Bogota Reports

[Member #4740]

with the last door charging 60 k and the first door 150 k for the standard service. !

LOL.

I stay there for two weeks now and price is 50 k in all rooms.

How you pay triple then me?

Do you ask how much? This is probably the reason.

[Igor54]

Tip #1 for Santa Fe international pussy seekers.

A street girl in Santa Fe ask 40 mil = 11 $ (1 $=3,886.70 pesos).

When you are bargaining with them for 5 mil you are losing your face in front of a prostitute for 1 USD.

What you should do? Say I give you $5 tips if you do good.

More tips are coming.

[BigGuy719]

My guess is something along the lines of what the taxi driver said. Locals who probably just didn't like seeing someone piss there for whatever reason. If they had wanted to rob you, they would have attacked with your back to them and / or come much closer to you so that one could try to pickpocket you while you were occupied with the others.

Yes, it is much easier to rob someone when they don't expect it. So yelling prior to robbing makes no sense and can trigger the fight or flight mechanism.

Glad you didn't fight. If you cause trouble, all gringos visiting there will pay directly or indirectly.

They are drug dealers and paying protection fee to the mafia, who pay to police.

The police there are on gangs' payroll, don't trust them.

Didn't think about the effect it would have for others, but makes sense. The best way to win a fight is to not have one. Never know who has a knife or what. It's much harder to hit a running target than one standing still. Yes, I knew the police are on the take for pickpockets and other shit, which is why I wasn't surprised by their response. Yelling "ladrones" seems to help stop the attack though. It's stupid for business that they would hit rather than explain, but as the taxi driver said, 'they hit first, then explain later'. It's barbaric, but this isn't The Hamptons ffs. Don't think they were going to try to kill me though. Maybe just one smack and try to get me to give them money. Glad I made it out unscaved, but probably won't go back there for a while, especially at night.

Be careful out there. It seems this month is more prone to robberies than other months. A couple weeks ago while walking down the street at 3:00 am In Centro (not SF), two guys tried to block my path. One guy had missing teeth and looked like an addict. Did not feel right. Before he could get out a few words or get within 10 feet of me, I juked them then sprinted away. They yelled something in frustration. Fifteen minutes later they robbed a guy selling tinto for his cigarettes and cuatro mil using a knife. I was in OXXO and he came to tell the police, who were there drinking coffee. The police went after them in their moto, but they were gone.

[Elvis 2008]

It's true, Spirit kills you on the back end But if you use this as you 1 personal item.

https://www.newegg.com/nurbenn-grey-...&source=region

You can avoid the ridiculous charges on Spirit for using the overhead bin and checking fee. Pack lite and take a direct flight, otherwise book elsewhere.

Thanks LL! I may get one of those.

[Quiksilver]

Last time I was in Bogota I swore never to go back to Mezzanine because of those tiny uncomfortable rooms. Yet I found myself walking into the place again, multiple times.

The place seems more segregated than I remember, with the hottest chicks in the first room and progressive decline in beauty as you go towards the last door. The pricing also matches the progressive layers of subjective appeal, with the last door charging 60 k and the first door 150 k for the standard service. I opted for the first door, multiple times.

The two standouts were Leidi and Mia, both young and hot as hell. Leidi has a nice bubble but, speaks fluent English and is very polite, said she's college educated, which was believable. Good service. Mia was probably my best experience the entire trip. Very skilled sensual massage, mostly with her butt, followed by great energetic service. Highly recommended.

Went to Abejitas twice but only sessioned once with a pretty black skinny lady. Almost GFE service, really got into it.

Great report and thanks! I'm so used to SF that I always skip these other places. Really going to have to give Mezzanine a go one of these trips. Sounds like you had an awesome time!

[Quiksilver]

I was taking a piss by the trees on Calle 22 Bis and Carrera 15 at 2:00 am On Friday, and about three to four guys started yelling. I ignored them until finished as my back was turned to them and couldn't tell if they were yelling at someone else or what. When I turned around two or three guys were trying to fight me and were yelling. I was able to feign like I going to punch one, then sprinted the fuck out of there yelling at them to go fuck themselves once I got away. One guy tried to literally kick my butt and nearly grazed my pants as I was sprinting away LOL. Another chased after me down Calle 23 and I almost punched him. None of them touched me fortunately. I screamed "ladrones" to get the police's attention on Calle 23, who asked what I was doing there LOL.

