Bogota Reports

[Mr Enternational]

But somehow Mr E you are always the know-it-all guy to spin and twist a simple logic. You are in every forum posting in places you never even go, arguing with everyone with the most nonsense posts as you did now.

Nobody put any spin on anything. If you are trying to say something, then do not say something that does not mean what you are trying to say. Words mean something. You do not get to use raggedy communication, then assume everyone knows what you are meaning to say, even though that is not what you wrote.

I have never posted in the forum of a place that I do not go. Show that post. Yeah you probably do not want to waste your time with it though because it is not true.

[Mr Enternational]

Last week I met an actual state attorney on Bumble who wanted to go out, works in Centro but only wanted to go to zona g. We all know it's the most expensive area of Bogota. So if your visiting SF, you can bring 200 k or less in your pocket and it will be enough; but going on dates in those areas I carry at least 600 k in cash plus my CC. Dinner in one spot, some wine in another spot and I'm already at 300 k. Done it a few times with real quality non pros that I pursue. Not just on dates, there are tons of high-class strip clubs in that area that will cost you a min 500 k. So would you negotiate in those places if you only had 100-200 k in your pocket? FK out of here man. But like I said to you lately I don't take you seriously. And it's not just me.

I would not negotiate in a restaurant. In a strip club of course I would negotiate for a hooker.

I have been dating an actual judge for a couple of years. Friday night I asked her where she wanted to go and she did not know. We ended up going to a dive spot in Teusaquillo eating fried chicken for 30,000 pesos. If I am going somewhere other than Santa Fe then I only take a little more money than is needed for the Indrive. I scan my phone for payment everywhere I go, so there is no need for me to have 600,000 pesos in cash or physical cards on me. This is 2024!

[MaddTraveler]

Your post did not say walk in with 2500 hoping to negotiate. Your post said walk into the dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive, which is actually the beginning of a negotiation. You literally would not need any money in your pocket to negotiate a cheaper price though. Maybe you think you are saying something that you are not.

My point was well made and clear. Bottom line if you can't afford a price that's already cheap in a Bogota strip club where you can bang for $30, where that wouldn't even be enough for a lap dance back home then your in the wrong hobby- those that complain. Or just stick to the $10-$15 options from the street. It's cheesy to be whining about it.

But somehow Mr E you are always the know-it-all guy to spin and twist a simple logic. You are in every forum posting in places you never even go, arguing with everyone with the most nonsense posts as you did now.

Not a troll necessarily but it's almost as if you're a paid shitposter to get dudes to debate and increase the site views perhaps? Like you work full time here 365 days a yr doing this? Lmao. As you can see I can stay away from here 3 -6 mos or longer at times and have an actual life. I suggest you get one bud.

One of the real vets on here imd me once and said some people here have mult accts and even reply to themselves LOL. I can't.

If someone say oh, there are prices for everyone's budgets: Wg in A zone is x amt, Wg in be zone is x amt. That's a simple fact that doesn't require a debate. But you're like. Oh I bet I can get Wg from zone be and negotiate A pricing LOL, while beating your chest LOL. Wtfever dude.

[Mr Enternational]

All I can do is laugh. You and I def can be friends to crack jokes. Bruh, you would walk in a new Porsche dealership with 2500 usd in your pocket hoping to negotiate?

Damn, how the heck can I argue with you man? I used take you seriously a while ago, but now I know you're just messing with me and people here. All good bro LMAO.

Your post did not say walk in with 2500 hoping to negotiate. Your post said walk into the dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive, which is actually the beginning of a negotiation. You literally would not need any money in your pocket to negotiate a cheaper price though. Maybe you think you are saying something that you are not.

[MaddTraveler]

To me it does nothing. We already know the girls are there to get money. All that shit they are doing is just saying hurry up with the cash. Like Exotic was saying in his Medellin report, sure you may arrange for an hour, but as soon as you bust she is up to put on her clothes and out of there. My sweet spot with a hooker is more the after treatment, not the before.

Of course I do. That is how I talk them down. I am not there to pay what I can afford; I am there trying to pay what they will accept. Car dealers and hookers alike.

Not everything is negotiable. The term "stay in your lane" isn't meant to be offensive, rather it is also about how much you're willing to spend on whatever. Even rich people have budgets, so no need for absurd comments displaying your negotiating skills.

