar in PI.
    Enjoy. G.
    Going soon- he goes to JD's for the food, esp the ribs. The Deli gang tried to join the foreign legion but found out bang bang was a better option. Have often wondered about their past. Have spent a few times conversing, generally listening mostly. Yes 4000 BF are a bit steep and pretty boring doing the daytime. Besides diving, diving and diving not much else to do. And yes the Big A is not 5 star but it is edible, a good spot for people watching and mad keen sports fans like their Big Screen TV's. One thing that does p*ss me off is the smoking Koreans esp when all 6 light up after a meal. But you know a 2 min walk, some ok food and drinks, stroll to a bar for some friendly company and a few games of pool, stroll to CCL choose a partner, stroll 2 min back to hotel room where hopefully the service is above standard (not always in Sabang) and off to sleep. Ok for a week, maybe 10 days at a push. Any longer questions have to be asked.

    But who am I to judge. James Dean said " Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. ".

  4. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    Sabang has bunch of Western geriatric losers who rely on their measly pensions to get through the week. Most of the homeless people in my country have more pride in their appearance than these useless rascals. Their ration is two SMLs a week. They gather at two places. The Big Apple and the German delicatessen where the girly bars are. I saw one 100 year old American fuckwit yesterday talking about Bitcoins at the deli. At that point I knew I had to get out of there. He was talking like he was some fucking expert in crypto currencies. The fact is that junk is based on hot air and you cannot do any trend analysis as it's not based on anything. Idiot.

    I call the Big Apple the Rotten Apple. It is always full of pathetic looking westerners getting drunk every night on cheap beer. The dive instructors are also getting drunk with them each night, thus filing you with confidence that they will be functional the next day when they have to rescue you. It is also full of the most hideous looking freelancers you can find anywhere in the Phils. If any of you mongers see me at Rotten Apple at the age of 98 drinking beer with toothless hookers, please take me around the back and shoot me. You will be doing the world a favour.
    ED,

    The Big Apple is actually a fine establishment that had welcomed all gentlemanly behaviours up to and including dropping dead mid stroke in the front bar. I've been away for a few years now but I'm thinking of returning. I've got unfinished business there: 8 square inches remaining of the property where I haven't fucked a girl.

    If you want to see old mongers winning at life drop around to Coco Lips. There was / is and old guy with a walking frame who swings by most nights. After 30 or 40 minutes to make it up the 3 entrance steps, he collapses into the couch reserved for him to the doors' immediate right. From there he doesn't / can't move all night. An old duck usually saddles up to him then escorts him back home for the inevitable. How he makes it back up the hill to Jack Daniels without collapsing, I have no idea.

    He's my hero. Fuck rusting away in a nursing home waiting to die. Much better to burn out and die of a combination of untreated STDs in some shithole bar in PI.

    Enjoy. G.

  5. #18

    Sabang Losers

    Sabang has bunch of Western geriatric losers who rely on their measly pensions to get through the week. Most of the homeless people in my country have more pride in their appearance than these useless rascals. Their ration is two SMLs a week. They gather at two places. The Big Apple and the German delicatessen where the girly bars are. I saw one 100 year old American fuckwit yesterday talking about Bitcoins at the deli. At that point I knew I had to get out of there. He was talking like he was some fucking expert in crypto currencies. The fact is that junk is based on hot air and you cannot do any trend analysis as it's not based on anything. Idiot.

    I call the Big Apple the Rotten Apple. It is always full of pathetic looking westerners getting drunk every night on cheap beer. The dive instructors are also getting drunk with them each night, thus filing you with confidence that they will be functional the next day when they have to rescue you. It is also full of the most hideous looking freelancers you can find anywhere in the Phils. If any of you mongers see me at Rotten Apple at the age of 98 drinking beer with toothless hookers, please take me around the back and shoot me. You will be doing the world a favour.

  6. #17

    Who's the moderator around here?

    Dear Moderator,

    I thought I was the moderator of this thread. How can you keep overriding me? Please explain. Hahahaha.

    I like the thread to be free for all. That is, no moderation. Hahahaha.

  7. #16

    Sage Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by PilotPaul  [View Original Post]
    You are not trying hard enough. Ph offers all of the things that your imagination can offer without it getting into your home soil domain.

