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  1. #2441
    Quote Originally Posted by Dg8787  [View Original Post]
    If you are buying medicines go to Famacia Guadalajara. They have the best stock and prices. At one of the Farmacia PV store they quoted me $430 each for an item. In need 6 pieces. The girl told me to walk 3 blocks to Farmacia Guadalajara. They had it for $137 each.
    Yes, I have been buying OTC generic Viagra at Farmacia Guadalajara for years. Go to their website as they will often have promotions for certain dosages and quantities. Then show that to the person at the counter. Other ED drugs are OTC and available. Avoid the small stores that are on just about every block in PV.

  2. #2440

    Farmacia

    If you are buying medicines go to Famacia Guadalajara. They have the best stock and prices. At one of the Farmacia PV store they quoted me $430 each for an item. In need 6 pieces. The girl told me to walk 3 blocks to Farmacia Guadalajara. They had it for $137 each.

    I gave her $200 tip the next day!

  3. #2439
    Quote Originally Posted by PineTree  [View Original Post]
    Quite a number of mongers asked me for her contact info. Are there no more reviews of her?
    How's her face? Cute?

  4. #2438

    Thank you Tom

    Tom,

    Holy s t! I learned so much from your awesome report. Wasn't even aware there was a street scene in PV. This is excellent intel. Really appreciate you taking the time to put that together.

  5. #2437
    I didn't try any bars because of my allergies to smoke.

    I did visit a few massage places. Pretty standard prices. 2500 for FS. At Vallarta Marina there are 5-8 massage spas offering he to FS. A few places have some nice lookers. At See spa were a couple lookers which I tried 3 of them. Most spa girls were not harden pros.

  6. #2436

    3 Night Romp in PV

    "The best way to avoid problems with the taxi drivers is to have them drop you off a block or so away. This will eliminate any chance of confusion. ".

    This is great advice no matter where you are, even the US. Find a restaurant or store nearby and use that for Uber / Lyft etc. Get picked up for the ride home the same way. All over the world you will get charged extra if the taxi is taking you to a mongering experience.

  7. #2435

    The best

    That was an amazing detailed report Tom. Seems the on site price is about the same as the clubs in GDL. Usually I just see the girls for half the price outside the club. Of course they have to be comfortable with you.

    It's amazing how small the working girl world is. The girl from Tijuana working in that place after you not seeing her for all those years.

  8. #2434

    Three night romp in Puerto Vallarta!

    I've been meaning to return to PV, but never seemed to get around to going back. Thus; I was on a mission! Just like the good old days. My last trip was in 2016.

    Flight:

    I flew Volaris round trip from Tijuana. I had no idea what the trip cost because I had to rebook the trip twice and each time the price was higher.

    Note: I flew there and back only using my passport card. Passport book was not required!

    I used the CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back; I highly recommend CBX. CBX round trip was 31 bucks. CBX has grown a lot in the last two years; so many damn cars. But it did not seem like there were a lot of travelers. This time I filled out and printed the FMM before hand and that worked out well.

    I recently found out the VIP lounge at the airport has its own entrance and security. So once you get in the terminal, you will see a sign showing the entrance, and then you head up the escalator to the lounge's security check-point. If you use the lounge, there is no need to go through a regular security check-point; good stuff!

    Taxi to hotel and back to the airport: From the airport, I paid at the taxi booth 380; WTF? Back to the airport from the hotel, my taxi driver, Javier, took me and I paid 300 plus a nice tip.

    Getting around town:

    While I was in the taxi heading to my hotel, I chatted with the driver and told him I needed a ride to Sayulita the next day. Well, he had a brother that drives for Uber. He called him and gave me the phone and we set up the trip for the next day. The drive up to Sayulita was $35 bucks, and it was the same returning to PV.

    I used Uber several times during my stay and had zero issues. On Friday night, I decided to walk from Taboo to Paradise because it seemed like a short walk; after 25-30 minutes of walking on crappy sidewalks, I gave the fuck up!