Last week I met an actual state attorney on Bumble who wanted to go out, works in Centro but only wanted to go to zona g. We all know it's the most expensive area of Bogota. So if your visiting SF, you can bring 200 k or less in your pocket and it will be enough; but going on dates in those areas I carry at least 600 k in cash plus my CC. Dinner in one spot, some wine in another spot and I'm already at 300 k. Done it a few times with real quality non pros that I pursue. Not just on dates, there are tons of high-class strip clubs in that area that will cost you a min 500 k. So would you negotiate in those places if you only had 100-200 k in your pocket? FK out of here man. But like I said to you lately I don't take you seriously. And it's not just me.

[MaddTraveler]

To me it does nothing. We already know the girls are there to get money. All that shit they are doing is just saying hurry up with the cash. Like Exotic was saying in his Medellin report, sure you may arrange for an hour, but as soon as you bust she is up to put on her clothes and out of there. My sweet spot with a hooker is more the after treatment, not the before.

Of course I do. That is how I talk them down. I am not there to pay what I can afford; I am there trying to pay what they will accept. Car dealers and hookers alike.

All I can do is laugh. You and I def can be friends to crack jokes. Bruh, you would walk in a new Porsche dealership with 2500 usd in your pocket hoping to negotiate?

Damn, how the heck can I argue with you man? I used take you seriously a while ago, but now I know you're just messing with me and people here. All good bro LMAO.

[MaddTraveler]

Actually I'm currently on my first South East Asia trip right now bro. I spent August and September in Pattaya Thailand and I'm in Philippines now and will be heading to Jakarta, Indonesia next. In my experience you can get good working girls for short time in your room / airbnb for about $50-60 usd and by short time that can be anything from 1 to 3 hours. Also this includes BBBJ (pretty much standard in Thailand) and BBFS if you push for it (I always do LOL). Now in the Philippines I'd say it's closer to the $60 usd for the same thing also pretty easy to get BBFS here too.

But the real place in SEA that is of comparable price to Colombia is Jakarta, Indonesia. I've been doing research since April and they have this massive hotel / brother / Spa all connected together in the same building, it's called Classic. And they literally have an entire floor that's like a bar / brothel called classic terminal ththas over 240 working girls all lined up sitting on couches and get this it costs only $23 usd per hour session and they offer 2 girls at a time for for $32 usd per hour session. I think that makes Jakarta a good deal and definitely competition for Colombia. And that's just one fucking place there are many other bar brothels and gentlemen clubs all over Jakarta. I'll be there in 2 weeks so I'll let you guys know how it really is.

-Gabacho.

Agreed. I haven't been to Indonesia yet and I read many travelers do go there when their Thailand visa exp. They'd go there to reset and go back. But now I'm going to take advantage of the new 6 mos visa Thailand is offering, just have to prove certain amt of asset. But I was referring to the main typical first stops like Bangkok and Pattaya, where wg starting rates are highr vs Col. BK is the best first stop flying from FL since flight are cheaper up to half the cost going to Pattaya directly.

If your still out there first quarter of '25 I'll reach out. Since I can now have longer trips, Indonesia, Cambodia, Malaysia and of course Philippines are all on the sched. But as good as Colombia is we got to try something else after a while. I really wanted to head to Europe or Asia right after Brazil but Col pulled me back, and finally I'm ready to bounce. Enough chicas for now LOL.

[Berol Loz]

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[Gabacho]

What's the airfare from the east coast of US? $2,000 and 1.5 travel days each way?

I told my barber it only cost $2.25 for a haircut in the Philippines and he asked me what was the cost for the airplane ticket to get there!

Nit sure about the east coast but I got all the way from the west coast to Thailand (SFO to BKK) for like $600 on a cheap Taiwanese airline called China Air. I only bought one way plus onward to another country not round-trip but the add on to Indonesia was $80. So not sure where you getting the $2000 from.

[Woodman09]

Just a quick hit here-- I was in Chapinero a couple of nights walking around. There are a few strip club / brothels in the area I went to one on Calle 61 (see photo) there were 6-8 girls 2 were really hot I got quoted $200 mil did not really get into any particulars. In that area are a few more-- I think it's pretty safe I used to live in that area for a year or so. Of course my Go-to is Santa Fe.

Video of Chapinero Love Motels https://youtube.com/shorts/kaxkxlsdVi4.