    Want to fuck a girl upside down in a cupboard, just ask. Want the royal treatment from landing to departure, just ask. Want the girl, her cousins and her mum, just ask.

    When I visited Siargao the surfing place, there were filipina that surf and fuck. If that's your thing. There are adventurous girls that love travel and love guys. Just ask. Find the experiences that float your boat.

    Your profile and posting history shows you have been monitoring and engaging with the Ph forum. It's time for you to Level Up. Raise your expectations well above your first four bareback encounters.

    PP.
    Thank you for opining. I have been to the Phils on numerous occasions. I have done the stretched limo thing (but not with a hooker as no crass.) My surfing days are done and, therein, you make a relevant, if implicit point. Young surf birds want to be with young surf guys, not guys who want their 8 hours' sleep and who prefer to pass on the Vitamin V. When we get older, we must change pace, just as Frank Sinatra did with his voice as he got older. I think Botox guys, like that Beatles' chappie, look really awful. Glow old glacefully.

    I am gearing up to move into the bocce league and a nice Castello di Neive Barbaresco to round off the day. That, complete with cannoli and a freshly pressed Canali shirt is the wheel of life we must accept. I like going to such things and complaining about "the youth of today".

    Here too we can moan about the mongers of today. All I want is to have my penis serviced and to avoid troublesome tlike dlivers and laundly hands. There is something pleasurable in putting my penis into its 10,089th vagina but, at this stage, not much novel about it. Hollywood has only three plots and Pretty Woman is one of them.

    I do not want to go to the Phils to find a pint sized bargain basement Pletty Woman, although I could see the funny side of introducing her to my bocce buddies.

    This thread is on Stupid Mongers in the Philippines. Maybe like las Vegas or Thailand, it is, at heart, quite simple. If you are a casual player, it is fine. If you think a babe in a brothel is a prize worth striving for, you have already lost the fight. Who knows? They will still be arguing this stuff long after we surf out.

  8. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by PedroMorales  [View Original Post]
    You already admitted you were the big joke in the original post. Frankly, I think you tell lies. I have my tickets bought from Europe but it is chump change to me; I have more cash stashed in my house than you would see in five years. One problem with going is the opportunity cost; I am a busy man. I am showing my Davao ticket so you know to stay out of the way if I am around as I don't like Chinamen like you. I don't have a basement. I live in a spacious spread and I am giving away more stuff these days (to make room for more) than you could ever afford to buy. Yesterday I gave away very valuable books, antiques if you will, and tomorrow I give away valuable China but not to China men with penis envy issues. I am too lazy to sell it. I leave you to collect plastic bottles, Chinaman.

    People send me PMs scoffing at you and you certainly supply them with plenty of ammunition, which is not surprising, given your ethnicity and your penis envy and height complexes. At least GE made an effort. You have a lot to learn. Which is why this thread has, by your own admission, already highlighted you in 50% of cited cases. Some record, Chinaman.

    You also mentioned my mother, whose grave I visited today. That fits you right into "Stupid Mongers in the Philippines". Don't do it again, Chinaman.

    As regards wines, I was dealing today with German, English (Austrian (dodgy) and Hungarian whites. You stick to your soy sauce and your bottom of the barrel penis envy fantasies, Chinaman. I will stick to sticking my dick into rich chicks and considering if I should let my tickets go to waste, as I often do.

    You prove my point that low end mongers are best avoided. Continue with your uninformed insults and I will factor that in, Chinaman. Now it is late here and a busy day tomorrow. Don't bother me again Chinaman. Go off and iron someone's shirts, Chinaman.
    Pesos you might have. But certainly no class.

    Always thought you and CM were one of the same.

  9. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by PedroMorales  [View Original Post]
    Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.
    You are not trying hard enough. Ph offers all of the things that your imagination can offer without it getting into your home soil domain.

    Want to fuck a girl upside down in a cupboard, just ask. Want the royal treatment from landing to departure, just ask. Want the girl, her cousins and her mum, just ask.

    When I visited Siargao the surfing place, there were filipina that surf and fuck. If that's your thing. There are adventurous girls that love travel and love guys. Just ask. Find the experiences that float your boat.

    Your profile and posting history shows you have been monitoring and engaging with the Ph forum. It's time for you to Level Up. Raise your expectations well above your first four bareback encounters.

    PP.