    That's when I met my favorite driver, Javier. We agreed on an hourly rate and off we went. He found Paradise a lot quicker than I ever could. I rode with Javier for two nights and he dropped me off at the airport the last day. He is highly recommended and I have his number if anyone needs his service. FYI, he speaks very little English.

    Communication:

    I have the North American T-Mobile plan, so calls, texts, and the using internet were included. I communicated with hookers, restaurants, and drivers; either with regular texts, calls, or using WhatsApp.

    Hotel:

    I stayed at a boutique beach front hotel. I paid around $400 for three nights. It was a very nice hotel with a rooftop pool, restaurant (sandwiches and snacks), bar, and spa services. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful.

    I did have only one mix up with the dude that brought my suitcase to the room, but it was kind of my fault because I got lost in translation. I told him I needed some bottled water, as in tall bottles of water. But he started speaking in "meters" and that fucked me all up! It turned out he returned to my room with a butt-load of water on his shoulder; it was around 2 gallons. Another lesson learned.

    I did not know if the place was "Girl friendly" or not. But I did bring in two different girls on two different evenings. But with each girl, I got them in the hotel very discreetly. I told the girls to text me when they were close to the hotel and I would come out to meet them. The girls were smart and did not dress like hookers. One wore a nice dress and the other wore jeans with a nice blouse. I walked by the manager with each one and he just said, "Hola."

    Restaurants:

    I ate at the following restaurants:

    No Way Jose. Outstanding chow! It's now called OK Jose.

    Sonora Grill. Outstanding chow!

    Meno's Place. Great place for lunch!

    El Carboncita. Great fucking tacos!

    Street tacos. In Old Town, even greater tacos!

    Rico Mac Tacos. Late night dining; food was decent.

    Strip / table dance clubs:

    I used this site to help me chose the clubs and bars, as well as information from other sites, and of course, my prior TR.

    https://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Puerto_Vallarta

    Great information from Wiki Web site:

    "When you get into a taxi and ask the driver to take you to a place with girls, you'll get led to one of these places and the taxi driver will receive up to a 400 peso commission and you'll end up with an empty wallet! If you have to go in a taxi, either make it clear that they are not receiving a commission (and tell the doorman that with the taxi driver present so there is no misunderstanding) and they won't charge you the cover charge. They charge that to recover the big sums they pay the taxi drivers to bring clients! The best way to avoid problems with the taxi drivers is to have them drop you off a block or so away. This will eliminate any chance of confusion.

    These expensive clubs survive by paying the taxi drivers to bring them a continuing supply of new clients. They need this since most don't come back after finding out how expensive they really are. This leads to a real problem since, when you get into a taxi and ask to go to one of our recommended inexpensive places, the taxi driver will tell that they are closed, that it's dangerous there or some other story. The real truth is, that he isn't going to make any money taking you there and since his average daily wage is 500 pesos, the 400 + peso commission is a big score for him. Be aware of this and if the taxi driver tells you that he won't take you to where you want to go, get out and try another taxi!

    It is also best to pay drink by drink since there is a chance that if you drink a lot and run a tab, it will be inflated. Ask to pay immediately after you receive your drink and make sure they bring back change. They are also notorious for just not bringing back your change!

    In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. Because I drank various things in the clubs, I just wrote down the price of the cheapest beer. The fichas were various prices; I am quoting the lowest ficha price.

    The first three clubs are in the Zona Roja. It is a small compound on a dead end road called Privada Politecnico Nacional. These clubs seem to cater to the locals. When I was there in 2016 and last week, I did not see any foreigners in the compound. A few girls from other clubs said the area was dangerous, but I never felt uncomfortable during my two visits.

    Club: La 10 (formerly Vizzio).

    Cover charge: None.

    Beer: 53.

    Ficha cost: 235.