The taxi driver said they were drug dealers and that was their "territory" and they were just going to hit me once and not rob me so I don't piss there. He said they wouldn't remember me because tons of people walk there every day, and they probably do drugs / get wasted every day, which is probably true. Someone else said that's bullshit and they just saw an opportunity to rob a foreigner. Honestly, could be either because they were yelling right when I started pissing from a distance. So I guess they don't like people pissing there.

What does ISG think? No one has ever fucked with me, and I've been there plenty. But I've never taken a piss in that area, but have outside on Calle 20 by Carrera 16 a. Is it safe to return and walk down that street again, even late at night?

My guess is something along the lines of what the taxi driver said. Locals who probably just didn't like seeing someone piss there for whatever reason. If they had wanted to rob you, they would have attacked with your back to them and / or come much closer to you so that one could try to pickpocket you while you were occupied with the others.

[Silver Turtle]

Glad you didn't fight. If you cause trouble, all gringos visiting there will pay directly or indirectly.

They are drug dealers and paying protection fee to the mafia, who pay to police.

The police there are on gangs' payroll, don't trust them.

I was taking a piss by the trees on Calle 22 Bis and Carrera 15 at 2:00 am On Friday, and about three to four guys started yelling. I ignored them until finished as my back was turned to them and couldn't tell if they were yelling at someone else or what. When I turned around two or three guys were trying to fight me and were yelling. I was able to feign like I going to punch one, then sprinted the fuck out of there yelling at them to go fuck themselves once I got away. One guy tried to literally kick my butt and nearly grazed my pants as I was sprinting away LOL. Another chased after me down Calle 23 and I almost punched him. None of them touched me fortunately. I screamed "ladrones" to get the police's attention on Calle 23, who asked what I was doing there LOL.

The taxi driver said they were drug dealers and that was their "territory" and they were just going to hit me once and not rob me so I don't piss there. He said they wouldn't remember me because tons of people walk there every day, and they probably do drugs / get wasted every day, which is probably true. Someone else said that's bullshit and they just saw an opportunity to rob a foreigner. Honestly, could be either because they were yelling right when I started pissing from a distance. So I guess they don't like people pissing there.

What does ISG think? No one has ever fucked with me, and I've been there plenty. But I've never taken a piss in that area, but have outside on Calle 20 by Carrera 16 a. Is it safe to return and walk down that street again, even late at night?

[Kib123]

Last time I was in Bogota I swore never to go back to Mezzanine because of those tiny uncomfortable rooms. Yet I found myself walking into the place again, multiple times.

The place seems more segregated than I remember, with the hottest chicks in the first room and progressive decline in beauty as you go towards the last door. The pricing also matches the progressive layers of subjective appeal, with the last door charging 60 k and the first door 150 k for the standard service. I opted for the first door, multiple times.

The two standouts were Leidi and Mia, both young and hot as hell. Leidi has a nice bubble but, speaks fluent English and is very polite, said she's college educated, which was believable. Good service. Mia was probably my best experience the entire trip. Very skilled sensual massage, mostly with her butt, followed by great energetic service. Highly recommended.

Went to Abejitas twice but only sessioned once with a pretty black skinny lady. Almost GFE service, really got into it.

Princesita is now called Piel De Miel. Sessioned here twice. The standout was Nicol who has worked here for at least a couple of years. Gives a muted but good service. The other lady (don't remember name) made me an unusual offer for such a place. A buffet of everything goes for an upcharge. I wasn't feeling like taking any wild risk so I declined. Standard session was still good.

Tried my staple eroticas Bogota three times, but unfortunately only one (a repeat) got on my excellent list. The other two were average at best; Jessica was GFE but a very lazy performer with questionable hygiene. Marcela was a tard better, but barely average by Bogota standards.

Happy mongering!