  10. #13

    Stupis Scores

    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    Stupid score: 9.Stupid score: 8.Stupid score: 6. 4. Philippines has the highest concentration of hookers per square mile than any other country. Knowing this, Monger E wanted to fuck above his station by pursuing educ Stupid score: 9.
    Such a night. Those whites creep up on you, even though most poems are about reds. I like natural and organic.

    To the matter in hand. There should be quantifiable ways of predicting monger stupidity.

    1. he is a laundry man.

    2. he thinks his inked date has class (he, of course, has none).

    3. he thinks love is to be found propping up a lamppost.

    4. he buys her things.

    5. he gives her his FB details.

    6. he tries to impress her. Impressing a ho. LOL.

    7. he boasts about renting one or more cut price hos.

    8. he sees the provider as something more than a provider.

    9. .

    10.

  11. #12

    Stupid mongers, meet stupid girls, a match made in Heaven.

    The fact is, the girls are stupid and we are stupid.

    We are made for each other.

    Don't fight it, enjoy it!

  12. #11

    Why?

    Quote Originally Posted by PedroMorales  [View Original Post]
    Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.
    That is the problem many of us face. We need someone like Chocha Monger to answer it, I think.

  13. #10
    The stupid mongering thing I see here is some guys will fly in, spend their annual vacation here, spend a year's savings just to get here and get a hotel, will spend lavishly on themselves but then deny the honey that gives them maximum pleasure an extra couple hundred and then brag about it.

    You would not treat any other hired service provider the same way, would you hire a guy to paint your house then stiff him for the job? (if your name is not Trump that is.) Would you go to the dentist for a routine cleaning then stiff her for the bill?

    Then why fuck the girl out of what you agree to pay her after you fuck her pussy? I realize that with a hardened pro, she only sees you as a source of income and she will not thank you too much for the full agreed upon payment, but what about the regular girl, just trying to get a few pesos to help with the rent and food? Just because she might be too shy to ask is no reason not to slip her some reasonable "taxi money".

    One thing to think about, you don't follow through and pay the pro, is that she has some resources that you cannot imagine. Next night you take her friend home and then 30 seconds after she leaves the cops are at your door and immediately look at the side of the bed where she was and find a small quantity of drugs.

    Bet that will cost you a lot more than the few hundred you saved by not paying the agreed upon price.

    I am not saying to throw your money around and spend more than the going rate, that also has negative consequences for us all, but pay what you agree to pay, perhaps even a small tip and that will have positive implications for you and for all of us.

  14. #9

    Rabif Chinaman

    Quote Originally Posted by Dg8787  [View Original Post]
    CM. Perfect forum for you here. Make it complete.
    You already admitted you were the big joke in the original post. Frankly, I think you tell lies. I have my tickets bought from Europe but it is chump change to me; I have more cash stashed in my house than you would see in five years. One problem with going is the opportunity cost; I am a busy man. I am showing my Davao ticket so you know to stay out of the way if I am around as I don't like Chinamen like you. I don't have a basement. I live in a spacious spread and I am giving away more stuff these days (to make room for more) than you could ever afford to buy. Yesterday I gave away very valuable books, antiques if you will, and tomorrow I give away valuable China but not to China men with penis envy issues. I am too lazy to sell it. I leave you to collect plastic bottles, Chinaman.

    People send me PMs scoffing at you and you certainly supply them with plenty of ammunition, which is not surprising, given your ethnicity and your penis envy and height complexes. At least GE made an effort. You have a lot to learn. Which is why this thread has, by your own admission, already highlighted you in 50% of cited cases. Some record, Chinaman.

    You also mentioned my mother, whose grave I visited today. That fits you right into "Stupid Mongers in the Philippines". Don't do it again, Chinaman.

    As regards wines, I was dealing today with German, English (Austrian (dodgy) and Hungarian whites. You stick to your soy sauce and your bottom of the barrel penis envy fantasies, Chinaman. I will stick to sticking my dick into rich chicks and considering if I should let my tickets go to waste, as I often do.

    You prove my point that low end mongers are best avoided. Continue with your uninformed insults and I will factor that in, Chinaman. Now it is late here and a busy day tomorrow. Don't bother me again Chinaman. Go off and iron someone's shirts, Chinaman.
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  15. #8
    CM. Perfect forum for you here. Make it complete.

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