Cabo San Lucas

[Mongman56]

A few thoughts about the various shops:

Emiliano Zapata. The pink place on Emiliano Zapata street (between the corner and Salvatore GS) looks pretty new. Couldn't find a lot of references to it online or Google street maps. They had the youngest girls. So young that I asked to see ID. She was over 18, so good to go, but asked for a lot. Price (massage / tip): $40/$200 (down from $300 ask). Girl (looks / quality): 10/2. She really sucked. Poor massage and bad attitude, but smoking hot and young.


At the next corner as you head downhill, there's 2 places if you make a left on Calle Mariano Matamoros.

The first is a white building on the right a few doors up. Girls here dress a bit more provocatively (lingerie). Prices are lower off the main drag. Girl here had decent English, into slutty talk and was game for anything. Only downside was that she really wouldn't negotiate much. Price: 30/220. Girl: 9/9.

Great review sir, I used your post as a guideline for my visit last week. I ended up trying both of these places and I'd say your thoughts were spot on.

Pink place on Emiliano Zapata (it's a couple doors down from salvatore GS): really bad experience. The girl was decent looking and natural, but very aggressive with bait and switch. Everything was a haggle to the point where I could barely get comfortable. Quoted me 300 for FS which I passed on, 40 to the house and 50 for a half hearted HJ, I would not repeat.

White building on calle matamoros: uber driver dropped me off on the wrong street so this place took quite the March for me to find. My experience was excellent though. I was greeted outside by a girl named Elisa (had bolt ONS but was pretty damn hot I'd say mid-late 30's). It was 200 for FS, no negotiating she just got straight to it. She sold the experience well and everything was pretty much on the table, let me shower up afterwards. I visited on a slow Sunday evening, I would come back if I revisited cabo.

[Lberkey]

Awesome review! Thank you for putting in the time to explain in great detail. This is the how to guide. I know where all of these places are after walking loops for years. I have not visited all of them. I appreciate the detail. Did you search for FS or just he? Any spots where bbj, with tip, was offered? Ocean Spa across from Tesoro, down from.

Wicked Pizza is my favorite spa. Michelle is there in the mornings.

My interest was experiencing FS with a variety of girls. Those prices I quoted were for FS (unless otherwise noted as be&S or just HJ only). In most places, I was offered HJ / he for 60-80. That was usually start of negotiations then I asked for FS. I had FS 90% of the time and where I didn't it was either a bait and switch (and I mentioned that) or I wasn't interested. I was offered bbj without asking in a couple of places, but I wasn't pursuing that. I was also straight up offered BBFS or bb greek at the Hostal Casa Coyotito. Everything was on the menu there. BBFS was implied at Belleza Elegance Spa for a price. And was kind of hinted at the Bamboo place across from Magic Touch. I did not partake.

There were a few other places that I didn't sample (places popped up around Cabo Wabo and the market). My guess is that they would mostly catering to the cruisers and the be&S would be harsh. Perhaps I judged them unfairly, but didn't sample.

[TongueMasta]

Just got back from 7 1/2 weeks in Cabo. I probably got a massage 5 or so days a week, so have a lot of thoughts to impart. (New to this board, but long-time poster on the USA guide).

As others have noted, prices are largely standardized across the parlors (starting quote of $40, negotiate with the girl for extras). Prieces also drop significantly the further away from the marina you get. Also, I noticed that the same girls popped up at different shops. Don't know if that means all the same owners (cartel?) or if they just need the money so work more days. Also, prices / expectations vary throughout the day. I got my best deals in the morning (before 12 or 1 pm) or after 7 pm. Tip expectations go up significantly (and quality) goes down significantly when a cruise ship is in port. And, if you repeat with a girl, you'll get a better deal (both price and more accommodating).

A few thoughts about the various shops:

Emiliano Zapata. The pink place on Emiliano Zapata street (between the corner and Salvatore GS) looks pretty new. Couldn't find a lot of references to it online or Google street maps. They had the youngest girls. So young that I asked to see ID. She was over 18, so good to go, but asked for a lot. Price (massage / tip): $40/$200 (down from $300 ask). Girl (looks / quality): 10/2. She really sucked. Poor massage and bad attitude, but smoking hot and young.