    Sex with one of the girls: 3000 for 30 (2000 for the girl, 1000 for the room.).

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 24.

    Quality of Chicas: Damn good!

    Day / time: 12/ Thursday.

    Comments: I was told all the girls had different prices. I had a young hottie that jump in my lap and that was my first true love of the night. I did not take her arriba, but got the full tour of the rooms from my mesero. Great club and hot women!

    Club: Tapanko.

    Cover charge: None.

    Beer: 70.

    Ficha cost: 650.

    Sex with one of the girls: 2200 for 30.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 20 to 25.

    Quality of Chicas: Very good.

    Day / time: 12:30/ Thursday.

    Comments: This was one of my favorite clubs this trip. I had a hottie come to me and she seemed kind of new to the hooker world. I just had to take her arriba! She was a bit nervous, but felt a lot calmer after she sat on my face for a while. I loved the club and the girl!

    Club: Sahara (formerly El Patron).

    Cover charge: None.

    Beer: 60.

    Ficha cost: 320.

    Sex with one of the girls: 2200 for 30.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: Told there are 20, but saw only 10.

    Quality of Chicas: OK to really good.

    Day / time: 1:30/ Thursday.

    Comments: It is a nice club, but seems to lack in so many ways.

    Other clubs throughout the city:

    Club: Mamitas (BTW, Mi Barecito is the same club).

    Cover charge: None on Thursday, but 250 on Saturday; yes, I went twice.

    Beer: 50.

    Ficha cost: 250.

    Sex with one of the girls: 1500 for 30 (not sure if the price changed on Saturday).

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 5 to 7.

    Quality of Chicas: OK to hot.

    Day / time: 2/ Thursday.

    Comments: It seems like a regular bar with shows and strippers; it's kind of a strange place. A really tall hottie sat with me awhile and I really enjoyed her company. And, and, I really wanted to take her arriba, but I was too worn out from my previous session. I've been kicking myself in the ass ever since I passed up on that opportunity.

    More comments: I went back to Mamitas on Saturday night around midnight and looked for the hottie I passed up on Thursday; no such luck. So I sat in a half-ass booth and checked out the other working girls. All of a sudden a real hottie jumped in my booth and then, she jumped in my lap. She was a dark skin beauty! But I could tell she was on something because her eyes were rolling in different directions, spoke really fast, and slurred a lot. But I still loved her. I had already ordered a drink before she was on my lap, and then when she ordered a drink; the drama began! She asked for wine, thus, I ordered a glass of wine from my mesero. BUT, she said no because she wanted a bottle of wine, not a glass! I kindly told her I don't buy a bottle of anything for anyone. But she kept insisting for a damn bottle. That's when I told her to leave the booth and leave me the fuck alone. I also used the word "vete" a lot. And now, she was pissed and sat there like a spoiled child! After a few minutes, she got up and pushed her way through the booth; over the top of me. Then she starting yelling at me and called me "amorgado. " I simply replied, "Si, soy yo. " Yes, we parted ways, but what a love story that was!

    Club: Tropicana (formerly Mi Barecito).

    Cover charge: None.

    Beer: 50.

    Ficha cost: 200 to 300.

    Sex with one of the girls: 1900 for 15,2900 for 30,3250 for 1 hour.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: None.

    Quality of Chicas: No chicas, no quality.

    Day / time: 3/ Thursday.

    Comments: A strange fucking club and confusing to boot. There were no working chicas, BUT there were 5-6 chicas drinking and dancing (not on the pole), those girls were either quite chunky or missing teeth; or both! The mesero told me if I wanted a chica, he would arrange for 2-3 to come to the club. I could choose one of them, but I would have to pay the prices listed above. Fuck this club!

    Club: King George.

    Cover charge: None.

    Beer: 85.

    Ficha cost: 380.

    Sex with one of the girls: 360 for 30.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 9.

    Quality of Chicas: Pretty damn good to freaking hot!

    Day / time: 9/ Friday.