[BigGuy719]

I was taking a piss by the trees on Calle 22 Bis and Carrera 15 at 2:00 am On Friday, and about three to four guys started yelling. I ignored them until finished as my back was turned to them and couldn't tell if they were yelling at someone else or what. When I turned around two or three guys were trying to fight me and were yelling. I was able to feign like I going to punch one, then sprinted the fuck out of there yelling at them to go fuck themselves once I got away. One guy tried to literally kick my butt and nearly grazed my pants as I was sprinting away LOL. Another chased after me down Calle 23 and I almost punched him. None of them touched me fortunately. I screamed "ladrones" to get the police's attention on Calle 23, who asked what I was doing there LOL.

The taxi driver said they were drug dealers and that was their "territory" and they were just going to hit me once and not rob me so I don't piss there. He said they wouldn't remember me because tons of people walk there every day, and they probably do drugs / get wasted every day, which is probably true. Someone else said that's bullshit and they just saw an opportunity to rob a foreigner. Honestly, could be either because they were yelling right when I started pissing from a distance. So I guess they don't like people pissing there.

What does ISG think? No one has ever fucked with me, and I've been there plenty. But I've never taken a piss in that area, but have outside on Calle 20 by Carrera 16 a. Is it safe to return and walk down that street again, even late at night?

[LatinaLover#1]

Showdown, what Spirit does is hit you up hard on the back end. The fares are dirt cheap until you add bags, pick a seat ETC. I got a buddy who uses them and just buys cheap clothes when he gets to Colombia as it is cheaper than packing a bag. I think you pay like $100 often to have a suitcase round trip with Colombia.

Xpartan is right in that the seats suck, but they are okay if you are thinner. You have the least amount of leg room of any of the airlines though. I have had some miserable Spirit flights. And he is right about upgrading. With the big seats, you are getting like a first class seat and it is usually between only $50 and $80 more.

The other part that sucks with Spirit is you are going to be waiting way longer in line than any other airline. Their computer system sucks!! When they say show up 3 hours early, you do so. The lines are horrible!

Thing with Spirit though is that when I am making my flight plans, I think I can endure Spirit for the cost savings, then I go to the airport and curse using them, then I get home and say "Eh, that was not so bad."

If it is 50% cheaper on Spirit, I say to go for it and use it. If it is 20% cheaper, I would say to use a different airline. Really the best deal is using Viva to fly from Miami to Medellin not Spirit. That flight just does not always show up when you do searches.

It's true, Spirit kills you on the back end But if you use this as you 1 personal item.

https://www.newegg.com/nurbenn-grey-...&source=region

You can avoid the ridiculous charges on Spirit for using the overhead bin and checking fee. Pack lite and take a direct flight, otherwise book elsewhere.

[Igor54]

What are you calling a prime spot? If you are talking about around Troya, there are just as many chicks in the other prime spot that don't have those clubs. Bottom line is there are way more than 50-70 chicks on the street in Santa Fe..

I don't worry for you. You take it too personal. I am talking about California. And for two weeks I was there, I did not see more that 6-10 girls on the corner at the same time. And they were not higher 5/10 on my scale. I even did not stop there. There was one 6/10 and I took her to her motel. The problem was, when she took off her pants, her kitty smelt like she had STD. I paid her 40 mil said thank you and left. She was amazed. I am talking about safety. If you take a girl from a business in the prime location, it is more safe than if you take a girl a few blocks down the street.

[Dcfan77]

Great Report! CTG and MDE is over. You can thank the "make it rain at the strip clubs guys" for that. I keep telling people BOG is full of excitement!

After just two days at Cartagena, my buddy and I decided to skip the rest of our stay and get a next day flight out to Bogota. I have not looked back and we were glad that we did.

Other than the weather, Cartagena was crappy this time for me in so many ways. From the quality of the girls, selections, service offerings and relative pricings etc. Etc. , it was disastrously bad through and through.

After landing at Bogota and checking into the hotel Friday night, it was already past midnight. My buddy and I walked from the hotel to Santa Fe since it is not more than a ten-minute stroll by my account.