Starting at the top of the hill (Santander bank / park and heading downhill on Lazaro Cardenas):

Massage shop at Hostal Casa Coyotito. Visited this place twice. One good and one bad experience. Seem to cater more to locals. Quality of English was minimal at best. That said, this is the spot if you want something freaky. Greek, salad tossing, fisting, and even pegging were proactively offered. Girls older and lots of miles. Price: $20/$120. Girl: 1/8. Money motivated, quality improves significantly at promise of tip.

As you head downhill, pink place on the right side: Salon de Belleza Elegance Spa. Good air-conditioning. Scantily dressed girls. Mix of older and younger (younger more at night). Quality of English was mixed. If looking for freaky, 2nd best spot, but not proactively offered. You need to ask negotiate. Price: $40/180. Girl: 3/5. They really harassed for tips here to the point of being a turn off.

2 doors down and (just uphill from Mermaids). No name pink place. Good air-conditioning. Decent girls both looks and quality. Very good English. But quality was formulaic. Also, the only place where I got push back on happy ending. I ended up switching girls mid-session. Price: 40/160. Girl: 7/5.

Streetwalker. Diagonal from Mermaids by the fruit stand, there's a girl who works that corner (saw her at least a dozen times while I was in town). Name is Maria (she'll walk up to you to solicit). She'll walk you to a place about 2 blocks away. Kind of a rough looking building with some tough guys out front. Wondered if I was being set up, but no. No massage pretense. Really solid one-pop offering. Price is time based. $120. Girl: 4/9.

Continuing down the street, this next block is very active.

Spa on the right side up above the tequila shop and pharmacy. Place was HOT (fans, no AC). Girls were less aggressive at soliciting business on the street and also a bit better looking. Quality was formulaic, but enjoyable. Price: 30/180. Girls: 7/7.

Next door. Same side of the street. Pretty Salon. This place had hottest girls, but nearly alll of them had bolt-ONS. Also, the most aggressive with the bait and switch. Also, "happy ending" here means that the girl just looks at you. If you want anything else: HJ, BJ, that's not a "happy ending" to them. Expect aggressive upcharging. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

2 doors down, same side. Destiny Spa Pacific. Much the same as the above. And some of the girls work both places. Hot, bolt ONS. Less aggressive in the bait and switch, but still happens, even when you negotiate in advance. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

Place across the street next to the My Meds shop. Again, same story as the 2 across the street. They share girls with the Pretty Salon spot. Bait and Switch and upcharging. Overall, girls less hot. Also less aggressive at soliciting here. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

At the next corner as you head downhill, there's 2 places if you make a left on Calle Mariano Matamoros.

The first is a white building on the right a few doors up. Girls here dress a bit more provocatively (lingerie). Prices are lower off the main drag. Girl here had decent English, into slutty talk and was game for anything. Only downside was that she really wouldn't negotiate much. Price: 30/220. Girl: 9/9.

And 1 door up that street with a large black sign that kind of conceals the entrance: Elle Salon by Laura. This was my favorite spot. Laura is not much to look at and mostly spends her time overseeing. But got to spend time with her once. She's aggressive on the massage, provides good service. They have a couple of other girls, but my 2 favorites were Lisa (mornings) and Briseida (evenings). Both single mom's. VERY accommodating. Prices started dropping significantly (175 down to 100) the more I started going. Price: 20/175. Girl: 7/9.

Back on Cardenas.

Magic Touch. Lots has been written here. Girls are mix of Mexican and other south American. VERY aggressive at soliciting on the street. Not really any strong lookers. Probably the best most professional massage I received, but the he was lacklusting. 2 pumps on a BJ and a "are you done. " No. No I'm not, and I won't be back. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 6/6.

Bamboo place across the street. Girls are pretty aggressive. Massage quality was decent, but not great. Girls were good looking, but pushed for upsells and bait and switch. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 7/6.