    Comments: I love this place. It's very casual and at the same time, very classy. The girls are all beauties. After you sit down and buy a drink, each girl with come to you and present themselves. They all give you a kiss on the cheek and during this time, you can find out who are the more playful ones.

    Club: Aquah.

    Cover charge: 250.

    Beer: 110.

    Ficha cost: 335.

    Sex with one of the girls: 4000 for 30.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 25-30 on roster, I saw around 12.

    Quality of Chicas: Pretty good to hot.

    Day / time: 9:30/ Friday.

    Comments: A great looking club, but too damn expensive! All the girls I saw there were completely super glued to their phones.

    Club: Junior (formerly Candy's).

    Cover charge: 250, includes a shot of your choice or a beer.

    Beer: 110.

    Ficha cost: 370.

    Sex with one of the girls: 3800 for 30.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 6.

    Quality of Chicas: OK to good.

    Day / time: 11:30/ Friday.

    Comments: It's a smaller club and well designed, but they have a limited number of chicas and it is quite pricey.

    Club: Andromeda.

    Cover charge: 200, includes 1 drink.

    Beer: 56.

    Ficha cost: 200.

    Sex with one of the girls: 3000 for 1 hour.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 20.

    Quality of Chicas: OK to very good.

    Day / time: 1:30/ Friday.

    Comments: This place has always been a scam! The managers and meseros attack you from all sides; all very aggressive.

    Wiki had this to say: New motto "The customer is always right! We will no longer cheat our clients in any way, shape, or form. We sincerely apologize and invite all to come to our club and see our changes for yourself and allow us to make up for our past mistakes. ".

    Absolutely fucking bull shit! I wanted to buy my creepy girl a 200 ficha. They all said no problem. They brought a small bottle of something, maybe it was wine. Not sure. When I got my bill, it turned out I had to pay 570 instead of the 200 ficha price. I was fucking pissed! I brought over the manager and asked, "Qu carajo?" he replied that's what you ordered. I paid, went outside, and waited for Javier to come. The manager followed me outside and asked if everything was OK. I said, "No, your club is nothing but a scam! And as long as you keep scamming customers, hopefully one day, they will shut this club down!" I did not receive a response. Bottom line; Fuck this place!

    Club: Taboo / Candy's or Candy's / Taboo (Just pick a name already!

    Cover charge: 250 for a welcome drink. Why in the hell do I need to pay 250 for a welcome drink? I told them I didn't feel welcomed. Nor did I need their drink. Thus, I did not pay the cover charge.

    Beer: 120.

    Ficha cost: 370.

    Sex with one of the girls: 4000 for 30.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 25-30.

    Quality of Chicas: Pretty damn good!

    Day / time: 10/ Friday.

    Comments: First off, they have two signs, one with the name Taboo and the other with the name Candy's. So, before I went in, I asked where is Taboo; they pointed and said it was past the parking garage. Then I asked the same question about Candy's and I got the same damn answer; WTF? We will never solve this mystery!

    I walked in the place and looked for a place to sit. I sat in one of the big chairs against the wall. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw this girl making a beeline towards me. She was smiling and giggling. When she finally reached me, she gave me a big hug and a few kisses. I honestly did not know who in the hell this girl was! She brought me up on her phone and showed me MY pictures. That is when I realized she was one of my favorite girls in Tijuana 6 years ago! She became fluent in English and the first thing she asked me, "Where is your hotel? I will be there tomorrow!" That was a BINGO!

    Club: Paradise (formerly Harem).

    Cover charge: 250, includes a shot.

    Beer: 75.

    Ficha cost: 380.

    Sex with one of the girls: 3900 for 30.

    Sex on site: Yes.

    Number of Chicas: 25-30.

    Quality of Chicas: Fucking great!

    Day / time: 1/ Friday.

    Comments: Nice club, except for the prices. The majority of the girls had me salivating and they all were quite friendly. This was one of the best clubs for Eye Candy.