This is an account of my first experience to Santa Fe. The stroll to SF was uneventful and I felt safe the whole time. The area in SF was busy with people and this was already close to 1 am. My buddy was already familiar with SF, and so he gave me a tour, hopping from one strip club / bar to the next. Among all these bars, Fiebre was the most crowded and it was jam packed. There was some kind of a raffle going on inside. Senor Covid would love this place. No way was I going to hang around with so many people packed in like sardines even though I am fully vaxxed..

[Yossarian]

After just two days at Cartagena, my buddy and I decided to skip the rest of our stay and get a next day flight out to Bogota. I have not looked back and we were glad that we did.

Other than the weather, Cartagena was crappy this time for me in so many ways. From the quality of the girls, selections, service offerings and relative pricings etc. Etc. , it was disastrously bad through and through.

After landing at Bogota and checking into the hotel Friday night, it was already past midnight. My buddy and I walked from the hotel to Santa Fe since it is not more than a ten-minute stroll by my account.

This is an account of my first experience to Santa Fe. The stroll to SF was uneventful and I felt safe the whole time. The area in SF was busy with people and this was already close to 1 am. My buddy was already familiar with SF, and so he gave me a tour, hopping from one strip club / bar to the next. Among all these bars, Fiebre was the most crowded and it was jam packed. There was some kind of a raffle going on inside. Senor Covid would love this place. No way was I going to hang around with so many people packed in like sardines even though I am fully vaxxed..

Great report! Love the detail and will make sure to try Agave Azul and Ask Peru when I travel to Bogot next.

[Yossarian]

Here's the crazy Capt Yossarian of Catch-22, stationed in Sardinia, flew be-17 s to bomb Germany. It's one of the zaniest antiwar novel with an all star movie. Yossarian is old enough to be Solo's great grand pa.

Yep. Non stop flight to Bog then hop over to the beautiful and sexy Medellin.

Having a wonderful time here with the gracious and friendly people in of MDE.

Is Nately with his working girl there and is Milo spreading free enterprise (where everybody gets a share) in MDE?

[Ggekko2009]

After just two days at Cartagena, my buddy and I decided to skip the rest of our stay and get a next day flight out to Bogota. I have not looked back and we were glad that we did.

Other than the weather, Cartagena was crappy this time for me in so many ways. From the quality of the girls, selections, service offerings and relative pricings etc. Etc. , it was disastrously bad through and through.

After landing at Bogota and checking into the hotel Friday night, it was already past midnight. My buddy and I walked from the hotel to Santa Fe since it is not more than a ten-minute stroll by my account.

This is an account of my first experience to Santa Fe. The stroll to SF was uneventful and I felt safe the whole time. The area in SF was busy with people and this was already close to 1 am. My buddy was already familiar with SF, and so he gave me a tour, hopping from one strip club / bar to the next. Among all these bars, Fiebre was the most crowded and it was jam packed. There was some kind of a raffle going on inside. Senor Covid would love this place. No way was I going to hang around with so many people packed in like sardines even though I am fully vaxxed.

Along the street, you would have the club employees try to hustle you into their clubs. They are not aggressive at all by any mean, even very docile by the standards that I had seen in Cartagena, and I am actually surprised that we can stroll into the club, and if we don't like it, we can just leave and they are cool with it. Since we were both already tired, we decided to just tour these places and be back the following days.

I would say that Santa Fe is safe in the immediate vicinity around the block where the major bars are. Probably the visible police presence in the area also helps and give assurances to the safety. Anyway, that was my first impression of SF.

In any case, the girls in SF are not really my forte, and I tend to roll differently. After a late night supper at the only decent outlet that I can find where they sell pastries and such, we walked back to our hotel to recuperate.

The next day, I decided to order in. I have heard good things of an agency called "eroticas Bogota" and decided to sample their services. I like the fact that they are very professional. The pricing structure is clear and they offer a wide range of selections and service offerings. They only require payment after their services conclude and none of these upfront payment BS. I sampled two of their girls that day and, wow, they did not disappoint. Very GFE and PSE if you want them to be, and they stay for the time paid, unlike services from others, and make you feel like you are in your own fantasy world. I would like to order more that day, but I had ran out of juice.