Continuing down the street, left side. Spa Alexa. In my entire time in Cabo, this was the only one where I really felt unsafe. Some of the girls are OLD, but they have a guy working there that's hired muscle. He demanded payment to him (not the girl). It was really kind of creepy. I got the massage, no extras and was out of there. Price: $40. Girls: 4/0.

Off the main drag.

Senses. Just down the street from Splash. Sluttiest dressed girls, but frankly, they did nothing for me. Also, trying to talk to them, you'd think you were doing them a favor. If their attitude is that bad on the street, you know what it's like in the room. I skipped it completely.

Just in Time. Out near the resorts on the 2nd floor. This is a more "legit" spa place. Most of the clients are women. However, I thought I'd try. $40 massage with some basic upcharges for fancy oils, etc. However, I was able to get a he HJ from the lady for a small tip. She asked me not to tell anyone.

Awesome review! Thank you for putting in the time to explain in great detail. This is the how to guide. I know where all of these places are after walking loops for years. I have not visited all of them. I appreciate the detail. Did you search for FS or just he? Any spots where bbj, with tip, was offered? Ocean Spa across from Tesoro, down from.

Wicked Pizza is my favorite spa. Michelle is there in the mornings.

[Lberkey]

Just got back from 7 1/2 weeks in Cabo. I probably got a massage 5 or so days a week, so have a lot of thoughts to impart. (New to this board, but long-time poster on the USA guide).

As others have noted, prices are largely standardized across the parlors (starting quote of $40, negotiate with the girl for extras). Prieces also drop significantly the further away from the marina you get. Also, I noticed that the same girls popped up at different shops. Don't know if that means all the same owners (cartel?) or if they just need the money so work more days. Also, prices / expectations vary throughout the day. I got my best deals in the morning (before 12 or 1 pm) or after 7 pm. Tip expectations go up significantly (and quality) goes down significantly when a cruise ship is in port. And, if you repeat with a girl, you'll get a better deal (both price and more accommodating).

A few thoughts about the various shops:

Emiliano Zapata. The pink place on Emiliano Zapata street (between the corner and Salvatore GS) looks pretty new. Couldn't find a lot of references to it online or Google street maps. They had the youngest girls. So young that I asked to see ID. She was over 18, so good to go, but asked for a lot. Price (massage / tip): $40/$200 (down from $300 ask). Girl (looks / quality): 10/2. She really sucked. Poor massage and bad attitude, but smoking hot and young.

Starting at the top of the hill (Santander bank / park and heading downhill on Lazaro Cardenas):

Massage shop at Hostal Casa Coyotito. Visited this place twice. One good and one bad experience. Seem to cater more to locals. Quality of English was minimal at best. That said, this is the spot if you want something freaky. Greek, salad tossing, fisting, and even pegging were proactively offered. Girls older and lots of miles. Price: $20/$120. Girl: 1/8. Money motivated, quality improves significantly at promise of tip.

As you head downhill, pink place on the right side: Salon de Belleza Elegance Spa. Good air-conditioning. Scantily dressed girls. Mix of older and younger (younger more at night). Quality of English was mixed. If looking for freaky, 2nd best spot, but not proactively offered. You need to ask negotiate. Price: $40/180. Girl: 3/5. They really harassed for tips here to the point of being a turn off.

2 doors down and (just uphill from Mermaids). No name pink place. Good air-conditioning. Decent girls both looks and quality. Very good English. But quality was formulaic. Also, the only place where I got push back on happy ending. I ended up switching girls mid-session. Price: 40/160. Girl: 7/5.

Streetwalker. Diagonal from Mermaids by the fruit stand, there's a girl who works that corner (saw her at least a dozen times while I was in town). Name is Maria (she'll walk up to you to solicit). She'll walk you to a place about 2 blocks away. Kind of a rough looking building with some tough guys out front. Wondered if I was being set up, but no. No massage pretense. Really solid one-pop offering. Price is time based. $120. Girl: 4/9.