    Other bars:

    Bar: La Princess.

    Number of Chicas: 4.

    Quality of Chicas: Chunky.

    Day / time: 11:30/ Saturday.

    Comments: A small local place that was pretty empty. All the girls were occupied by customers.

    Bar: Las Reinas.

    Number of Chicas: 10-12.

    Quality of Chicas: Ugh to good.

    Day / time: 11:45/ Saturday.

    Comments: This place did not like Gringos whatsoever! It's like a "sit with clients" place. I went straight to the bar and tried to order a drink, then was told to go sit over there (the only empty table in the place). No one would approach me and even worst, I did not even get one damn smile out of anybody. I did get looks though. Looks of, "Get the fuck out of our bar. Now!" Thus, I drank up and left.

    Other bars in the Street Girl Discussion:

    Street girls: Two areas.

    First area: 9/ Saturday.

    Calle Guatemala, especially on the corner with Bolivia. There were also girls on Guatemala from Calle Peru to Calle Ecuador. Between Bolivia and Ecuador you will find Bar Terraza; the place seemed like street girl central. The girls there, 6-8, all seemed unionized and all were asking 800 for 30. I found 2 other girls on the same street that were asking 600 for 30. There were three bars in the same area, besides Terraza, there were Reja and Botana. All three were blasting loud music and dead at the same time.

    Finally, I met this happy-go-lucky gal and she asked for 500 for 1 hour; how could anyone pass up on that great deal? She got into the taxi and said we were going to her house; which turned out to be a hooker type hotel, but they each have their own room. I paid the "hotel clerk?" 100 pesos and we were off like giggling teenagers.

    Once in the room, I was mesmerized by the incredible thecor! Just pinche beautiful! I quickly asked if we could turn off the light because I did not want to be distracted by the thecor. It was a decent session.

    When I left, one of the other residents was outside holding up the wall OR vice versa. She called me over so I just had to talk to her! She said she gives the best blowjob on these streets. And her motto was, "No leche, no paga!" Hell, I stood there for a few minutes just pondering my next move; but I decided to get back in the taxi and we headed out looking for more bars / clubs / street girls.

    Second area: 8:30/ Saturday.

    Romantic Zona: A street walker area in front of Hotel Enerdira, calle Naranjo. It was a challenge just to find the hotel and when we did; no girls in sight. I also read about two local bars in the area, Ballena Azul and Por K No. Either I could not find them or they closed up shop.

    That was about the extent of my trip.

    I did not go to:

    Any historic sites.

    Any ruins.

    Any churches.

    The Malecon.

    Any statues.

    Any massage places.

    It was nothing more than a seeking chicas trip, which included some great food!

    Bottom line: PV is a great place to visit. It has a great mix of people and lots of great food! Would I ever return to PV? Hell yeah! But I still have many places left to explore in Mexico. Should you go. Another Hell Yeah!

    Como siempre, Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

  9. #2433
    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerBoy45  [View Original Post]
    Thank you for this report. I have been to PV many times but never knew about the action on Guatemala street. Will be returning to PV in June and will post my experiences. Wish this PV forum was a little more active. Will do my best to contribute.
    The agency in town is great. I wish I had an excuse to go back to PV more often.

  10. #2432

    PV fun

    Thank you for this report. I have been to PV many times but never knew about the action on Guatemala street. Will be returning to PV in June and will post my experiences. Wish this PV forum was a little more active. Will do my best to contribute.

    I will say, there is one agency in town that has always delivered in a good way for me. Chicas ranging from 18-25, always into everything I've requested. Not exactly sure of the forum rules, as I am a newbie to the forum. Have tried twice to join ISG, but due to my lack of knowledge with bitcoin and technology, can't figure it out.

    The PV mileroticos scene can be great with some experience with trial and error.