[Kazeu]

What's the airfare from the east coast of US? $2,000 and 1.5 travel days each way?

I told my barber it only cost $2.25 for a haircut in the Philippines and he asked me what was the cost for the airplane ticket to get there!

By that logic, you should also ask your barber how much he pays for pussy on the east coast. Go to PH, get laid by 5 or 6 girls multiple times and I bet you're probably in the black. Reality is a bit more nuanced than that, but you get the idea.

[HumbleHal]

classic terminal that has over 240 working girls all lined up sitting on couches and get this it costs only $23 usd per hour session and they offer 2 girls at a time for for $32 usd per hour session. -Gabacho.

What's the airfare from the east coast of US? $2,000 and 1.5 travel days each way?

I told my barber it only cost $2.25 for a haircut in the Philippines and he asked me what was the cost for the airplane ticket to get there!

[Mr Enternational]

Usually my dick gets extra hard when they sit in front of me with those miniskirts, rub on their thighs and them feeling on my shit. So it's not fair to compare that to the street pricings. Teasing and foreplay brings a whole lot more fun in sex. Or building some chemistry in general. Shit gets very intense and If you know you know.

To me it does nothing. We already know the girls are there to get money. All that shit they are doing is just saying hurry up with the cash. Like Exotic was saying in his Medellin report, sure you may arrange for an hour, but as soon as you bust she is up to put on her clothes and out of there. My sweet spot with a hooker is more the after treatment, not the before.

Like when you're in the states, do you go into a Porsche or Corvette dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive at 80 k USD or more? No, just head to a used buy here pay here car lot to get your 1985 Oldsmobile for 2500 USD that you can afford. Like they say here all the time "Stay in your lane".

Of course I do. That is how I talk them down. I am not there to pay what I can afford; I am there trying to pay what they will accept. Car dealers and hookers alike.

[Gabacho]

I say this directly and especially to the complainers. Because aint no way you are taking friends and girls out to eat, drinking, which BTW costs more than 150 k at times when you're whining about sex that's already cheap LOL.

Now I understand some of yall on SSI and retirement income, have lost many senses including how to be romantic. But don't complain because there's something for everyone. Like when you're in the states, do you go into a Porsche or Corvette dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive at 80 k USD or more? No, just head to a used buy here pay here car lot to get your 1985 Oldsmobile for 2500 USD that you can afford. Like they say here all the time "Stay in your lane".

Besides, 150 k is literally $37, and that's cheaper than the DR, CR or anywhere except for Ecuador, which isn't the same quality and a bit dangerous now. The 60 k.

($15) ones, those are pretty much free. I don't care what career you had back home, even if you worked at McDonalds or very poor aint no way yall should be complaining. If you go anywhere in Europe you'll spend a minimum of $150 USD for a decent wg, even in Thailand or entire SE Asia is more expensive than SA.

Actually I'm currently on my first South East Asia trip right now bro. I spent August and September in Pattaya Thailand and I'm in Philippines now and will be heading to Jakarta, Indonesia next. In my experience you can get good working girls for short time in your room / airbnb for about $50-60 usd and by short time that can be anything from 1 to 3 hours. Also this includes BBBJ (pretty much standard in Thailand) and BBFS if you push for it (I always do LOL). Now in the Philippines I'd say it's closer to the $60 usd for the same thing also pretty easy to get BBFS here too.

But the real place in SEA that is of comparable price to Colombia is Jakarta, Indonesia. I've been doing research since April and they have this massive hotel / brother / Spa all connected together in the same building, it's called Classic. And they literally have an entire floor that's like a bar / brothel called classic terminal that has over 240 working girls all lined up sitting on couches and get this it costs only $23 usd per hour session and they offer 2 girls at a time for for $32 usd per hour session. I think that makes Jakarta a good deal and definitely competition for Colombia. And that's just one fucking place there are many other bar brothels and gentlemen clubs all over Jakarta. I'll be there in 2 weeks so I'll let you guys know how it really is.

-Gabacho.

[MaddTraveler]

I'm back bitches.

Just wanted to pitch in on the recent posts complaining about pricings in SF clubs. I think once you've been around all of the Caribbean incl DR and Cuba, and now in South America incl Col, CR, Ecuador, Brazil, you'll realize Colombia has pretty much no competition. So do some researches and stop complaining. Brazil is great vs Col but it's further and costs more to travel there, hence Colombia wins.