Continuing down the street, this next block is very active.

Spa on the right side up above the tequila shop and pharmacy. Place was HOT (fans, no AC). Girls were less aggressive at soliciting business on the street and also a bit better looking. Quality was formulaic, but enjoyable. Price: 30/180. Girls: 7/7.

Next door. Same side of the street. Pretty Salon. This place had hottest girls, but nearly alll of them had bolt-ONS. Also, the most aggressive with the bait and switch. Also, "happy ending" here means that the girl just looks at you. If you want anything else: HJ, BJ, that's not a "happy ending" to them. Expect aggressive upcharging. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

2 doors down, same side. Destiny Spa Pacific. Much the same as the above. And some of the girls work both places. Hot, bolt ONS. Less aggressive in the bait and switch, but still happens, even when you negotiate in advance. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

Place across the street next to the My Meds shop. Again, same story as the 2 across the street. They share girls with the Pretty Salon spot. Bait and Switch and upcharging. Overall, girls less hot. Also less aggressive at soliciting here. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

At the next corner as you head downhill, there's 2 places if you make a left on Calle Mariano Matamoros.

The first is a white building on the right a few doors up. Girls here dress a bit more provocatively (lingerie). Prices are lower off the main drag. Girl here had decent English, into slutty talk and was game for anything. Only downside was that she really wouldn't negotiate much. Price: 30/220. Girl: 9/9.

And 1 door up that street with a large black sign that kind of conceals the entrance: Elle Salon by Laura. This was my favorite spot. Laura is not much to look at and mostly spends her time overseeing. But got to spend time with her once. She's aggressive on the massage, provides good service. They have a couple of other girls, but my 2 favorites were Lisa (mornings) and Briseida (evenings). Both single mom's. VERY accommodating. Prices started dropping significantly (175 down to 100) the more I started going. Price: 20/175. Girl: 7/9.

Back on Cardenas.

Magic Touch. Lots has been written here. Girls are mix of Mexican and other south American. VERY aggressive at soliciting on the street. Not really any strong lookers. Probably the best most professional massage I received, but the he was lacklusting. 2 pumps on a BJ and a "are you done. " No. No I'm not, and I won't be back. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 6/6.

Bamboo place across the street. Girls are pretty aggressive. Massage quality was decent, but not great. Girls were good looking, but pushed for upsells and bait and switch. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 7/6.

Continuing down the street, left side. Spa Alexa. In my entire time in Cabo, this was the only one where I really felt unsafe. Some of the girls are OLD, but they have a guy working there that's hired muscle. He demanded payment to him (not the girl). It was really kind of creepy. I got the massage, no extras and was out of there. Price: $40. Girls: 4/0.

Off the main drag.

Senses. Just down the street from Splash. Sluttiest dressed girls, but frankly, they did nothing for me. Also, trying to talk to them, you'd think you were doing them a favor. If their attitude is that bad on the street, you know what it's like in the room. I skipped it completely.

Just in Time. Out near the resorts on the 2nd floor. This is a more "legit" spa place. Most of the clients are women. However, I thought I'd try. $40 massage with some basic upcharges for fancy oils, etc. However, I was able to get a he HJ from the lady for a small tip. She asked me not to tell anyone.

[TongueMasta]

Cruised the streets around Cabo Wabo on very short time schedule yesterday. Town is slow and the prices were all under $200. Here for another week and plan on cigar / whiskey / casino time in the days ahead. Everything I noticed is on par with previous reviews. Girls were dressed very provocative in skirts and what not around Splash and Mermaids. Had some "locals" wanting to show me the girls. That comes with a price too. This was around noon. Will report back when I go give my massage LOL.

[Indiana9865]

Not sure what exactly you read as far as reviews but the ones I saw mainly just mentioned it being expensive. So many of these high end clubs charge a lot for drinks and especially the drinks for girls so it's easy for them to try to take advantage of you and charge things to your bill that you didn't buy. Some guys like to just pay for everything upfront so they don't get a bill at the end.