    Was at Tapanko strip club a month or so ago. Drinks were $4, and I didn't purchase any lady drinks. A person told me the average price to take a chica to the motel next door was $100. It was a cool vibe, and I might return.

    I enjoy staying at various Airbnb's in the Old Town area. Through hit and miss I've discovered a couple with no security and private entry so I can bring in who I want when I want.

    I also enjoy staying at Holiday Inn and Suites, especially for the first couple nights after arriving. It is very close to the airport. There is a side door at the Holiday Inn and Suites, right next to the elevators. Easy to meet a chica outside and get to the elevator and room with discretion.

    Quote Originally Posted by PlayMissyFor84  [View Original Post]
    I got to town a couple of days ago and made my way to the Romantic Zone on day two. There were several massage establishments open and the girls were standing in the doorway. One place had two young and attractive Latinas at the door and Crystal had such a beautiful smile, I had to chat. She offered a massage for 400 pesos. We went upstairs and she explained the extras. Anywhere from 1000 (including massage rate) to 2500 pesos for full service with a BJ. We settled on 2000 for the massage and full service for 40 minutes. Not much of a massage, but once the flip, she went to town!! Crawled up on the table, gobbled me up and then rode a vigorous cowgirl. She offered me a shower at the end and was in no rush for me to leave. Only when I was all done and ready to go did we address the agreed upon donation.

    Later that day, I went into the 5 de Diciembre district. I walked up Guatemala St to see if there was action. It was about 3:00 so I had low expectations. Low and behold, one chubby Latina approached for a date, 500 pesos for everything. She had a room off Bolivia. I passed as Crystal did a good job, but it was good info to file away.

  11. #2431
    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerBoy45  [View Original Post]
    The Marriott is easy enough to get a chica in. Also. Never had any issues with Holiday Inn and Suites or Comfort Inn.
    Thanks. Checked into a small boutique hotel. Policy on the reservation clearly states only guests registered will be allowed in the room. Man at the check in desk asked me for the name of the 2nd person for check in. I told him I didn't know her name yet and it might be different each day. He said "I understand, no worries amigo. Just make sure they leave their ID at the front desk".

    He showed me around the hotel and to my room. I tipped him 100 pesos.

  12. #2430

    These hotels work

    Quote Originally Posted by Dg8787  [View Original Post]
    First time to PV. I am not sure where to stay. Many decades ago I stayed at Sheraton Bougainvillea but didn't do any mongering. Not sure where and what hotel or area would be a good location. MP are ok with me.

    I would like a decent 4 star non smoking hotel that is girl friendly. <$160 a night. Will be staying 4-5 nights.

    Thanks for the info.

    Btw, PM me if you know of a great young gfe girl for st or LT.
    The Marriott is easy enough to get a chica in. Also. Never had any issues with Holiday Inn and Suites or Comfort Inn.

  13. #2429
    I prefer staying at Airbnb's in old town. The better ones are the ones that don't have a security guard and front desk. The last one I stayed at had no security so I could bring whomever home. Plus the area is pretty cool. Lots of cafes and places to hang out.

  14. #2428

    Need some advice

    First time to PV. I am not sure where to stay. Many decades ago I stayed at Sheraton Bougainvillea but didn't do any mongering. Not sure where and what hotel or area would be a good location. MP are ok with me.

    I would like a decent 4 star non smoking hotel that is girl friendly. <$160 a night. Will be staying 4-5 nights.

    Thanks for the info.

    Btw, PM me if you know of a great young gfe girl for st or LT.

  15. #2427
    [QUOTE=WallStreetBull;2689776]Rockswithsalt.

    I went hunting for this place yesterday with no luck found the Starbucks in male on near loft hotel but couldn't get insight where to head after that anyone care to pitch in as I'm only here till Thursday. Or of any other massage place that has an open menu I'm staying at the crown paradise gold so I'll take anything in walking distance.

    Thanks gents.

    it is 5-6 doors inland from Starbucks on the side street. the google street address is #172 Mexico 200

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