It seems Col Migration loves me here LOL. Spent Jan and Feb here, then 3 months in Bra, and back to Col since end of June and visa already extended to end of December which will total 8 months this year in Colombia. With this much time, almost yearly recently, I think I can speak on pricings.

Street SF girls ask from 40 k to 60 k for a rato (15-20 min). I offer my favoritas 100 k for 30 minutes, but pussy gets so good I often finish in 15-20 still LOL. But happy to pay them a bit more. In the clubs yes it is 150 K in Fiebre, some girls in Paisa and Troya want 120, some want 150, all for 15-20 minutes. Atunes used to be ok, but now it's mostly some old women there, couple doable ones, also 120 k+. Venus is recommended, some cute young girls that gives free lap dances, me at least LOL. One danced on my dick for almost an hour, I only bought her 1 drink; unlike Paisa, Fiebre, Troya, 50 k or so for dance. Venus also does not own and control the girls like the others, most are freelancers and most also walk the streets. Pricings 70-120 20-30 minutes, negotiable and each girl have their own pricing. Inside isn't as nice as the other clubs but still ok. In the clubs I say it's worth it since you are sitting and enjoying a conversation, drinking, music, taking their time etc. Usually my dick gets extra hard when they sit in front of me with those miniskirts, rub on their thighs and them feeling on my shit. So it's not fair to compare that to the street pricings. Teasing and foreplay brings a whole lot more fun in sex. Or building some chemistry in general. Shit gets very intense and If you know you know.

I always say this for fun messing w you chomps, like if you only go to SF and or a casa only to bang in 15-30 minutes during your entire vaca or time here, then it means you are spending the other 23 and half hours alone in your hotel LOL. What is the point of traveling and cannot interact with women or people? To actually sit the fuck down and enjoy a drink, convo, dance, smile, get to know people. And yes you pay, and even feed some strangers once in a while. Not only pay for your dates, pay someone's meal by surprise while they eat or in line, their coffee, or beer once in a while and show them that "LOS gringos son caballeros", I learned that from a old white gringo dude that said that to a local years ago. I thought that was badass, like represent hard where you're from man. I must say I have met some real gents during my travels.

I say this directly and especially to the complainers. Because aint no way you are taking friends and girls out to eat, drinking, which BTW costs more than 150 k at times when you're whining about sex that's already cheap LOL.

Now I understand some of yall on SSI and retirement income, have lost many senses including how to be romantic. But don't complain because there's something for everyone. Like when you're in the states, do you go into a Porsche or Corvette dealer and complain about the cars being too expensive at 80 k USD or more? No, just head to a used buy here pay here car lot to get your 1985 Oldsmobile for 2500 USD that you can afford. Like they say here all the time "Stay in your lane".

Besides, 150 k is literally $37, and that's cheaper than the DR, CR or anywhere except for Ecuador, which isn't the same quality and a bit dangerous now. The 60 k.

($15) ones, those are pretty much free. I don't care what career you had back home, even if you worked at McDonalds or very poor aint no way yall should be complaining. If you go anywhere in Europe you'll spend a minimum of $150 USD for a decent wg, even in Thailand or entire SE Asia is more expensive than SA.

About Tantra Spa, it's still one of the best value casas in town, good lineup always, usually half of the dozen presented are 7+, seen a 9 there recently. Goddamm. 50 k for 30 minutes, and 50 k+ for extras like BBBJ kissing CIM etc. If you smell good, look nice, she will offer other stuff and actually get into it. Or maybe I always get lucky to get the pretty ones that are actual freaks to get into the session, real moans, and real DFK. I can't help you in that area. It's so funny how during a session foreplay while kissing, a girl would offer me CIM and for a second in my head I'm thinking damnn, she swallows and I'm kissing her like this? But she's so beautiful and passionate that the nasty thought disappeared within seconds, and I continued LOL. Fuck it, even real GF and wives have swallowed some dude nuts before we get them LOL.

Anyhow I always pay for an HR 100 k + the extras plus tip totaling 200 k. I exch numbers w few and have gotten 3 somes in private motels. I get that by treating them right, incl the girls in SF. Hanging w two local novias that I met, waitresses from restaurants, and life is grand. Will write about other fav casas soon.