Yeah, if you are running a tab it's pretty easy for them to add things to your bill. Tips for everybody, extra drinks for your girl and her friend. It adds up fast and you can't really dispute it, because you probably don't speak their language and the police will probably be on their side. You just need to be careful.

[TongueMasta]

Boots on the ground, went exploring this afternoon and had a good experience. I took a taxi from my resort to cabo wabo, and started walking around to see the options. To my luck I immediately saw a beauty but didn't want to make a decision so fast, and kept walking. I must have seen black legging girls in about 10 parlours, spoke to about 5 of them to get a better look but eventually came back the girl I first saw.

So if destiny in on your right, this is just before that. Didn't see a name written. There were 2 young girls, but clearly I had my eyes on Denise. She is a 8/10 in my books, and someone I would repeat without thinking.

The usual 40 for massage, and asked 300 for todos. We settled easily on 40 plus 140. I believe I could have negotiated more, but didn't want to haggle too much and have 20-40 bucks create bad taste. Namesake massage, but that was expected. As the clothes came off it was all natural, very silky and very soft. Did not resist any positions or wherever my hands were going. I might be going again tomorrow.

Is this on the same side as street and is it uphill or toward Marina from Destiny? I may need to scout out Denise! Any other pit stops? I may be there in a month or so. What were the other girls like in the other shops?

Thank you.

[Sol12]

Is splash safe? Was reading some old reviews and sounds like several people get screwed over pretty bad there.

Not sure what exactly you read as far as reviews but the ones I saw mainly just mentioned it being expensive. So many of these high end clubs charge a lot for drinks and especially the drinks for girls so it's easy for them to try to take advantage of you and charge things to your bill that you didn't buy. Some guys like to just pay for everything upfront so they don't get a bill at the end.

[BlueMoon22]

Splash Is very expensive! The Most beautiful girls in cabo but you won't get anything there for lest then $500 us. Singapore is nice and a lot less expensive.

Is splash safe? Was reading some old reviews and sounds like several people get screwed over pretty bad there. According to that chick I talked to the cartel basically runs the clubs there and the city for the most part. She was showing me the contract she had to sign with them there and telling me details. Was pretty scary tbh where they had her staying before she went to go stay with a friend. She says Tijuana is nothing like it.

[Cabotim89]

Any thoughts on that place? What hours are they open? She only went to work there once and said it wasn't great so she flies to Tijuana every so often from cancun.

Splash Is very expensive! The Most beautiful girls in cabo but you won't get anything there for lest then $500 us. Singapore is nice and a lot less expensive.

[Cabotim89]

Been going down there for the last 10 years and haven't seen or heard anything like that but I would definitely be interested.

Maybe toro bravo? It closed down after covid. Hasn't reopened.

[Sol12]

Any thoughts on that place? What hours are they open? She only went to work there once and said it wasn't great so she flies to Tijuana every so often from cancun.

Sorry I've never been but it seems to be a high end club that is much more expensive compared to Tijuana because the club gets about half of everything. That's why they mostly get foreign girls since technically they can't work in Mexico. Some say that these clubs traffic girls but I haven't met any that make this claim.

I only know about this place from girls I've met in Tijuana or other parts of Mexico.

Here's the website of the place.

https://splashcabos.com/

[BlueMoon22]

She might be going to work at Splash in Cabo. It's a high end place that also employs many foreign workers.

Any thoughts on that place? What hours are they open? She only went to work there once and said it wasn't great so she flies to Tijuana every so often from cancun.

[Sol12]

Seeking chick I've seen in mexico travels to Tijuana to work in clubs and also has been to Cabo. I don't remember the name of the one in cabo tho. Or are one of the massage parlors the best bet?

She might be going to work at Splash in Cabo. It's a high end place that also employs many foreign workers.

[BlueMoon22]

Seeking chick I've seen in mexico travels to Tijuana to work in clubs and also has been to Cabo. I don't remember the name of the one in cabo tho. Or are one of the massage parlors the best bet?