That evening, my buddy, along with a friend that he met on this trip, and I went to this Speakeasy Mexican restaurant called "Agave Azul". The concept is the same as Speakeasy bar. Located in what I believe is a residential area by the foothill of Monserrate, this restaurant had no visible sign that it was a restaurant. We rang the bell and was greeted and ushered into the place. The restaurant was beautifully decorated with the kitchen next to the tables laid out. There were already several customers in there. Great food and drinks.

After our dinner, we went to Fiebre at SF. That night, the place was crowded but not as crazy as the previous night. We met up with more people there but I did not stay up late while my buddy stayed back with his friends for more drinks. I walked back to my hotel and even while walking back alone, I felt safe the whole time. By the way, even though it feels safe, it still warrants that you be contextually aware of your surroundings. Of course, if you are drunk and stumble your way along the street there, then people can sense an opportunity for things to happen.

The next morning, my Colombia girl whom I had previously known flew into Bogota and met up with me at my hotel. She was definitely not packed for the Bogota's weather and I had to bring her shopping that day for a jacket. I had asked her to be my escort for a few days, while at the back of my mind I was questioning if I am making a big mistake committing so much of my time with her. Luckily it wasn't.

Anyway, after settling in and getting both of our urges out of the way, we headed out to a Japanese restaurant called "Osk peru". If you are into Sushi and Japanese food, this is definitely the place that you do not want to miss. Reservation is a definite must on any other days, but given it was a Sunday night, we were lucky to have tables available without a prior reservation. For a city with no Asian population, it served one heck of a Japanese food. The ambiance was great for a date night out. During our conversation, we get to talk about our mutual fantasies. I got to learn that my girl is bisexual and is into chicas as much as I do. The game is on.

The next day, we did some touristy stuff during the daytime. That night, my girl and I joined up with my buddy and his friends at Fiebre. She had not heard of SF and probably might have not gone into any strip clubs before. I could tell that she was nervous as we walked from our hotel to SF that night. I had her and told her to stay close to me at all times just to give her that reassurances. However, once we got into Fiebre, she started to ease up and even enjoyed the ambience, or even maybe like a kid in a candy store.

We settled into a table and met up with more friends there. The place was not crowded that night which I personally prefer compared to the huge crowd from the previous two nights. There was space for us to enjoy the chicas dancing on stage. My buddy and I were discussing if my girl might even enjoy a lap dance, which I ordered up one for her subsequently. My girl was definitely into the lap dance and it was rare and enjoyable sight as it happened. After the dance, I asked my girl if she might even be interested in bringing back into our hotel that same girl. By the time she decided, that chica has already gone up the room for a quick session with another customer. In any case, we fell back into ordering a chica from mileroticos. My girl and I left early since we want to spend our time with our order in the hotel room. My girl insisted on a taxi to return to our hotel this time. No more walking.

Even though I had my fair share of threesome, that night's experience felt so much different. When the mileroticas chica showed up in our room, I would let my girl take the lead. As we stayed in a suite, there is a bedroom in there. My girl would bring the girl into the room, while I observed on how they would start out by the bedroom door. I am not sure if I was in one of those porn scenes, but it sure felt like one.

My girl had a small talk with the chica as they ease up and get ready for actions. Somehow, I felt that the chica was more at ease with her. As I observed by the door, the girls would slowly take each other's clothes off and make out passionately. As the chica slowly went down on my girl, my girl would gesture me to join them, which of course I did, duh! It was such a huge turn on to say the least. Everything was just as what I expected from the type of porn scene one would expect. Anyway, we ordered more such services from mileroticos during the remainder of our stay. I am not sure who has enjoyed this trip more, me or my girl. But the experience in this trip has been great one for me.

For me, the journey is just as important as the destination or even more so. Pre-covid, Cartagena was a lot of fun. I even had met a girl in an airplane from Panama City to Cartagena who happened to sit next to me, and of course she turned out to be one of those part time escort. We would spend our night partying at places like La Santa club and doing it bare like lovers. Those are memorable experiences and that's why I kept returning to Cartagena. Unfortunately, that vibe is now gone this time and I am glad that I am spending my time at Bogota instead. Ok, the only thing that I do miss is the weather.